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PoliticsRe: Police Arrests SE Kidnap Kingpin by theviper1: 2:21pm On Oct 29, 2009
if the said arms caches are true (not the usual Nigerian police) style of overstating stories,then there is a bigger problem than we know in nija. even the notoriously and feared al-queda will shiver to have these arms in their posessions and here we are having them in a little village. Chinekenna,anyi nokwa gi na ukwu
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua Threatens To Shut Down AIT by theviper1: 12:30pm On Oct 27, 2009
ok, here we go again. this president is sick and we have seen that,but the part that is alien to us is the part that he is both blind and deaf . so he and his govt wants the whole nation to clap for his underperformance? give me a big break here,the roads are dilapidated,the lights are out,the water pipes are dry and the security of lives and properties are non-existent, and he is angry cos some1 said the truth. when other sensible and healthy leaders were gathering in Newyork for the UN general assembly,our yardeaf- and -blind  boarded the presidential plane and hopped over to the KSA, and that as well shouldnt be talked about? somebody was insuniating that press freedom and the liberty to express urself is being abused here,on which planet are u living in,cant u see that it is the governments that have over-abused the citizens so much so that we have no where to go again? i just wish that we as the pple have the right to remove that sick mountain-goat from aso rock via a bold vote of no confidence. rubbish.
PoliticsRe: Reps Tackle China Over Killing Of 30 Nigerians by theviper1: 8:40pm On Oct 25, 2009
i hate to do this,bt pls @seanT,dont u think that u are better off not posting here as ur posts and opinions sugeests post-traumatic stress as a result of the war in liberia. when u dont know even the most basic laws of immigration,why post here? to suggest that pple deserves to be killed just because they overstayed or illegal is the height of miseducation and illitracy. and then u jump from immigration to drugs just cos u heard @Nuzo say so. you are welcomed to post on NL as long as u stop doing so when u are high on canabis (which is a staple dish in liberia). now isnt that a case of the kettle calling the pot black, how can a liberian accuse a nigerian of being a fraudster? it is an accepted way of life in liberia just as the whole family sitting down and smoking drugs. i think that pple are making alot of mistakes calling u inhuman and heartless,the only thing tha u are is uninformed and uneducated.and btw,u can stick ur pity and compassion up where the sun doesnt shine as it is neither wanted nor needed.
SportsRe: Chelski To Sign Ghana Under 20 Star Dominic Adiyiah by theviper1: 5:51pm On Oct 21, 2009
chelski will have a long time to wait as they are under a buying ban and by the time the ban will be lifted,the dude must have gone to another team.

GUNNERS 4 LIFE
SportsRe: Dede Ayew (Ghana's U-20 Skipper) Denies Speaking To Pastor Joshua by theviper1: 5:42pm On Oct 21, 2009
am so sick of hearing and reading about this tb joshua character here that i will beg seun and the mods to plz stop putting this niggas name on NL. i dont know if that dude wants to stick to his "job" or do he wants to be a sports commentator. damn this waste of our time here.
BusinessRe: Obasanjo Creates 6000 Jobs In Ota Farm by theviper1: 10:40pm On Oct 18, 2009
@princek12 am glad that u have told the world that you are a slowpoke,if not i believe that you would have ignored that statement and moved on as it was nothing personal. bt you have chosen to do the right thing which is claim your rightful name and place. you turned what was a public discussion into a personal attack and you are the one that claimed that my brain has reached its zenith and cant process nothing no more. but in retrospect, am seeing a man whose brain tissues have consistently refused to jell and give the world something positive other than the craps that u have been posting. i told you that it will be unfair for you to be making a failed effort at redeeming your gaffs on this thread by attacking me personally. some pple are like that and we call them impotent. actually i thought that you were kissing OBJs shrunken ass,bt i just realised that your defence of the gorilla is based on the fact that you are one of his numerous illegitimate children. so i cant fault a man that is defending his dad. so keep the "good work" up and holla.
