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Are you tired of hearing your partner say:

"We never do anything together."

Here is the solution to spending quality time with your loved one.

post those ones u are getting rid off

all from Kennis Music for your consumption.

he said thug mansion, not Madonna University.

I pick you.

I want to learn from the best.

@tommiekidd, all ur yarns are just OFF-POINTS just like ur mentor, 50.

thanks j.

because i haf decided not too participate in this thread again but reading ya post i had 2 change ma mind.
All REAL rap lovers will know who the better is, its simply ja. 50 aint tite in anyway xcept for his cash.

Yap, the download is where u get the real sh!Ts!, mixtapes, freestyles straight from the underground.

am out!

my fone ringing!

Its my boss, and i aint picking.

@jayvinnie : didnt get ur post.

is it credits we are discussing here or just the fun we derive from the joke?.

I aint claiming any credits for the stuff

Maybe we shud start a game , i source the material , u tell me where i got it from..
afterall No idea Original, there's nothing new under the sun.

aint bad.

transferred it ti my fone and am bangin'

1. The more I think of you, the more I
2. Love you; I cannot see how any one could
3. Hate you. You have always been to me an
4. honest, faithful friend, and I hope my love is not an
5. Object of contempt. It is true that Once I said
6. I would never marry, but that was before
7. I loved you. That assertion you know was
8. uttered in a bragging manner, in fact not but
9. a lie, and I do not know why I made it. If I
10. could even pluck up enough courage to
11. offer you my hand I know very well you
12 would be surprised and I doubt if you
13 would accept it. I do not think I would
14 listen to a refusal from your lips and
15 thus make my whole life miserable. To die
16 without ever expressing my love for you
17 would be preferable to that. If you write to me
18 I shall be happy, but if you do not
19 I shall be miserable and gloomy, your letters
20 are a source of pleasure and a failure to get them
21 always make me feel like committing suicide.

NOW READ THIS POEM AGAIN...BUT ONLY THE ODD NUMBERED LINES.........

heeeeeeeeeeeeh.
drop the sour in your name cos u are the sweetest chick on NL.

Nice posting.

snazzydawn, agbaya!

debanjee:
With my womans head or my chest

hmmmnnn....really wont like to bring that in here, because of the underages....

okay oooo.
i will look out for it

tell me how u sleep and i will get the details and picture for you.

truthhurts:
wonderful great post, great immagination, thumbs up the ORAKU

thanks truthhurt.
For once, the truth aint hurting, but making me feel good.

ori mii wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ooooooooo!

Maria was a beautiful Latina who fell in love with Jose. She planned to
marry very soon.


She was so happy about her wedding plans; she decided to tell her papa.


Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another. Your Mother does not
know this, but Jose is your half-brother". So Maria forgot about her Jose,
and soon planned to marry Ricardo. But after telling papa again, he said,
"Maria there's trouble still". "You can not marry Ricardo, Maria.


Please don't tell your mother, but Ricardo and Jose are both your
half-brothers".





Maria had no choice but to go to her mama, but she already knew and said
"Maria, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or marry Jose,
because you are not related to Papa.

we are all going crazy!

if we cant give ppl slaps, atleast this shud be manageable.

and firstly dedicating this to the CEO of nairaland(didnt mention seun ooo).
Since Oputa panel cant be arranged for you, just have a taste of this.

why is everybody going smiley?
i tire oooo.

where's seun sef?
i hope he knows that his nairaland will soon be smileyland.