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BoboFashion:
Asin eh!

BoboFashion Bros their matter make guys just tire for love matter... Na d ones wey u no send dey carry body fine u, d one wey u like na, she dey do shakara like Shakira

So we all know Nigerian women are beautiful no doubt and, you can't help but love them for their true ingenuity and charm.
But there is a lapse somewhere...
You see a girl you likelike, both of you feel these butterflies rising inside, the light is greenest, you guys exchange numbers, call often, text all the time, and in some cases you even hang out.

Then it gets to that point where you wanna ask her out and SPLASH...
She turns you down simply because she's trying to make you work or simply trying to friend zone you.

The worse part is that you're developing deep honest feelings already, then she says
TUNDE I HAVE A BOYFRIEND I'M SORRY BUT I LOVE U.


You love me but you can't date me?
Now that's convenient.

Well as a smart guy that you are, you let it go only for this evil girl to come running around you again wanting the attention you gave in the past.

They start professing undying love for you with all the I MISS YOU trash.

By the time they come to their senses, the guy has totally killed the feelings he once had for her.


Guys wanna fall in love but these girls make it so complicated... Especially Nigerian women.


We no dey F1 race, I no fit dey chase you abeg

So we all know Nigerian women are beautiful no doubt and, you can't help but love them for their true ingenuity and charm.
But there is a lapse somewhere...
You see a girl you likelike, both of you feel these beautiful butterflies rising inside, the light is greenest, you guys exchange numbers, call often, text all the time, in some cases you even hang out.

Then it gets to that point where you wanna ask her out and SPLASHSPLASH...
She turns you down simply because she's trying to make you work or simply trying to friend zone you.

The worse part is you've started developing deep honest feelings for her, then she says
TENDER I HAVE A BOYFRIEND I'M SORRY BUT I LOVE U.


You love me but you can't date me?
Now that's convenient.

Well as a smart guy that you are, you let it go only for this evil girls to come running around you again wanting the attention you gave in the past.

They start professing undying love for you with all the I MISS YOU trash.

By the time they come to their senses, the guy has totally killed the feelings he once had for her.


Guys wanna fall in love but these girls make it so complicated... Especially Nigerian women.


We no dey F1 race, I no fit dey chase you abeg

My guy this your topic na English abi na pidgin? e get as e be o

They just keep stealing our common patrimony like it ain't shiiiii.... Nigeria needs to stiffen her corruption laws- anyone found wanting be put to death... Sudden death death I mean.

We love president Buhari

You don't advertise flash sales and disappointed the market. I met with a lot of marketers, none of them got the promo phones as it read OUT OF STOCK barely one second past 12...
Who is deceiving who na?
Abeg e

adewumiopeyemi:
jumia is not a scam.. do u think is easy for a company to run a promo.. we Nigeria realy like free things.. so u dont want the company to make there profit.. .. u may be companing buh some people are realy happy about the promo.... because many people realy benifit on the promo..... Jumia online retail i love....

Oga jumia agent, I'm not a detractor neither am I here to seek unnecessary attention.
Now I challenge you to produce just one individual that truly bought these promo phones from their so called FLASH SALES.
IF you wanna do your PR work my guy, do it witty and succinctly, not coming here with balderdash with unfounded claims

So my country is this wealthy while her countrymen and women wallow in want?

See as them dey call d money like say na change wey dem Tay send small pikin take go buy bread.

Ah!
NoNo!
These people are wicked.

God abeg put me for power.
The penalty for corruption in my term would be amputation... U go chose which one u want- short sleeve or him brother, long sleeve

dollyjuke:
Night plan@25naira,just text Night to 131
Usuable from 12 at night to 4am..Enjoy

Bros u get lenses abeg u gats dey wear am often Bros.

WARNING ⚠
Don't take any comment you find offensive seriously, we're all here to have fun, unless otherwise stated

ever811:
its like that..look at ower telecommunication charges,its higher than any other country in the world..

NCC abi wetin be their name wake up oooo

ever811:
lol

Bros no be lie o, I'm looking for d nearest incinerator to dump this frigging sim

ever811:
its like that..look at ower telecommunication charges,its higher than any other country in the world..

Mtn recently charged me 300 I. E 100 air recharge plus 200 naira bonus and gave me less than 5 mins.

Wetin I dey talk see,
E no even reach.

ever811:
so its now u realize that all companies with duping intent only succeed in Nigeria where we don't have authorities to protect us from such?

It's like the so called authorities leave these Rogue companies untamed and unchecked to do their illicit bidding to the detriment of honest business men and women.

Ah jumia, una fooorkup big time.

So they told us they're having a promo for phones where phones would be sold at really good prices,
It's funny cause it starts at 12 and I was on my computer with the fastest connection in Africa and less than 1 min to 12 I noticed it dissappeared.

You claim a link to buy your cheap phones open at 12, I had to contact my guys some overseas to stay alert and order.

Now tell me which network connection is faster than European connection.