BusinessRe: Obasanjo Creates 6000 Jobs In Ota Farm by theviper1: 11:19am On Oct 17, 2009
@princek12shit, to what do i owe these name callings? i addressed my post to bidemi and u took offence,was it as a result of ur moronic and annoying defence of OBJs 6000 jobs? it will be improper for me to go down the same mad lane that u went just to score against you. bt it is obvious from that attack on my person that you havent realised that u've made a babbon of urself by defending what is obviously evil,you have become desprate and wants to divert our attentions from you leaking brain by attacking my person.i will let that slide for now,bt plz dont make it a very bad habit an dont cross that line EVER again. if you dont like my opinion and post on that issue, i will advise you to go home and have yourself a big dinner of latent poision and kiss this word goodby. so you believe that everybody must kiss obasanjos ass like you?
SportsRe: U-20 World Cup Final: Ghana Wins Brazil [4 - 3] on Penalties by theviper1: 10:57am On Oct 17, 2009
i prayed for the ghanaian young worriors to win and they didnt disappoint me. even in the face of 1 player down earlier in the game,they did what a determined team should do. atleast for the first time,they have made an african 1st in the international football circle. CONGRATS GHANA!. I was wondering btw the last ghanian penalty shooter and adebayor,who ran the fastest. i will go for the ghanian cos he ran to pick up a gold while ade ran to pick up a 3 match ban. grin. lets stop this nigerian did not win and stuff, host egypt didnt win it either. we all should be happy that an african team won it.
BusinessRe: Obasanjo Creates 6000 Jobs In Ota Farm by theviper1: 7:21pm On Oct 15, 2009
@bidemi, what are u still doing on this thread? i've been gone for 2 days now and you are still here teaching these morons to stop clapping for evil. we have an adage in the eastern part of nigeria which says that an evil bird farted and asked his kins to clap for him,his pple cried tufiakwa that we can never clap for an abomination. you see, that adage is now in the past as is evident from the type of comments that nigerians are posting here. trying to hail and justify the ape's creation of 6000 jobs after a hellish 8yrs in office. poverty and hard times have taken away our reasonings and consciencs and it is very painful. i had to leave the thread when some1 suggested that atleast he tried,lets MANAGE IT. that simply did it for me and then others came aboard to rationalise beween what they termed lesser evil which is keeping the loots in the country and bigger evil which is keeping it abroad. so tell me,with this kinda mentality,how do we develop as a country. i weep for my country.
PoliticsRe: ‘why Yar’adua Shunned Un General Assembly’ by theviper1: 7:33am On Oct 13, 2009
plz i want to ask a question. who are yardulls advisers, TOM & JERRY? I have to ask cos these our supposedly selected clowns are more comical than mickey mouse. assholes.
BusinessRe: Obasanjo Creates 6000 Jobs In Ota Farm by theviper1: 4:49pm On Oct 12, 2009
when and how did we get to this dangerously low depths that we are in now? we have welcomed bad governance and looting that we are now praising looters and have conditioned our lives to "manage". TUFIAKWA. HOW many jobs did that baboon created while in office? he is now patting his claws on his back for stealing our money and creating mere 6000 jobs. poverty and hardship indeed have taken the place of brains in most nigerians. ask the workers what the working conditions in that jungle are like cos back in the days when i was living with my brother,my ghanaian friends who worked at that doomed farm told me that woe will betide you if you ever break an egg there not to talk of a fowl dying on you. OBJ will skin you alive.
PoliticsRe: ‘why Yar’adua Shunned Un General Assembly’ by theviper1: 4:10pm On Oct 12, 2009
with statements and mentalities like these,u can now see why a ghanaian (@osupru) said on NL that even a dog wont desire to be a nigerian.
an (dis)honourable memeber publicly made this statement, what did he and his sick master had for dinner for crying out loud? the Libyan ruler took over an hour of UN time to say his piece, the Iranian dictator was all about the injustices of the west to smaller countries and how he will be happy to wipe Isreal outa this planet. so why didnt our president go there and atleast use his time to castigate Obama and the US goverment. that way his voice would have been heard rather than this childish way.
