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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 8:09am On Mar 07, 2020

favoryte33:
Was humping my bed when mum walked in&just stood watching. When i turned around and our eyes met,in my confused state,i told her i was doing exercise. The look she gave me was like; ta ni eleyi paro fun?

Awwww she go understand now, i wonder how you guy's cope sometimes when you don't have boyfriend

Romance › Re: Date Gone Wrong by Thoseen30(op): 7:52am On Mar 07, 2020

[quote author=DominusPrime post=87231554]Both are wrong. For the lady it's obvious. But for the guy a better way of handling it would have been to call her maybe 15 or 30 mins after 7pm telling her he had to leave cos he couldn't keep waiting for her. And then tell her how he likes to keep to time. Usually such ladies won't appreciate that such a man can make them better at least in that aspect. They'd be blinded by the annoyance of the time wasted in painting and faking their looks...[/quot
I like your take, communication is the key

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 7:45am On Mar 07, 2020

[quote author=proclinician post=87231504]Haba imade the pvssycat doll season 1 [/quote
Please we are not here to make fun of anyone here

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 7:43am On Mar 07, 2020

nrexzy:
Just passing thru

Lol come back here and share your e

Romance › Re: Date Gone Wrong by Thoseen30(op): 7:41am On Mar 07, 2020

NextD18:
People have their ways of dealing with anger.

The earlier you understand this the better for you.

Are you telling me that, waiting for an hour, driving to the restaurant and wasting your time is dealing with anger huh

Abi mumu nature

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 7:39am On Mar 07, 2020

MiVida:
oh if I had caught you though!

Hmmmmm bros this your signature heeen, just stay out of depression bro and make sure you share your mind with someone please

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Romance › Re: Date Gone Wrong by Thoseen30(op): 7:36am On Mar 07, 2020

scrolldown88:
He could have left instead of waiting for her to make up though. All the other drama is unnecessary.

Conclusion: both yomi and yetunde are ladies

Hahaha why ladies

Romance › Re: Date Gone Wrong by Thoseen30(op): 7:33am On Mar 07, 2020

NextD18:
Your impression on a first date matters a lot.

In my opinion; The lady alone is at fault because she didn't keep to the agreed time, which could be a very big turn off for a busy guy who had to schedule out time to go on a day wit her.

The guy had to handle and express his dislike for the behavior and anger towards the lady the way he felt will be okay for him. So I don't condemn him on anything.

He should at least talk to her about it so incase of next time

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 7:30am On Mar 07, 2020

angelEmade:
uhmm just a mini skirt slightly rolled up.
dude was not sure if he should made the move..lol he was torn up between surprised and scared. But cousins or not...i might have done something if he made the move... i mean a Hot girl is a senseless girl. ah ah

Lmao you'd not mind the cousin shii?
Coutsey he is younger than you guess thats why he didn't
Lol honestly really Hot girl is a senseless girl had a experience lol she couldn't control herself when she was sending me voice notes telling me she's gonna ×××× me sending me nudes and videos without asking but minutes later her head calm

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Romance › Re: Date Gone Wrong by Thoseen30(op): 7:11am On Mar 07, 2020

walcruise:
Both are at fault

Lol even the guy?

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 7:10am On Mar 07, 2020

chatinent:
I'm here to read lies from hungry sex-addicts who'll see here as an opportunity to sext.

Lol come on man

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 7:08am On Mar 07, 2020

angelEmade:
yeah... caught by one of my cousins who happened to be a year younger lol
silly guy wanted to turn it to an opportunity even though we are first cousins...
we've never talked about it until now.
Now that i think of it...he can't even be so sure what he saw... twas just a gently pressing and massaging of myself downthere.
i stopped though and sometimes...staying celibate is freaking hard

But you were not totally unclad right? Did you feel embarrassed or anything?? Mam this your signature is funny AF

Romance › Date Gone Wrong by Thoseen30(op): 7:05am On Mar 07, 2020

So this man told me a story of how he invited a lady out and ended up regretting doing that . This was how the story went..

