Omo muslim: Wat ar d general subject 4 all department in lautech post utme.pls, i nid urgent answer to prepare. Tanx

you wil do six subjects wc are
1) mathematics
2) english
3)physics
4)chemistry
5) biology
6) current affairs. Jst heard d exam date is on the 16th of june. U gotta prepare.

OK/2/NV:
lets see..
bent back (b@tch cant stand straight or is that a pose, u must be kidding me)
fake hair which looks more fake on that head
u like cheap with that cheap outfit and i know this is your sunday best which doubles as your profile pic in every social network u log on to lookin for fine boys like me
lazy eye
no boobz
short thing
guys help me out...

u ar too much. Dis is 3daful nt 1daful.

190: Hootie tima how can you claim you want a HOT MAN when you look like some reincanated Vlodka count DRACULAR
on mini skirt,

dont u know that HOT ATTRACTS HOT and UGLY attracts UGLY
Do the math, my advice is for you to wake up first tin tomorrow morning
Take a good look @ that face of urs, I mean face ooh!
cos i can beat my chest that u SUCK in bed
Ignore those ALABA BEND DOWN SELECT Skin Jean u put on
ur ugliness alone is enough to resolve the misery of who killed General sanni ABACHA!

i luv dis. Tanx jawe my guy. It seems dose clothes na oshodi brand. Lolz.

sunnshyn: Luv letter by Onitsha big boy:

Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.    
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi

these moderators gan dn't even knw wat dem dey do. Aw culd dis kinda thread b in d front page. Wel, ladies knw aw dem dey do deir tin sha. D msg is a fake one coz u used 'I am' at d bginin, ended it wit 'I yamu'. Aw wuld and illiterate write I yamu. Lai ki se yoruba. Mtchewwwww. Kip it up gurl. *winks.

sunnshyn: Luv letter by Onitsha big boy:

Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.    
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi

these moderators gan dn't even knw wat dem dey do. Aw culd dis kinda thread b in d front page. Wel, ladies knw aw dem dey do deir tin sha. D msg is a fake one coz u used 'I am' at d bginin, ended it wit 'I yamu'. Aw wuld and illiterate write I yamu. Lai ki se yoruba. Mtchewwwww. Kip it up gurl. *winks.

Boluyong_1:

Thunder fire u twice for bringing ethnicity into this.. Why did I say so? It is because of people like you that Nigeria is moving backward. Tell me which Yoruba man did such nasty thing previously that u re saying ANOTHER YORUBA MAN. That's not even d issue, is it not sad enough to u that whether Igbo or Yoruba or Hausa etc, when d evil is done, they classify all as NIGERIAN thus ruining innocent people's chances abroad and further dereping Nigeria's image.. Thunder fire u all over again ... clumsy tribalized Nigerian!.

Thanks jawe Bro. D senseles dhude from Monkey state, didinrin local govnt, eranko area, slowpoke street and oaf ause doesn't knw anytin abt our tribe. He jst talked lyk an Illiterate. U beta go schl go learn abt YORUBA. I bet u ar 4rm one of dis 'non cloth-wearing' tribe. Maalu. Mtcheww

Busta: oh well . . men for u and even worse, Nigerian men.

They can neva be satisfied with just one woman.

he's a bigger loser by him spending most nights and time at ur place,.

u mean u expect me 2 b bangin dsame gal al d tym and nt to try out oda sweetie. Mayb d lady in questn is nt even givin d guy d koko. Blwjob is nt d only key to enjoyin sekx.

Omo Eko: MENS ARE LIARS, CHEATS.

MENS ARE EVERY NEGATIVE THINGS

MENS ARE SHIT

MENS ARE ASSHOLE

MENS ARE GAY

u ar talkin as if u holy pass. Men rule d wrld. Witout us, u women ar notin. Women ar jst like a frickin door. Open and close as u like. U can't do witout us.

careytommy:

paedophile alert!
mods, track his IP

lmao

Missy_B:
Give me affection and keep the gifts, if I can't have both.

Seriouly, av learnt a lot 4rm wat y'all av said bt dere one thing y'all avn't mentioned. NOWADAYS, WAT D WORD 'CARIN' MEANS TO NIGERIAN GAL IS TO BE GUD In BeD. IF U GAT A LNG AND FAT DHIK, AR GUD TO GO. The best part is if u make dem feel like god in bed. Datz it!!! Dey like it rough.