PoliticsRe: Ghana's Plan To Chase Out Nigerians - Classifies Ecowas Citizens As Expertrates by theviper1: 11:09am On Oct 12, 2009
@lil miss osupru, do you know how i come to know that you are a woman? its because you talk and sound like one. you ghanians invade niaraland,insult us,talk trash about us,look down and talk down on us and still you have the balls to call us uncouth. its amazing how some of you filho da putas (sons a hos) reasons. you still went ahead to tell us that you are here to shut our collective mouths up and you still see yourself as civilized. i just asked to see shesi when i drop into ghana and you are calling me names and warning me that i maybe whacked in ghana. but it never bothered you to come here and insult our general sensibilities. it is only ghanaians who come to this forum that you will see telling people that they speak bad english,type poorly and are uneducated because in ghana,there are too many uneducated people and the fortunate few tends to rub it on their faces,but you forgot that we are nigerians. you said that you will give it to me till, ,i say step up your game caralho. and as for the issue of being whacked,tell that to the birds because you dont know whom you are talking to. i think that it is high time we recommend to Seun to do something about these unwanted guests because they only bring insult to us. i think that the most fashionable statement in ghana right now is " go to nairaland and insult nigerians the way you want" because there seems to be an increase in the number of these apes everyday.
PoliticsRe: Ghana's Plan To Chase Out Nigerians - Classifies Ecowas Citizens As Expertrates by theviper1: 5:32pm On Oct 10, 2009
@osupru, do you really believe that i care one hoot about what an asshole like you thinks. you are already brain dead and u can go screw yourself. you want to teach me how to write? go ahead and have a lovely day. you are not even aware of my reasons for addressing shesi this way or do u think that am some school boy? may thunder strike u dead this minute for addressing me in that form over an issue that  u know little or nothing about. anybody can be whacked anywhere and i really dont give a rats ass. now you can see how mypoic and shortsighted you are. you believe that my wanting to see shesi was to fight him? you are the most foolish woman on earth (yes,thats what u are, a woman) and stay away from me.idiot.
PoliticsRe: Ghana's Plan To Chase Out Nigerians - Classifies Ecowas Citizens As Expertrates by theviper1: 6:27am On Oct 10, 2009
@shesi, now i want to address u personally. am not iyke and we are not the same person. that havent been settled,let me get down to the business at hand. i want to find out who u really are and where u come from. are u a ghanian or a nigerian,or do you live on this forum, is shesi,martass and the rest of the clown community the same and one person or do u pple monitor NL on a 24hours basis? do all of the folks who claims to be ghanians live in the same room,or a are u really ghanians who wish that u were nigerians? i ask all these cos each time there is a topic about nigeria and ghana,u pple are the first to post here. i dont have any other identity. as for the post,there was some terrible mistakes and mixups,bt my warnings to u still stands. i saw a post by otapiapia and u saying that u were tracking iyke and all that stuff,what can i say,all that is horseshit. as for the said grammatical errors or flaws, need i remind u that this is an informal meeting place and pple can use whatever form of english that they want. btw, will u be good enough to go back and check ur own grammar. i will be in ghana God willing b4 this month runs out. if u are in ghana,let me have ur contact add,bt if u dont reside in "peaceful ghana" tell me where on earth u reside and i will let u know when i ill roll into ur town and we can see face 2 face. stop fooling urself,cos apart from hiding behind a computer consul and running ur mouth ,u are a no body and i will prove that to u if u will let me see u in person.am a nigerian, and am proud to be one any day any time.
