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Goalnaldo:
spill it out pretty

I just did

Because we are always more committed to a relationship...we love with our heart.
Unlike guys that love with their head

They gathered to convict her because she gathered friends to celebrate a party
Confused country

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blowjohn:
Why didn't u alert the authorities or even NCDC?
U see now??

Who is the authority?

I saw him parading the other day

NaijaRoyalty:
Government of looters

Thieves

APC will never rule this country again.

During the era of PDP .....how was the hospital.....
Or did they remove all the facilities they installed when they were evacuating the Aso rock?
Bunch of hypocrites

I tut everybody is at home

It's just too unfortunate.....Italy has lost more than 25 doctors....you can imagine Such an irreplaceable lost
I sincerely feel for doctors
And unfortunately ours are underpaid

MetaPhysical:


Ibo has two world bank directors, our son is a Chief Judge of ICC, many elected officials around the world, including US, UK, Canada.The only African ethnic group that can be found anywhere in the world. Our sons are Lieutenants and Colonels in US Army. We created a special reconnaisance group called M-Branch, thr only African indigeneous security intelligence gathering force. Our M-Branch collaborate with CIA and Mossad.

Yoruba cannot stand us. They are jealous.

And where has it land you?

mrphysics:
I went through this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/5774444/fact-check-coronavirus-caused-5g-technology by aminulive and while I appreciate what he has done, I think enough needs to be done to drive that point clearer to the Nigerian audience. However, my fear is that when scientist and health practitioners say something, most people, especially Nigerians will accept the ones coming from religious leaders.

I will try my best to explain in details what you should know about radiations.

Classifications of Radiations
They are two basic classification of radiations, they include:
1 Particle radiation: This contains charged and neutral particles
2. Electromagnetic radiation: (Photon flow. 5G belongs to this group.)

We can classify radiations according to their biological effects on matter, here, we have two types of radiations: Ionizing and non ionizing radiations.

You must have heard these two in recent times, so what is ionizing and non ionizing radiations?
a. Ionizing radiations: This means radiation have enough energy to eject one electron from the atom of the crossed material.
b. Non ionizing radiation: Particle energy is not enough to eject one electron from the atom, therefore it is said to have lower ionizing potential.

Great, let's advance further. The next question is, at what energy is a particle considered as ionizing? I won't waste much time here, so let's concentrate on 5G and their corresponding energy.

I am a graduate student of Nuclear Engineering. And in one of our course called Interaction of Radiation with Matter, we discussed everything about ionizing and non ionizing radiation.
Therefore, for tissues/matter consisting of Hydrogen, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen (Which the human body fall under), radiations are considered as ionizing radiation if their energy is greater >> 12.4 eV (electron volt). The wavelength of such photon is 0.1um (micro meter). .

Using the relationship between energy and frequency, E = hf, I made a quick calculation and realized that the wavelength of such radiation must be 100nm (0.1um) and the frequency (Hz) is to the order of 3 x 10^15 hertz. We do know that the frequency of a 5G network (5 Giga hertz - 95 Giga hertz) and discovered that it's frequency is of the order of 10^9 hertz. which is million times lower than what is considered as ionizing. It therefore means that photons from a 5G network can never ionize the human body.

We know all these because to excite the electron from the ground state of a hydrogen atom to the first excitation state, you must have an energy of 13.6 eV. If you check the energy of a 5G wave, you will see it is approximately 0.00002 eV which is a million times lower than the fundamental energy of ionizing radiation.

Some persons have also linked it to cause cancer and the rest, this is not true. Of course there are two effects of radiations which is stochastic and deterministic effect. Deterministic effect occurs instantly and severity increases with radiation dose where as stochastic effect does not occur instantly but will take time to manifest.

Let me point out that, those who survived the Hiroshima and Nagazaki bomb blast and were followed in a study called Cohort Study, out of over 100k followed person, only about 2% died of cancer related cases which manifested about 50 years after the incident. Remember these people took many grays of highly ionizing radiations.

Whenever you take flight from a particular place to another, you have absorbed more ionizing radiations that someone living 20km from a nuclear power plant. When you take 1-9 cigarettes a day, you take same risk as someone who took a dose of 3.4Sv from a bomb blast.

To end it, 5G network is not an ionizing radiation, and poses no harm to the body, well not anyone that has been experience now. It will take many years for one to experience any such effect (Which to me is not possible). Some of us have done X-rays, if only you knew you stood against an ionizing radiation, and yet still healthy, you won't be talking about 5G network.