My guys over there said at exactly 12pm when the portal was ALLEGEDLY open, it read OUT OF STOCK.

SERIOUSLY JUMIA,
WHO IS FOOLING WHO?

A lot of young vibrant Nigerians seek ways to make legit cash and this is a spite on the faces of hard working entrepreneurs like myself who would rather work with our hands than sit in front of a screen to dupe innocent people of their monies.

I have never scammed anyone for a dime so I won't be scared to speak the truth when it suffices.


JUMIA you guys just lost my trust and of course my patronage and the respect of my friends abroad I told about you guys,
how can they trust us if we can't be true to ourselves?

I'M SO PISSED,
THE NIGERIAN AUTHORITY CONTROLLING PROMOTIONS LIKE THIS NEEDS TO LOOK INTO THIS.

WHO ELSE WAITED FOR FAKE JUMIA FLASH SALES AND GOT DISAPPOINTED?

Na toast una just con dey toast here... Nawa o

Ishilove
Lalasticlala

IF I remember correctly one of the rules of this forum is DON'T PASTE WRONG AND MISLEADING INFORMATION ℹ....

THIS DUDE SHOULD BE BANNED

theEYe21:
And you are proud to post this about yourself?

One furukpe kneega spotted... Mind just dey judge u

Fastest way to kill career wey never even start na im u dey do so.
DOA

So I get like one hour free lunch break and I log into Facebook and WHAM

I see guys showing how gullible and desperate they are by stalking girls on FACEBOOK.

They keep stalking till she finally answers his prayer, by accepting his friend request, you see them acting like it's a lottery won.



Others wholeheartedly and cheerfully thank the ladies and promise to be faithful in this new found FRIENDSHIP... FRIENDSHIP Ooo no be RELATIONSHIP.


Please tell that brother on your list that is in the habit of posting vote of thanks on ladies' wall that he's not gonna get some by this outward show of shame.
The real guys wey dey MANAGE these so called babes don't even comment on their pictures, maybe one LIKE once in a year if she's lucky is what she gets from him.


IF I be babe and u post THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING MY FRIEND REQUEST MY LOVELY ANGLE (Some can't even spell ANGEL),

IF I be babe and u try this kind rubbish for my wall,
I'll be more elusive and no even think am, u no fit ever see my bra let alone my *coughs *

Personally my two words for guys who indulge in this tomfoolery is

I call them

FURUKPE KNEEGAS.

What's yours?

Thanks to everyone who bore Their minds on this rather sensitive issue.
I appreciate all the comments and contributions guys and ladies.

Una two mush

So I dumped my glo line due to their lackadaisical browsing speed and started using my mtn line (an act I regret till date).
At first they did good with browsing and download speed, then out of the Blues they started mesmerizing themselves no be me, u go dey download u go siddan dey wait like person wey dey cook beans with stove.

So yesterday I sent my little sister to go get me mtn card make I subscribe, no be hin I buy card finish I con hear say glo Don increase their 1k data to 2gig.

Well what to do... As a very sharp dude I tell my sister
Oya go return this mtn card one time because even if I sub mtn na the same slow so connection anyway with glo.

Although e Don Tay wey I browse with glo, so my question be say PEOPLE WEY DEY USE GLO ABEG THEIR NETWORK DON GOOD?

EVEN IF HE SLOW BUT MAKE DEM DEY TRY PASS MTN CAUSE MTN SPEED BE LIKE RAT WEY CHOP OTAPIAPIA CON DEY STROLL MUE MUE DEY FIN MERICINE

An unexpected error has occurred... Wetin dey happen nairaland...

This happens on a daily like say na normal thing, I don't know if this is a bug on your site but u guys really gotta put this in check.

You wanna make an important comment so timely and na that time I go dey see that error message...

Posting a new topic nko? Na same ish.

Please whoever is in charge of the tech do something about this rather obnoxious anomaly that is fast turning into a quotidian response

CindyeMerAld:
e sweet pass porridge yam

Better pikin... 4 origin for u

STFUareyouG0d:
Sweeter than cUm

Bros na u talk so o

feldido:
OP, you need a vibrating Slap I swear

Na people like u dey download download download porn sotey site go tell am say
HABA U DON DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING U STILL DEY PRESS NEXT, U NEED TO SEE A SHRINK

That feeling you get when you finally let it out... Ummmm so refreshing.

Everyone does it jor so forget fine boy fine girl.

Happy Sunday pals

Lol trust a naija babe at your own peril.
IF there's one thing I've learnt, it is,
NEVER EVER EVER EVERRRRRR TRUST YOUR NAIJA BABE,

I raised this question once and some guys were rushing to defend their other boyfriends babe.

Not their babe cause you're not the only one.

Finding a faithful Nigerian girlfriend is like finding a needle in a haystack

You message someone on social media and they read it and don't reply.... ✉
OR
Y

I thought I'd see the nairaland trolls name IRUNOBO RAT there, I be Wan start med

Sugarhugs:
Try Etisalat they might be fast in your area,

I'm sure they might