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LiteratureIf After A Month The Isolated Coronal Virus Victims Turn Into Zombies What Will? by Thoseen30(op): 10:13pm On Mar 19, 2020
What will you do if the isolated victims of the coronal virus turns into zombies huh
Lets just have your take
All fun
LiteratureRe: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Thoseen30(m): 4:22pm On Mar 19, 2020
Jbarrowp@gmail.com please
LiteratureRe: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Thoseen30(m): 3:25pm On Mar 18, 2020
OP you too much
LiteratureRe: Toto Pass Toto 21+ by Thoseen30(m): 2:25pm On Mar 15, 2020
OP you're too much
Come continue now please lol
NYSCRe: Sort Your Direct NYSC Posting, And Redeployment Legit by Thoseen30(m): 10:07pm On Mar 13, 2020
Thelannister:
Boss it's payment first but it's surely to ur choice of destination
What about part payment first??
EducationRe: ASUU: Strike Continues, As FG Gives Condition To Accommodate ASUU’s UTAS by Thoseen30(m): 8:38am On Mar 13, 2020
Top 10 Reasons why Evergreen Estate at Epe is selling Fast

EVERGREEN ESTATE is located in one of the choicest location in EPE town. And our Estate is surrounded by landmark projects and properties like Alaro Satellite City, St Augustine university, Epe Resort and Spa, Atlantic College etc.

It is also currently selling for the promo price of *NGN900,000* with flexible payment plan of up to 12 months with very minimal addition. With a down payment of 150k you can become a landlord in EVERGREEN ESTATE.

Let me give you 10 reasons why Evergreen Estate, Epe is a fantastic deal!

1 ) Epe is part of the location called the new lagos. It is less than 25 min drive to ibeju lekki where the lagos free trade zone is located and a neighbor to dangote Refinery, the New seaport, the new airport, the smart city, several multinational companies and lots more.

2 ) When you buy land in Evergreen Estate, Epe, you have made a good investment in the new lagos. Because as the lekki Peninsula is to Victoria Island, so is Epe to Ibeju lekki.

3 ) The strategic location of the Epe town, gives it the advantage of a Gateway city. While at one end it promises to become the Residential capital of one of the largest emerging economic center in west Africa ( which is the heart of the Lagos Mega City Project ) because of its direct link to Ibeju Lekki, on the other end it has the potential to also serve as the TRANSIT HUB of all the other states in Nigeria who will be coming to do lots of business at Ibeju lekki. Epe is the only city that has the closest link to Ibeju lekki, this is the reason the infrastructure in Epe is top notch.

4 ) Epe also has one of the best Road networks in Lagos

5 ) Epe is one of the safest place to live and do business in lagos

6 ) Epe boasts of solid and working infrastructure i.e hospitals, universities, high schools, electricity etc

7 ) The location of Evergreen Estate in Epe is a freehold, meaning when you buy land you can do your survey plan immediately and begin the process of your c of o without any delay.

8 ) Evergreen Estate is completely dry land and strong, saving you the cost of having to construct a raft foundation. The cost of which sometimes is more than what you need to build a solid 5 bedroom bungalow.

9 ) Evergreen Estate is situated in a habitable area. When you buy you may start building.

10 ) Lastly and presently , Epe lands are very affordable but they appreciate very fast. So you need to buy now because you may not be able to afford it later. This land that cost NGN900,000 now, in 5 yesrs it will worth NGN4,000,000.

With a down payment of 150k you can become a landlord in EVERGREEN ESTATE.

GIVE US A CALL NOW!!!! Call ; 07039890570/ 09067916053
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 12:29am On Mar 12, 2020
Guest911:
So I live in Lagos cry but let’s keep in touch? Send me a pm
I'm watching you guys
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 2:00pm On Mar 11, 2020
Zither:
hey writer, I feel your rain on my skin. Your words are a warm, distant downpour. I am caught in the torrent riding on the back of the modest drizzle of your literary expression. Now I shall give back the rain to the cloud...not all of it anyway.