Let's call him Yomi and the babe (Yetunde)

So Yomi met this particular lady through a friend , they got talking and he was really enjoying her vibe....
He hasn't dated anyone in a long time since his job is very demanding and he has gotten comfortable with himself. But still he decided to give it a go.
Yomi asked her out on a date, they agreed to go to the restaurant around 7pm. Let's fast forward to D day....
Yomi called Yetunde around 6:00pm and told her he would be coming to pick her up around 6:50pm, so basically he was giving her 50 minutes to dress up and do whatever it is she wants to do. I think that's reasonable enough time, yeah?
Mind you, Yomi is a stickler for.

punctuality, he hates being late and he has told Yetunde about it during one of their conversations.
So by 6:40pm, Yomi was already on his way and he told yetunde about it and she told him not to worry that she was almost done anyways. Baba got to her place by 6:48pm and called..
her to come outside, hmmmmm, na where wahala start be this. Yetunde told him to chill that she just needs to put some finishing touch to her make up.
30 minutes after, Yomi is still waiting, he kept calling her every 10 minutes but she wasn't even picking up anymore...He was so annoyed but just decided to ride it out. Yetunde finally came out about an hour later looking like a meal Smiling face with heart-shaped eyesSmiling face with heart-shaped eyes, all ravishing, and very beautiful.
You would think that would calm Yomi's nerve right?
But do you know what he did??

ps: all Yetunde said when she came out was "sorry i was late, lol" was blinking like a barbie doll.
Well, Yomi opened the car door for her like a gentleman, took her to the restaurant. When they got there, he opened the door for her again, he got into his car, then he took off...
On his way home he shoot her text saying "I don't condone lateness, so we can't work out, have a nice life"

so question for y'all.
is anybody to be blamed? if yes, who?
what would you have done better if you were the guy/lady?
is this a W/L for the guy/lady?
what y'all don't know is, "first impressions matters, like it matters alot!!"

I'm still not supporting anybody tho

Is the guy at fault or the lady?

Romance › Re: Man And Lady Die After Sex In Port Harcourt by Thoseen30(m): 6:49am On Mar 07, 2020

Wetin dem won tell God like this

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 6:41am On Mar 07, 2020

Skyfornia:
Reading

lol you don get experience?

Romance › Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(op): 6:31am On Mar 07, 2020

If you've ever been caught, don't be shy come share your experience,

Politics › Re: Mike Pompeo Visits Africa, Skips Nigeria by Thoseen30(m): 9:00am On Feb 15, 2020

yanabasee:
Nigeria is not a country in Africa..... Nigeria is a Zoo in Africa....

Pompeo should only visit countries with a sensible leader that'd obey human rights...

I really pity Sowore!!

Literature › Re: Married And Single (18+) by Thoseen30(m): 4:24am On Feb 15, 2020

shakibell:
chai u b bad person

kukuma kill everybody make we no say story don end nha B4 actor no dey die for film. silver don change d entire tin now everybody dey die for film. hmm sorry novel abi mk I call am story

calm down now lots can still happen in the next two episodes

Literature › Re: Married And Single (18+) by Thoseen30(m): 4:23am On Feb 15, 2020

kelvyncruz:
Silver how do you surpass everyone's expectations.?

Please don't let Daisy die o, I beg you.

But na wa o, so non of the policemen could shoot Matthew without hurting Daisy, they just watch him leave, just imagine

be like you too dey watch Hollywood movies too much, especially those SWAT lol
my brother this is Nigeria o lol

Literature › Re: Married And Single (18+) by Thoseen30(m): 4:20am On Feb 15, 2020

all I want to read next is 1: Richard survived 2: Mathew is dead 3: Daisy is still alive 4: Janet go back to beg Barry 5: Lilly get bleeped by Tony and not gay anymore
Op thanks so much for the updates

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Literature › Re: Married And Single (18+) by Thoseen30(m): 5:20pm On Feb 11, 2020

shakibell:
Mathew is a wild beast I hate him more

but I like him more

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Literature › Re: Married And Single (18+) by Thoseen30(m): 9:06am On Feb 11, 2020

purity23:
I just love Laura's boldness, you rock girl.

