One old baba lecturer soon to join the labour market!!!

I repeat, one old foolish lecturer gonna join the labour market soon!!!

Otilo!!!?

I dey untop bed now dey chop bread and teem with babe wey dey sleep naked next to me, I dey calculate where I wan go track sallah rice, make this banny do move.


Dey play my fanz

yarimo:
Your sister has a nice breast chaii , meanwhile op let her go to well known hospital immediately please. before it may turn to something else

This werey would never change...

😁😁😁😁

Damn, if your bros collect anything less than 25-30k him don Bleep up...

Where person wan see this sweet bushmeat chop.

chatinent:
Don't you be deceived. The majority will go for an imbe with enough wealth.

Reduce the violence bro....

Brethren, should we tell him or should I hold my peace?

Happy birthday SuperOnyi


Drop me a message on Whatsapp make I call you greet nah...

missjekyll:


With people in their panties. Who s going to eat that? Not me

All the ones you have been eating, where the fishermen wearing overalls?

There are always three sides to a story, Ayanlowo don talk him own, K1 don talk him own.

Na only God know the truth...

Because if you tell some of them that you love them, you automatically enter maga mode.

So people like us would continue chilling with the girls and collecting our share but "I love you" no go comot from our mouth.

BTW you mustn't say "I love you" before your partner knows that you do, your actions speaks a lot.


My all time best relationship, we did 4 years plus and not for once did we use the L word...

This is how to deal with terrorists with no compassion for human lives, simply change their nationalities to that of koreans.

What ever you do, please don't allow her join you abroad.

She can continue staying with your folks, always send money for their upkeep but don't allow devil make you destroy your life with your own hands.


I no dey like talk too much.

Op, stand in front of a mirror and repeat the following words ten straight times;

"I'm a fool, I'm a fool, I'm a fool."


Afterwards go about your day but keep repeating those words; "I'm a fool."


Keep saying it till it fully digest into your system since you're a fool.

Cause only a fool would stupidly come online to seek advice for this rubbish talk, guy you be fool.

As I dey read, I just dey trowey spittle.

Your foolishness needs to be studied in all Nigerian universities.

Make I siddon here dey observe first.

Water polo, the game dey tire me

Child of doom will never change.

Mtceeww

EreluRoz:
Maybe it's you and her that did the sextape.

Google dey work for your phone, please use it and stop constituting public nuisance due to ignorance.

EreluRoz:
I saw Tiwa savage's own but never heard of Kim's own

Madam sharap for what you don't know. Cause you haven't seen it doesn't mean it didn't exist.


Are you a toddler? Where were you when Ray J was bragging up and down? Kim sex tape wey people don watch tire, Kanye had to buy it off the net cause of their shared children safety.

Even at that, I still have it in my drop box.

Kim and Censori no get difference, na just because Kim na major celeb na why she tone down small.

Mikuni:

Hmm...since we have a common head shape, give me more info on how to get girls

You don't seem like you need girls urgently, abi no be you complain say your new chick get fetish neighbor...

SuperOnyi:





My boss, unfortunately...
Your advice and that of others did the magic, although he was arrested for another crime the next day. Bro, I'm available for that update .

Mad oh, karma came really quick.


Omor, my schedule choke this month, maybe we'll work something out next month.

Try chat me up for WhatsApp sha...

SuperOnyi:







Boss

Homie...

Hope you never shoot that guy wey crench your lappy?

Wahala everywhere.


But since both of them are from the Islamabad region, I'll pretend like I no see am.


We sef ijaw boys dey do tom and Jerry, naija version with soja men them.

Op there's clay everywhere, mould your own man and leave us the Bleep alone....

Op me and you get the same shape of head but the ladies in my life long pass train.


I don't even post my pictures anywhere, my personality is all that matters.

I've dated plenty chicks on NL without they even seeing my picture.

Just craft a personality that solely defines you, be different from the every day guy that girls meet and watch your stock over rise.



One girl once told me that if I was just a little bit handsome than I am right now, girls would be crawling on the ground just to get me to acknowledge their pleasantries, cause as I ugly and short like this, girls choke for my DM begging to have my attention.


And NO, I'm not rich neither do I simp around women, I just do what I want when I want like a Boss.

Carry the carton and enter the nearest police station next to you.


Then start praying hard cause Nigeria police fit frustrate you pass how you dey now sef.

pendragonbladgo:

Dressing as a mad man is fashion, so I can't dress like Devido or what again?

Thank God you said Devido, cause the Davido I know isn't a mad man.

Be like na the new format be this.


But wait oh, somebody cloth can not be dirty again? This is an insult to all legit mad men.

Some unscrupulous Nigerians are putting a dent on the mad men reputation.


As the former Matron of Yabaleft, I declare that disguising as a mad man to commit a crime should attract 10 years in a psychiatric ward before being transfered to Kiri Kiri with hard labour.

Rip

This morning I lost a next door neighbor, just like that.

Person wey sleep in peace no dey wake up in peace again.

When they were killing soldiers, shey they were joyful.


Now them go collect woto woto tire..

No pity for folks that think with their butts.