TrapLORD:


You don't even know howta go about things like these.. You gotta make it sound believable by getting info about me first. Or don't tell me you see through binary codes and data subs? No wonder you haven't been able to pass JAMB till now

Laveda:
Muslims? I don't think I can...

jonaifame22:
I don't jus know the presence of konji is strong on me this night, and the bikes have stopped moving I would have gone to a brothel, and I'm havin an earth shattering _erection rai now, pls I need advice, should i jus masturbate, or bore a hole in my mattress and apply vaseline and do the needful I don't jus know rai now, the _erection doesn't seem to go down, pls help me ur advice is strongly needed

vault:



actually am a good person..... can hardly do things I say,, its all just to make sh!t interesting

vault:
just visit her house and give her pretty doggy some "alomo bitters soaked with gombe skunk"



it will automatically become her "ex" too....

alfredo1:
I was shocked to my bones this afternoon when my ex shared a pix of her dog with a caption " Hi people! meet my dog GODDY" on Facebook. my name is Godwin but most people call me Goddy.
what I don't know here is, was she trying to insult me or otherwise? your opinions pls.

surbrown:
WAs still thinking, should I accept him I dey fear oo

seaga:


Memories right?

sameer1212:
Oh You are so beautiful my dear. May all your heart desires comes true(Amen). HBD dear and due have fun. Cheers!!!

thecityoflagos:
So I got drunk on Friday night. I didn’t plan to, but then, do we ever plan to?

I’d just gotten in from work and my cousin was all over my areola about going out with some work buddies. I hadn’t had fun in forever so I thought, what the hell?


So I got all fleeked out and we drove to the guys’ zone.

Turns out these guys wanted to have a ‘private’ house party. LOL. I’m just sitting there, signalling to my cousin like I didn’t get all fleeked out for nothing, are we hitting the clubs and lounges or nah?

We eventually left the weirdoes and went to a club around Ikeja, no, not Rumors, it’s some really chilled club.

It appeared to be TOO chilled, and by chilled I mean scanty, so we left and went to some other club where I met this lovely 42 year old gentleman who could dance his socks off.

We hung out at that club with the lovely gentleman till about 5am. Needless to say, I don’t know how I got home, all I know is that I woke up at exactly 11:30 am with a piercing headache.

So yeah, I got drunk on Friday night. Will I do it again?

Hell yeah!

Episode 2

http://thecityoflagos.com/gentleman-because-im-high/

nunogomez:
Why do people close their eyes when they kiss?

Who invented this custom? When you don’t keep your eyes closed you’re violating a sacred principle. It’s like eating cereal with your hands when nobody’s around. Nobody sees you, but you still feel weird and like you’re violating the natural order.

If you need a reason to keep your eyes closed while kissing, here are seven top reasons, according to a poll.

Reasons why people kiss with their eyes closed:

1. You wouldn’t want to see what you look like while kissing, so neither would your partner;

2. Your brain can’t make your tongue swirl around if your eyes are moving at the same time. It’s the same principle as trying to pat your head while using your other hand to go in circles over your belly;

3. It’s weird enough to kiss with your eyes open, but even weirder to make moaning sounds;

4. It’s bad for your eyeballs to look that close at anything;

5. For females, it ruins everything if you’re fantasizing about Brad Pitt when you’re
actually staring at something closer to Lalasticlal.a;

6. For males, if you’re kissing in the middle of intercourse, with your eyes closed it’s easier to imagine Soccer;

7. With your eyes open, your lover’s nose looks bigger than Aso Rock.


Add yours please


Written by Nunogomez

oponifa28:
am new here....idris by name aka haloxima

Whizzcute:
LoL , i know many guys are guilty of this.

sameer1212:
Lol.. Hey,can I see you your pic?

*na joke I dey joke o. No come break bottle for my head*

kirchofff:
Nigerian Parents will put "BEWARE OF DOGS!" sign on their house gates when their daughters are in the adolescent stage and looking cute.

Once they're 30 and not finding anyone to marry, they change the sign to "ICE BLOCK SOLD HERE"

God is watching you oo

tosyne2much:
OP has started the aluta, I dey come .....

adenine02:


there are more than 40million yoruba in this country
and gave only 4 examples and use it to genralize d whole race
common
have scence na
the examples u give only show that yorubas are not bigots like your race
am Yoruba
am Muslim
and i love my Christian family and neighbors
thats who we r
shalom

TonySpike:

Where did you get your silly statistics of 70% from? Can you tell us why you feel Christianity is diminishing among Yorubas when facts on ground show otherwise? This story is about a British Nigeria who was radicalised right there in the UK. How does this correlate to what is happening in Yorubaland? You Easterners are just hilarious!

dearsly:
Fornicating wit house help

YorubaWoman:
Customer: Elo lo ja

Sex worker: Egbeerun mejo ni

Customer: Se ko gba egbeerun meerin ni

Sex worker: Rara kogba o.

Customer: E bami wo se ki e gba egbeerun meerin lowo mi

Sex worker: A ni ko gba. E lo wo ibo mii

Customer: O da, kosi laburu. Je ka wole lora oja.

Oja ni...gba, emi o gba ni. Adehun si ti wa. O to be ki won na won

Gbogbo nkan si ti won lasiko yi.
Won a kuku para, le tiro, monju, atike, se irun loso, sara loge ati tun engini se

biz2get:
so whats your point

How does it affect you if a woman decides to assist her man, if he cant

its monday get a job or watch tv

HRich:
I don't know that one oO.

MrLankeeee:
But is sex not a sin?