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Family / Re: Why I Killed My Wife: The Sad Story Behind The Hassan Adeyemo’s Florida Tragedy by Therock5555(m): 7:56am On Sep 06, 2023
@klass99

Ma'am you're very matured. There are some monikers that I'll hardly quote because you'll be drawn into a long senseless argument that would drain you


Most times, just observe comments, nod your head and pass.


P.S- some people like to play villain roles, they enjoy defending the wrong party, sometimes, i see that as a mental illness itself.

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Romance / Re: How I Slept With My Neighbor's Wife by Therock5555(m): 7:44am On Sep 06, 2023
Kooldon:
With my full chest op didnt use protection and the woman will claim the preg is her husband's. Once fear my gender


Them no dey use protection to nack person wife, know this and know peace

grin

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Romance / Re: I Finally Confronted My Husband. by Therock5555(m): 12:52pm On Sep 01, 2023
Be like Op husband don break her phone..



Otilo...


grin grin

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Romance / Re: 600k For Someone I'm Dating. by Therock5555(m): 4:51am On Aug 19, 2023
Silentgroper:


bigman .. how e dey be na ..

you no dey drop those scintillating stories wey dey like again

abi na me no follow up...


Omor boss, I still dey oh, I get phone issues, I need to change my phone, and prices of phone now, hmm


I'll be back very soon, maybe early 2024 grin
Romance / Re: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend And I'm Sad by Therock5555(m): 7:24pm On Aug 18, 2023
oluwasegun462:


😂😂
Me and you get fight before?
Thanks for your advice though, I saw the red flags before but I thought it will work.

It's just one of those things sha
I'm done with her 🤞

Boss no reason am, I had to go hard on you so that you could feel my rage after reading your screenshots. I vex tire.


Bros always put this at the back of your mind, you're the prize, I don't care what you think of yourself, always think the best for yourself, anybody that wants to stress you, let them go.

They're approximately 100 million women in Nigeria, don't allow one girl take away your joy.


Everything would be alright las las.


Hope your day was good?
Romance / Re: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend And I'm Sad by Therock5555(m): 12:06pm On Aug 18, 2023
oluwasegun462:
Those worried about the 'okay' reply should understand that this girl no like to type


Young Man, she was never yours, it was just your turn.


Stop acting foolish, pick your crushed heart off the floor and be a fucking man, I expected you to have blocked her after saying "okay" after your essay writing.

But it's obvious you're still heads over heels for her, all that bla bla about not being your specs is just consolation for your poor soul.


Prove yourself right for once, free that girl and go find your specs, you seem like a good guy, look for a good girl in your church or state that's your specs and leave that alcohol guzzling lady for people wey sabi.


And always make sure of one thing, don't ever date a girl that outranks you in doing bad things, you'll forever be a bitchboy.



And if you later go back to that girl after the rubbish wey you don spew finish, thunder will faya you.

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Romance / Re: 600k For Someone I'm Dating. by Therock5555(m): 1:27am On Aug 18, 2023
SonofGod231:
Broke niccaz cry too much...
Stop crying and find money..Abi no be your mates dey rent houses and buy cars for bannies....You know how much men dey throwaway on top runs girls for just a night without remose?!There are bigger problems in life my friend,tackle them and leave finnese for people wey get to waste.


Even if you're a simp, try to reason maturely in public, except you're a kid, you can continue rambling.
Romance / Re: A Single Mother Of One Is Trying To Get Close To Me, how do I let her down easy by Therock5555(m): 4:45pm On Aug 14, 2023
Lexzeey:
Lol your response actually made me laugh, thanks dude I appreciate your advice. cheesy
Trust me bro, I never recover from my own finish cause I never know wetin my own dey plan on next.


Oga fear women, but fear single mums pass
Romance / Re: A Single Mother Of One Is Trying To Get Close To Me, how do I let her down easy by Therock5555(m): 10:17am On Aug 14, 2023
maticar:

I mean only a novice would fall for the oldest trick in the book by single mothers

If the op has sisters he should just tell them about this lady or his mother and hear their response..

I don't like what I hate
you don talk am finish, if he dares tell his mom or sis, Dem go use yab finish am. Smh


Even if it's just casual sex she wants from the op, he should flee cause there's always a master plan

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Romance / Re: A Single Mother Of One Is Trying To Get Close To Me, how do I let her down easy by Therock5555(m): 9:23am On Aug 14, 2023
Lexzeey:
This girl was a casual friend for a while, we live in the same street, we were close friends, I noticed she was into me for two reasons, first reason is she gets angry when she sees me with other girls to the point of not talking to me, second, some guy from her church came to warn me to stay away from her because he's interested in marrying her, and I told the guy we're just friends, when I told her what happened, she laughed and told me she's with the guy because she got tired of waiting for me to ask her out, which I never did.

