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Suspense of Life.. When Anthony became Governor is when I knew something was off..

Great job..

I was called here.. Lets see.

AW: Easily Distracted, Never Follows rules (That's why I have two instead of one)
AS: Perspicaciousness

Tags: Erza, MarvellousGod, pDude, CaptJHMiller, SpartanQueen, Tmany, uboma, davide470, luvola

Even Flavour who sang 'Black is Beautiful' probably doesn't believe it.
Silverbird MBGN doesn't believe it either.

Na for all the girls to go purchase Dencia's Whitenicious..

My 4 Naira..

I'm downloading 'Game of Thrones' once I get to work tomorrow..
We'll break words when I finish watching the episodes..

davide470: Spoken words have been re-defined for me by the Bringer of Rain and the Houses that contests for the Iron Throne.

Apologies if you misunderstand intent. Speak more soothing words and see them receive with warm hearts and a cup of wine.

Lol Mahn, you're breaking words with everyone..

davide470: In addition to what Savant said, I knew an Accountant that wrote today, and she said the test were in batches.

By the way, how you doing Savant. Let's break words

Lool, Bro.. Nobody has just one side..
#MakeOfThisWhatYouWill

tolutweety: Is this the Op i know OR smone else...

Dint realise there is the other side of u

Issorai...lets meet on our thread !!

There's a Funke and an Amina..

scribble: what of yoruba/hausa babe?

I believe they're less than they were before but totally extinct? Absolutely not..

dechandel: Thanks for adding dat last paragraph
The characters in ur post re now in extinct

Now, this is a very insightful break down of the different kinds of Nigerian women, I’d box them into regions for better comprehension.

Here they are-

(1) AMAKA (The basic Eastern girl)

Amaka is the type of girl who is ready to be whatever you want her to be, as long you have whatever she wants (cars, houses, containers, chieftaincy titles etc). Amaka is likely to be naturally light skinned, hairy and quite pretty, she loves shiny clothes and red lipstick. Amaka is also likely to have a little problem with pronouncing words that start with the letters R and L, she is homely and very peaceful (until you take her for granted). Her weaknesses are self-composure and esteem as she is easily intimidated by classier woman (hence making the very loud Amaka become an introvert) … But one good thing Amaka would leave you with is hunger for her meals.

(2) FUNKE (The Ijebu drama queen)

When Funke talks or whispers, you would think she’s quarreling with you. Her persona is quite funny. She’s likely to be dark skinned, busty and somehow pretty; she loves the night life and would stop at nothing to flaunt you before her competitors. She is likely to have more female friends, grouped into different names on her phone and diary (e,g Binta Secondary school girls, Great-Ife ladies, Bukki’s wedding bridal friends).

Funke is one that can never be intimidated (or hintimidated, as she is likely to pronounce it) because when English fails her in a brawl, there is always Yoruba as a backup; but one thing you won’t forget about Funke is her oily food. The oil in her meals is enough to ordain as many priests as they are in this lifetime …#okbye

(3) MEET AMINA (The silent killer)

Amina is the sweetest girl ever! She is decent and homely, well-groomed and has the most potential towards being a lasting spouse, but what Amina wants? Amina gets! Amina shouldn’t be toyed with because she is either a niece or daughter to one “baba”. She is more open to diabolic means, as it is within her reach. Amina is beautiful sha oh … especially when you take off that hijab and see what Allah gave her. One thing Amina makes you remember is her total submission and respect for you.

(4) EKAETE (The raw material)

Ekaete is just the most hilarious. From her intonation to her walking steps, you would never forget this one. Ekaete is also good in the kitchen, as your weight would never remain the same! Ekaete is raw and proud of it; but please don’t expose Ekaete too much, except you want to stop enjoying what she is known for *I no talk pass that one*.

(5) FEJIRO (The waffey mama)

Fejiro is comedy, because she is also a very self-confident person, whether na hand, mouth or bottle……she dey dia! Fejiro is likely to be a bad cook as everything she would cook must have little salt. Fejiro is the kind of woman that would come into your life and make others leave … she doesn’t share her man. One thing you will never forget about her is her ‘waffey’ semantics during a quarrel.

(6) PRINCESS (PH’s 1st daughter)

Princess could be originally named Omasiri-chi, Ebiere or Ibiso but she chooses to call herself Princess because of the need for a “Behind” English name, which is highly necessary for self-promotion. So Princess is your typical ghetto Harriet, she probably can drink more beers than you, and probably has more money sef. But, she’s with you because the need to have a “boyfriend” is crucial.

She is likely to wear a leg chain and have her eye-lash extensions in different colors. She is a trend follower and would stop at nothing to get the “latest” thing in town. She isn’t homely because she could be a mother of three (secretly), and one thing that shouldn't shock you is when you find out is that she could be ‘doing’ girls by the side.

So gentlemen, here are the ladies and their “basic Eve-Nature”, however; education, exposure and social standing could erase or exempt these facts.

As seen on YNaija.com

How sure are you of this?

davide470: Every field was invited for the test.

It actually isn't. and I really do not remember my O'levels so you're most likely right.

XtraSmooth404: Sorry, is this a standard rule in solving percentage error questions? If I recall my O-level well,
Percentage error is difference between the two values divided with the actual value, then multiply by 100%.

The question says "extra zero" meaning that a zero is already there.

If you intend to write 10 and write 100 instead, that's a 1000% error.
A 100% error is if it becomes a 20.

XtraSmooth404: the waiting begins. Someone should solve this pls, this is the second time I'm seeing this same question:
An accountant added extra zero to the amount to be paid out to a client, the percentage error is? Can't remember all the options completely, but I know 100% and 90% were two options there.

rekeson: Adding a zero to the amount is a 100% error. But if it was an omission of a zero, it is a 90% error.

