₦airaland Forum

Ezmans:
I have read this thread & comments but have never seen anyone mention tribe on this topic, this is a very big lesson for me today

Dogalmighty17:
Men of the Nigerian army are the dumbest lot you will find anywhere. What kind of Commander deploys his men out to enforce law and order and yet fails to provide them with everything they need to succeed?

This is the 21st century for crying out loud can the army adapt for once? You didn't need two heads to have known that IPOB was going to attack yesterday. It also didn't need the brains of a neuro surgeon to have known that IPOB was going to use vehicular transport and move in convoys. For an army that had repeatedly fallen victims to IPOB(s) style of attacks, one would have expected the army to at least have spotters in strategic sections of Aba to provide intel on any vehicular movement that would be of interest.

With the billions of dollars budgeted over the years, one would have thought that drone surveillance would be standard for each military and police formation by now. Or even basic radio equipment! How could IPOB have operated and non of the soldiers even the one IPOB allowed to go, was able to radio thier location? A simple drone overhead would have stayed on the IPOB convoy and monitored them as they returned to wherever their base is. How much do these drones cost? Pitiful pennies on the dollar. But since every money at sight must be looted, the army can keep losing its men needlessly.

An army that can't protect its own men is useless to the nation it claims it is safeguarding.

jiz:
Who has won this big ballon before?

Greatest scam in history

otherway:
Hmmm!

That clipper was used to barb my hair in 1985 when I was a little boy.

Forumites:
who picked one of these coins on ground and pour water with sand to clean it up with the back of your heels to make it clean for either groundnut or kuli kuli?

arinzos:
I remember good old days.
Funny enough in our area then, some of these plays like suwe, rubber, flying kite,tennis, table soccer e.t.c...they all had seasons.

At a particular time, na only flying kite every child in the area go de do or table soccer.

peteofi:
The FG and State Govt is being unreasonable to workers. Fuel is between N850 to N1200 now, transport costs has skyrocketed, and they are worried about inflation caused by wage increase? When the inflation is already biting us hard?

Sonnobax15:

Harrysong don really see strong shege for this life cha ....

First,na Him record label, settle down wear him career oraimo cord..........

Secondly,wife wey suppose to console am go chuk leg for outside,dey busy dey collect another man gbola...To the extent say she get belle for the other man

Worst things that can ever happen to a man have all happened to Harrysong and fortunately he's been strong enough to survive Dem....

A deep lesson to single men like us that--- "Dem no dey trust banny finish"

Dreamland87:
Dey decieve urself

Akpakomiza2:
In failure

Fhowe:
na to begin spray $1 shebi that one no be crime

chatinent:
1. EFCC arrests the poor.

But...

The same EFCC invites the rich for questioning.


The difference is money.

If you check well, the crime of the poor cannot be compared to that of the rich but they cannot be jailed in Nigeria. That is why ex Kano gov could fight them and escape in this same Nigeria! But you as a poor man, try am now.



Spoiler: One certain time the members of the EFCC came over to my estate and, as you know, picked many boys...even scapegoats (an ice-cream seller waiting for change and etc). Now everyone was labelled a Yahoo Boy. You know they like numbers. Cos the more, the better. I dey watch from my window at the far rear of the other street when negotiations started and some was let go and they squeezed the rest.

Make I give una update: anybody wey you see say EFCC televise after catching, most times are those who didn't meet up the bribe (from the point of arrest).

2. During Environmental Sanitation in Nigeria, there's always a curfew (for the poor), and a pardon for those on essential duties (the rich). One of the two if caught will be squeezed and arrested, then heavily fined, while the other will be saluted and even begged for money by the taskforce.

The difference is your status.


3. The police is meant for the rich against the poor in Nigeria. The rich believe the poor are the major perpetrators of crime.

The police serve as security details for the rich, and they see the poor as another means to flex their powers, and of course extort them. That is why there's a kind of car you'll drive in Nigeria and no checkpoint can dare stop you. Even the soldiers!

