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edimolu2:Ladies and gents , he just admitted every accusation I have made about him is true. He now complaints I’m sniffing his old posts. ![]() Dude is pitiable. Oya go heal and take a breather. I will resume your pummeling by noonday. |
edimolu2:Boy have some shame nah? Every Nairalander dead alive knows you’re asking Harddon for dating drills. It’s still there I’m ypyr post yet you’re telling me to go meet Harddon despite my legend and notoriety here. The girl you been yapping about has opened a thread to deny the event but you’re still hanging on to it because you’re repeating same old tale as frequently as your mother cheats on your libertine father. Try and come up work something believable nah. You’re boring I swear. |
Lalas247:Oya an! Save Edimolu’s soul. Dude be stalking you for 2 years and the moment you said you crushed on me, he came like charging like a rabies infested dog |
[quote author=edimolu2 post=62210456][/quote]Here is what I made you do. I turned you like a chef turns his turkey in his deep fryer. For a dude who didn’t have his pics on his DP, I made him throw caution to the wind. You uploaded a picture of you in front of your inherited asset—a wooden chemist shop but hid your friends face, but when I turned up the heat, you forgot to be careful and exposed the girl for the world to see. That’s why I call you a bipolar emotional Category A bitch ![]() Before I dub myself TheMortician, disposing of human filth like you is my specialty ![]()
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Lalas247:Dear, Edimolu is Nairaland’s second living casualty of your big, vibrating yash ![]() Dude lost his sanity the moment your olumo ass assualted his visual perception. Send him a GIF of that ass wiggling in a wet skin-tight gown and you would have helped his tormented soul far better than his parents ever did. |
TheUmbra:Been dead a long time ago, deader than last Christmas, what we have here is just his dying hisses. You should have seen how I word-knifed him until he started uploading his own pictures here. Only two people can save edimolu They are Harddon and Lalas247. Harddon needs to DHL his dating tips to him and hopes he can implement all the tricks there. See how he was thanking him for his dating drills and badgering him for techniques on how to wet his own dick. Lalas247 should just agree to date him- online at least. Dude has been stalking the girl like a vindictive Fulani for 2 years, earmarking anyone she crushes on. Sickle cell bastardized ogre who couldn’t live with himself because Lalas247 said she was crushing on me ![]() Edimolu, which is harder to live with: That your Nairaland fantasy believes I’m more than what you were born to be , or that you’re a green yellow-bellied Mugu who’s afraid of women with a very bad genotype? |
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TSOM:Bro, give Refiner some credit. She opened a thread to clear the air of envy and vile attempt by our glory-hunting albino who was definitely looking for a way to even up after I sent him on a journey to hell in first class ticket. I’m sure of coogar’s tale only. Because both parties came out to speak about it live on Nairaland. Refiner sold me not as there was nothing to sell. You can’t fix what isn’t broken , neither can you leave where you haven’t been. She can’t sell the goods that never came. Why do I say this? Because she opened a thread to debunk the fake story of me ever meeting her or stopping in the city where she lives. Your erstwhile friend and albino who is now the infamous pluridiot created a fake account to claim I went to Anambra to see her. His source of the story was from my own thread and post here: https://www.nairaland.com/2892202/power-come/9 A story she already debunked and we both laughed about it in WhatsApp. Her convo with me is still on my phone to clear the air, but is there need for that? . The fake story isn’t really beyond my means. I have very few faults and sexual rascality stands tall on that list. While Mr green albino was spreading a nice story I came to Anambra to see refiner in Nairaland—a story that ignited the flame of my legend here— she, refiner was chatting with me on how to permanently ban her refiner account because it was hacked after her Miss Nairaland pegeantry. I got the account blocked permanently with my long reach of Nairaland administrative hierarchy. So we were both enjoying the story. For the records, I’m not above employing my resources to slam a pussy on Nairaland on any geopolitical zone of the country as long as that pussy promises to curve to my dick. Let me sign out with a screenshot of my convo with refiner our serial rejected Nairaland termite latched on to build a fake story.
