AbuTwins:


Who sent here there?
Can't you see she's carrying a school bag?

So Niger Republic army can come into Borno state and kill a girl and you'll say this same thing?

How do you define enemies to a girl of that age?

Bloody hypocrite, if you can show me your post condemning the death of Deborah last year, I'll apologize to you.


Stupid two faced hypocrite.


If you're so pained, go to Gaza ASAP

Wahala for Elon Musk.


Anyway he'll never be poor in his life no matter what, so I don't care.

This is the topic I like.

I get three bannies like this wey dey simp for me badly, if I tell them make them jump, they'll ask, how high.

The first one, I met her when I still had a serious girlfriend which she knew but for some reasons she fell hard, infact I told her that she wasn't even amongst my top 5 chicks at that time but she even gave me her virginity to prove her seriousness for me.

The thing too choke me, I ghosted her. Few years down the line, I was single and I didn't want to look for a new chick so I found her number and hit her up.


Within two minutes of hearing my voice, she was already calling me Baby. She sacked her boyfriend that day and I took over.


The second one na my side chick best friend, day I manage to nack her, she fell hard. Anytime her friend dey town, she'll lock up but as soon as her friend travels back to base, she'll carry my matter for head like gala seller, she don beg me tire to break up with her friend and keep her fully but we both know her friend na werey, that one go maim her if she knows.


The third one dey come every other weekend from her base in the name of seeing her family but truly na me she dey come track every weekend, that's if I get her time.

Right now I've ghosted three of them, I don't pick their calls anymore but every single day, atleast two of them would try my number a couple of times without me picking up.


I wonder why they don't give up despite being ghosted but then I reason why so many of my brethrens stuck in permanent friend zones still keep up with their crushes despite being treated like shit.


It's what it is...

Livegamesonly:
you are a bad boy, a very bad boy

Dey play

Niqqa I have a baby voice and it's the best thing that I've happened to me


I could melt hearts with just my voice, my voice is only coarse when I'm angry or stoned.

Either way, whenever I speak, everybody pays attention cause my words are few and far between.

It's not about having baby voice, it's how you use it to your advantage.

I don nack babe by just singing for her, dey play.

Olachase:
I think we are both in the same shoe, just that after everything the girl return back my cash, she even said thank you, that day I was speechless, tho she kept disturbing me with call, I had to block her before I go fall in love with olosho

After few months I went to the hotel she base I was been told she changed location from Lagos to Nasarawa

Where she dey for Nasarawa make I control her

Machinegun91:
you are a gay, a normal man can not express this bitterness towards this blessed gender

And you're a pedophile.

If the minor was your sister, I'm sure you'll give him a pat on the back cause he's your fellow man.

Keep supporting evil.

helinues:


I am not. You expected me to be happy because Gov Hope of Apc won the Imo election, my expectations from you was to be sad as your candidate loss in the election, which is something you have displayed on this thread.

You get the gist now

I can't remember telling you I have any candidate.

I have buddies in imo state and I can tell you that only the governor and other scruplus elements are happy, majority of the citizens are biting their nails praying for the next fours years to pass as soon as possible.


Just dey play

helinues:


Perhaps I could have been crying as na me be Gov Hope opposition wey lost the election

Hian

Stop speaking from both sides of your mouth, pick a lane bro

I must talk wetin dey my mind as everybody dey fear.


Na lie, that bros did not trek to anywhere, he follow night bus. Somebody that has money to do banner and picture frame will not trek.


All na format, church don turn paparazzi.


Anyway he should go and collect change back from the person that design that banner. See yeye spelling.


Nonsense and ingredients.


Omor make I trek go Lagos go see T.B Joshua wife for SCOAN
This update no go pass me by...
..

helinues:


Na original owner still dey behind. Just because we support something doesn't mean we can't condemn it.

That is what makes the big difference between our camp

But in your other thread you were rejoicing about the same Hope winning, you even opened a thread for it.


