₦airaland Forum

Abso1uteZero:
must You Lick Ynansh? IF YOU NO LICK YNANSH YOU GO DIE?

Hahaha hahaha u just made my morning sir... Abeg tell am.
We gats create a ministry called ALAN
(Assss Lickers Association of Nigeria)

And make Blayde their national chairman but I bet you, this dude any getting any in spite of his naivety

blayde:
U dey mind dem?

Them no get money yet dem no respect theirself dey their lane. Truth is every relationship demands some level of financial commitment. Only irresponsible guys will shy away from dis truth.


But most often Naija babes too no wan hear ooo

My guy it's called a relationship, what's wrong if she buys you a Ferrari for birthday too? Na only u Sabi buy market ni?

Ginaz:
Post like this gets me angry , so you spend on a girl so what? Naija men needs to stop this very foolish thinking. Their logic is if they spend on you even if it's not up to a bottle of Fanta they own you.

They complain that you need to be self reliant, when you do and become a linda ikeji they complain.

They say you should not ask for money, and when you do that, "haa, somebody must be giving you money, you are cheating on me"




Men folks are more confused than women, please for all the ladies don't rely on a man, make your own damn money and watch them beg to date you.

What nonsense!

U sound pained young woman no be me cause the one wey dey your body O... I'm only speaking my opinion and I seriously don't get why u sound so upset

Naija girls need to be self reliant, most of them have the thinking that you're responsible for their upkeep and welfare simply because you guys are dating and trust me my guy, you ain't the only one dating that girl you so much adore.

If married women can cheat on their spouses, na that single Bae no go lick stew outside?

I met a guy recently who helped train a girl through tertiary institution and got served when she graduated.

She dumped his sorry assssssssssss.

I saw the guy no be say dem say.

The simple moral here is don't spend on a chic thinking she's gonna be yours at the end of the day cause my guy, you've got something else coming.

Just pray for a good woman and build a life today, there's nothing out in these street homey.

Most of you criticizing her na una Babes and sisters bleach pass... Shut up

Nice move

hysteriabox:
Guy... It's a scam. I got d text last week. I subscribed only to get nothing. I called CC tire.

Wells d one I do is the one for 50 naira
.. Mtn una doh o

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I like the competition guys

Hahaha I knew it was a matter of time before they come for him, he's gonna get it really hard, I doubt he'll get out of this. Sometimes it's best to keep your cool rather than rant about nothing and get disgraced.... My kid brother uses his meme as wallpaper... WE WON'T TAKE IT

johnstar:
ur mate dey buy cars for gals, u dey here dey sell phones


Gv ur babe d phone

Shey I be olidara?

johnstar:
I urgently need it for a cheaper price less dan 30k must be working perfectly or swap with infinix hot 2

Cal me if u got 1 for sale 08063356384

Ibadan or osun state,ife

Your mate dey dash babe 100k u dey fine cheap phone to buy.. U need a doctor?

Fairgodwin:
I am interested please. 08024131367, WhatsApp please

Not too expensive Bros... Send me your email I'll reply you everything you need to know

benueguy:
location and price

Not too expensive Bros... Send me your email I'll reply you everything you need to know

Iamdipson:
how much?

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Kposkila:
Am interested

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Who's interested In INFINIX HOT NOTE I got it around March and I feel it's time to move on and explore other brands, I have conquered Tecno, Samsung, ITel amongst other cool brands.
I want to explore other brands like I aptly mentioned so I'll be selling my INFINIX HOT NOTE X551, good working Condition with carton and receipt of payment intact... Contact me if interested I'll reply you.

At least today I ain't bashing Nigerian girls, time for business Jor.
Thanks

Not doing again ooo

Who's interested In INFINIX HOT NOTE I got it around March and I feel it's time to move on and explore other brands, I have conquered Tecno, Samsung, ITel amongst other cool brands.
I want to explore other brands like I aptly mentioned so I'll be selling my INFINIX HOT NOTE X551, good working Condition with carton and receipt of payment intact... Contact me if interested I'll reply you.

At least today I ain't bashing Nigerian girls, time for business Jor.
Thanks

It has stopped hanging just closes some applications especially instagram sometimes

selfmadeOLX:
Sell it to me..!
Quote Me if you are ready

I'm ready... How do I contact u... What's your email address?