If I remember correctly, the question was "Which of these doesn't refer to the statement: Chinwe hasn't received a violation from FAAN for 16 years. Chinwe must be a Great Pilot"
I can't remember the rest of the options but the answer I picked was "Circular Reasoning"

Circular Reasoning is A type of reasoning in which the proposition is supported by the premises, which is supported by the proposition, creating a circle in reasoning where no useful information is being shared. This fallacy is often quite humorous.

Logical Form:

X is true because of Y.
Y is true because of X.

Example:

The Bible is the Word of God because God tells us it is... in the Bible.

Lewinskee: TheRealAdonye,what of the question about the girl that has been flying for 16 yrs therefore a great pilot?

Boss! I hail o..

This right here is my 8 minute question..

mambani: The answer is 90%

When a roller makes a complete revolution, the vertical distance covered is equal to the circumference.

Circumference of roller = 2* pi* 0.125m = 0.25pi

Area covered by roller in 1 revolution = 0.25pi * width
= 0.25pi * 0.3 = 0.075pi m2

In 380 revolutions = 0.075pi * 380 = 89.54 m2

Percentage of 100 m2 square covered in 380 rev = (89.54/100) * 100%
= 89.54% (approx 90%)

I guess everyone is done now..

Abeg help me with this:

A Roller Paint Brush has a diameter of 25cm and a width of 30cm. What percentage of a 10 x 10m wall does it cover in 380 complete revolutions? A. 56% B. 86% C. 40% D. 77% E. 90%

No Logical.. Numerical 20, Verbal 10.

Maya2pretty: numerical, logical and verbal right?

Based on the Bolded, You've obviously visited the NLNG thread.

drealaz24: Now i am very angry and highly disappointed with the turn of things concerning this test. This first test has totally being rendered useless and ineffective, and as a result it may actually not yield uac desired result.

my disappointment is not with workforce who thinks we are in a jet age and expected us as graduates to behave well and display high level of maturity, but we are here proudly doing what is unexpected of us and behaving like people of the old.


Nothing (of greater importance/developments) seems to be working in Nigeria and i think we youths are just d reason behind it.

lastly, to those who are guilty or concerned,
#make use of this what you will.
#otitokoro
#onpe.

I had 30.

Maya2pretty: pls how many questions in all? 30 or 40?

Wait.. What??

scarletdp: 'Children will sing songs about us!

AYE!!!

Women will think of us when their lovers are inside them!!

AYE!!!

Men will scream our names as they charge into battle!!!

AYE!!!

What is dead may never dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Easy peeps.... whats the point of taking life too seriously, its not like anyone's gonna get out alive....

Used 8 Minutes on one question.. I think I still failed that one.. Feeling good about the other 29 though..

You're absolutely right. T'was a miscalculation on my part.. I'm trying to solve stuff in my head without writing it down.. Needless to say I've been Unsuccessful so far..

CaptJHMiller: The x already represents the total, from that my equation.

Check subsequent replies, they also got 25 using different methods.

I believe our Good friend @CaptJHMiller put up a download link on Page 20 of the UAC thread (https://www.nairaland.com/1794579/uac-management-trainee-2014-applicants/20).. Check on it..

As for that thread, I'm gutted to say the least.

crudedude: Same here bro. What's good? you have any of these workforce, SHL, dragnet past questions?. Remember you from the xfire thread.

Impossible to say.. My friend got this Question too..

MznAirA: question 30 of 30... ur father walks faster than you. your neighbour walks slower than your father. who walks faster, you or your neighbour ? a. your neighbour b. you c. both of you walk at the same pace d. its impossible to say. i went with c... both of you walks at the same pace....

Add the 10 he failed.. the answer asks how many were answered in total..

CaptJHMiller: It's easy.. it's just ratio. The answer is 25

20-12=8
8/20*x=10
x=200/8
x=25

35

bk2020: The maths was kind of. Hard 4me..imagine dis question.. A student fails 10 questions and get 12/20 in total. how many questions did he answer in all. A.10 B. 20 C.35 D.25 . I dnt knw d answer till now self

This is for Experienced, Yes? A friend of mine who joined their Tax department after a stint in one of the other Big 4 in Nigeria was given a test on Tax stuff..

He was in the Tax department of his previous firm..
I hope this is helpful..

nugget4u: Please who knows the test format for associates. My friend was invited for a test in their lagos office. Please your response is required urgently.

Congrats o!

DMainMan: DMainMan Foundation wishes u all success as u start in August and October.

However, DMainMan and his classmate who both recently finished MSc course and field work in Nigeria got PTDF scholarship o.

We dont mind leaving our current jobs to go abroad for two main reasons:

a. It is an opportunity to conquer the world in some ways and make Nigeria proud. It pains me when I c d whites downgrading africans. We will rule d school and make sure d whites respect and honour africans.

b. The scholarship is worth about 11 million naira. I cant allow anyone to steal my money by not going.

It is very much likely we will get good jobs there before we finish.

At least, DMainMan Foundation will go international now.

D only thing that might not make us go is if we get Nlng job dat we are currently pursuing. But Allah knows best.

Thank you Allah.

Gud luck in your respective PWC careers.

I await..

LMAO..

majekdom2: so u didn't hear he feat. Nicki minaj in his new track .

It definitely is.. Leave everything you're doing and go get one that has it..

djcrown: morning guys, my test is scheduled for 12.00 pm today, the challenge i have is that my desktop does not have webcam... does it really matter, i would like to know if a webcam is required.

It looks like I'm the only one writing tomorrow..

Wait.. I don't check in for some days and this happens..

Wondafu..