The words of MrPhysics

Wait o...
Is 5G our pressing needs now ?
We're supposed to be glamoring for rehabilitation of our health amidst the pandemic.....my people perishes for lack of vision and mission....we lack scale of preference in this our country.....other countries are looking for every means to get rid of the pandemic ravaging their country....my country is debating on 5G network ....where as even the 1G has not even circulated Nationwide

EmmBim:
brainless pig ,she had the party in her house yesterday,make your research,Lagos do not need that kind of gathering for now,you are one of the educated illiterate.

Brainful wailer...... educated literate....

What's your proof? Or Did you attend the party yesterday? When you're been forcefully locked home.....I no why you're angry...you were surprised how they were able to converged.... whereby you ain't even allowed to the next street. My dear its called "classsss"

EmmBim:
NCDC ambassador,Dettol ambassador,did two video campaigning of social distancing,people don't do what they preach,held a party with more than 40 people including Eniola Badmus and Naira Marley that just came back from UK.Stupidity .

Madam wailer
Have you confirmed if it's a recent video...
The propagandist in this country are more than half of the population oooo....and you also know no that most propagandist are learned....and you also know more than half the population of the country are illiterate
Now use ur head .....

Politics irritates me....
So for their mind now .....they care .......
Medicine after death......
Bunch of hypocrites.......

Wantedmiller:
You get mind say you don't need to move forward!
hmmmm

Odikwa egwu

The ones we have already what positive development have we achieved from them....
Till now Nigerians can't still be boastful of standard :health Care, telecommunication service, good road network, agriculture, electricity, ......
BTW .....do you Know some part of your zoo country don't have even 1G network?
If they are showing concern let them circulate at least 1G network Nationwide first
Bunch of hypocrites......
If you know the plans Chinese gat for the black man you will kill them before snake ......their racist display should even send some message to you self but unfortunately you are beclouded ,because you're a total, committed depended consumer

NaijaOlosho:
More

Is it edible?
Why summoning lala?
Does he crave for snakes or worships them
Am confuse

FocusedDiva:
Hope all the 64 babies were killed and burnt.
Viper is a very venomous snake o.

Is it edible......
This one every is summoning lala
Does he eat snakes.....or he worships them
I am confuse

WILLuKPquiet:
I used to think Snakes lay eggs and not give birth.

Somebody tell me something.

Am freaky surprise

SenorFax:
Thanks for this, so when next I see snake, I will look at its belly to know if it is venomous or not before I kill it

Once again, thanks for the love

I love this your reply
You will tell the snake...."hey please wait! Let me check you belly linings ,
snake: ok sir .....you can come and check.....

Wantedmiller:
This is the only reason why we are still in the same place.......


Nawa ooo

who did this to us?

Governor Fredrick Lugard
And bu ha ri :

CanadaOrBust:
Guy has a big problem! Keeps writing same crap everywhere.
Glorifying what he doesn’t know. Comparing secretive totalitarianism where citizens are under tight control and everything they do monitored to an open democratic society. Plus the Chinese as a people are very racist towards black people and also very sneaky and dishonest.

China will secretly lend an African country money they know fully well they can’t pay back. But they won’t actually give them any money instead they will build infrastructure at exorbitant price and interest - because it is really just a way to sell Chinese goods and labor. Then when they inevitable default, China owns the country! It is called predatory lending. Other countries find it hard to determine what amount to lend African countries because it is very hard to find out how much they already owe China!

Please help me put that clown Tru..... That is if he is not a Chinese man using that avatar

ivolt:
Most Nigerians are incapable of making sound decisions.
That is why Buhari, FFK and Dino Melaye ends up on top.

French doctors suggested they test untested vaccines in Africa.
Even Congo has accepted to be the Guinea pig.
No one raised an eyebrow because the master race(i.e the white did it).

The conspiracy pastors don't care either.

We know the colonizers and we know the slave traders.

Since the scale over your eyes has fallen.

Have you destroyed all the Chinese made goods in your house yet?

You're still roaming around the bush
Stop digressing...read my mention well....and requote me again......
It seems you're a slow learner ......
You're sounding sentimental and sympathetic.....
Wake up

Dalby:
Pastor Chris should be too educated for this...comments like:
*When l did my research l found out that...Does God no longer talk to you?
*They are pulling down all the information on the net that was direct and re-editing them...Why did they put the information there in the first place, if they did not want you to see it
*They want to introduce 5G, military grade internet...meaning the military is already using it. How do you conderm something you haven't used
*It is not like 1G, 2G, 3G, 4G, 5G is 10 times faster....So

Funny enough all their healing schools are not mentioning CORONA positive turn negetive All of them are now civil, devoting more attention on internet solutions to tithe and offering and visual conferencing and meetings...