Dis kinda tin no fit happen 4 naija. Even a yr old baby don dey taste dis tin smal smal let alone a 70YR OLD MDFKIN WOMAN. Mayb i'll rewind my life and stay a virgin til 80yrs. So dat if i wanna phuck, i'll ask d lady whr to insert my lund. Mtchewww...

My brother jst bought an Android 2.2 tablet for me and it had 2 problems. (1) It wsn't boothin at all. I gave it to an engr and he solved d problem by installin sum software. (2). I can't use d pen(screentouch) at all. Itz nt even wrkin. And since it gat no keyboard, itz useless. Does any nairalanda knws who can repair it? Pls elp.

megxo: :ostealin wit ease...........dey'll probably stop usin ghana must go bags 2 carry our billions....... naija lyk backward tinz

lolz

Post utme tutorials av started in d schl. Unlike oda schls, sum churches, organizatns or group of studnts in lautech always organise tutorials for d post utme candidates. Most of d tutorials ar free. The tutorial's gonna let u knw d AOC of d exam. D earlier, d beta. Stay blessd. Luv y'all

Well, i was once a jambite too and anytym i remember d stress i went tru, i wuld always laugh. I created dis thread jst to reduce your stress ova LAUTECH 2012/2013 post utme. I promise to always update y'all anytym i gat any reasonable news abt d exam. Incase u gat any questn abt d schl, u ar free to ask me. Luv y'all.

Pls, are we the ones to buy the waec result checker and how much are they selling it? This wahala wan too much oooo,

I ws among the first people dat bought their scratch card but i avn't done my reg. I'm gonna be at d ICT on wednesday coz i'm now in Lagos and i'll be in Ib 2mao. Later sha.

Sum1 shuld pls help me check OLAOGUN JANET in d admission list. I just left d schl and notin is happening in the lautech ict. I went there dis mrg and i saw some p.d students complaing abt their acceptance fee. Wel, lets just hope tins ar going to be wel. Is there going to be holiday 2mao in d schl?

I was able to buy my scratch card today but i never took my birth b4 going to the bank and i also used GOOD 3hrs to queue. If you really wanna buy yours, just make sure you get to the bank arnd 7:30am. The school's site is loading slowly. I'm sure many people are trying to do their reg.

THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've already printed my admission letter. So, wats next. Guys i av to go to the school now coz a mistake was made in my name when i did jamb registration. Love y'all.

Hi y'all. I've missed y'all sooo much. I'm now back!!! I went to the school ysterday and i saw students arriving. I later a lecturer and he told me resumption is 2mao. Pls, sum1 shuld help me check OJEKUNLE OLUFISAYO OJESOLA

@liaso, i've already done that but i culd only find names starting 4rm 'a-e'. Although i ws able to find some names starting wit 'f'. What shuld i do. I went to the cafe but i wasted my money. @all, why doens't d list finish loading?

@liaso, help me check FOLORUNSO BASIRAT. How did u see the full list? I nid to see the ful list. Help us copy it here.

@babs, i've already checked d list and see my name. I even saved the page. The only problem is that the names starting from letter 'g' didn't load. But i can help u to check urs if ur name falls btw 'a-f'.

The list we've all been seeing on www.jamb.org.ng is now out on www.lautechadmissions.net Check yours and see whether they correspond or not. GOODLUCK.

At last!!! I thank you all 4 being there 4 us on this thread. I'm now also a LADOKITE. May God help us all. I ain't gonna stop thanking God 4 his mercy upon us. @kolly, steve,talk2yemi &@all thanx. I LOVE YOU ALL.

I don't really kno wats happening. I've seen my name but the page didn't load up to letter "G". Why? Why is it dat Lautech things always have comma? Mad people. My cousin will be angry with me now ooo.

Hello Nairalanders, i don't really know how everything started but i've studied myself and i culd see dat wenever i admire a girl, it wuld be like i shuld be her b/f and i wuld do anything to make her agree. I could even wait for 10 years just for her to concur. The major problem now is that two days after she might have accepted, i would hate her like shit even if i haven't touchd her. What do you think i shuld do coz i don't know how to stop admiring ladies. I like to check ladies boobs, ass & beauty out.

D all admission thing is killing me, my own problem is more severe than does that haven't seen their names on jamb site,  I wish you guys what you wish yr selves. Abeg wish me well too.
[quote][/quote] i wish u d best of d best in all ur endeavours. U wil be a gem.

Yeah!!! www.lautechadmissions.net is off. Lets wait and see. @babs, yes i saw dt post but i'm curious,