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Christianity EtcRe: To Become A Nigerian Pastor: What Qualification Is Needed? by theviper1: 12:07am On Mar 20, 2012
i took my time to read all the posts on this topic and i had a very good time laughing after a tough day.but i love @jakumo's post.it just hit the nail on the head.then there was this sister who reminded us of the many evils of some catholic preists.bt i need to remind u that jst like some1 educated u somewhere,preisthood is optional and not by force. my dad was one of the folks that brought the catholic faith to my town and helped in stopping the killing of twins.bt believe me that what catholic priests does or did or are doing becomes a blip when compares with what our modern penecostal churches are doing.catholic church is still a shinning path today among churches in the world(u are entitled 2 ur own opinion though) but basically all u need is a very bad economy,thieving leaders and an endemic corrupt leaders.these are what "men of god" feed on like sharks that smells blood.u also need to intimidate ur flocks-like the slapping Oyedepo and the rest.u need to have a very serious fashion sense-ala Oyahkilome.the ability to do multi-million population miracles when u cant even speak a correct line in english-ala Mmuoka.mix all the metaphysics and astral dreams - remember mountain of fire? and u still need to fly to heaven with ur private jets for those executive meetings with the "gods".u also need a convoy of exotic german,english,american and japanese cars to appear important.then u need to have friends in high places and will be able to have 1-on-1 meetings with sick and dying presidents.ask Oyedepo about that.in all,we are living in a decaying world where many of the men in clothes are partners with native doctors.they wed gays and lesbians just to keep their rich "flocks" and avoid capital flight.
sorry .....i need to go 2 church to confess my sins.bt folks,dont allow ur wives and sisters or daughters to be with these strong rod pastors alone.
PoliticsRe: Perm Sec Caught With N2bn Cash by theviper1: 10:50pm On Mar 19, 2012
@Bluetooth or dente preto.voce sao um caralho.u and ur ilkes are the problems of this nation.the post said names withheld,bt u tribalist pigs came up with the idea that he is an igbo man when no other evidence points 2 that fact.i hpe that the igbos will eventually piss on ur bloody graves.
as for the rest that posted,it seems that all of u are educationally impared and having learning disabilities.the man was called a "perm sec",that means that the dude have the right to steal public funds and keep them......permanently. grin grin grin grin grin
it is our lil tradition that was handed over to us from generation 2 generation.only problem is that many of us are nt accesible to such huge amounts of cash.
EducationRe: JAMB Grants Albinos Partaking In 2012 UTME Two Extra Hours by theviper1: 5:16pm On Mar 18, 2012
if it will help them,its all good as long as sme smart thieves doesnt buy into it.it's good news 4 the albinos since they are being hunted like animals by native doctors and ritualists in east africa.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FA CUP: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (5 - 2) On March 18th 2012 by theviper1: 4:38pm On Mar 18, 2012
@Dan-G ta tdu ben entao.a vida ta boa no brazil? that leicetsr gk just had pity on Torres and dashed him a goal.see how him team mates dey grretam like say him carry world cup all by himself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolves Vs Manchester United (0 - 5) On March 18th 2012 by theviper1: 4:29pm On Mar 18, 2012
@Ujchief,looks like its u that is not following football inteligently cos nwanne mmadu,since ur guys are certain of a champion league nxt since,that should have been ur motivation to play and win one cup that ur havent won b4.or are u sure of beating man city to be the epl kings this season? a bird at hand i was told is worth more than an elephant in the wild.man u stands the chance of ending up the season without a trophy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FA CUP: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (5 - 2) On March 18th 2012 by theviper1: 4:19pm On Mar 18, 2012
@Dan-G,i know how u feel about about Torres inability to score for chelsea.both of us read that part of the bible about moving mountains.....bt i believe that it is not in this case.by the way,hw come u are watching or listening from a portuguese channel.voce sta onde?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolves Vs Manchester United (0 - 5) On March 18th 2012 by theviper1: 4:05pm On Mar 18, 2012
i feel seriously sorry 4 wolves as their woes continue.if manu were this good,hw come they allowed the spanished side- Bilbao to blow them away from the europa league.sorry,i forgot that they can only win when thier opponets are diminished in numbers or when mr Webb is awarding them penalties.