Is your 4G slow......tell me any technology or equipment currently in Nigeria that 4G can't absorb ?
Nigerians currently does not have any device that 5G will be required
Be guided

MERCHANDISER:
Western media has made everything non_western evil. We
need to sit down and look at it logically.
Nigeria has been struggling to fight BH for decade, US has
never shown any genuine support, infact, at a time they're
were technically supporting BH by blocking every
opportunity
to access weapons. Whereas, the same US has been
building sophisticated millitary bases all over Africa with
several billions of dollars even all over islands in Africa. In
a
continent struggling to provide as basic thing as clean
water,
road, edu, etc. In term of infrastructural development, US
hasnt built anything tangible anywhere in Africa despite her
big economy and influence.
On the other hand, China is building projects across Africa
from electricity to train to Airport, roads, scholarships to
Africans, etc even with their own money. Let's say we can't
pay and they take over them, who would still be using
those
infrastructure, Chinese? At least they brought them here, so
if we can't pay back and they take over them these things
would still be in use by Africans and improve quality of life,
just like every private business.
US/Trump that everyone is supporting call Africans all kinds
to unprintable names, visa ban, reporting weak sides of
African nations and continuously ridiculing everything we
do.
The list is long. China hasnt done any of these yet, western
media still find their ways into the hearts of Africans to
hate
Chinese. Sadly, enough some fake pastors joined this
brainwashed citizens.
Look at China, how many times have they tumbled African
govt? How many nations have China invaded in Africa?
How
many times has Chinese embassy criticize our local affairs?
Etc
New York started have underground train in 1809, that's
200yrs, they never extended such to Africa. China started
booming just 20yrs ago and they've extended everything
technology they have to us, that have improved our lives;
From phones, train, Good Airport, Naval ship, Telecom,
Roads, scholarships, etc
Africans must sitdown and think. China is not your enemy

Are you Chinese ambassador or their advocate?
I pray the scale in your eyes should be cleared ASAP....... All I can see in these your post is trying to force Nigerians to be empathetic with your sympathy for them..... it's just as if you are telling a guy to marry a Lady, just cos the lady has been there for him all thru...... undermining other critical issues their union will result....
Be proactive please
You're just busy flooding every thread with this your sympathetic write up ..... I am pretty sure that a Chinese man composed this write up for u

mickeymimi:
dino melaye release new song on coronavirus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IET3YCFsOs8

Him na axe man..... Wow he made me remember so many things now......
I love that

Sharap

APCNig:
If you had a relatives who was a banker but lost his/her job due to Sanusi illegality, you would understand. Imagine a husband and wife who were working in Oceanic and Bank PHB respectively and they both lost their jobs due to Sanusi criminality. Just imagine it.

However, several of the bankers then have readjusted and moved on with their lives, but you know what? Sanusi Lamido will never ever know peace from him to his generations yet unborn.

I understand dear.... But it's not enough to unleash such to an elderly man.... remember how peter chopped of the ear of...... But Jesus Christ quickly scolded him and quickly gum it back.....
My dear vengeance is of thy Lord .....and also remember KARMA is a Beach
The current situations going on now to our politicians will still make you believe that KARMA is Truly a beach

MusaChukwudi:
Ode. Flat head.

Still better than a bath.....
Don't even know where to place you imagine
MUSAchukwudi....
Are you sure you truly know your origin?
Miscreant

MusaChukwudi:
Hmmm idiat...

Are you guys related.....
Because you also Lok underfed
I advise you check your genotype status...I pray it shouldn't be what am thinking
The Good Lord is your strength

APCNig:
Sanusi will soon be deported from Nigeria. A useless glorified Almajari who illegally forcefully took over VERY HEALTHY SOUTHERN BANKS and rendered several Southerners jobless will never have peace. We will soon banish him from Nigeria. It won't be the first time in the history of Nigeria.

LMAO
You just broke a record in the association of Nigerians wailers ........
You will preside in our next meeting.....I will personally confer you the position of the chairman in the association
LMAO

Nice one....

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

I dey suspect you and the OP......you sure say no be business una con do