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by theviper1: 11:49pm On Oct 09, 2009
well as i really dont want to have too many children (father of all nations) and i just want to stop at the current 15 children, if my gf comes to me and say that she is pregnant,i will tell her to have the baby and then warn her to make it the last. cheesy grin tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Top 100 Pastors by theviper1: 7:47pm On Oct 09, 2009
u know,i dont get the part of pple defending these pastors and telling us that they are anointed and that they have callings when we see that they are doing wrong or evil. touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm, is it still relevant even when these pple have disrobed themselves and poured pig dung on themselves instead of anointing oil. if this topic was about politicians,some of us will not have the fear that we may be insulting pple. how many of us are forgetting that these "men of God" and the dirty politicians are working hand in hand? they pray for the politicians,name their new-born  kids, weds them and their families,bury their dead relatives and dine and wine with them. they sit at the front and special seats in their churches and they sow the biggest seeds in their churches with our money. why have pple chosen to over look this important fact and instead wants to hang @tudor,@banon and @other posters like me who wants to tell the truth as raw as it is. we have no problem with these guys,we dont envy them their good lives and we want no part of them,bt it has to be said that they are milking the already milked and dry-sucked nigerians in the name of Jehova and pple doesnt want us to talk about these things. how many pastors or men of God have put their female flocks in the family way? (no,under the anointing) we respect these men and women too much and that is why they think that it is cool to fool us around. we contribute our hard earned cash (even in these days of economic downturn) and yet they have the balls to ask us to call them daddy and mummy. these pastors and GOs are well aware that many of these "sowers" are looters and embezzlers of government treasury, drug pushers,419ers and ritualists, yet they allow and give them VIP receptions without caring. bt if they do,how will they fly and maintain their PJs and fleet of luxury cars? talk of having your rewards here on earth. abeg make i hear word with una yeye anointing jare. anointing ko,red oil- pouring ni.
PoliticsRe: Ghana's Plan To Chase Out Nigerians - Classifies Ecowas Citizens As Expertrates by theviper1: 5:00pm On Oct 09, 2009
u know that each time u come aboard, u bring with u a big full of winds.some lunatic asked why nigerians are coming to ghana and concluded that it is because ghana is peaceful. then i asked why we still have ghanians living in other parts of the world and some still living in nigeria. speaking of age,urs clearly have shown hen u choose to aske me what i smoke. so much for your maturity,bt i wont join u in your liitle brain,cos it will make the 2 of us look the same. i will let that insult pass,bt dont take it for granted,cos the next time u cross that line again,maybe i wont let it slip by.be warned. the last time i had anything to do with u was when u were accusing falsely of saying that i hate ghanian names. u are getting too close for my comfort.
PoliticsRe: Ghana's Plan To Chase Out Nigerians - Classifies Ecowas Citizens As Expertrates by theviper1: 4:21pm On Oct 09, 2009
and since ghana is so cool and peaceful,why do we have ghananians all over the world? many of them doesnt even carry ghana identifications any more. look,u can afford to trash-talk nigeria and her pple cos its not ur fault. when pple like @kobojunkies and his ilks sees nothing good aboput nigeria and ill use every opportunity to bury the country 12feet below. and the funniest part is that that dude have no gripe on issues. he just assumes that it is sort of fashionable to disect other pples post and make long,winding,senseless and unrelated- to- the -topic posts. ghana can do whatever they want with their economy and their country, afterall they taught US and Britain the word democracy as endorsed by president obamas visit. any other person can allow the nigerian battering from foreigners,i wont.@gbawe, am really appreciative of ur candid, informed and unbiased stand on things. i hate sentiments and i always believe that it is meant for women and not for us men.
