alexialin:




I don't need that kind of guy
The sensation one feels with a strong masterful dickkk God forgive me , is completely different from using fingers .
One can't even compare sef!

Abeg one minute man stay your lane .

Your honesty is epic

I don't know if I can consult you on something.
I have this girl that sometimes when I'm eating her, she gets to a point where she just can't take it anymore and become very sensitive that she has to close her legs together and rest/enjoy the moment.
Please my question is this orgasm

ikp120:
So you also fake the whitish liquid that comes with orgasms? I just dey look you like "Have you really had serious orgasm before? Or you're always faking it?"

Teacher teach us your technique

A typical Nigerian lady will not comment that they like this.
They no wan hear say their husband na millionaire​ and no paint the town RED during their wedding.
For them mind, why must my own be different

Yes I have one like that in my office

sulips:
Though she was wrong but his decision was too harsh, if he really loved her the best was to correct her after the quarrel, or better still report her to someone she look up to for advice.

Do you really think that person can change.
If she had the ability to change, she would have been very apologetic after finishing the tin of milk rather than surgest her fiance to take the​ soft drink with his breakfast, that was very insensitive.
So even if the fiance over looks that action, what about when she has children? she can derive them of basic things with her self-centred ness

I support the breakup

I'm taking my money and putting it under my pillow from now. Rubbish

Kazrem:

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I was a NOUN student but finished last year. Now I want to do my MSc there.
I went to the study center and they told me I can't apply because I need to go to Abuja to collect my statement of result for the BSc I did.
Traveling there is not the problem but I can't now because of current workload in the office and since registration will soon close, What do you think are my options.

Please I need help

I was a NOUN student but finished last year. Now I want to do my MSc there.
I went to the study center and they told me I can't apply because I need to go to Abuja to collect my statement of result for the BSc I did.
Traveling there is not the problem but I can't now because of current workload in the office and since registration will soon close, What do you think are my options.

Please I need help

Kazrem:


It depends on you, your time and finances. If you think you can meet up, go ahead and get the form now. Exam is still more than a month ahead. If you think you cannot, still purchase the form, fill and get matric number but don't don't do registration and by next semester you begin with course registration.

I went to the study center and they told me I can't apply because I need to go to Abuja to collect my statement of result for the BSc I did.
What do you think are my options.

I'm sure you fell for it otherwise​ you wouldn't have come here to create a thread to tell the world

SyberKate:

Keep quiet
He should take responsibility for his actions

See this one , have you ever known Davido to be responsible

This b!tch is crazy

What ever happened to being miss independent
So because it's Davido we are talking about he must come and put you on a salary
If he was a good for nothing broke ass nigger I'm sure she would have been dying to cut all ties with him and move on with her life.

Why hate on an innocent child
All because it's Davido

Phiheywhy1:
pl oo, the site is not opening again oooo,it is writing Error 1008 . Your IP banned is anyone experiencing this too and is it general

No be Muslim ban again, now na IP ban.
I wish I could see the person who designed that site.
He deserves an award for con artist of the year.
So NOUN obviously asked for a web portal and he gave them sh!t, and they bought it.
*Thumbs up*

promisechild:
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I was a NOUN student but finished last year. Now I want to do my MSc there.
Please is it too late to register, since exams will soon start and I have not done any TMA even if I know very well how the system works.

Kazrem:
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I was a NOUN student but finished last year. Now I want to do my MSc there.
Please is it too late to register, since exams will soon start and I have not done any TMA even if I know very well how the system works.

I'm interested

YoungIncredible:
What cms is your website operating on?.

If WordPress or Joomla, you can register with vogue pay and install thier plugin

THanks alot

Hi all
please I want to setup an online payment gateway for my website and don't know the first thing to do for this or what is required.
Please who can help me with information.
I'm using Wordpress
Thanks.

I have only my statement of results my certificate is not yet ready can I apply for Express entry.

Also how much does one have to declare in the prove of funds, which is considered enough for immigration to Canada.

And how long can it appropriately take from when one submit the application of intention to receiving​ a letter of invitation to apply

Happy Easter Nairaland, I wish you all the best of celebrations

I'm currently not in the celebrating mood because I'm lost. Lost in the sense that I have one of two choices to make and I can't decide what to do.
I know Nairaland may not help much but I'm so lost, any suggestion right now is better than non.

