Very funny pics, Nigerians are looking for the 2016 national budget


See more :- http://www.stories1234.com/fun/funny-collections-of-photos-from-stories1234/20/10/2015/

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This thing merit front page for our student sake o cc: lalasticlala

The 2015 version of the 9,999 christmas carol night in Akwa Ibom state is here again, the event will come up on 19th December, 2015 and it will feature 9999 carol singers and other artists both within the country and afar.

Some Of the Guest Ministers and singers at the event includes Dr. Paul Adefarasin, Founder, Church On the Hills,James Edikan, Sammy Okposon, Freke Umoh, Aity Dennis & a Host Of Others.

Venue; Uyo Township Stadium

Time; 5pm

It can be recalled that the last 9999 carol singers in 2014 broke a record in guinness book of record as the largest christmas carol singer ever.

Source : www.stories1234.com/news-and-column/about-the-dec-19-2015-akwa-ibom-9999-carol-night-see-details-and-singers/11/12/2015/

emusmith:
Hello Friends,

With so many threads created here; some "Front Page Worthy" and others "NOT Front Page Worthy", we would love to really have a more organized and impactful section that will make Front Page more often than it has been.


For example:


TOPIC: Sex Destroyed Me; Took Away My Luck. I Need Help

LINK: https://www.nairaland.com/2248983/sex-destroyed-me-took-away



After taking this step, don't bother reminding myself and other moderators/supermods to move it to Front page because if it is Front Page Worthy, it will surely make Frontpage in the Appropriate Time.

Consider this thread a clarion call to sanitizing the Religious Section. In the bid to doing so, the following information needs to be well understood:


1. Do not discriminate any belief you know little or nothing about. If you must contribute, do that with courtesy, respect and maturity.


2. Religion lay emphasis on a Higher Being, be it Christianity, Islam, Buddhaism etc and I believe they all promote good living, kindness, love and respect. Through your help, we'll ensure(the best way we can) all these virtues are being restored to this section.


3. Before creating or quoting any thread, remember the rules of Nairaland. They will be enforced on anyone who breaks them


NB: Only Religious Threads Are Allowed Here!


Questions and Complaints will also be taken.


Thank You.

Topic BVN, NIN and tech-datas, consolidation data for mark of the anti-christ



Link: https://www.nairaland.com/2752792/bvn-nin-tech-datas-consolidation-data#40260355

It was about some few months ago when BVN became talk of the town, people were still struggling to enroll for their Bank Verification Number when the National Identity Management Commission decides to come up with their own number and this time around ,they call it National Identification Number (NIN). The bank and National Identification Management Commission (NIMC) suddenly enforced a strict rule on individuals making it compulsory to have these numbers or else face sanctions and that actually made me look into the word , research more and see how I can relate the physical with the spiritual.

Few questions came to my mind, like why suddenly did biometrics become the only good method of verifying your account or your identity?

Is it a must that they must capture your face? and if you don't know, that face capture automatically scan through your eyes and iris, a unique biometric property of your body?

Why is your fingerprint which we also know as a unique biometric property also captured just for you to have these numbers? It is true that "No two individuals in the world have been found with the same fingerprint, same with the Iris and most biometric property of the body".

Then the big question, why is BVN linked to all other bank account of ours?

This is to tell you that there is something more interesting about this BVN or NIN of a thing...?

At this juncture I will categorically state that while BVN or NIN may not be the mark of the antichrist at the moment but in the future , it will surely be one of the tool that the antichrist will be used to persecute believers. This piece will try to answer how that will happen.

I remember back then, in church when I was a very small, I used to be afraid and scared when my sunday school teacher do preach about the Antichrist in Revelations and the fact of believers not being able to sell or buy without the mark, it was something that marvelled me a lot...I used to believe that there will be a way out as I and our neighbours will always make use of our own paper note currency or maybe find a hiding place in the bush and start a new life.

But when the wonders technology like that of wireless transaction, smart cards, BVN and generally do come across my mind, there is this thought that also pop out in my mind which I will disclose soon.
As a man on earth, we look at it as a good thing, offcourse it a good development and improvement in standard of living but sometimes when I look at it from the religious or spiritual point of view, I see it as a different thing which is what make me wrote this piece.

At this moment , I will like to point this out that you should know that those that don't have the mark of the beast cannot sell or buy and what you need to know now at the moment is that the datas that is being gotten from you now are consolidation datas, it will be used against you if you are not raptured once the rapture takes place . At that period, the anti-christ will not suffer much to enforce the identity management system which will be the mark of the anti-christ. He will then merge your BVN and NIN together and that will then constitute the mark of beast, without it you can make transactions.

How will the mark or number of beast restrict transaction?

Just like the BVN restricted you from making transactions when you did not enroll from it, that is how the number, mark of the beast will prevent you from making transactions. Atleast you should by now that the main aim of CBN cashless policy is to completely eradicate the use of cash, by then every transactions will be done electronically and it won't take much effort to restrict transactions.

How come that the mark will be on the forehead or right hand?