So tell me, are you bipolar or any where belly face kind of human?

Thank God say man no be God or else thunder for just strike am plus the pastor wey allow am enter the church, make both of them black like charcoal.


Our leaders don't have conscience, seems that's the first step in becoming a politician; kill your conscience.


Only in Nigeria, a governor wouldn't pay salaries, his state is being used as a killing field, they nearly kpie Labour chairman for him state, light no dey for like two weeks and all he got to do was to go thank God for successfully rigging himself back in.


God can't be mocked, only time will tell.

Or would it? Seems 9ja politifcians are immune to karma.

Make them give am 32 years imprisonment so that when he's out, he'll be 64 already and his prick must have gotten rusty and unchargeable.


But then the life imprisonment dey okay, make him do mistake drop soap for bathroom, I will not explain what would happen next.

Stupid folk that I share my gender with.

benjyyyyy07:
Smoker who'stalking from experience

What experience are you talking about?

Na me and you dey go smoke for abandoned building?

If you get sense, use am.

Zonefree:

Na Mercychen.

One of my favourite Nairaland ENPs.

She don change moniker since nah, I'm sure you know

Zonefree:

Abeg who's the 42 years spinster

If I drop her moniker, this thread go scatter

Na she dey always talk about her sister marriage all the time.

I wonder why person go carry another person matter for head like gala seller.


The 42 years old spinster and the op na besties, I suprise say she never comment yet.

If after all the bruhaha with Berrityga, you still sign with Carter efe, anything wey you see, you manage am.

Efe na ripper since nah, another desperate upcoming artiste would soon fall maga again
.e

You walked into the kitchen you no wake.

You open 1,2, 3 packs of indomie you no wake.

You find pot, rinse am, put on gas abi firewood, you no wake.


You added ingredients including the remaining scrambled eggs, still you no wake.


You kept sleep standing till e done, you dish am for plate, put am for tray, you comot phone, snap picture to show on NL, still you no wake.


Na as you dey chop and then catch you, you come wake.


Na your type I dey wipe oraimo cable for neck.

Shebi here resemble nursery school for your eyes abi?


Madam what is worrying you is accumulation of konji. Meet falseprophet for all night deliverance cause I'm out of here.


BTW be like them put you and that 42years spinster for NL payroll make una dey open useless threads.

Weldone Ma.

The girl too is very handsome, nothing bad here. I wish them what they wish themselves.

Go and vote at your peril, the results have already been concluded, don't go and waste your energy, life untop useless politifcians.

Non of their children would come out to vote.


And to those of you that collect chicken change to go and disrupt people's lives and properties, your reward is in hell.


It's not me that said it oh, Mummy G.O say make I drop update

I fit swear say na untop brown Ritzler nai Portable and Young Duu sign their contract, then Portable use am wrap Ogbomosho Loud make them smoke.



Then it is said, My word is my Bond.

Mad ooo

God have mercy


So people dey smoke igboh and them no see person wey stair case crash?

Could it be that he joined them to smoke then go crash the staircase wey fall on him, the others Japa.

Vigilante come show later, Hmm this matter long.

Y

Death to all kidnappers and bandits.


How can some scrumptious elements be chilling with 250 fucking million right now inside bush and we still claim to have a police force in this country.


Nigeria na top to bottom.

Nobody should open go fundme account for anybody in the future oh


My one naira no go dey inside.

samfrancis1:
everyone of you had always complaint about dirty Lagos now that the needful is getting done.. na una still deh complain.. can Nigeria citizens ever be satisfied?

I can not be satisfied until this country better.
.

Or is it better already?

tamdun:

FG already promised to make the investigation result public

Na today you enter naija? Abi you no know say FG na king of lies.

We go dey watch the drama nah

By the time you enter labour market, your mind go dey


Just dey play

Whether he stops singing or not, Babanla is made for life..


Wizzy, Wizzy