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edimolu2: as predicted he said he’s done for the night but just couldn’t resist the raw scorpion sting on my posts. Ok, let me pity you , I know you want to have the last say. Oya quote this post so you can sleep well tonight ![]() |
Body just dey shack me this night. By tomorrow my Samsung data will be fully unleashed on you edimolu. Don’t worry. ![]() |
edimolu2:Ok, show us who I copied from. If you don’t your mother’s ghost will forever remain in hell getting fûcked by sexstarved demons. I’m TheMortician and all I want is your soul and that of your mother. Your corpse can be left for vultures. |
AlmiqhteeAllah:What I can never forget was when you came to Nairaland to brag about your family wealth and proudly said anyone can google gbadebo on google to know about the aristocratic family in Osun state... So a lot of folks on that thread did and we discovered gbadebo stole Osun state funds yet died like a commoner with no fixed address... I was laughing like a drunk when you screamed “you didn’t google the right one” ![]() You forgot you had told us your father was late and your mother remarried The only dead thief of a Gbadebo was your father ![]() |
edimolu2:I tell you bro so you couldn’t ignore like you promised yourself ![]() Your psychology is so easy to read. My words hurt you. Was this how your mother was when she couldn’t hold on to dear life and died by the hands of her brother? Tell me the truth , would it not have been better if your uncles had murdered you along instead of having to face me here dishonoring the hellbound ghost of that bitch? ![]() |
edimolu2:see self consolation. ![]() Anyways, you opened a female account just to woo yourself and even bragged on how you can use multiple handles simultaneously to chat on Nairaland. What a Nairaland over-fixated addict you are. I Have never witnessed anywhere in Nairaland where the generality of Nairaland agreed to sing one song—that song was to drive you away from the forum for being a bipolar emotional bitch who lies, backbites and snitches. Even the mod agreed the dude is a cancer to Nairaland. All this is just a result of his parents who couldn’t keep a steady home. More screenshots. You’re lucky my Iphone doesn’t have your data complete. But let tomorrow come and I shall unleash my Samsung on you. You go die well ![]() Well the picture below is this fool exposed for opening a femal account to woo himself!!! How desperate can this boy go? I dubb him Nairaland adopted nuisance still having the aftershock of his parents failed marriage
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AlmiqhteeAllah:Michael, Michael how many times I call you? Oya tell us your main account. And I will stop assaulting you. Son of a dead undecomposed thief |
edimolu2:See two mad men totally bambozzled into a two way dialogue instead of facing me. ![]() Alright, so I promised tonight’s diss is going be to factual. No imaginative improvisation. Just raw and wicked revelations. So here we go. Cherice a fine girl whom darkenedrebel knows offline came to expose this dude as a worthless piece of human filth who does nothing but blackmail girls for nudes and money. Read the posts. Pic 2 was a request for the dude edimolu/ darkenedrebel to be driven from rap section altogether. His real name is Michael gbadebo Oromolaran and his father died of heart attack after he was exposed for stealing the commonwealth of Osun state. Brutal? Yeah, but it ain’t no diss. You can google the name and link it to his account here. Dude lacks a father figure so he bullies girls because he was raised by an angry mother who saw every bit of his thieving Father’s DNA in him. His mother married another man, no better then his father because she was an abuse magnet. She loves her men mean and heartless. The step dad later fûcked darkenedrebel/darkrebel69 harder than he ever fûcked the mother. Life is sad, but then TheMortician comes to relive the earth of excess redundancy of human filth like edimolu/ darkenedrebel
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edimolu2:Abeg see who Dey call someone Nairaland hustler. Ladies and gents, here’s the post of this bedlamite who met a girl in his own street and went out with her 3 times and didn’t even have the balls to ask to his place but, instead he ran here to Nairaland to beg Harddon for advice on what to do to get laid. Do we need anymore proof this guy masturbates and his fingers bear the prints of his penis? Bwahhahha. Someone whose beef with me is because all the while he was crushing on laalas247, she was crushing on me so he came licking his wounds and frustrations. Here’s the pic where he came to Nairaland to seek help to wet his dick. Tell me if the testicles between his legs shouldn’t be surgically replaced with a pussy. Dude is long overdue for a gender reassignment surgery
