First of all, wetin una been dey discuss wey body count issue enter?

Abi una dey do ENPs Convention?

Kobojunkie:
Ofcourse

I'm not surprised one bit.

Kobojunkie:
Anything but comedy.

I can bet my two balls that you're a die hard fan of "Arcane".

Dear op, go and check ebonyafrik or ebonyafrica on xvideos.


If your wife video dey there, come and tell me lemme confirm and advice you accordingly.


Thanks for your cooperation.

Gadafii:
Do you have a life to live aside the one with your girlfriend

In this era and time I keep wondering how men allow themselves worked up by women, if you work so well for your self l, eat good, live fine and comfortably, dress nice and smells good, have set goals to achieve, you shouldn’t allow women be your headache


How do you avoid women being your headache, don’t expect nothing from them, don’t commit so much into it, rather use that energy to learn more skills, go to gym, hang out more with men dem, widen your pool of connection, choose a sport to do at your leisure times, travel to random place and meet strangers and be happy with your life


Women are bag of troubles, this doesn’t mean you won’t relate with them, bu do these things above first, so that you will always have different choices of women at your disposal

Guy you just spoke my mind.

Twale Boss.


Op try to level up and be successful, your woman would be loyal, if you catch her cheating, free her and get another woman.

Woman matter no suppose dey buga you.

Hungerbadoo:
keep ya head up man

I see you bruh.


Happy new month.

Which data I wan use watch the video



Op my number dey siggy, please send me 3gb out of the 15gb lemme use it and watch the video then I'll send your 3gb later.


How you see am.

Op you be pharisees in disguise abi?



You've used and dumped her, got married to a supposedly better woman.

Your friend wants her, you are pissed.

Na only you like to marry? Doesn't she deserve her own happiness?


Or you want to keep her as side chick abi, na her life good to spoil.


Be very careful, Sir.

See her palm like expired water melon.


How wish I dey there, the kind clothes I for give her, she for pass out.


No wonder Buhari tagged Nigerian youths as "Lazy".

sonofanarchy:
no mind the Ogbomosho vlogger wannabe. I blame who dash her Ring light.

You sef, heaven is far from you.

Hahaha

Make woman grab your blokus in a tight grip, I swear you fit tell her your arm pin but when she finally leaves you, the way you go deck her punch eh, it takes only will if God not to beat her to death.

I hope naija YouTubers are learning how to do YouTube videos with voice over. Very straight to the point and precise.

If na naija, person go use toad voice dey talk for two minutes before the video

Eriggs:
Cam someone confirm this from their personal experience angle?!

Yes, I can.

The closest to my main chick na girl wey I disvirgin but she's my worst sex partner.

I can't keep teaching her everything because I no wan too spoil her Incase I no marry her las las.

Since last year, we've had sex just twice, but my main side chick, hahahaha.

Every sex is a banger, back to back to back.

Stop drinking odogwu biters, you'll be okay.


Alcohol dey always cause foolish dreams, you come add ashawo join which equates to bad dreams promax.


Visit falseprophet church for special deliverance.

See him big shiny head 😁😁😁😁😁

So you're saying that all the girls that love me despite knowing that I don't love them should leave me abi?


Op, this is the last time you drop such advice here, or else....

Twoclans:


Original playboy is on recess

Tenth wonder of the world

Stop it, stop it.


I'm now a church boy.

Thanks to these duo, my childhood was lite.


I hope they're enjoying their reward in heaven!!
🙏🙏

Two years ago, a long time friend from another state visited my house. He told me something that still makes me chuckle anytime I remember it.


"Guy, see your crib, which babe go visit you and she no go wan remain as your wife. See if you wan marry now, na small thing for you, just that, una no go born children for awhile."


It was the plain truth even though I never gave him a definite answer. Me wey multiple girls dey stream in everyday, steady munches and cruise dey, what is hard to convert one of the girls to wife or partner?



Where gbege go start na when pikin enter, now that's a whole lot of burden, I don sign out.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

No bleeps given!!!

I comot from relationship since 2019 but every year since then till now, my body Count is nothing less than 20+ per year.


And I don't do hoes and runs girls neither do I toast babes. I dunno how it happens but it happens.


This year my body count reduced massively partly due to the fact that I was forced back home but mainly due to the fact that I've stopped picking female calls since last two months back.

If no be my mama or siblings or work related calls, or maybe you use strange number call me, good luck reaching me as a female.


If person see my WhatsApp unread messages, fear go hold am.

Abeg I never born pikin yet, make my poor blokus BREATH!!!

Op you're a learner.


45% of girls wey I don nack, na through referrals, their friends wouldn't keep their mouth shut about our sex tryst..

Women always talk about guys and sex, they have very few other things to talk about.


Dey play My fan.

I don't give two fuchs about pdp

Chygoz01:
im waiting

Bro, modify your first post and drop your own experience, I'll modify mine and drop three for you, others would be encouraged to drop theirs too.


Hope you Gerrit now.

Twoclans:


You have still not corrected what the rock wants you to correct.

Baby girl, where have you been hiding all this while.

It goes both ways brother.

There are really hard to get girls and there are really gameless guys.


It depends on each perspective. Some guys think having cash to throw around is game while some girls have been serendaded with cash that any guy that doesn't throw money at them ain't worth it.

So to a broke dude that meets such girls, they'll really be hard to get for him and vice versa.


But there's a superior class for the males and their super powers are just being talented and funny plus a shit load of confidence and enough experience.


With that, you'll get your pick of girls from the highest of the high to how low you wanna date.



Down side is that many men have become too weak so they think it's all about the money.

I don too shalaye, lemme hold my breath.

Learn how to spell correctly and share your own experience and I promise to drop three sexperience for you.

freakyamanda:


You are clearly supporting Israel's killing of thousands of children and want it to continue. On the other hand, i condemn hamas killing of israeli civilians despite knowing that Israel is the aggressor.

Again I repeat since obviously your brain doesn't process information well.


Kindly state where I supported killing of any body or leave my mention if you don't have what to do with your time.

freakyamanda:
You are an idiot! It is people like you that perpetrated the Rwanda genocide. Evil is evil anywhere and we must condemn it. Continue to wallow in your bigotry until you become a victim of it one day.

I think you're the bigger fool.


Kindly state where I supported any fella or shove your opinions up your butt hole.

AbuTwins:


You need not bring your abusive nature here. No one in his/her right mind kills anyone without passing through a competent court even if Shari'a is being used!

What happened to Deborah was jungle justice.
Same happened several times in Onitsha recently where people were just lynched for just anything without taking them to court first!

All terrorism are to be condemned whether Boko haram, ISWAP, IPOB cannibals, UGM, bandits, Zionists, etc.

I asked for a simple request and you're spitting long tales from both sides of your mouth.

Let me make it clearer to you since you seem too dimwit to understand.

Show me where you condemned the killing of Deborah for religious reasons, she's a Nigerian like you, a fellow human and also a female. Imagine what you use to defend yourself, stating it was jungle justice, like are you okay or you choose to have selective amnesia?



Dude, I'll say this just once, if you can't show prove that you condemned the killers of Deborah and other innocent souls killed in your country, then you're just a hypocrite.

Charity begins at home, you have never been to Gaza before, first remove the big log of wood in your eyes before you try remonstrating with folks that don't give a shit if you exist or not.



You can keep foaming in the mouth or ass, I'm done with you.