Wanna try?

Buy two Hilux, two Tacoma muscle and two Prado. Mix the arrangement: the Hilux and Tacoma at the front and the other two at the back with both Prados in the centre...then drive at 180km/hr on any road in Nigeria. Even if you kidnapped a fellow citizen inside or carry drugs, the policemen, road safety, army, civil defence and gbogbotibgo cannot stop you. Instead, they will help you and be clearing the road off other vehicles and pedestrians.





4. Do you know it's safer to steal bigger sums in Nigeria than smaller sums?

If you steal ₦4000 in St Michaels, Aba, Abia State, before your people even know what's happened, you'd have been roasted by two tyres, two litres of fuel and general beating with only a grace to speak unless it's your last prayer you demand for.

But if you steal ₦50bn in Nigeria, do you know you will go scottfree? At all at all, dem go say make you forfeit ₦50m bail and they'll release you. Now think it, someone who stole ₦50bn is returning ₦50m. That's like stealing ₦100k and being told to return ₦1.




So stealing is legal for the rich. All laws made in Nigeria are for the poor.




I remember when one Road Safety officer stopped me. I was on seatbelt and had my driver's licence with an updated paperwork, fire extinguisher, triangle and even a new spare since I had changed the four tyres. Can you believe what the man threatened to charge me with as he saw nothing else? He said he'd charge me for not moving with my original papers but the photostat. I didn't utter a word and he spoke and got tired until another officer came, asked what happened and told me to go reprimanding him of the overdo. They later begged me for tips and guess what! I didn't give them politely.


5.You think I am lying? Do you know the cell or jail the big men stay in Nigeria is different from the one the poor men stay?



Mr Chairman, with these few points of mine, I wish to educate you that whatever you fit do to make money in Nigeria, just do it.


If you still don't have any reason to have money in Nigeria, just have the money.


I'm available for research writing. Thanks.

mightyhazel:
wetin u come talk now e be 30k


I don lose hope for this govt..

Mankind2024:
Helping you with 1k is not a challenge, however, doing so will expose my identity.

Mankind2024:
Yes,
I need to teach u a lesson today, not to intimidate you, but to expose you to the definition of Wealth.
I do not boast about Wealth and achievement, I can only thank God always.
Take up your calculator and begin to sum up my net worth in paper assets and swear 🤬 with your destiny if any member of your immediate family has or had ever accumulated this in their lifetime.
Expand and calculate well.
O ye son of poverty.
I do not include my real estate here.
My emergency fund is N6,8M.
I invest in countries that I have never visited coz I leverage technology.
I had paid over N 5,000,000 in WTH tax to Nigeria government in 2024 so far. I'm still paying.
I'm doing this coz of the careless words of poverty which belongs to you and your unborn generation.
I escaped the rat race, the poverty race that is tormenting you and your generation.
For the Authentication, I affirm and state clearly in absolute truth. that this is my paper networth as at today 21/05/2024.
Can your blocked poverty brain proof me wrong by sharing the snapshot of your paper assets?
If you can do this with evidence of Authenticity, I will give you $1k worth of Bitcoin.
I do not need to know you, just to caution and advise you to go back to your poverty ridden progenitors to give you a better home training and the act of modern etiquette.
Son of poverty, you ain't see anything yet.
I hope you can learn one or 2 lessons about life and learn to be very humble in all your miserable life.

mightyhazel:
Oya oya bring am come first

2aces:
Ideally due to our population advantage, all these companies with large customer base in Nigeria should be mandated to site their manufacturing plants here, cutting out importation cost thereby reducing the overall selling price of their products in the market, and also easy the strain on the dollar.

...but na naija we dey now, where they make running an economy look like rocket science.

LightofGod001:
ever since a lady showed me pepper 🌶 I am scared of marriage 😢