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edimolu2: see home work I gave to this frogface. A dude beaten by a girl in his class is forming bully online ![]() The height of boffoonery! To cap it all up, he met a girl in his street and came online asking a teenager on how to go about her after going to her place 3 times ![]() This is the act of cowardice you exhibit in reality that made your uncle never to spare a thought for caution before killing your mother! Dude, you need to go bully your father for not waiting until he quitted being a habitual drunk before going into fatherhood. Thought you were talking to yourself not to mention or quote me, but here you are reacting to the sting of my posts ![]() Bwahahaha. Vomit-eating hypocritical Bastard. |
AlmiqhteeAllah:But you keep reacting to this rubbish because each post stings you hard nullifying your weak attempts at smearing me. Why do you always fight with girls you have as friends offline? Ladyboss Créámish Nubian Bumbae Cheryis And all of them said same story, you have been begging money offline and when refused you come online to rant and diss them. It's shocking to notice all the women you follow with your darkrebel69 account are all elderly and married. Another redundancy of humanity. So when you failed JAMB, failed in your social life of even having a girlfriend, nairaland has become your insurance at remedying your worthless life. No wonder you opened a thread for nneka123 thinking he was a she. And you get so desperate you openly blackmail girls who saw you for what you are; a desperate, insecure diminutive, skeletonised Bedlamite with a black heart. You don't have a filter between your brain and your penis. It's like your ancestors have a pending grudge with Mr. Disgrace ![]() Dude just won't leave you alone like the harmattan breeze never leaves roadside dirt alone. It just keeps on taunting you and making sure you add more more spade of sand on the grave of Gbadebo Oromolaran ![]() |
Blackhawk01:Intelligent posts died in 2015/early 2016. Fact-trolling is all there is for now. ![]() And never forget Trolling is a mental chess...you study your opponent's psychology and know when he's struggling mentally and emotionally. So when I hit edimolu hard yesterday, he posted his pics screening out the face of the baby and lady standing with him. Then I tuned up the screw when I told him his face looked like his mother's pussy gapping like the exit wound inflicted by a pump action rifle, His reaction to this was to upload same picture he took with the girl but forgot to screen out the face Too much head punch induced temporal amnesia and confusion. ![]() That was all I needed to know I was upping his blood circulation to near lethal rates ![]() He called me bald head and grandpa, you Blackhawk01 have my picture currently in my WhatsApp... But which idiot will make me upload my photo just to prove what ? That's so fücking desperate 2015 in Nairaland. Dude hasn't known he's dealing with a hollow demon who's unfeeling ![]() |
Ok, he's come in the guise of edimolu2, the chemist man who got pummeled so hard he started uploading his own pictures forgetting to censor the face of his friend. ![]() Dude was so confused with the barrage of assault, he was defending his reputation.... Nairaland truly means alot to you idiot. How's the chemist shop moving, Oga panadol...local swashbuckling frog face idiot ![]() |
AlmiqhteeAllah:Grandpa? , when I came into Lagos I opened a thread abd invited any Nairalander within the vicinity to come drink with me and on me, a lot came at my behest and they saw who was behind the moniker. No frets. No fake airs. I have met Nairalanders in Lagos, Benin ,PH, Warri, Enugu, Abuja spanning 3 geopolitical zones. You on the other hand is a Nairaland roach afraid of the sun, hiding behind the Shadows of your keyboard stalking girls online and leaking their chats when they refuse your weak sexual advances.... One of the reasons you lie being based abroad is because you don't want to confront any Nairalander beyond the safe walls of romanceland, family and rap sections. When you ran out of MB, you're glued to movies like an imbecilé with neck problem. Before you call me grandpa, realise alot of folks here have met me one one one. And you have an old alternate created in 2007 known as Thekeeper. How old were you when you created it? 12? ![]() Just because you're 4 feet tall with a malnourished face doesn't make you a teenager. Your biological clock isn't just moving because you've been dead a long time ago. |
