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CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Now Nafdac Ambassador by theviper1: 2:55pm On Oct 01, 2009
there is nothing wrong with smoking "weeds" as long as they come from delta or ondo and are not substandard or adultrated. NAFDAC is seriously against poor quality ones grin
as for having multiple children with countless women,no shaking,nothing dey happen. that wont stop him from doing the work. it will only shorten his performance time. maybe na 4 only night him go dey enter him baby factory now. me too i do dey follow 2face for the baby producing role. hes got like 10 from the same amount of women eh?, me i don get 3 from the same amount of women. 2face abeg wait 4 me to catch up naaaw. cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji On Oprah by theviper1: 2:10pm On Oct 01, 2009
@banon and @ vanni, i have told u pple that this is not about hating G,bt telling the truth about oprahs double standard. like i said before,i dont know the lady neither do i wish her ill. if anything,i should be happy for her cos am a nigerian and ezigbo nwa afo. so i want u folks to drop the bickering with @omar22. the dude has points. i care less though about genevieves personal life. it is her business the way she wants to live,afterall most celeb are very eccentric and no one is purely clean.when push comes to shove,there will always be something in the cupboard that will taint us. so lets focus on the insult that oprah heaped on us and how she will make amends rather that discuss Genevieve.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji On Oprah by theviper1: 1:59pm On Oct 01, 2009
@newintexas, am happy that u made me to understand that u live in canada. am homeless and in fact am a un citizen, bt if i have to take u on ur points,u are as flawed as can be and shows that u know very little about those nationals that u told me about. let me pick the holes in these countries. chinese, one of the worst and most dangerous organized crime syndicates in the world. notorious for trafficking pple in containers and wholesome acts of kidnapping and hostage taking. the Ukraines and other eastern europeans, carjacking,drug and arms running syndicates. ever heard of the russian mobs. they are not nigerians.  Indians, what can u tell me about indians? if u will truely tell me that indians are better behaved than nigerians,then i will give up. what are the indians not involved in? from racketeerings to all manners of shady deals.go to the uk and check well in ur native canada and lets see what u can come up with about the lebanese and indians. the thing is that nigerians for reasons that i do not know,have just picked a trail of bad name.we are not the worst behaved pple. i learnt that cia rates nigeria as the 3rd most fraudelent, it means that we are 2 numbers below the pple that does the real deal. when u talk about drug trafficking,we are no where near the lifters and the US knows that. WE are not listed as the most corrupt nation on earth (much as a lot of countries will wish that we are). lets not excuse anyone who takes our nation for granted. oprah will think twice b4 saying that the chinese or the indians are corrupt or are criminals cos she will be running the risk of being ruined. bt we nigerians wants to praise her for running our country down cos we believe that we have a bad govt. yes!, we do have a bad govt and a corrupt system,we have drug traffickers and scammers,bt we are not the worst on earth. we should have the decency to protect and uphold our intergrity. no place on earth is perfect.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League: Man United - Wolfsburg (2-1) On Wednesday 30th September 2009 by theviper1: 8:05pm On Sep 30, 2009
its been only wolfsburg asking all the questions.when will the scumies start playing. they cant afford to be humiliated at home. maybe another burnley, a dark horse.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League: Apoel FC Vs Chelsea ( 0-1) On Wednesday30th September 2009 by theviper1: 5:14pm On Sep 30, 2009
@bluediva, looks like u are appealing to Apoel fc to allow ur chelski to win. sorry oooo. well atleast u will be satisfied with a draw or we can fear the worst .good news though,chelskis have softened their voices from "walk in the park "to "i pray we win this". a lil humility setting in?