@ kobojunkie,seriously u may think that that those craps u post makes pple see u as educated and informed,bt on the contrary, it makes u look and sound like a woman with an issue of blood.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Top 100 Pastors by theviper1: 2:11pm On Oct 08, 2009
@bidemi, wetin i come do again?  grin grin
the game starts from the mummy and daddy stuff. i once had a problem with a winners pastors wife in one of their branches outside nigeria. my crime? that am too arrogant and doesnt call her mummy or her hubby daddy. then i asked her, if i call u mummy,what them will i call my own mom? i gave up on them there and then and went back to my base, the catholic church.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Top 100 Pastors by theviper1: 11:23pm On Oct 07, 2009
@bidemi, yes oooo grin. @chesca, maybe mohammed is in the top 600 pastors lipsrsealed. i wonder why he is posting here, cos if u say anything now,he will see it as an insult on his religion and will want to strap bombs on himself and come looking for us.
FashionRe: Nigerian Girls Are The Most Beautiful In Africa! by theviper1: 11:11pm On Oct 07, 2009
so what is this topic about, to show that nigerian women are the most beautiful in africa? like i have said several times and will add again that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. what looks beautiful to me may look ugly to u,bt truth be said,nigeria women are not even the most beautiful in west africa. don t forget that we have women who resembles the ethiopians and the somalians in west africa, which is the cape verdian women.so lets cut this crap and move on to something else. i think that some of us thinks that they can impress some NL ladies with all these gibberish. there is no corner of the earth where u cant find beautiul and ugly women. in south africa and guinea bissau,when u see women from behind,u just wanna rape them there and then,bt when most of them turn their faces towards u,u wanna run as hard as u can. that is beauty as well.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Top 100 Pastors by theviper1: 10:43pm On Oct 07, 2009
@imman Abuzola, honestly i really failed to see how ur quranic quotes have helped or contributed to this thread. now am begining to understand why many pple are naming u as one of NLs worst posters. takeam easy abeg.
SportsRe: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by theviper1: 9:58pm On Oct 07, 2009
@saworoide,when u said that siasia got the team wrong from inception,then what made  him to be the best coach still, ok! i got it,that is going by nigerians standard which is low at the best and a mediocre to say the least? look all of them got it wrong from day 1.i will suggest that siasia and haruna go and sow their seeds in their different churches cos we nigerians doesnt react to football like the colombians. what they did today was tantamount to calling for some fanatics to gun them down in broad day light.
SportsRe: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by theviper1: 9:28pm On Oct 07, 2009
its now obvious that our sia3 is a sham,a scam and a big fraud. that he has been operating under luck and assumptions. that he is clueless as what to do on any given day or situation. this is the biggest fuckoya of all time. siasia has exposed his incompetent underbelly. this is a first in world football (taking 6 mins to change an injured player). where was he,on crackland?, even the commentetors were taken aback when the replacement came in. good for us.we want to fly when we couldnt crawl. (this is indigenious coach 4 u.)
SportsRe: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by theviper1: 9:12pm On Oct 07, 2009
we always like building our castles and hopes on the atlantic ocean instead of solid rock. in the 1st place,we were not supposed to be promoted to this stage.nigeria would have been allowed to go home since and suck on our lemons. going down and a goal out of nothing against ten german boys is the best way to uplift ur footballing carrears. well done crawling eagles. eagles ni,mbekwuru ni.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Top 100 Pastors by theviper1: 10:13pm On Oct 06, 2009
Lest we forget, add JESUS OF OYINGBO and JESUS OF OGBUNIKE to the list.am trying hard to remember a lot of our "intergrity pastors and men of the robe"
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Top 100 Pastors by theviper1: 9:03pm On Oct 06, 2009
@mamdamL,sorry you forgot to add OLUMBA OLUMBA OBU and TB JOSHUA. grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Top 100 Pastors by theviper1: 5:14pm On Oct 06, 2009
@poster,why did u come up with this not-so-smart thread? now my opinion, we cant find up to 10 decent pastors in the whole nation. why? cos almost all of them have big skeletons in their money-making cupboards. and they have deviated and derailed from the words of God to the words of wealth,prosperity and money. so it is a very futile effort.

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