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Funny story about Ambidexterity,

A friend was forced to be Ambidextrous.
He was originally left-handed and in his community, it was kind of a crime,
So his parents tied up his left hand throughout his Nursery and early part of his Primary school so he learned how to use his right hand.
Now he's Ambidextrous.

By the way, see Leonardo's swag.

MizMyColi:
Darkenedrebel, please explain Ambidextrous

I hope it's not soon.
Make everybody just Kponkpi..

MacMaster01:
August guys any news about the deadline for medicals?

Biko, what animal is that?

oblo:
Any one wanna join me in some bush meat peper soup?

MizmyColi, TheSonofMark

It says Usually, not Always.

There are Entendres that are not of a Sexual nature.

I've heard a ModeNine Triple Entendre that blew my mind and it wasn't Sexual in any way.

I believe this is a word that means two things. Usually used in rap verses.

I don't know the origin but I'm gon go out on a limb and say French because of the pronunciation.

MizMyColi:
@Thesonofmark
What is the meaning and origin of the word "Double Entendre"?

The partisanship in this writeup is mind blowing..

With this development, there are strong possibilities that the same fate that befell Dr George and Mr Odili, shall befall Dr Dakuku Peterside. Therefore, one can safely state that the petition against Governor Nyesom Wike by Dr Peterside shall also be dismissed

This has further confirmed that the juridical seat notwithstanding, there are men of rectitude who will not compromise justice. This has also dissolved the fears in people that the Wike’s administration is a Caretaker one as his first four years in office is guaranteed.

Classiq killed it..

By the way, I just want to thank whoever mixed that song.
Those strings during Classiq's verse were everything.


The remix with Sarkodie was crazy too.

What do y'all think about AQ's 'Son of John' mixtape?

Parked!!!

Omo guys dey dig o..



Cc Ednut1

You missed Kampke.com

naijainfogalery:
i had to make it in form of a image because i could get banned for posting so many links on nairaland

*sprinkles Holy Water*

Make we help the Ministry move go permanent site..

Catfish doesn't roast well..
I know this for a fact.
Some places have Tilapia sha..


Check BoleKing.com
They even do deliveries.

ebosse:
Dudeeeee, the kind Amazing, enticing, mesmerizing, Bole + Catfish + Sauce wey I don chow for Effurun/ Airport road , Warri eeehn I never see anything close to that 4 PH (Yet) swear down!!!

In addition,

DJ Cuppy's DJing skills with her Father's money.
Just DJ Lambo's DJing skills. Nothing else. I can't marry Man, please.

When she takes over from the DJ at the reception and throws it down.
When she mixes kiddies songs to be played in the car whilst I take the kids to school.

I'm not asking for too much, abi?

Lool, this is Safarigirl's Q & A thread and we have derailed enough.

Gurgle:
Ok. do you like it, are you from there

I cant wait to get back there

can you explain the "mile" system, is it like districts?

they always talked about miles but I never knew what they were talking about

Which side of PH did you stay?
No matter how 'inside' I stay, I have 3 Bole sellers on my street alone.

It's everywhere..

Gurgle:
I was inside most of the time

like at people's houses and such. and there was always cooked food

most of the time I travelled by car so didn't really see much "street"

Please don't equate Bole with Boli, I beg you.

When you eat Bole, you'll look at that groundnut assisted crap with utmost disdain.

safarigirl:
where you dey wey you no sabi bole/Boli?

Yes, I am

For now though

Gurgle:
I don't remember seeing this when I was there but I think I did see it Timaya's plantain seller video

Are you still in PH

What are your biggest pet peeves? Safarigirl

The other questions are not for public consumption. We have a weekend pass, yes?

This..

Gurgle:
never ate street food there except Suya

whats bole

Earlier in the week.

jamanuka:
When was this call made? Cos I heard the HR lady say it can be done this way and she was clear on that

Gurgle, Ebosse

PH has the best street food.
Nothing beats Bole.
NOTHING.

Lol..
Are you serious?

Lool

PrivateRyan:
Just saw a harps ship at cms. To that pretty ebony secretary/young lady at the reception, how can u be fine like dat sef. Pls pm me sweet if u can see dis sweeet

I had called.
They said I have to come down.
Return ticket booked already.

jamanuka:
If you are yet to pick up your letter and you reside outside Lagos,pls just call or mail them to scan you the letter...Wish I knew earlier,wouldn't have wasted Trans coming down here

I have no Fear..
Mannylex is Here

mtor:
Smelling trouble cc@real.adonye

Good Morning, Madam
We should see before I leave here o..


My regards to Oga..
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Brilliant piece..

I don't think it can be broken down further than this..


Here's hoping Athens gets back on its feet somehow.
At least Tsipras has the support of his people.

Hahaha

Dfavouredone:
And may ur son neva resemble ur tenant.

SocialRecluse, call me..
Eipreel, you too.

eipreel:
Socialrecluse please call me

Oh well, Adeaks,

Thank God I have you and Cocolav..


Let me go and break someone's head. I'm coming.