So I gave her space to be with her guy, we only kept in touch online, she left for her home town, for almost six months I didn't hear from her, I later found out she got pregnant for the same guy who warned me to stay away from her, funny thing is, the guy abandoned her with the baby, she was ashamed, she couldn't tell me she got knocked up by the guy, she's now back from her home town, living with her sister whose house is down my street, we met and I didn't act surprised or anything, I just ask about her baby and everything, now the problem now is, since she returned, she's been doing stuff I find uncomfortable, trying to initiate stuff when she visit me, trying to get me to visit her, calling me every now and then and getting mad if I don't check on her, she kept trying to ignite a relationship by telling me stuff she should have saved for her baby daddy, now I can't outrightly abandon her based on the fact that we were close friends before the whole pregnancy thing.

How do I let her down easy without loosing the friendship, to be clear I don't want a relationship with her, the baggage is too much and I don't want to walk right into that, I just want to stop her from making another mistake by getting pregnant a second time.

Guy if you do mistake nack that lady, you're a goner.

That babe wise pass you, cause how can she claim that she's with her church guy because you didn't ask her out, somebody that so cherishes you would now get Pregnant for another and still want to come close to you?

She wants to eat her cake and have it back, dude be wise.

I'll have said you should chop your own and move but I'm just getting out of a single mum/widow entanglement, trust me dude, free that babe, nothing good would ever come out of una friendship.


If you wanna know more, hit me up on WhatsApp make I tear your eyes.

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Romance / Re: Guys Share Ur Experience With A Two Minutes Woman by Therock5555(m): 11:19am On Aug 10, 2023
The two minutes chick wey I don jam na werey


Na she go initiate the sex, when I wan even enter gear 2, she go begin shout say Energy don finish, say make we rest small, the rest go reach like 10 minutes, by then my dick go don give up and sleep.


She'll wake it back with intense moral, nack go start, two minutes later she's tired again.

Naso my dick just dey rise and fall like IDI Amin of Uganda, I had to chase that girl out of my life cause I no fit dey do Love Machine work.


And na slim shawty oh, na why I always like my girls BBW, slim girls na scam

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Romance / Re: Here's How Women Gradually Exploit You Without You Even Knowing by Therock5555(m): 8:22am On Aug 10, 2023
Hungerbadoo:
Guy where you go hide abeg? E don tey, how your side?


Brother man, I dey oh.

Sorry I never start anything till now, my phone is a mess, I need to change phone first, I still dey gather money, as I dey gather, price of things dey increase, I tire like this

How's life Man?

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Romance / Re: Here's How Women Gradually Exploit You Without You Even Knowing by Therock5555(m): 5:55am On Aug 09, 2023
Banny tell me say make I show her love as month don end, I ask her if na she help me work throughout the month wey she go dey expect share of salary.


Next thing she said I wasn't even glad that she was chatting with me, say guys full her DM trying to get her attention.


I simply told her to give another person her attention cause she just lost mine. naso we turn status viewer till now, she usually comments on my status but I no dey reply, that train don move jare.

Mtceeww

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Romance / Re: Pathetic Story Of Simping and how a Nigerian woman defrauded him by Therock5555(m): 5:43am On Aug 09, 2023
Damn, some men shouldn't have been created as men, Iike what kind of bleeped up self esteem does he have that he'll gladly take all this shit in the name of love.


Who dey give birth to pussy ass niqqas like this, and na fresh boy wey ladies go dey die for, nai one yeye banny with glasses use dey do ping pong, I'm repulsed mehn.


And e still dey pepper him body, that's why he kept mentioning how she cooks beans everyday, him wey them cook him own brain nkor.


I'm so pissed off, sleep don finish from my eyes.

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Literature / Re: GUNSHOTS: Orgasms And Guns...* A Dark Romance, Erotic, Action Story (20+) by Therock5555(m): 7:16pm On Jul 11, 2023
softy:


You will have to say " Sorry" next time you don't include sex scene where it is needed, when other person complain of that.

I will go straight to the point.

The title of this story depicts strong sexual and actions plots and twist. No need of heeding to every complaints.

You can put/add +21 into ur the heading of ur story. Both words: Orgasm and Gun are not child's play, iwatago?

You need not to apologise to anyone based on the "focused theme" of your story. I believe, readers are not the one dictating the plots of the story. Be in charge. Handle the 'story- focus' maturely.

Note: no pun intended.

