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Tculest:
. U are right, and Pmb coducted Ekiti election. Stealing is nw curruption my frnd

lack of education is suppose to be corruption too. You don't even know how to spell conducted and corruption correctly

Pieromania:
Justice Mary Odili has done more harm to the judicial system than gud.
I see a new judiciary under pa Bubu

can you compare Justice Abang to Mary odilli?

Next time you don't have any reasonable to type, just do away with your phone

phemmyutd:
Because PDP loose?
pls tell us how the election was rigged

Tell us how the election wasn't rigged?

bcashy:
Says who? ;DD sit down there dey run ur mouth!

no nid to stress myself to ansa ur type

We are now seeing the difference between Buhari and GEJ. The worst elections so far is Edo and Ondo

NgeneUkwenu:
Wait there! We are coming for you!

see how low your reasoning is. Congratulations you are the daftest Internet user of the year

amaechi1:
A display of stupidity is not a show statesmanship.

Buhari is more stupid for neglecting the road, cuz it's a pdp state

Thank God for his life

Dream on sir

This election no be small tin oo

nellyelitz:
So these things annoys you

yes

The last thing any Nigerian who travels abroad wants to do is look or be different. Nigerians generally put in the effort to blend in or endear themselves to the locals in whatever location they find themselves , however, it is amazing to know that despite their intention, certain actions still mark them out, not necessarily in a negative way, but certainly in a unique form.

Traveling out of Nigeria to a foreign location? Before you jump on that plane to head anywhere outside of the country take a look at Jumia Travel’s list of 5 annoying things Nigerian’s do abroad. It should serve as a starter to keep you from threading the same path.

Only eating the food they know

You would think that a visitor to a new location would explore its parameters, savoring its gastronomies…that is not the usual case with tourist Nigerians. Several African and Nigerian restaurants are booming in foreign countries not necessarily because of the number of the people in diaspora who patronize but for a large number of tourists who visit for local meals. Nigerian prefer to stick to their own food, and in situations where there are no local restaurants or foods around, they usually stick to staples like bread or rice.

Use Naija slangs

Nigerians are very proud of their local language and even more of the colloquial language prevalent in the nation. Most Nigerians abroad adopt these slangs in their normal English and use them while referring to all kinds of people, even those who have no clue of what it could mean. Do not be surprised to find a Nigerian in Beijing using such slangs as “Abeg”, “Shebi”, “Pele”etc. while communicating to a Local in the city.

Butcher the foreign accent

Nigerians tend to believe that they can pull off any accent or speak any language if they tried. They are usually empaths when it comes to speaking. In most cases, they mimic the accent of whoever they talk to. A reoccurring instance is a Nigerian faking an American accent on the first trip to the US. The thing, however, is that while they struggle to adopt the new accent, they ruin it and end up not communicating properly to the local, or sometimes even irritating whoever they are talking to.

Shop for Africa

It is no secret. Nigerians are the one with the heaviest carry-ons and the largest number of shopping bags. While some might not be shopaholics and rarely shop while in Nigeria, it is a different story when they travel, they shop till they drop as they most times mentally convert the cost of the purchase and keep buying because they feel it is much cheaper.

A group, the Alliance for Democracy Renewal Group (ADRG) has threatened havoc on the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, its Commissioners for North West and South West, Amina Zakari and Prince Adedeji Soyebi as well as its other officers if they try to rig the elections in the state.

In a statement signed by the group’s National Coordinator, Tunde Aderemi, it called on the Ondo state people to protect their votes even if it entailed shedding the blood of the INEC officers, a call it said is an act of “patriotism.”

“In view of the outright manipulation of the will of the people as expressed through their votes under the tenure of the Professor Yakubu Mahmud as Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) and the consistent manipulation of the electoral process across the country by Hajia Amina Zakari, INEC Commissioner for North West, and Prince Adedeji Soyebi, INEC Commssioner for the South West, we are hereby constrained to making this tough call on the people of Ondo State.”