Nigerian men marrying non Nigerian women... Na so e suppose be... Everything get y... Naija girls noooooo

Olamide take note... Heyyyyyyy baddoo

rawpadgin:
Tell him

OK bro

So you see a girl you like genuinely, you show her, do everything to let her know you ain't here for games, she gives you the perfect green light, then next thing is she starts Fronting (forming) and you begin to ask yourself if truly she likes u at all.
You do everything in and out of the book to make her realize you serious and she still declines.

You pick up courage and move on.
Fast forward one month or 2 weeks later she calls you trying to see how you are doing... Babe I'm still handsome and perfect Jor. You tell her you wanna be just friends now and she turns adversary. U make him fall, leave him stranded, then u come back to him.
Who else has experienced this?

Ebuka my guy take heart
Naija Babes, una need deliverance

Love Machine:
Your friend will break down if you tell him.Most girls ain't loyal.

Yea he is in the habit of breaking down after every breakup but I feel the onus is on me to save him from this girl.

So my guy has been dating this girl a while now and yes he does everything to make her comfortable. He isn't all that rich already, he is a contract staff with one of the telecommunications company.
Somehow I have tried to tell him to cut cost because he does everything for her. .. I mean everything.

Recently I was privvy to some information and yes I found out that she's seeing someone else.

Now I'm not sure if I should let the cat out of the bag. Inasmuch as i hate to be the bearer of bad news, I also don't want my guy to keep getting played.

He'd rather spend the cheddar on her than even buy a piece of cloth for his aging money.
I ain't saying that to sound dramatic or appeal to your conscience, I only do so to tell you how deep that Bae has got my ni**a.

Please guys, do you think I should show my guy this evidence I have collected and save his soul from complete annihilation cause he's so into her, he fit even fight you and tell her if u try spoil their relationship, na so the Marra be

Rockyrascal:
I think d past administration should be blamed for this.

U no get work o

SpeedyConnect:
k

You no sell data today?

So after service I saw this girl I used to know way back. She was the creme of the crop when you wanna talk about BAE as in FINE BABE SEXY TOH BAD.

Back then guys would naturally turn on each other raising blows just to get close to her.
And you guessed right... She Kan formmmmmmmm...

If u see her she gocarry face for hand, throwaway face like say u no reach.

BABE fine so tey Okada man dey jam children way dey hawk pure water for street.


I'm not exaggerating oO, she was PERFECT.


NO BE HIN I SEE BABE LAST WEEK AFTER ABOUT 3 YEARS, OH BOY THIS BABE IGBU DIEEEEEEEEEE...

SHE CON BE LIKE PERSON WEY DEM SWEAR For... Babe no fine again... Children dey see am dey she'd tears, no shape, no color, fat full ground remain...

I was forced to ask BABE WETIN happen before I realized I'd asked.

So I asked my guy WEY DEy with me say GUY U NO SEE MIKEL WIFE? SEE AS SHE STILL SLIM AND SEXY EVEN AFTER DROPPING TWO.
(Mind you a lot of 9ja Babes still dey beef MIKEL for not coming to chose a wife at home, but anyhow Sha that one na topic for another day, I happy put as e carry white babe)


So like I was saying MIKEL wife (YES WIFE) still fine after dropping two so y can't our Naija women emulate such.

If u see some Naija Babes Belle, he be like drum wey rain beat con full dey throwaway.

Naija Babes change O or else... Or else

Kalani:
This mimzy just sha dey scatter my dada......

Too bad, i'm an ineligible voter

Lol she dey scatter your Dada... LOL oya barb abolo na

jonaifame22:
You are the one prolonging th matter jus take her to an eatery and buy her pepper soup an drink of her choice then lead her to ur house after wards like a lamb being led to the slaughter that's wat we call havn fun, buh naija boiz like to chewing gum a gal wth relationship so that they can be havn free fvck every time and they won't have to spend money mtccccchhhhheeeeeewwwwwww,
NEXT!!!!

My guy no be every body be like u... Some people want something real, not just for the pleasure, but for the great feeling that comes with been in love