GO GUNNERS.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji On Oprah by theviper1: 5:00pm On Sep 30, 2009
@omar22, look even if u hammer on this issue from now till the kingdom come,pple who are twisted will still see it as hating Genevive. i have nothing against her.good for her that oprah mentioned her name. my big beef is this, the woman made a sweeping derogatory remarks against this country and instead of saying sorry,she picked a nigerians book and mentioned miss Nnajis name and expect us to snuggle up to her fat bossom. what it means in plain language (for those living far from reality) is that even our Genny and Apkan are corrupt criminals as well and pple are too blind to see that. i have nothing against the babe,never met her in person in my life and have no intention of hating her. afterall it was not her fault that she got mentioned. bt the truth is that u dont make amends this ways. oprah may be the biggest thing in the us,bt she is still a nigga. she considers us as evil and corrupt,then went ahead and built her school in south africa where all the kids were raped thereafter. it wasnt the bad nigerians who raped those kids.oprah was lucky that she wasnt around when the rape machines rolled into that school, her ass woulda be on fire at the end of the tearing. Ted Turner (CNN founder) once said that christianity is a religion of loosers.  he came under serious fire from xtians. he didn't go about picking xtians to put on Cnn,HELL NO!, he said AM SORRY and he is still saying that till date.why is oprah finding it difficult to accept that she made a mistake and say sorry to nigerians instead of these bullshits. she cant say things like that to the jewish community,or the indians or the chinese or the muslims. Any1 who wants can give his di, k or pus, y to be on oprahs show,i wont even give a stray dog
PoliticsRe: Efcc Arrests Arik Air’s Chief Pilot by theviper1: 4:00pm On Sep 30, 2009
the annoying part is that some pple who knows nxt to shit will come here and wants to lecture us on EFCC and economic crimes. its only a blind man who will not see that this has nothing to do with tax evasion and money-laundering bt plain witch-hunting for the air-lines protest over the bi-courtney deal. arik air was stepping on some1s gains and for that simple reason,they will pay and pay big time. dont be surprised when nxt u see EFCC directing traffic at ur local round -about or when they start doing the work of operation sweep or any operation that is on ground now. in other countries,there are agencies responsible for dealing with economic crimes and stuff,bt they dont meddle in the duties of FIRS. bt then this is 9ija where anything goes and anyone does everything and yet very poorly.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji On Oprah by theviper1: 11:42pm On Sep 29, 2009
@stillwater,quoting me and making some silly and off-colour statements will get u into loads of wahala with me. check urself b4 u wreak urself. what do u mean dont understand the topic, and what bloody topic was that? i take jehova beg u,talk the one wey u know cos i dont take hostages and i dont treat pple with diminished state of mind with glove hands.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji On Oprah by theviper1: 5:38pm On Sep 29, 2009
and i believe that 2morrow the makers of District9 will pick something out of nigeria and wants to compensate us by saying that it is one of the worlds best and we will come to NL and hail it and them as the best thing since abakiliki rice. pple just get real.Oprah is just trying to make-up for the rubbish she said about nigerians. Oprah can go do other things. MERDA.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League: Arsenal - Olympiakos, 2-0 OnTuesday September 29. 2009 by theviper1: 5:11pm On Sep 29, 2009
@onyeasi, its only pple who do not understand igbo language that will pay attention to you,cos ur name has said it all. onyeasi---the lier.
dont worry about bendtner,we have plenty fire power to send the greeks back home empty-handed. wonder why u chelskis no get shame.after being humbled by a team that we hammered by 4-0,u folks will still want to come here and post.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Paid Millions To Become Face Of Nokia Africa by theviper1: 5:00pm On Sep 29, 2009
me think that Rita is better off being the face of alcatel. cant believe that i bought my nokia n95 and n96 8 gigas just for that pancake-face to represent nokia. of all the fresh-
faced kids in that country,na only her dey go pick. yeye dey smell.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League: Apoel FC Vs Chelsea ( 0-1) On Wednesday30th September 2009 by theviper1: 12:33am On Sep 29, 2009
ALL chelski fans made us to believe that wigan was a walk in the park. am begining to hear that again. hpe u wont come bck to console urselves here that u will do better nxt time. if Ancelotti looses this one,his ass will be on romans firing pin for sure. chelski fans can take that to the bank.
GO GUNNERS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League: Arsenal - Olympiakos, 2-0 OnTuesday September 29. 2009 by theviper1: 12:26am On Sep 29, 2009
we will surely make it 5 out of 5 wins since we last lost to shitty. heres to my lads,go out there and make us proud.
GO GUNNERS!
FamilyRe: Spanking Can Lower You Child's Iq by theviper1: 10:41pm On Sep 28, 2009
abuse is different from correction.beating is abuse,bt spanking is correction. if as a dad or a mom u are a bully in ur house,chances are that the kids will be terrified of u. if u love ur kids,u will treat them with love and correct them with spanking so that they dont turn out to be societal menace in the future. am a father and i spank when there is need and i talk when there is need to talk to them. the mistake that some pple make is that they spank when talking or reasoning with the kid will suffice. i love my "marines" like theres no 2morrow,bt i take it to them when they get out of line and they know that papa loves them. i dont even wanna talk about this IQ and research stuff as my kids are highly intelligent for their ages. they can go research on other things and let this one drop.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wigan Athletic (3) V Chelsea (1) , On Saturday Sat, Septenber 26 2009 by theviper1: 1:10am On Sep 28, 2009
Torres is not in the kind of mood that the wigan players were on sat.after slotting 3 past their opponent this past weekend,he now got his sight set on reaching and possibly dismantling the blue bridge this weekend. i feel for chelski,cos heads will soon roll.


BIG UP THE GUNNERS.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wigan Athletic (3) V Chelsea (1) , On Saturday Sat, Septenber 26 2009 by theviper1: 1:05am On Sep 28, 2009
i knew that the sad end will be in sight pretty soon.their slim win over porto and at the carling cup game. chelski fans wrote everything against us when shitty won,lil did they know that they will learn a bitter lesson at wigan.only six matches and they thought that they already had the league won.we went the lenght of a whole season without dropping a game.to chelski fans,i say welcome to a planet called REALITY.hpe that the boss is not thinking of writing the italian coach a hefty goodbye cheque.