CelebritiesRe: Fake P-square’s Manager Swindles French Promoter N15m by theviper1: 3:57pm On Mar 18, 2012
so since the swindler is yet to be apprehended,how did the fool who posted this trash knows that the guy is igbo.or is he being economical with the truth.maybe u are the one that did it.the story sounds funny,imagine paying a whooping hundred thousand american green backs into the account of sme1 u met on facebook when the guy could easily have traveled to nija and make the deal.or if he knows no-one in nija,what do u think the french embassy does here since the deal is nothing illegal.
do tell us something else MR BRAINLESS.
FamilyRe: I Call My Mother Mummy, What Do You Call Yours? by theviper1: 3:42pm On Mar 18, 2012
call mine LOLOM or NWANYI OMA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FA CUP: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (5 - 2) On March 18th 2012 by theviper1: 3:38pm On Mar 18, 2012
all our prayers at this time should go to PATRICE MUAMBA and that was nice of Cahill to keep that in the consciousness of every1.as 4 ur Torres,he doesnt need prayers,he need to open his eyes and mind and see where the 2 big irons that make up the goal-post are located.pray 4 Torres ko....slap Torres ni
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fabrice Muamba Stretchered Off, Tottenham Vs. Bolton Abandoned!! by theviper1: 12:38am On Mar 18, 2012
last thing we want to hear again from our beloved football is sme1 dying on active duty.gunners (both present and ex-players)are fighters,so i know that u will fight ur way through this bru.my prayers are with u and ur lovely family and the football family all over the planet.hang in there and never give up.we are praying 4 u.
PoliticsRe: Gbenga Daniel's Former Aide Apagun Oluwole Olumide Commits Suicide by theviper1: 5:08pm On Mar 17, 2012
a grown arse adult drowning in a golf resort's artificial lake? sounds too artificial to me .more like sme1 suicided him and packaged the rest of the bullshit in the shape of suicide.when i saw the headline,i thought that the dude probably hung himself or blew his brains all over his dinner table. abeg make them question GD well well.he musta known smething that both us and the cops doesnt.
EducationRe: FG & Islamic Development Bank Sign $98M For Almajiri Education by theviper1: 2:36am On Mar 17, 2012
GEJ seems to be patronising these pple so much.they said that they hate western education and here our free-spending government is wasting fortunes on sme illitrate abokis to embezzle.and still,they wont let the man rule this nation in peace.i hpe that the fg extends this gesture to MASSOB,MEND (and other sundry pipe busters)OPC and others.my 2 pence. lipsrsealed
BusinessRe: Whats The Fastest Selling Commodity In Nigeria? by theviper1:
i believe that it has to be CONDOMS and SHORT-TIME HOTELS.man must blow his tube clear always.or what do u think?
PoliticsRe: What Do Your State An LG Contribute To Nigeria And What Have You Done To Ensure They Contribute? by theviper1: 1:45am On Mar 17, 2012
Beaf,u make my heart warm with ur contributions 90% of the time.unlike most of us who just think through our butts.imagine sme fool saying that palm wine comes from cocoa trees or sme shyte lke that.that is the most idiotic thing i have ever heard in my adult life.(hope that he/she doesnt teach his children that) majority of the states produces alot actually,bt the government at the centre over the years encouraged laziness and indolence.many states and lgas have markets,tourist centres that they can develop and lots of other things that can generate funds 4 them,bt what do they do? they wait 4 month-end to run over to Abuja and get the loots that they will share with their buddies while leaving the average joe citizen more impoverished.its a crying shame and till this nonsense stops,we will only be heading to the rocks.by the way,my region is a major producer and exporter of local and internal terrorism ala BOKO HARAM,ALMAJERIS and being a complete nuisance and parasite to other citizens of this nation.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League: Manchester City Vs Sporting Lisbon (3 - 2) On March 15th 2012 by theviper1: 10:53pm On Mar 15, 2012
good newz is that shitty may still have the unbeaten home record at the end of the match, tongue grin cheesy huh bt they will still go out irrespective of the off-side goal by shitty.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League: Manchester City Vs Sporting Lisbon (3 - 2) On March 15th 2012 by theviper1: 10:18pm On Mar 15, 2012
OK fredoooooo.sorry about that.bt i know that muki is a gooner and by virtue of that,u will soon be a member
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League: Manchester City Vs Sporting Lisbon (3 - 2) On March 15th 2012 by theviper1: 10:11pm On Mar 15, 2012
all gooners,what are ur thoughts on Nasir and Clichy who left us claiming lack of silverware instead of stating thier hunger 4 mo pounds and are going to wind up tropyless and less playing time.GUNNERS,YES WE CAN!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League: Manchester City Vs Sporting Lisbon (3 - 2) On March 15th 2012 by theviper1: 9:59pm On Mar 15, 2012
