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Jokes Etc / Re: Trapped In The Desert(chapter 2) by theORAKU(m): 3:07pm On Apr 26, 2006
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Jokes Etc / Re: Trapped In The Desert(chapter 2) by theORAKU(m): 3:06pm On Apr 26, 2006
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Jokes Etc / Re: Trapped In The Desert(chapter 2) by theORAKU(m): 3:05pm On Apr 26, 2006
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Jokes Etc / Re: Trapped In The Desert(chapter 2) by theORAKU(m): 3:05pm On Apr 26, 2006
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Jokes Etc / Re: Trapped In The Desert(chapter 2) by theORAKU(m): 3:04pm On Apr 26, 2006
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Jokes Etc / Re: Trapped In The Desert(chapter 2) by theORAKU(m): 3:04pm On Apr 26, 2006
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Jokes Etc / Re: Trapped In The Desert(chapter 2) by theORAKU(m): 3:02pm On Apr 26, 2006
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Jokes Etc / Trapped In The Desert(chapter 2) by theORAKU(m): 3:01pm On Apr 26, 2006
Somewhere else in another desert,
a blonde,

Jokes Etc / Re: Trapped In The Desert Chapter 1. by theORAKU(m): 2:58pm On Apr 26, 2006
wink
somebody please help!

Jokes Etc / Re: Trapped In The Desert Chapter 1. by theORAKU(m): 2:57pm On Apr 26, 2006
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Jokes Etc / Re: Trapped In The Desert Chapter 1. by theORAKU(m): 2:56pm On Apr 26, 2006
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Jokes Etc / Trapped In The Desert Chapter 1. by theORAKU(m): 2:55pm On Apr 26, 2006
somebody please help!
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Jokes Etc / Drinking Problem by theORAKU(m): 5:53pm On Apr 25, 2006
;d ;d

Jokes Etc / Re: How To House Break Your Dog by theORAKU(m): 5:49pm On Apr 25, 2006
How to download the small picture.

right click the picture, choose save as
type in desired name.

look for file with the chosen desired name in wherever location u might have saved it,
double click and enjoy it better.

ok?
Jokes Etc / How Men Change by theORAKU(m): 12:34pm On Apr 24, 2006
How men change

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why do you think I proposed?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: AGAIN!

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?


TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
Jokes Etc / Build A Better Bush by theORAKU(m): 12:23pm On Apr 24, 2006
check out the link below and am sure u will never regret u did.
http://www.ilfoglio.it/uploads/camillo/BuildabetterBush.htm
Jokes Etc / How To House Break Your Dog by theORAKU(m): 12:15pm On Apr 24, 2006
;d ;d

u might need to download and view separately.

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Reasons Not To Drink With Friends(pictures) by theORAKU(m): 12:12pm On Apr 24, 2006
i get the stuff from fellow funny frnds arnd.
Jokes Etc / Do You Know What Happens In Office After Dark ? by theORAKU(m): 6:13pm On Apr 23, 2006
Do you know



what happens,





during the night,





in ,




your ,



office ,




after ,



you switched off your PC ,


and you ,





have gone to bed ,






?


?


?


?


?

Jokes Etc / Power Of Punctuations! by theORAKU(m): 4:08pm On Apr 23, 2006
An English professor wrote the words:
" Woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.


All of the boys in the class wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."


All the gals in the class wrote: "Woman! without her, man is nothing."

Same words, different meanings.
Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Reasons Not To Drink With Friends(pictures) by theORAKU(m): 10:08am On Apr 20, 2006
and number 1 reason not to drink with friends,

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Reasons Not To Drink With Friends(pictures) by theORAKU(m): 10:07am On Apr 20, 2006
;d ;d

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Reasons Not To Drink With Friends(pictures) by theORAKU(m): 10:06am On Apr 20, 2006
;d ;d

Jokes Etc / 13 Reasons Not To Drink With Friends(pictures) by theORAKU(m): 10:04am On Apr 20, 2006
for u, drinkers
Be warned! grin grin grin

Celebrities / Re: John Travolta's House(pictures) by theORAKU(m): 3:25pm On Apr 07, 2006
dont belief they were taken illegally, he actually granted an interview on it.
Celebrities / Re: John Travolta's House(pictures) by theORAKU(m): 3:04pm On Apr 07, 2006
is nairaland real?
grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Why You Should Not Leave Your Picture On The Internet by theORAKU(m): 11:03am On Apr 07, 2006
or make u shake ur booty real hard,

Jokes Etc / Re: Why You Should Not Leave Your Picture On The Internet by theORAKU(m): 11:02am On Apr 07, 2006
and ,

Jokes Etc / Re: Why You Should Not Leave Your Picture On The Internet by theORAKU(m): 11:00am On Apr 07, 2006
and,

Jokes Etc / Re: Why You Should Not Leave Your Picture On The Internet by theORAKU(m): 10:59am On Apr 07, 2006
Some naughty Graphics Designer may take you in the other world,

Jokes Etc / Why You Should Not Leave Your Picture On The Internet by theORAKU(m): 10:58am On Apr 07, 2006
This is the original picture accidentally left on the internet

Jokes Etc / Consequences Of An American Lifesyle by theORAKU(m): 9:26am On Apr 06, 2006
american lifestyle grin grin

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