Ok, down to it. Last year I started dating my current girlfriend with the intention of marring her, we stayed in the same state until I got a better job and had to move, now we are in a long distance relationship. But before I left her she requested I give her a promise ring or engagement ring, which I did because I was so sure I was going to marry her. She's not gone to college yet because of funds but is determined to go back to school. She would also make a great mother and wife.

Now in my new place of work I meet someone who is more educated than my fiancée and a better person to be with. We work together and enjoy each others company, she knows I have a girlfriend but she still gives me the F@ck me eyes. A part of me now feels bad I to have engaged my girlfriend, because I never thought I would find someone else who would want to be with me. Sure I'm a great guy and quite a catch since I now make 6 figures but I just never saw this coming.

Now I don't want to break anybody's heart but someone will definitely be because I only have room for one in my heart. The question is, who is it going to be.

In Nigeria we are our own problem.
There's no way going to University means you will be thought everything you need to know about the course you are studying, be it an IT course or others.
University is meant open your mind, and expose you to the problem, it is left for you to go out and explore more, do independent research. But we don't... At least most of us don't.
In Nigerian Universities, students will be given term paper and will "COPY".
Give them project and they will "COPY"
We go for exams, and still want to "COPY"
So most graduates in Nigeria come out half baked out of their own making "NOT THE SCHOOL"
The school is there to open a door, you have to pass through the door into a new world and figure things out for yourself

Please what type of certification will be given after the training?

It is good to own a good car that can keep one safe in the event of an accident

BeeBeeOoh:
I agree with him. If you see how our people overseas talk about Nigeria you will be marvelled, most of them don't think about coming back anymore. That's how one of my auntie that visited from US 3years ago came with old-mama clothes so that kidnappers will overlook her, but when we cruised around town for sometime she began regretting coming back with those kind of clothes. She never knew Nigeria wasn't what people over there see it as, yes, there are insecurities but, if you see how people hype it as if you just land in Nigeria you will be kidnapped immediately. Thank God her fears was cleared.

Leave that thing, his body guards are not those useless Nigerian police that will want to follow you bumper to bumper, or want to do unnecessary eye service buy carrying handbag. His bodyguards are in the background, hidden out of sight.

You will only know what they can do when you try something funny.
So Nigeria is not that safe, you just have to watch your back and not show yourself too much.

Leave that thing, his body guards are not those useless Nigerian police that will want to follow you bumper to bumper, or want to do unnecessary eye service buy carrying handbag. His bodyguards are in the background, hidden out of sight.

You will only know what they can do when you try something funny.
So Nigeria is not that safe, you just have to watch your back and not show yourself too much.

Yesterday was;
Boyfriend Is Finding Out Details About Me From An Unknown Source. Help!!!
Today na;
Boyfriend Thinks About You All The Time, Is It Love?
Tomorrow will be;
I want to sh!t; should I sit down or stand up, HELP!!!

Norman4real:
if I may ask, does Elephone company have service centres in Nigeria, or are it's spare parts readily available in case of damage? I just need to know.

I seriously doubt it.

Godswillnwaoma:
Before you start bashing me, I.m not a paid tecno agent oooooooooooo.
I think tecno camon c9 is really good enough to satisfy all my needs in a smartphone at that price which I know Samsung galaxy s7 which is extremely more expensive can also do with slightly better.
Please I.m not in any way comparing the two phones I.m only considering the huge price difference between them which I think buying s7 is just a waste of money when I can easily get camon c9 at 49,900 and keep 187,100k change.
It's hard time we start buying wisely because the economy is bad. Don't tell me I can't afford to buy s7 because you are not in my pocket and also I.m not discouraging anyone against buying s7.


Spend wisely and invest well.

Or you could buy Elephone M2
It's got the folloing;
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Unlocked Android 5.1 IPS FHD 1920*1080 Pixels Multitouch Capacitive Screen 13M (B camera) & 5M (F camera)

Dual SIM Hotspot WIFI BT4.0 GPS

Since you like to save money

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In the hand, it feels somewhat like Apple’s iPhone 5.

And, surprisingly for its price, its specifications are quite impressive:

camera on both front and back
4in (10.2cm) wide
1GB Ram
8GB internal storage, expandable to 32GB
quad-core processor providing more processing power when necessary but making less use of its battery at other times
There are two models, one black, one white.

As I handle the handset, it seems to work like a basic smartphone.

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Why QueenTechy
Very creative And if you believe that
You'll believe anything

Na only you waka come
See very dry protest