how come AVB is sacked,Steve Bruce and the rest shown the door and Roberto Manshitty still at the helm of affairs,strong agent i suspect? cheesy : grin cheesy : grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League: Manchester City Vs Sporting Lisbon (3 - 2) On March 15th 2012 by theviper1: 9:55pm On Mar 15, 2012
how come this thread is still going 0-0 when it is 0-3.i smell bias from the mods.are they shitty fans huh huh huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League: Manchester City Vs Sporting Lisbon (3 - 2) On March 15th 2012 by theviper1: 9:51pm On Mar 15, 2012
eu sou sportingista and happy to tell the world that.looks like there is a snake of loss in the manchester area this nite.1st it was manure and now it is the turn of their noisy neighbours shitty. grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Napoli (4 - 1) On March 14th 2012 by theviper1:
Bimfo(f) or whatever u call urself,looks like u are new to this forum.u better nt pick on me cos it will amount to a suicide attack where the only dead person will be u.i will advice u in ur own inerest to stick to ur own opinion and leave me the hell alone,if nt u will quickly learn the evils that u have heaped on urself.when nxt u post,state ur opinion.what ever or whomever u give ur anus to is no business of mine and i will care less if u decide to trade in ur mamas anus for a chelski game.read and learn fu.....ker.iam the viper and i bite very strongly and with venon.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League: Athletic Bilbao Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On March 15th 2012 by theviper1: 8:38pm On Mar 15, 2012
if this were to be a premier league game,i believe that by now manu woulda be 2-0 up courtsy of the usual penalty and Looney woulda taken them all.especially when mr Webb is standing in the middle.here look at how manu is bein made to look ordinary.good goal though frm Looney. grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League: Athletic Bilbao Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On March 15th 2012 by theviper1: 8:14pm On Mar 15, 2012
and talking about Howard Webb,i dropped a line on my twitter account via bbcfootball that Fifa,Uefa and the english FA should take the whistle away from that man and force him into an early and inglorious retirement.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League: Athletic Bilbao Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On March 15th 2012 by theviper1: 8:08pm On Mar 15, 2012
i really wonder what is wrong with SAF for giving the captain's arm-band to a man like Evra-the worst captain in the history of the round leather game.he led the french blues to SA and they came back in bandages.meanwhile ilove this Llorente kid,he has been watching and learning from my own RVP instead of his name-sake and the chelsea's own yeye Fernando.aka Torres or tower in english. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Napoli (4 - 1) On March 14th 2012 by theviper1: 11:32pm On Mar 14, 2012
am glad that chelski won 2nite.u guys should lap it up while it lasts cos cme nxt season,u will be playing on thursdays and that league is called UEFA CUP aka UEFA EUROPA LEAGUE.bt that is still a long way to go,meanwhile,chill with something cold .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Napoli (4 - 1) On March 14th 2012 by theviper1: 11:23pm On Mar 14, 2012
fredoooooooooo,eu tamben gosto muito di pizza napolitano.ou voce nao gosto?e bom para minha saude. grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Napoli (4 - 1) On March 14th 2012 by theviper1: 11:14pm On Mar 14, 2012
so JT is now an assistant to RDM.tyring to direct affairs as well.these old chelsea wwoulda saved themselves the trouble of playing till the last minute to win if they had nt sabotaged AVB.napoli will nw go hme and eat a napolitana pizza.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Napoli (4 - 1) On March 14th 2012 by theviper1: 10:57pm On Mar 14, 2012
that was a 300% work rate from Ramires and nice turn from old man Drogba and then watch a defender teach ur legless Torres how to score.chelsea 4 the 1/4 finals. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Napoli (4 - 1) On March 14th 2012 by theviper1: 10:36pm On Mar 14, 2012
chelsea have a knack of conceding very stupid goals and that my peps may cost them alot 2nite.bt i pray that they go through and sin no more. shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Napoli (4 - 1) On March 14th 2012 by theviper1: 10:27pm On Mar 14, 2012
am a gooner 4 life and i have nothing against the seriously aging blues.i want them to win and move on 2 the nxt stage as it is nw clear that harry and his spuds team will nt allow them to be in the CL nx season.bt they need to get rid of these old legs whom are creating problems 4 coaches and replace them with younger players.scoring tonite is immaterial as they are being paid 2 score.

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