First of all let me tell you about the Radio Frequency Identy (RFID) microchip, if you know about this RFID microchip, it won't take you much effort to understand how the mark will be on the forehead or the right hand, RFID microchip is a small device (possibly size of a rice grain) that is replacing the use of smart cards, it contains a number just like our smart cards, with the use of their respective scanners , information stored in it can be called up. They work the same way as our ATM CARDS and ATM mounted in banks works ,RFID microchip doesn't need power source, the power source is provided by the scanner, you shouldn't argue with me on this once since you have experience wireless charger in which we can use to charge our smart phones wirelessly without connecting cables . However Passive RFID was first used by the Americans to track their pet where about by inserting it deep into the dog skin, then the dog or whatever pet it is inserted to can be traced by a scanner(i.e a satellite in this case), for your information it is permanent once inserted, it can't be removed. It can store information about the medical status and whole lot of other data.

Now that we have known what RFID chip is, with much confidence , I would like to tell you that humans can be chipped as well, the world see it as a new innovation, a human that has a RFID chip inserted in his/her body can be able to open a security door in a company restricted to be opened only by that person, if a microchipped person is involved in a emergency situation(let say accident and is in an unconscious state he/she can't move or talk) the data about the person can be retrieved by the doctor using a scanner, a person that is microchip can open his car at a wave of a hand without using keys, there are more things a person that is microchipped can do, if you think am lying you can search online and read about the over 200 Sweden employees that were micro-chipped.

I know by now we may have read about the Obama antichrist law saga, it is about this same microchip of a thing.

Obama didn't succeed sha, but do you still remember Rev.13vs.12 And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him,and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, ... Take ur mind to the USA general election coming up soon, that is another coming to replace Obama...Am not actually saying Obama is a beast , I don't have any evident anyway..

Sorry I took so long to explain and analysis the microchip without answering our so called question of "why the mark of the antichrist will be on the forehead or the hand".

Well the chip will be well accessed when inserted on the forehead as it will always be visible always and will not take time or much effort to be scanned or on the right hand since human frequently make use of it.

It will happen that the mark of the beast which is also the microchip am talking about will possibly contains your BVN for transactions, NIN , Social security Number, Tax Id Number, School reg number, and all possibly number., these number will be merge into one chip and inserted into the individual.

Rev Chapter.13 [16] And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
[17] And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.


Just like we are giving datas to the government , that is the same way we will be forced to accept the mark and get chipped , since RFID microchips don't get damage and is rubbed and encoded with appropriate chemicals that will make it adapt and function as part of the body system. Then the people won't argue much without accepting to be chipped.

One thing you should know is that you shouldn't miss the rapture.

You should also believe with me by now that with RFID microchip and all these technology it won't take much effort for the govt to start monitoring the activity of the civilian, by that time, there will be hiding place.

Revelation 13:10
“If anyone is to go into captivity,
into captivity they will go.
If anyone is to be killed[a] with the sword,
with the sword they will be killed.”
This calls for patient endurance and faithfulness on the part of God’s people. .

The implementation of the mark of the beast may or may not be after the rapture , it is written that the antichrist will be and is to be and forever will be fighting meaning the antichrist may still be in existence today and may be a top government official who will implement this law. For the mean moment keep in mind that the datas we are giving out today are consolidation datas and it doesn't actually mean this datas or number represents the mark.



Retrieve from http://www.stories1234.com/news-and-column/bvn-nin-antichrist/16/11/2015/

glamourroudy:
Pls tak down dat picture

It's just for illustration, is it against nairaland rules?

This is a real life story, it may seems fake but I can stand to testify that this story is very true. It happenned in Nigeria precisely Owerri of Imo state...

For security reasons , I have decided to change the names of people in this post.

My name is Timothy, the story am about to narrate to you happenned three years ago in the Land of Owerri when I was still in secondary school.

Here goes the story,

So that very year during our school break, I decided to spend my holiday with my uncle, I really really enjoyed the holiday but I won't forget this awful incident am about telling you now in the story........ Some of the days in my stay at my uncle's place we do had visitors that will come over to sleep at our place, they spend the night with us and then depart anyday they feel like to go.

You may want to know who my uncle is that always have a couple of visitors,.... well my uncle is a Pastor, this visitors am talking about are either invited guest that will anchor a church program, church members maybe that visited the town and will not be able to go back to his destination that same day , or even his pastor colleague.

So there was this particular pastor has been coming to visit us atleast once in a while in a week during my stay at my uncle's place, that particular day he came during evening time. My uncle wasn't around.

As usual , we started discussing and gisting ourselves , I don't know how it happenned, he started talking about my fine boyliness and telling how he has been observing a couple of girls in the compound being interested in me...., maybe he was trying to see if I'll have voice out my opinion in the matter which I didn't and somehow somehow he asked me whether am a virgin and 'I said yes that am a virgin',

........he now started telling me stories of how he had am affair with his Boss's wife, telling me his Boss travel out to somewhere far leaving him and his wife in the house alone, he now told me how the wife got interest in him and invited him to bed which he pretended to refuse but later accepted and had a carnal knowledge of her, '
I was listening without saying anything as I was ashame listening to a pastor made such a confession to me'

I was very suprised listening to a pastor tell me such a story, I didn't know the motive behind the story, he finished the story by concluding that his experience with his Boss's wife was awesome.

