₦airaland Forum

djgrafiti:
Trust me it helps

Women like real guys like this OG here

Tallesty1:
Bro Tosyn2much......... I hear say to approach woman dey hard you like buhari so pick one and I will woo her for you FoC.

Now that's a real brother that has the interest of his bro at heart

djgrafiti:
first of all i don't woo a gal,cos i no be wolf.I only attract her as for the call...well 2 missed calls if she doesn't call back,I go format my fone.

LOL I should try this formatting skill sometime.

Mrbigman2:
Call twice, incase she's not near her phone, I can call like after an our in case she dnt ve airtime for a call back

LOL... Mr. Sensitive I hail o.
But I'll be real with you bruv.
A girl that's genuinely interested in you will call you for 10 minutes if she sees your missed call.

E be like say u no no say guys dey send babes credit scatter.
Don't be a victim

Mrbigman2:
2 at a time.

LOL Bros which one be 2 at a time

Babzilla:
Correct man
Me too na 1.
2 to give U benefit of doubt then deleting things

I think we should create a special section on here on nairaland for real homies like these.
U guys 3 much

Babzilla:
Correct man
Me too na 1.
2 to give U benefit of doubt then deleting things

I think we should create a special section on here on nairaland for real homies like these.
U guys 3 much

Flexherbal:
Just 2 missed calls ok.
When she sees them, she should call back.

Real OG I too believe you jor

Babzilla:
Correct man
Me too na 1.
2 to give U benefit of doubt then deleting things

Another O. G spotted.
(Original guy)

mrbash6113:
15 is ok

Lover boy I see you

vizkiz:
00.5 missed call. I no get time to dey call woman.

I love you, man.
#NoHomo

I'll go straight to the point, I can only give her 1 missed call.
If it exceeds one, the maximum I can do is 2 and if she don't call back, forget it deleting things on point.

Guys oya make una talk una own including those wey Sabi weak babes battery.

How many missed calls can you give a lady that are wooing /toasting?

400billionman:
Too much forming no good.

Una don agree to marry, una don date, una don Bleep.

Babe still dey form like say dem just meet today.

E no good. Even Nigerian constitution forbid am.

Lol

ivyT:
Tatafo

THISYOURTATAFO NO GO PAY YOU OOOOO

ivyT:
Next!

Sorry and you are?

NAIJA GIRLS: I BIND YOU.

So that cute good commitment-relationship kinda guy has been on your case for ages.
He toast you
Toast you
Toast you
So teyyyyy he is now used to your bondage phrase
"I'll think about it."

He has done virtually everything possible to make you his because he has good intentions but, you on the other hand keep playing too hard to get and deep down you like him and you seldom make this known
This green light has keep the innocent guy on his toes, hoping one day you'll say YES!

But NO! You are Hellbent on making his beautiful life a dark twisted fantasy.

Four years down the line,
You're still fronting on the dude while you throw yourself at guys with lower IQ than yours.

Well, I've got one piece of advice for you sister,
Lose him and let him go.

Wetin sef?
Na award ?
U just dey do like say him be fish and you be water and he need you to survive.
Abeg if you no wan gree for the guy man abeg let him know and let him go or else...











I will come and bind that evil spirit in you.
#noughsaid

Ginaz:
The guy I friend zoned ended up friend zoning me. Now he doesn't have my time again and doesn't call. I called yesterday to say hi and he ended the call. It hurts cos he has been such a good friend for the past 4 years now. can't we still be friends without have any romantic feelings?

That guy try o,
Living in the passage of a face me I face you condo and not been able to enter any of the numerous rooms for 4 concrete years.
Abeg I hail the guy courage.

Haba sister,
LOSE HIM AND LET HIM GO

Listen up guys,
I know you have that gorgeous smile that can turn the waters on and that face that can make cupid fall but listen,
Women want who they want.
If you are interested in her and you KNOW withing your deepest of heart that she's not so into you,
I've got one piece of advice for you

















TAKE A WALK.


TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA,
DON'T DIE TRYING TO CATCH ONE.
THE OCEAN IS WAYYYYYYY TOO BIG TO DROWN OVER ONE GIRL,
I HAVE SAID MY PIECE.

callmemuzby:
OP, i looks as if you re jus insulting them, but i have close friends(girls) who tell me they only collect money from their boyfriends and they regularly request money from guys they wish to send away from their lives and that unfortunately these guys keep sending them money automatically turning themselves into maga... What do u expect the girls to do(say no to free money? Laye!!!)...though as funny as it is i hate to see my fellow guys treated like this..........but, As for me all the girls av dated only want two things from me loyalty and sex. Theyve never asked for cash. Do ur research well

Comprehensive reading which is achieved basically through thorough perusal should have made u realise that the aforementioned points had in them everything you just said.
Really what is the essense of excessively asking for money from guys if not as a reflex for "Get-away-i-don't-need-you''.

Think next time before you type bro.

seunny4lif:

Even when I dey naija I dey Bleep dem anyhow
Na both of us dey use our strength now and na met dey work pass self
Why will I give recharge, pay for your hair and buy fine for you when I neva do am for my own mother

Real dude spotted

seunny4lif:

Imagine one fool Nigerian girl here asking to take her shopping
I cursed her well
I dey go out with my female freinds and I neva for one day pay for them
One was angry with me for trying to pay for her need in the club
I beg taya dat day
Most times, they pay for all our drinks in the club l
I only respect naija babe, who get standard

Hahahaha real guy...



This is what most gullible Nigerians fail to realise- most naija women are users and if u no wise up,
Dem go finish the small change WEY dey your pocket before moving on to another maga

seunny4lif:
Everything you said is right
They are jobless bunch of people
Only few are hard working
Dats why I like German girls
They don't fucking need your money but just love them
German girls buy everything dem need by themselves

Bros u are a real guy I salute you.


No mind that woman wrapper who posted above , make he dey there make them babes dey use hin head play ludo...he never see anything.
He think say na by to dey form I'm a woman wrapper online na hin go make babes send am..

Bros I greet u

firstking01:
You Lack Simple UnderStanding.

BROS NO BE FIGHT, I'M ONLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FACT,
IF REALLY U ARE A GUY AND U MADE SUCH A CONDESCENDING STATEMENT,
BROTHER AGAIN I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.

"WOMAN-WRAPPEEING'' ON SOCIAL MEDIA WON'T GET YOU SOME...CERTAINLY NOT ON HERE.

firstking01:
And who told you em girls ain't aware this??...

IF TRULY U ARE A GUY, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU ALREADY

Disneylady:
You guess! Good, coz am mostly active in the politics section

OK na,
U go see post read tire.
Lemme do that

400billionman:
My guy, i be dey reason say i wan marry one babe like that so i begin spend unto say nah wife, make she never see reason to complain. Viz : phone, hair, data subscription, transport to school ati oririshi. Within 2 months 40k gone, nah hin babe come up with accomodation and school fees demand amounting to N200k, i now asked, is it wise to spend such when i have never met any family member ?

Nah there gobe start o.

I just shut in production like oil facility bombed by niger delta militants.

Nigerian ladies are really GREEDY..

Bros I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR RATHER SORDID ordeal IN THE HANDS OF THESE HUNGRY GIRLS.

THE CODE IS SIMPLE,
BABE WEY DEY FORM SHARP GOES THROUGH THE EXIT DOOR,
NO BE NOW GUY MAN DEY JONZ.

IF SHE CALL LATER SAY
"Baby why don't you call me again na?''

Just play wande coal for her and sing along in this line
"... But meanwhile ASHIMAPEYIN GOTI COIN''

(I no sabi speak youruba jor)

Na[color=#000099][/color] IRUNOOBOO remain to enrol for SCHOOL OF COMMON SENSE AND MANNERISM

Janzguy?

Na!
More like JonzGuy

400billionman:
Wicked guy.

You went personal towards the end of your list.

Lol RICH MAN,
WETIN I DO NA BROS ?

Mologi:
Asiri tu....



Mo n wa iyawo ooo

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