You know what? I also enjoy a drink of metaphor made from the ethereal spice of a skilful pen. Its lingering flavour in my thoughts does not decay. Hah, the saccharine taste of metaphor. If your conviction is that the unknown is a catalyst for inspiration then you have committed no logical abomination. We break boundaries with the hammer of inspiration. No true poet is quiet. The soul of her pen has a thousand voices seeking expression through the facets of her traits and observations. That which you count an empty drum is barren of craft, of noble aspiration, of meaning. Not you. You write when pregnant with words. That is not noise...it is creative noise, "the best words in the best order"....noise filled with light...poetry...albeit in its blossoming.

The bright and alluring clouds harbour a sinister devotion to darkness...yet loved, and a great many nurse the ambition to touch them. Why not you, angel? Having witnessed your literary prowess would a step closer offend your boundary? If your bad is fiery I will be sure to forge a friendship cast in iron in your flames. How can I do that unless we meet? Lol.

I wish that this illuminating exchange stretch into time but it is just a wish...but reading you has made me one writer richer and a day brighter.
p⁷
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How on earth are you guys doing thishuh^
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 11:20pm On Mar 09, 2020
scoundrel:
Don’t fear, your secret is safe with me.
Hahaha but you know I can't share with you out here lol make the world dey see you know cheesy
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 10:31pm On Mar 09, 2020
scoundrel:
It’s obvious OP doesn’t talk to girls in real life.

Why should someone catch me at my private time? It’s only courtesy to lock the door before hanky-panky of any sort.
Omg cry cry do you know me from somewhere huh huh
It's like you've known me for years
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 9:41pm On Mar 08, 2020
angelEmade:
No that's me. I am a poet
I'm on that role too would like to battle with you
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 10:42pm On Mar 07, 2020
angelEmade:
I am who I am
bliv whatever you can
running around like a fan
or fucking around with a bang
or cruising around in your car
all are forms of traveling right?
with different directions like a rat.
duurh m a girl with some swag
but how can I change your heart?
believe everything you can...
but I am always a girl with a star!
Lemme guess that's nickihuh? Or cardi b?
RomanceRe: Penis Enlargement: The Ultimate Solution by Thoseen30(m): 9:05pm On Mar 07, 2020
Bros no decieve yourself all those things no dey work
RomanceRe: Does Height Really Matter When Picking A Partner? by Thoseen30(m): 8:53pm On Mar 07, 2020
Maryjane001:
I love tall guys. I can't even think of dating a short guy.
D way e dey pain me say I short eh.
I envy tall gals o.
Na only me resemble Mumcy 4 height.
My sister and brothers are very tall just like my Dad.
Upon na me be 1st born.
It is well....
Y'all practically choosing for yourselves disregarding God's plans for you
Pele mummy's girl
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 8:39pm On Mar 07, 2020
angelEmade:
indeed....
tail-gating people around with your fanatical beliefs
little wonder you bear so much grudge against those whom you describe as Zionists.
whatever I post or comment here on NL...I count as whiling away time and it is non of your miserable life's business. you are a big example of a miserable man
go get a life cunt.
But truly are you a female or Male maybe we shouldn't believe your story
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 8:38pm On Mar 07, 2020
LegendaryLover:
i'm soldier on a peace-keeping mission in Liberia yrs ago. My battalion were just keeping watch over this village ravaged by rebels from time to time. No sex in months, Hot, i decide to rub one out away in the bush. While at it, i'm too caught up in the act, i fail to notice 3 thick ebony female rebels armed with dangerous AK47rifles, all looking for soldiers to kill b4 raiding the village again. These were a primitive tribe as these women had no clothes on their top body, but just knickers, exposing their huge black boobs. They were about to shoot me but had noticed i was wanking. I beg for my life. They all smile. Ask me to continue wanking as they watch. few mins pass, i see them dripping wet from their vj. They put down guns. order me to kneel. Then totally UnCloth. One is now bent holding a tree as she twerks her bare ass against my face. Another twerks her bare ass against back of my head. Third one is giving me a handjob. It turns into a 4-some as we all f*ck. After we all orgasm, they let me go.
Sir where can I get a copy of the movie? Netflix's or iroko tv?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (1 - 0) On 7th Match 2020 by Thoseen30(m): 4:31pm On Mar 07, 2020
qhlwcu:
available ticket is ready for pay after winning
chat me up
080-24-02-84-40
winning is guaranteed
If you're really making money from the game you won't be here shouting, idk how una dey reason sometimes
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 3:20pm On Mar 07, 2020
mungoparks:
I have had so many girlfriends who really thought me that so many,but today I really thank God masturbation although no side effects as it’s claimed but I don’t think it’s encouraging
How will girl teach you such
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 1:07pm On Mar 07, 2020
iamarealman:
Have never been caught since 2014
Wtf is this man
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 10:36am On Mar 07, 2020
angelEmade:
i guess she trusted you completely
never betray that trust ooooo
Trusthuh My dear konji nah bastard uno go know when u go send your nudes to your pastor
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 10:31am On Mar 07, 2020
angelEmade:
thank God u didnt lol
u go tire
See threat o, but honestly don't dare girl wey dey Hot like really hot cause her race fit pass your own cause her hormones no go here come
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 10:29am On Mar 07, 2020
[quote author=angelEmade post=87235216]sometimes we just twist the.legs too[/quot

