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JudgementHammer:
I'm not dating.

I'm nt single.

I just use one orobo girl gum body.

E foolish sir...

jonaifame22:
Merry christmas to u all and I wish u a successful 2016 in advance.
I know dat lots of guys will come for me after reading this, buh the wise ones will adhere and seek for a way to better their condition!
Jobless guys please and please and please steer clear of love and romance in 2016, my reasons are as follows.

Money brings out the man in you.
U'll quite agree wth me that when you go to buy food at a canteen for example and u have ur money wth u,the way u'll speak will carry confidence but on the other hand when you ain't gat money and u wanna buy credit u'll go there buh not as a king but as a beggar sorry to say.
What am I trying to say is dat money brings out the confidence in you as a man,quote me anywhere and a lot of u will quite agree wth me except for those who have grown thick skin in poverty hence resistn money however it comes both big or small.

Love is free buh not cheap.
Hommies pls try and get something doing,yes u are a graduate buh since there's no job,why not learn a skill, so u'll be able to take care of urself and that gal u admire when u finally get her, or do u wanna be the kind of guy that ur gal loves out of pity? Pls do not let ur certificate be a source of frustration to u learn a skill while u wait to land that big job u dream of and studied hard for.

Lack of money breeds jealousy.
Hommies there ain't nothing good in being broke, my gf lost her curve 6 in a wedding and she wasn't happy, I tried calln her for that night and I cldn't get to her, when she came to meet me at my work place, she told me of what happened,I felt bad, buh she always found a way of callin me through her mom's fone,
2 days later a friend passed by wth a BB Q10 for a little above 10k and it was in good condition not that I had too mch but cos I had something at all,i was able to buy her the fone even though it's used, now we're able to communicate any time we want.
She hardly ever remembers she lost her curve 6, assuming I was jobless and broke and another nigger bought her the fone I'd be jealous and insecure , buh it didn't go that way,the little change I had took care of the whole situation.

Ur gal will be proud of u
Hommies when u gat some dough even if it ain't much and it's something enough to make magic happen on special days like Xmas,valentine etc ur gf'll be proud of u and won't wanna lose u, cos u're valuable and she'll feel proud when she's in the midst of her friends and u're around!
Thank you very mch for reading dis!

God bless you for this

[quote author=Trapnews post=41493704]Hmmmm.... Derinsola my crush [/

Do I know you sir

jauntty:
[size=16pt] Hmmmmmmmm.. Good for him.

I honestly don't think I want to marry a Virgin except if she is a fast learner. [/size]

Am a Virgin and am expert in all sex styles.... I love cowgirl the most

Trapnews:
Choi! are those air-bags?

Pervert

bronzegoddess:
Why now?!!!! Never seen such before. now its gonna end up in someone's pot.


Is that what oyinbo people call coyote?

No Sweetheart.. But .. Have ate the liver before.. Yummy

kingthreat:
ISIS, boko Haram, fulani herdsmen, Ritualistic alfas, Al-Qaeda, Al-Shabab all have one thing in common. That you know

They all hide under the umbrella of Islam, fine we all no that... Buh trust me they are not Muslim... We are not terrorist.. Allahu Alam (Allah knows)

[quote author=Orikinla post=41482693][size=18pt]All the Alfas in Nigeria are ritual cultists.
The police should arrest every one of them and their interrogations will reveal their atrocities[/size][/quote

Am so sorry for your destiny sir.... The fact that one stupid son of shaytan committed a crime doesn't make all clerics a criminal.... Am so happy and proud to be a Muslim... My Islam my pride

IbnIslam:
u know notin about Islam. Pastors do worse but dat doesn't mean Christianity ask them to do so.

Jazakumllahu khairan for that comment... Some people are just born daft

kingthreat:
Many of its adherents love blood . #fact

No sweet... We don't.. Actually we preach peace and practice it too.. Whosoever you see that sheds blood and calls his or herself a Muslim is not but the descendant of shaytan

EroticAngelina:
not surprised it is Islam after all.

Shut up dearie... You know Nothing about Islam

pasqal09:
The dick wey plenty for mortuary. No be man wey still get am?

Dead man you mean

Freiden:
The jury has reached its verdict, his D¡©k should be cut off......I rise

Verdict incomplete.... The dick should be fry and the jury should send someone to Ijebu for good garrison grinder with both and let him dine for the new year useless goat

pasqal09:
Easier said than done.

Bros leave that thing... If no be for pikin sake... Dick plenty for mortuary ooo...

nmreports:
Ah... You really took me serious.
I was sarcastic in that comment.
What kinda girls allows his bfs friend to do that.
That's why I said sarcastically that she was probably sleeping and didn't know when the pen entered the socket.

Issoorai

pasqal09:
Ofcourse u can't survive without men

Says who.... Mtcheww.. Na to put them house as monumental piece... Radarada

younghartz:
Lol
Esp when she thinks she's ontop a horse

U well so

Adaure4ever:
Ladies and Gentlemen, come in, let us discuss.
I was watching a tele relationship show and one of the participants in the show said that the reason why the rate of unmarried ladies is growing is that the "HUSBAND MATERIAL" young men are Scarce.
Just drop your opinions, do you agree to that?

They aren't scarce darling, they are just broke.. Blame it on GEJ

Warrissisdiss..... ElDeeVee see your twin brother

nmreports:
Fmartin sorry about this.
I am certain your girlfriend was asleep when your friends/ gf had consensual sex.

On the contrary, I think you think too highly of most girls.
P,ease don't.

Move on.

Think too highly of most girls.... Are you kidding me See its only a foolish girl in this Era would do such Consensual or not... Trust me 92 percent of grown up girls this days are really looking forward to marriage

braine:
Report the dude to the bride to be before sleeping with her and ruin their marriage plans. It pays for every one.

You are a devil in disguise... Olodo

Jesus.... This is too much... May Almighty God heal you

Eeewwwwooooo, warrissisdiss If this one catch babe ehn... Na die

400billionman:
Your Curriculum Vitae..

No wahala....

MrLexander:
send me ur mail

What should be the content of the mail sir

Shoprite ikeja is closed

softappless:
OP u fall my hand, i was nt expecting this 4rm u

You just dey disappear dey appear anyhow... Kontinu

Biim:
Madam go and work on your spare tires, there are many people with wide hip and a slim and straight/curved waist, your folds are too much joor.

My standing position caused it... On a normal day it won't show while standing straight. Thanks

30secs:
Derin! Derin! I still know say na you e go be

Who is dis

danbrowndmf:
are you the one wearing that black trouser? Is that yansh for only you or your holding it for someone?.

LOL.. It's for me and my ancestors

Abbycite:
U actually call dis a big ukwu......sorry u are just not qualified

Wait till you see my full back

Akkord4gov:
Like the way u are advertising yourself,nairaland guys go soon reach u

Bros I no dey advertise ooo. Just don't like how some girls hype their fake butt