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Laveda:
Sister... Its the work of the lord ...

Not as much as mine

Happy to all sensible people on Nairaland.... As for the senseless ones I hope and pray you have sense this new year... Have a fab year ahead guys

ClassCaptain:
Brethren let's pray in one accord for our brother ..

Every spirit of Woman Wrapping we cast and bind ijn

Amen oooo.... A haha... But Aunty laveda.. That breast badt gaan ooo

I have always been a guest since 2013.. Would read and laugh my heart out till one post that somebody said should come to the world has a bathroom slippers... Haba that bros bad ooo

softappless:
singing in westlife voice, theyrynsolar ure an uptown girl, uve been living in an uptown world, i bet u never had a badstreet guyz, i know ur mama never told u why, but softapples love uptown ladies.

Smiles...

softappless:
hehehehe its you my dear theyrynsolar

Yayyyyyy.. Am dancing in Swahili

softappless:
interesting, singing in usher's voice: u remind of a girl.

Isi mee

I dey come... Make I read the post first

mind44thegoat:
how are you? have i insulted you before? if yes, forgive me.

Nope.... It's OK.. Happy new year in advance

goonsmi:
I board this bus from Sango and I told the conductor that I am going to Pleasure ( pleasure bus stop is after Oke-Odo market at Ile-Epo) . we agreed on the cost and I entered the bus with the hope that he will take me to pleasure bus stop.


Trouble started when we reached Abule Egba and instead of him to go straight toward Iyana -Ipaja he turned toward Agege and I called his attention to the fact that my destination is along the express way and not that route but he said I shouldn't entertain any fear. I lost my cool after we passed Oko-Oba and I tried to remind him again that he is very far away from my route only for the driver to accuse me of disturbing his peace. After much efforts from the other passengers he packed and said I should find my way from Agege to pleasure and I asked him to reimburse me of my tfare from that place to pleasure and both of them refused.

the Driver sped off but I was able to get hold of the conductor and this caused the passersby to try to mediate only for the conductor to try to use the opportunity to escape, I gave him a chase and when he feared I am about to get hold of him again he turned around to to pushed me on the motion and I lost my balance and both the driver and the conductor sped off even despite attempt by the other passengers to make them stop.


I stood up to gave them a chase again and later took a bike to get them and I was able to get them very close to Iyana-Ipaja. All my attempt to get them arrested were unfortunately frustrated by the two police Officer who I seek their assistance and they let them go scotfree. I lost one of my phones in the process.


Any grammatical blunders should be overlooked abeg.

Bros sorry of.. Buh you get mind sha... Dey drag with Lagos conductor and the driver... Hahaha.. That's so not a gentleman of you.. You should have let them go. It is well with you
And you made the biggest mistake by soughting the assistance of a police officer... Umba that was a wrong move. Don't do that again in 2016 ...

Wait ooo.. No be geevee you put for hand so... Omo abule proper

mind44thegoat:
i'm seeing that name for the first time.

LOL....

softappless:
thanks dear, wishing you the best amongs the best things in life in 2016, may ur bank account never go below a million naira in 2016, it will continue to rise upwards "awww so we both are january born day children, inbetween invitation happily accepted.

Amen dear.... Yea January born rocks

Decker:
I will take 2, simply because she has a slim, trimmed body and she also seems to have a nice waist line, and given her physique, such waist line would likely accentuate the shape of her hips, which although isn't all that visible from the dress, I can tell it's broad & curvy, even though the ass isn't that big.

But to be honest, I am not all that fascinated by women with big asses. It's just too much unnecessary fat in my opinion.

Bros you be thief oooo... So you mean you Don use eyes Bleep the girl finish well na you sabi

femi4:
Emi ni Eeran abi?

Ma fi egba si idi e

Pankeree abi koboko

20bc:
[color=teal] You too, b!tch [/color]

Radarada

Catalyst4real:
Lend me yours

For where... E go size that your cupcake head

femi4:
ISLAM-A-BAD

I no blame you... Mourinho Dan take your Brian along when they sack am... Eeran

jonaifame22:
*faints*

Why you dey faint again

Happy new year ElDeeVee, BUSHHUNTER, tosyne2much, softappless, Trapnews... You guys rock you've all made Nairaland worthwhile.. I pray the Good Lord of the most high throne grant you all your heart desires. We shall AL sing a new song in 2016. Love you all... I between you are all invited to my birthday Jan 9

jonaifame22:
Happy new year to my friends
Sinaj- my crush.
Yourmain- my crush.
Quiinnbee-pls show ur face!
Mhizkel-my new crush.
Butchcassidy, my nigga.
Estherfarbian-my new faceless friend.
Theyrynsolar-my new friend wth fine smile and white teeth.
Op happy now ........

Happy new year to you too Jonaifame22.. God bless you real good..

Catalyst4real:
There is no technique involved oga, Book Haram are Muslims

Abegi.... Go borrow brain

giftadene:
lol... you want see am?

Yes now... Please e dey important

20bc:
[color=teal] Yes.....





Your own [/color]

Bleep you bro

JudgementHammer:
U sha wan make I see u. Ok o I don see u. U can now keep quiet.

Mtcheww.. What are you feeling like

[quote author=20bc post=41493934][color=teal]This is serious, maybe her qussy smells like rotten sardine that why he is running...... [/color][/quote

You don smell rotten pussy before

giftadene:
Onyi AKA Alhaji [Right] and his friend [left] saw the other side of the youths in Illah community, Delta state, after they stole chairs and couch from a well known business man in Umuogbu Village in Illah . see the stolen items behind them in the Photo............
The duo were stripped naked and forced to leave their p*nis dangling for kids to see, as they were instructed not to cover their blokos with their hands....

Though they were not beaten by the mob, they were later released and instructed to appologise to the owner....

Choi see that one with Rosary for him neck self!......

But is it right to strip full grown men Naked in front of kids? female kids at that?.... that is why rapists and paedophiles are on the increase in Nigeria...... Cases like this should be refered to correctional facilities,.... lol... do we have any in Nigeria?


http://www.adenegift.com/2015/12/photo-two-teens-stripped-naked-in-illah.html

Why you cover their kokoro now

Trapnews:
Still waiting for your acknowledgement

Oiit

jauntty:
Ahhhh.... I need the Non-virgin version of you

Abegi wait make I use turning stick tear the rubber comot

JudgementHammer:
Explain how sir.

Dp I look like your lecturer... Oga Park well

jonaifame22:
God bless you too! But ur smile though,how abt if I talk to my friend who's the manager for close-up toothpaste,maybe he'll give u a contract and the next year's close-up will carry a picture of ur white teeth and beautiful smile?

LOL... Would take that as a compliment thanks

Lexxyfund:
let him suck breast ... it will affect his brainy

U no well I swear