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Hmmm...this life!

Ranchodas chanchad ...3 idiots

icebebe: Jus checked urs,u look edited dt ur gele no b here o! Who help I tie am?

I checked yours too...your colour combination na die *don't bother to check mine o,I don remove am

Chai...this woman is beautiful but she is no longer the ekiti first lady@op

Tolexander: Pikshure of her yansh without pant or adonbelif!

bros no kee me wt lafta oooo

Kirinwa: He's very humble despite being among world best goal stoppers.

oh I'm happy someone got my point at last...others were like "he's married...he's taken...bla bla bla

Kirinwa: He's very humble despite being among world best goal stoppers.

oh I'm happy someone got my poin at last...others were like "he's married...he's taken...bla bla bla

I like this man

AdeniyiA: Yorubas nd plenty names, he may not use more than two of these names before he passes on

is that only what you sawna wah for you

MyPWisINCORRECT: No wonder this morning I take bus say make I go hustle for Allen Avenue despite my catarrh...

As I sneeve once, heeeshian! Three people hala "driver owaa oh!!"

As I sneeve again, hhheeeheeeheeehehhshian!! Other Passengers including Driver and Conductor follow disappear leave me alone for bus...

I begin wida na!!

not funny

funny thread...mr borno is scary

I only know their faces,I don't know them by name

Nadia?...

uboma: I make use of my hands when eating *eba*. I will do same even if i was abroad. How else do you want me to enjoy the meal ?

thanks jawe my guy...the day I tried using fork I didn't enjoy it at all...e be lyk say my hand too dey add flavour to am

Keeping fit? with his pot belle

God punish poverty...chai see coat

Poverty na bad tin o...heww

This man is an antichrist

Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the
ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adewale.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to
withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adewale.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will
respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs
his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan
kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba
e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an
error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi
ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon
olorire wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa

Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the
ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adewale.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to
withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adewale.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will
respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs
his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan
kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba
e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an
error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi
ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon
olorire wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa

I wanted miss Abia to win

benuejosh: that's 2face with annie, black face at the back and face. back then as the plantation boys

are you sure that is Annie?

On frontpage without any comment...Op your juju strong o

Too much makeup

For how long are will going to continue like this...oh Lord hear our prayers and heal our land!

Congrats 2face nd annie isabella is now a big sis

Make he go remove one nah

The first picx is wow anty bimbo you fine jawe