Cc: Therock5555, flow1759

In fact I just checked the title well.

Key words: Erotic, actions, orgasms , +18

Some people love shouting cold when they intentionally enterd very cold water.

Read the title of a story line well before opening it.

Every word I say here is intended!


I've been wanting to say something like this but in a different manner.

grin grin

Lutherblaq it would do you good to remove the (+18) from your story title, trust me dude, you don't want the mods to notice your thread, you'll be thrown into the sexuality section before you'll say jack rabbit grin grin

That section isn't bad either, your likes and comments would definitely Increase especially on the sex scenes, down part, you'll lose your guest/ghost readers.



So feel free to chose your poison. You could tone down on the sex scenes and remove that (+18) but either way, I dey follow this story back to back...



My blokos just dey nod anyhow for that tiger and Toyota sex scene, damn dude, you can write erotic scenes....

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Literature / Re: Today's Monday And Other Short Stories by Therock5555(m): 6:33pm On Jul 11, 2023
JigsawKillah please why did you stop posting. Your stories are amazing...
Literature / Re: GUNSHOTS: Orgasms And Guns...* A Dark Romance, Erotic, Action Story (20+) by Therock5555(m): 6:37pm On Jul 05, 2023
Lutherblaq

Lutherblaq

Lutherblaq


How many times did I call you?


Man you're good. The story seems rushed but trust me dude, you're doing a great work.

I thought I was the only crazy writer in town, my next story already feels like PG compared to yours.

Keep up the good work Sir.


I just have one or two advices for you...

#please reduce the names, you keep repeating everyone names over and over again, I don't know if it's only me, but I do get lost trying to figure out which character is which, some of the names of the female characters sounds masculine, sometimes I don't know if it's a man or woman speaking.

You need to work on that, like "Toyota", instead of always using that name, you could call her "The Boss" or something distinct or make use of pronouns more.


#Another thing, you sometimes narrate things in first person view.

Example, "The Hunters aren't present as Shark came into the Neon room and bowed to invisible Godzilla."


You could put it this way; "Shark walked into the Neon room. No hunter was present, Godzilla stared into blank space through his mask as the Shark bowed in respect."


Hope you get my point sir. You've won yourself a fan Sir.

Thanks to Antimandatethie for tagging me. Keep up the great work.

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Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Therock5555(m): 1:54pm On Jun 17, 2023
Am I the only one that saw where OP stated that he met the girl a virgin?


Baba, I'm not gonna sugar coat my words, just know that your problems have just began if you do mistake break up with that girl.

Best advice, it's always wise to date a girl that loves you more than you love her, she'll always do anything to impress you.

Use that to your advantage, redraft new boundaries and continue your life jare.



Just know that you'll want to get married one day and you'll remember all the good women we let off...

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Romance / Re: The First Red Flag You Saw In Your Relationship And Know It Will Not Last. by Therock5555(m): 7:33pm On Jun 15, 2023
Omoh me nah confirm red flag oh. Any girl wey do anyhow go see anyhow.

Na me be the red flag wey you go see from your girl cause na people girlfriends I dey follow, if girl tell me say she single, I'll lose interest, you must have a serious boyfriend to pickle my attention.

Ask around, I don't have shame grin

Girls don show me shege and me sef don show plenty girls shege promax, so nobody loses.

Anyway read my life story, "hell hath no fury" thread, make you see queen of red flags wey nearly kill me before my timegrin

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Romance / Re: Guys: What Is The Best Way To Get In Between Her Pants by Therock5555(m): 5:14pm On May 15, 2023
Jakumo:


That would be a brilliant idea and a best seller as an online eBook for sure. While numerous such publications are available for the EU and USA markets, there is, as far as I am aware, no such analogous publication available for the specific cultural aspects of Nigeria, tailored to the psychology of the single young Nigerian woman.

You better act fast and publish quickly before another Nairaland reader poaches your concept and beats you to the punch by publishing such a book first.


No be everybody get the same strategy, if they wanna write, they're free.

I get plenty matter for my hand....


Infact I don change my mind...
Be like na to open WhatsApp group make guys subscribe for full and undiluted lessons, how you see the idea?

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Romance / Re: Guys: What Is The Best Way To Get In Between Her Pants by Therock5555(m): 5:10pm On May 15, 2023
Hungerbadoo:



One of this days I suppose write book for y'all sex hunting fellas.. like how can sex be so hard to get in 2023? write the book bro. I don the imagine how the book go be already. Na man u be


Hahahaha I no get time to write now, my book list choke die
Romance / Re: Guys: What Is The Best Way To Get In Between Her Pants by Therock5555(m): 7:55am On May 15, 2023
Op I ain't handsome, nor rich, nor tall not anything but I've got more girls than 10 rich guys put together, you know why?