God don bless una already lmao
RomanceRe: Does Height Really Matter When Picking A Partner? by Thoseen30(m): 8:56am On Mar 07, 2020
Offpoint:
Do you have any idea how painful it is to include my name in a comment?

Each person who replies you, I'll automatically get a mention. I'm � of waking up every morning to tons of mentions, I think I never to sue someone...
Lmao like ur name you're off point
RomanceRe: Does Height Really Matter When Picking A Partner? by Thoseen30(m): 8:55am On Mar 07, 2020
MrNipplesLover:
irony of life.

as I am, my wife must be taller than me.

first thing I will continue looking out for in the woman I want to marry is her height, she must be obviously taller than me, then other things follow.

if I'm taller than her, we can't marry.



however, short or tall in height is relative.

what you see as short might be tall to someone else.

imagine Anthony Joshua calling Cristiano Ronaldo short man because Jushua is taller than Ronaldo. whereas, Ronaldo is not a short guy.
I really like your comment but can you change your signature?? Which one is free oussy
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 8:51am On Mar 07, 2020
MiVida:
Being an only son is boring..
Lol then make friends, go out meet people and not the bad ones
RomanceRe: Date Gone Wrong by Thoseen30(op): 8:42am On Mar 07, 2020
luvyaself95:
The lady is at fault for getting late all because of makeup that dumb thing not even because of traffic maybe because i hate makeup sha.
lol you should
RomanceRe: Does Height Really Matter When Picking A Partner? by Thoseen30(m): 8:33am On Mar 07, 2020
Davash222:
The time you used in dating all these girls would have used in getting yourself one foreign babe and save yourself the stress of changing girls like boxers.
How do y'all date foreign babe while youre in Nigeria
RomanceRe: Does Height Really Matter When Picking A Partner? by Thoseen30(m): 8:23am On Mar 07, 2020
Petyprincess:
I just hate when guys here think they are one medal or something special angry anything small question they will find something to shame Nigerian girls,even person wey no get passport will be claiming i dnt do Nigerian girls grin
Now you are sounding funny lol, don't mind some of us joh we tend to be hypocrite sometimes when he clearly have like 3 gfss with side cheeks even short ones
RomanceRe: Does Height Really Matter When Picking A Partner? by Thoseen30(m): 8:19am On Mar 07, 2020
To me i prefer tall girls, remember the first girl that asked me out in secondary school was taller than me i reach her shoulder she was the tallest girl in school then, i accepted but wouldn't want to walk around her in school cause they were calling her names like, longy,....but met her some years back I'm even taller than her now with some inch lol
RomanceRe: Does Height Really Matter When Picking A Partner? by Thoseen30(m): 8:15am On Mar 07, 2020
Petyprincess:
This how you fail exam simple question you can't even answer, "will you date a short girl?" you giving offpoint reply undecided
Nd you think Nigerian girls are interested in short broke guy like you? It's funny how y'all think you worth reach 1 derica of rice grin
Easy easy princess the ground is slipery

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