Fast forward that part, my uncle actually came back ,and as we normally do , we took our bath, eat, discuss and went to bed in our one room apartment, I was sleeping on the bed with him while my uncle was sleeping on the ground in the same room.

It was 5.00am in the morning, It was as if someone was on top of me, I woke up to discover that the Pastor that visited us was on top of me romancing, I was shocked because I didn't imagine that happening, I now shake him off my body thinking maybe he was doing it unconsciously, only for him to tell me not to behave like a woman that I should let him do it.

He said I should not fear and even drew my attention to the fact that my uncle who I thought was still sleeping on the ground has gone out for early morning evangelism........ Well he tried his luck a few couple time trying to convince which I did not agree....................

But what marvels me was that he was still the same person that pitch a mighty prayer session during morning devotion that morning .

That's is my story of how I got to know that gays really exist in Nigeria, I will like to hear your comments

A true life story written by Timothy

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]It happenned on a day like this, a very chil sunday like this, I didn't fancy the idea of going to church that day but at the same time I didn't want my parent to know because already I know they won't like my decision.

So like I do on every other sundays which I decide not to go to church , I had to take my bath and pretend as if I will go and then when dad and mom will leave, I will relax and go to bed, my trick always work wella as my parent are church workers and had to go to church early and return late . So they won't notice if I had actually gone to church or not without me telling them.

After taking my bath it was about 6.21 am, I know they normally leave for church latest 6.30 am as they are workers in the church, I realise they were convinced that I will be in church when the normal church service will start by 8am . But on that fateful day, they delayed , it was as if they knew my plan , being a tight sharp guy ,I had to continue my faking , so I had to polish my shoe, iron daddy and mom wears just to fake , it was at 7.45am and still they didn't leave, to continue my fakingness, I rush to my room , put on my church wears as if I will be going to church that day then came out and requested for my breakfast in which I was directed by mom to the dinning room.

I was still eating my breakfast , that was about 7.51 am when dad and mom rush to car and leave for church informing me to come later, Bleep church , I said to myself I can have all the fun in this big house alone. I quickly locked all the doors and windows to avoid disturbance by my neighbour who always checked on me before going to church, offcourse we always go to church together.

Five minutes later just as I was packing up the breakfast plates, those neighbours of mine showed up , they knocked at the door and decided by themselves that I have gone to church and off they went.

I quickly went to my bedroom, took one shot of squadron(an alcoholic drink) and off I went to a deep sleep. I woked and check my wrist watch , it was 9.05am .I was loaded with too much water inside , I have to urinate. But Shit I was still wearing my church wears, I quickly removed those wears, I was heading to the toilet with only my boxers on, to discharge the urine but I can't believe what my eyes saw when I moved out of my bedroom, I was standing in front of a large crowd, looking at my side was our church pastor, and looking down was the elders, deacons . Shit I was at the church podium standing naked.

But how did I even get there , wow Mumcy forgot her bible in the house and came back home , seeing me sleeping on my bed with the church wears, she thought I must have mistakenly slept off and then she woke me up , under the influence of alcohol, I didn't remember I had join Mumcy and gone to church and then that was how I actually got to sleep in the church rest room, uh the rest room was just at the back of the church pulpit.

Oh, what a shame I was standing naked in the pulpit to the amazement of church members just because I didn't want to go to church.

I learnt a lesson never to stay back from church. Keep your comments rolling in what is your say. Use comment box below,

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it's just for fun

In 1993, Ikwebu was reported to have repeated primary four, thrice. He was so dull that his class teacher wrote him off as a waste of classroom space. The teacher called him one day, looked him in the eye and told him that he would never amount to anything in life. One day Ikwebu's father came to school to check out how his son was doing.

The teacher told him quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy in all her life; and advised him to withdraw and enroll him under a handicraft man because formal schooling for Ikwebu would be a total waste of energy, time and money.

The father, shocked at the feedback, withdrew his son from the school and the entire family subsequently moved to India. Two decades later, the class teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumor. All the doctors she met strongly advised her to undergo a surgical procedure. . Two decades later, the class teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumor. All the doctors she met strongly advised her to undergo a surgical procedure. They further affirmed that there was only a certain doctor in the entire world (practicing in India) who could perform this procedure. Left with no other option, the teacher agreed to have the surgery performed.

She travelled to India, performed the surgery and it was successful. Several hours later, she woke up from the anesthesia effect. When she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. Suddenly her face started to turn pale. She frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled till she gave up the ghost and died. .

The doctor was shocked and turned to the man that walked into the room some minutes after he came in to see what might have happened. He could not just fathom what happened.

Eventually he found out that it was our dear friend Ikwebu (now working as a cleaner in the Indian hospital) who had walked in on that fateful day and foolishly disconnected the lady's ventilator to connect his phone charger. Wait, You thought that Ikwebu became the doctor? Hahahahahaha! Not in this my story

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He is enjoying over there