AlmiqhteeAllah:Alright darkenedbaboon ring me up when you have new materials.Don't be surprised I might be the one to sort you out, my schedule is getting lighter. Fake MC beaten by a female rookie raper in Nairaland ![]() Born loser. |
AlmiqhteeAllah:Nairaland's fugitive, see as you dey churn out imaginative rubbish while I'm dolling out your facts.Oya keep dissing, I'm all about your reality, what many Nairalanders know already. A 4 feet diminutive thief who hides in one smelly room stalking older women like mindfulnes, freecoco , Nubian, lala and coccamdy exploiting thier boredom just to be rewarded with 5 euros. Now, anyone can local search these monikers against his Darkrebel69 and Darkenedrebel accounts for confirmation. Now this dude says he's only 19 , sometimes he says he's 23, but so what's a lad of that age doing with way older married women stalking and following them with PM and fighting any male moniker who comes around... This dude is a born gigolo but then that's more honourable than his father who was a career thief stealing the funds of Osun state but died and was burried like a peasant vagabond... |
Benita27:I'm not making up stories, this isn't a diss. Real name is Michael Gbadebo Oromolaran who JAMB and unilag condemned to read fine arts because his brain powers couldn't lift the weight of mathematics.. So he ran to Nairaland as a unilag traunt using Google to type his posts just to overcompensate for his lack of academic achievements in the real world. This is same dude who claimed he's 19 years and doing his master's program in Chicago, when we calculated the age he claimed to be in unilag , we discovered he entered university at age 13! He quickly called the mods to delete the thread.... Postmânn still have screenshots of that thread His Twitter account, he follows dictionary.com, medical dictionary and the Patrick, the former Edo state senator known for his abuse of the English language... He follows these websites and the senator to speak and bamboos folks with English like a mad man who found an open dictionary in an open dumpster.. I'm not dissing this dude. I have proof, so let's wait until he replies. |
AlmiqhteeAllah:And the imbecilic fool is calling out himself. What same old shiit? Is your own history too painful for you to see in print ? The poor sod wants people to believe this is just a diss. Boy I'm done dissing you, I'm just replaying the darkest part of your life exposed as a fraud, a failed rapper who couldn't even afford studio time. A poverty stricken imp who bought a Tecno phone and announced it on Nairaland. Nairaland was the only place of escapism to hide away from the horror movie that has become your life, but like your father kleptomania would never leave you alone. Michael Alomolaran Gbadebo, what does it take you to understand that mother nature never equipped you with the brain power of the average male? Your reputation here is as dishonourable as that of your father in Osun state.. Don't worry, when I'm free , you will witness real haunting. I will leave you so numb like your father's corpse |
AlmiqhteeAllah:Darkenedrebel, darkrebel69, Darkrebel, Sharon, nneka123, Nairaland failed upcoming thief and fraudster, whose real name is known as Michael Gbadebo Aromolaran, the son of the famous dead thief in Osun state. You're finding it hard to heal from the vicious death I handed you repeatedly. You have lost your humanity a long time ago when you claimed you were a mullato just to get attention from little girls in Nairaland claiming your mother was from Kiev when you were hiding in a brown roof one room apartment with no Government markings withyour 6 other siblings You're the same dwarf imp driven from rap section for consistently stealing rap lines from Facebook to cheat your opponents.. As if that wasn't enough, you ran to Romance section for refuge only to be enmeshed with snitching, back biting and begging lalas247, Nubian and Cherice for money claiming your step dad was too hard on you.. You ran to family section and started stalking married women in their 30s and 40s and you claim to be 19 years old.. The curse that took your father to his early grave has started manifesting in you Same imbecilé who claimed he was studying masters abroad only to be caught pants down on Twitter soliciting and pleading for his withheld jamb results. Hahahaha! Just look at the tales of a sad, struggling and stagnant life. Michael Gbadebo Oromolaran, with all the opportunities an online platform like Nairaland offers, you were still exposed for inheriting every single thieving molecular cell of your unrepentant kleptomaniac father.. Like father like son, none is destined to end well or live long. |
Zulus are now turning to animals for sexual gratification What abomination under the sun that's beyond a Zulu? |





