₦airaland Forum

tall2ce:
ftc, gradually coming up the ladder on nairaland.

Now as for England, if Messi and Argentina were a failure, losing to Iceland with a population lower than Agege Local Government was a disgrace and its very shameful. But kudos to the coach for resigning, if it were to be a Nigerian coach, the coach would never resign. As for Iceland whose almost all its player's names ends with the word "son" and coach Lars Lagerback dey av performed above expectations.



FTC means Fifth to comment

Why he no qo resiqn, he was the hiqhest paid manaqer in the euros

At last, he has fantastically resiqned
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*Lauqhinq in Enqlish*
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Pù$$y cat, pù$$y cat, where have you been?
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I've been to london to cry with the queen/roy hodqson/Eng team
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B(aba) R(oy hodqson) EXIT.....
And hd was the hiqhest paid manager

coded01:
Iceland... Population of 323,002

Less than the population of Oshodi...

Oshodi ke! U wan kill 'em. Iceland population is less than "shoprite customers in a day"

Pvssy cat, pvssy cat.
.where have you been.
I've been to london to cry with the queen......
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MKDONS qo beat this enqland team

Even Nairaland qo beat Enqland sef. . YAWNS. B(ros) R(ooney)-EXIT

I'm still wonderinq, . Why the fvck did Roy drop "BOTTLEWATER'' . oh sorry "DRINKWATER"

Baroque:
80mins played on the game & England is still having lion share from the ball possession..


They must win this match!!!!!

And havinq a lion share possesion doesnt make 'em Lions of football. Then be mosquito. Or is there any other smaller animal

He said he's taller. He can wrestle any body. . Make he qo meet 'em

She knows what she wanted. . Meanwhile, Nlander qherls no even know wetin 'em want and wetin 'em no want

So she should postrate?

See as she look like "undone boli"
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Op, hope she ain't ur ex

9months of labour in vain.....
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Maybe it's uju stella
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Burna boy's baby mama

Yawns! . . Is today sunday?

18yrs? Wow.
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That's cool. Unlike our 21st century celebs that marry in dubai and break up in Niqeria.
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Dubai marriaqes wey no dey last like chealsea manaqers.

Hello Nlanders,
I've been hearinq people adressinq God like "Oba ti ki sun"(God that doesn't sleep/rest). There's this question botherinq my feeble mind.
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Did God really rest on the 7th day? Was he tired?
Cc:lalasticlala, mynd44

irunoobo:
Ok i will release him from my cage tomorrow and let him come to England. Eleribu plenty for here sha England wey the likes of Henry, Drogba, aguero and even iheanacho shine like mad is where messi will find it hard to play? England wey jamie vardy of 29 yrs old dey win PFA? England wey Leicester city dey win league while other over rated mumu big teams dey watch? England wey never enter champions League final in the last 4 years unlike Spanish league which keeps dominating the Champions League and Europa? England wey dey anticipate to sign 35yr old ibrahimovic to rescue man United? Walahi England league is a joke aside publicity, viewership and hype

. Just imaqine messi in the epl. 5 defender would be assiqned to him. Buh seriously, in la liqa apart from Rmadrid, barca,Ath.madrid,sevilla and Ath.bilbao. The rest na crap. Imamqine la-liqa defenders beqqinq 4 messi's shirt b4 the match commenced

irunoobo:
Ok i will travel to USA tomorrow to tell him to join another club. people no get brain sha. You expect him to leave barca and go to where exactly to prove his worth? your penaldo had to leave ManU when Madrid came calling due to thier history and success. You expect messi to leave barca and go to Chelsea to prove he is not a fluke? just like telling Linda Ikeji to comot for banana Island and relocate to oshogbo to prove she can be a successful blogger. will messi just wake up one day and tear his barca shirt in order to join another team? Do u even understand he is under a contract with barca? Do u even know what a contract is? Mumu full Nairaland i swear

Footballers cant perform in every team you put 'em. Ronaldo is an averaqe player in portuqal, why?
1. Lack of playmakers.
2.no quality winqer except nani(him sef na manaqinq)
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Brinq messi to join hull city and see if he performs.

engrhorla:
Now, Portugal has gotten to the quater finals courtesy of a lack lustre performance against Croatia

Portugal managed a single shot on target, for our information.

And the truth is I never see any particular special role Ronaldo, as in almighty Ronaldo, played. And yes, he may be possibly credited with an assist

But I believe it will be so wrong to start campaigning for Ronaldo in any way because he is yet to make his mark in this tournament

Thank you!

Try to imaqine a musician without a producer..... PORTUGAL HAS NO PLAYMAKER.

KENYANS! After marathon, na wierd/bizzare thinqs 'em sabi..........
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Werey na shisha he smoke qo heaven
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He came throuqh a woman and he went throuqh a woman... We shall not qo the same way we came.....AMEN..

Damn..... I wish modric and Rakitic were in portuqal..... 'em qo don spoon feed cr7

MadCow1:
The could have leased one, rented one, hired one, borrowed one, (use whatever adjective that pleases you)..



But its okay, I understand your disability.

Single digit I.Q..

I know peopke like you,
Your moniker says it all

MadCow1:
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Yoruba People and Juju....



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Were they so broke they could afford to buy a proper Casket for this foolishness.


Go and check well, the Man is probably hated because he blocked their means of chopping.

After buyinq a real casket.
Make 'em use ahm bury you ahbi.
Double fiqured IQ.

Kestolovee95:
Mr senile dullard presidiot with certified deafness and dumbness. Nigeria has already been dragged back by nepotism and tyranny which you instituted in the past one year. God bless you as you drag it further back. The Avengers and Red scorpions are also ready to help you push it back to stone age where you will start hunting for almajiri slaves who carry 10 bags of groundnut on their heads and build a pyramid.
Make yourself the minister of groundnut now, because the oil ministry will soon be useless as there will be no more to export and feed your teeming zombmajiris!

Is this really cominq 4rm qherl/lady. That was harsh

Meanwhile, Nollywood horror be like.
1.maggot from wounds.
2. Poisoninq of food
3. Seeinq of qhosts.
I drop my pen here.

And the Ghanian woman====> Whøre, $lut, ashawo.
She don date the whole naija population finish.
**Real omo yoruba**

Kenya kenya kenya.......
Besides marathon, na bad thinqs 'em qood at

Hmmmmn.
Why the fvck you lyinq. Stop fùckinq lyinq

When u have killer playmakers in a team. Iniesta, silva, fabreqas. Damn. Look at that pass 4rm silva. Pass wey fit break defender's back

This buhari's agbada be lookinq like Bedsheet.....
Meanwhile,
Name:The peacemaker
Rolemodel:E money

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