“We are aware of the nefarious plans of certain staff of INEC to blatantly manipulate and subvert the Ondo State gubernatorial electoral process in favour of the candidate of the All Progressives’ Congress (APC) – Chief Rotimi Akeredolu (SAN).”

“This plan also includes the mobilizing Hajia Zakari and Prince Soyebi to subvert the electoral process by giving cash inducements to INEC staff assigned to the elections as well as the falsification of results sheets, the distribution of fake result sheets, cancellation of elections in areas that are deemed unfavourable to the APC candidate and so on.”

“In view of all of the above, and with the noble intention to preserve the will of the Ondo State people, we declare that it is an act of patriotism to spill the blood of Hajia Amina Zakari found anywhere trying to rig the election within Ondo State for the duration of the gubernatorial elections and collation of results.”

“It is also permissible and noble to spill the blood of Prince Adedeji Soyebi and/or ANY other official or staff of INEC that is found to be subverting the will of the people by rigging the election. This includes all members of the Nigerian Police or any security agency drafted in to maintain the peace and order in the State during the elections but who violates his constitutional duty by collecting money from desperate politicians to subvert the will of the Ondo people.”

“The people of Ondo State must be allowed to their constitutional right to freely elect their governor for the next 4 years. If we have to be violent to protect and promote that right, then we will be violent in our actions and conduct.”

“A word is enough for the wise.”

madridguy:
Why is PDP like this?

how is PDP?

ddippset:
sorry sir, you missed FP by the whisker. try harder next time.

funny you!

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Nice one by governor Ambode

A Kenyan man has become the internet darling after his wife narrated the kinky ordeal- that, not only does her man eat groceries, he eats underwear too- especially panties.

The man, a stag who was not identified by name has developed a sinister liking for her underwear and has destroyed all her lingerie.

These days, she says that she doesn't wear any especially whenever she is anticipating an encounter with him.

"I can’t take this anymore so I must speak out. My boyfriend is too aggressive with my underwear, he has used all his teeth to tear all my panties and bra in the name of romantic sex,” the aggrieved woman wrote.

Normally, he undressed the woman by eating her panties. He chews through the cotton underwear with the voracity of Miraa user.

The woman was shocked the more because the man had grown accustomed to whining and moaning loudly whenever he's chewing underwear.

“I am really getting scared and uncomfortable, I have tried to call him to order but he says that is his nature to chew something hard during sex and my panties and bra turns him on. I stopped wearing panties and bra when I know it’s time to make love,I just wear my night gown, but do you all know that this guy chewed both the night gown. Please any advise for me?"

The woman is worried that her man will now chew her up in the dark of the night.

OK make him pray make recession do go

They can kill the body with words, but they can't kill the spirit

Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki has said that he will not tag Nigeria a corrupt country because he prefers to market it.

Saraki, in an interview with the BBC Hausa service, though admitted that there were cases of corruption in the country, but said he would not label Nigeria as such.

Saraki said: “My take is that I must market my country, so I am not going to be able to label the country as such,” he said.

“Yes, there are issues that we must address, but I am not going to dwell so much on that because I need to market my country so that I can get private sector in flow.

“I must create an enabling environment that will encourage growth, because without that, it will be difficult for us to be able to see the kind of growth that we are talking about. Government alone cannot do it.”

On whether he had witnessed cases of corruption in the country, the Senate President said: “Of course there are, that is why we have oversight functions. Like many other countries, we have those kinds of challenges, but we have moved a long way‎.”

Saraki, who is facing charges of false declaration of assets at the Code of Conduct Tribunal (CCT), also said he acquired 95 percent of his wealth before he became a public servant.

nice one by the Senate

hayPizzle:
24. There’s a lizard known as “Jesus Christ Lizard” due to its ability to run on water

seriously

Na wash be this one

He is been sent to help rig the election

Wait soon you would soon know the difference

Always talking nonsense

Always talking nonsense. Them do am?

Always talking nonsense

At the end we are still one. Nice one by them

Nice one

Somethings will never change about Nigeria