I've got balls of steel and charisma... The simple truth is that, make yourself mysterious, do the opposite of what regular guys do, and you'll find the ladies struggling for your attention.


One girl told me that, if I was a little bit handsome, ladies would have been crawling on their knees just to greet me....


If you don't Gerrit, forget abourit


Did I forget to add, na me be chairman of stingy men association for my state, so don't think it's about the money either.


One of this days I suppose write book for y'all sex hunting fellas.. like how can sex be so hard to get in 2023?

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Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience With Colorado. I Had An Ego Death by Therock5555(m): 7:14pm On May 13, 2023
I just dey hit a blunt of MJ Dey view this thread afresh.... Everything just make sense.. grin
Romance / Re: I'm Ready To Marry!! Help Me Choose Between These To Ladies.(pictures) by Therock5555(m): 3:59pm On May 13, 2023
Op please connect me with the second lady, it's like you don't know what's good for you...


You think marriage is all about sex right?

Trust me when I say it's easier to teach a lady to be naughty than to repair a lady wey eyes don tear finish ..


Please if na the first lady you marry Las Las, connect me to the second make we see who marriage go last longer....

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Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience With Colorado. I Had An Ego Death by Therock5555(m): 3:48pm On May 13, 2023
Jakumo:


You are right, my brethren. These suicidal addicts don't seem to care at all that the toxic chemicals they are smoking originated from the clandestine laboratory of Chinese criminal gangs who don't give a phuck who runs mad or who dies from using their product.

In the next 5 to 10 years, drug addiction would be a nation wide menace....

God go help our youths.
..

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Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience With Colorado. I Had An Ego Death by Therock5555(m): 3:11pm On May 13, 2023
Jakumo:


When betta cannabis when farmer grow for farm dey plenty, why man pikin go come dey smoke poison chemical, say hin dey find enjoyment?

Na which kind yeye enjoyment be dat, when fit turn pesin to craze-man inside one minute?

Guy this generation don finish eh, during my time, na weed, if you see SK sef, you na rich kid, but now, children dey start cruise with AZ and loud, ice na child's play for them, omor in the next 10 years, half of youths supposed don run mad......

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Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience With Colorado. I Had An Ego Death by Therock5555(m): 3:05pm On May 13, 2023
Twoclans:


Never knew it was that bad ,hmmmm.


Colorado is a synthetic weed, like it is made in a lab not grown normally as a plant..

That shit is pure poison, nobody smokes it for the first time and still remains normal, whether you recover or not, one nut in your brain must lose, whether you like am or not...



I don't know what guys gain by smoking that shitttt oh

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Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience With Colorado. I Had An Ego Death by Therock5555(m): 12:01pm On May 13, 2023
I dey always tell my guys this thing, anybody that mistakenly gives me colos to try, just pray I run mad forever cause if I later regain my senses, I'll also mistakenly kill that person.
.


Colorado no be anybody's mate....

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Romance / Re: Best Thread Ever!!! Big Booty African Women Of Social Media by Therock5555(m): 8:46am On May 12, 2023
Hungerbadoo:
You and yansh na 5&6. Yansh will never kill you my guy. How far? E don tey

Hahahaha guy I dey oh, na breast go first kill me before yansh Sha, the love I gat for boobs is outta this world..


I fit simp for big boobs, if you get big yansh join, I'll sell my father's house for you...


Lolololo.... I like yansh and boobs..



How'dy bruh..


I go start something for una before month's end.

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Romance / Re: Best Thread Ever!!! Big Booty African Women Of Social Media by Therock5555(m): 12:50pm On May 07, 2023
What are the handles of girls 29. @infolenka

Na only girls wey fit finish me nai I dey go for...

I like my yansh plenty, in twos....
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by Therock5555(m): 8:21am On May 05, 2023
Sofrosh:


Ask TheRock5555

Seriously, I was joking about the jazz stuff. I won't advice anyone to tow that path


Be like you see me for dream abi?

Make nobody ask me anything oh, I dey vex
Romance / Re: "How Cute" - Guinean Musician, Grand P's Asian Lover Gushes Over Him. by Therock5555(m): 2:41pm On Apr 27, 2023
Icuib4cu:


How do you expect a lady with no ear piercing, no make up, eye lashes, fingernails to put on bumshot.

And who set these standards as what a godly Christian should look like?

I've seen bad people that dress good.....

And I've seen folks with tattoos that would bless your soul deeply...

Just appearances shouldn't be used to dictate someone's behavior, you should be aware of these by now...

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