CelebritiesRe: Liz Benson's Wedding Photos by theviper1: 11:53pm On Sep 27, 2009
and that husband of hers must be very short considering that liz is not a giant.see where he dey reach liz. lipsrsealed huh
CelebritiesRe: Liz Benson's Wedding Photos by theviper1: 11:50pm On Sep 27, 2009
use to know Liz when she was living somewhere in surulere.she was looking good then eventhough she was past 40 .she has decided to remarry cos she took yaradulls advice and decided to rebrand herself.nothing wrong with that.some1 said that all marriages are not about having kids(cos i know that age wont permit her to have one even if she wants),bt about being baby nurse to ur stepchildren.good for them.cheers Liz.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Venezuela (0 - 1) - FIFA U-20 WC 2009 by theviper1: 10:17pm On Sep 25, 2009
spain 8 v 0 Tahiti. guess it may be up to 10 b4 the final pheeew. goal feast.i hpe the flying eagles scores double of what the spaniards scored against the hapless tahitians.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Venezuela (0 - 1) - FIFA U-20 WC 2009 by theviper1: 8:02pm On Sep 25, 2009
so engrossed with the game that i forgot where i kept my laptop.well the hodoo of south america continues.it was a woeful 1st half,bt a more purposeful second.nothing to be proud of.loosing to debutants venezuela isnt fun.bt atleast siasia will learn a thing or 2 here.never the result we anticipated.bt hey! sh, t happens.bt the the italian ref must have been pissed of with his wife before comin to the game and he thought that the nigerians were responsible for that.too many poor calls,bt thats the way of the game.lets see if we can go ahead and beat spain and tahiti,then lets see what the venezuelans came to the table with.bt its quite a big moral booster for them.
PoliticsRe: Soludo Finally Declares His Anambra Governorship Ambition by theviper1: 2:47pm On Sep 23, 2009
can some1 pls tell me what Soludo did with the banking sector that is causing so much bruhaha as am not conversant with his tenure at the apex bank. i can only comment when i have details of his time there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Carling Cup 3rd Round : Leeds United (0) Vs Liverpool (1) ,22nd September 2009 by theviper1: 5:18pm On Sep 22, 2009
what league are Leeds United playing in now, L10 or 12? huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Carling Cup 3rd Round: Arsenal (2) Vs West Brom, (0) 22nd September 2009 by theviper1: 5:12pm On Sep 22, 2009
am not expecting trouble on my young gunners from WBA tonite. the boys will be able to pick up an easy win here.
GO GUNNERS!
PoliticsRe: Doctor Jailed For Obasanjo Death by theviper1: 2:16pm On Sep 22, 2009
maybe our stella get one small boy wey de brusham and she wan look sexy for the dude.very unwise idea going for a tummy tuck at her age. she will come back the nxt day and dismantle a bowl of amala. what was the need?
PoliticsRe: Bayo Ohu, The Guardian's Reporter, Murdered by theviper1: 4:26pm On Sep 21, 2009
they lawmakers will rather slap the poor security operatives around than getting round their asses and do real work for nigeria and nigerians.useless pple. u cant imagine life as a fatherless person and ur mom being a house-wife. may the Lord be the strenght of those kids.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Man City: 4-3 (20 September, 2009) by theviper1: 3:47pm On Sep 20, 2009
there is no need crying. shitty played at the home of EPL owner called SIR ALEX FERGUSON. the refs either play by his books or they will be hung out to dry.well,that one don pass. looking forward to the chelski game.any predictions?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Man City: 4-3 (20 September, 2009) by theviper1: 3:32pm On Sep 20, 2009
told u that once there is no penalty,there must be extra 10-15 mins to make sure that  fergies army wins and the ref justifies his bribe. what a shame.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Man City: 4-3 (20 September, 2009) by theviper1: 2:29pm On Sep 20, 2009
@cristalz, my bad. that was a slip of the finger.make that SHAUN WRIGHT-PHILIPPS.(SRP)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Man City: 4-3 (20 September, 2009) by theviper1: 2:23pm On Sep 20, 2009
the reds have been saved by the whistle,albeit temporarily. the hammering will continue at the begining of the remaining half.good for the blues.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Man City: 4-3 (20 September, 2009) by theviper1: 2:20pm On Sep 20, 2009
SRV  and TEV are opening scums new orifices and Toure have joined in the raping and pillaging. na waooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Man City: 4-3 (20 September, 2009) by theviper1: 1:51pm On Sep 20, 2009
difficult to know whats being said to him from this distance. i guess that when tev scores (which will be soon),he will have to climb up that ramp and start slapping the scum fans.and talking about tev,isnt he great? shitty have gotten an equalizer.

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