I've always knew Matthew is the devil

Mathew still remains my best actor in this story and Daisy should go do or say something before he lives i think it's only Mathew's sister that can safe daisy

And rip to Laura undecided

purity23:
I just love Laura's boldness, you rock girl.

I've always knew Matthew is the devil

Mathew still remains my best actor in this story and Daisy should go do or say something before he lives i think it's only Mathew's sister that can safe daisy

And rip to Laura

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Literature › Re: Married And Single (18+) by Thoseen30(m): 9:33am On Feb 10, 2020

the bitter truth is that Janet is a"gold digger lol and she got what she deserved LMAO

sorry for the girls, Lilly just have to go meet Tony for help or what do you guys think?

Literature › Re: Married And Single (18+) by Thoseen30(m): 12:02am On Feb 08, 2020

thank God she's isn't infected it's only pregnancy and she can decide on it....

I smell trouble for Janet she's just so annoying and kinda cheap or something to me
I'll forever cherish Laura i swear, but I can't date someone like her abeg

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Literature › Re: Married And Single (18+) by Thoseen30(m): 9:44am On Jan 30, 2020

Jesubaby:
She has just done the opposite of what you said.
She has increased every of her burdens

I don't get, increase her burdens!?
How ma?
After all she's been through? Lack of sex n...
But it was with Michael it wouldn't have been a mystery abi cool

See what ur thinking undecided

Literature › Re: Married And Single (18+) by Thoseen30(m): 7:00pm On Jan 28, 2020

Jesubaby:
Lilly, why naa? you've spoiled everything. I hope u won't contact any disease? Or get pregnant. I'm heart broken.

Haba your not nice, with all the trauma she's been through huh

She needs to loosen up abeg, Asin get bleeped real good so her body can calm down to be able to think straight tongue

Trust me

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Literature › Re: Married And Single (18+) by Thoseen30(m): 12:26pm On Jan 27, 2020

showgoeson:
Me o, i love Simon for her jhor, the guy is good and selfless

Let's hope say no be chop and run him won do Daisy but he sounds cool though

Literature › Re: Married And Single (18+) by Thoseen30(m): 9:48am On Jan 27, 2020

This Janet makes life hard for herself mumu....
Kenny go just Bleep you run away, who the hell still believe someone doing importing and exporting these days huh

That's to tell you say nah hoax abeg

And who is smelling nacks for daisy's date with Simon?? tongue

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Celebrities › Re: Simi Esiri & Dr Sid's Marriage Crashes. Simi Confirms The End Of Her Marriage by Thoseen30(m): 10:20pm On Jan 26, 2020

zoezoelogistics:
It’s fine, if what you are looking for is a male friend, because I am male.

Cheers

Yeah I don't mind bro
Just attracted to your sense of humor but now don't get it twisted bro
Make uno go reason another thing

Celebrities › Re: Simi Esiri & Dr Sid's Marriage Crashes. Simi Confirms The End Of Her Marriage by Thoseen30(m): 8:53pm On Jan 26, 2020

zoezoelogistics:
Don’t worry.
Just commit it to God and be open minded too.
Before you know what’s happening boooooom like you said.

All the best.

Hahaha you're funny
And thanks for the advice lol I'd like to be your friends too if you don't mind [url][/url]

Crime › Re: Danjuma Yahaya Alli: Man Dies On Top Of Lady During Sex Romp In Abuja Hotel by Thoseen30(m): 8:35pm On Jan 26, 2020

Op said "marathon of sex" like he was there with them grin

But this man go get wife for house like this o Chai
And what's gonna be his excuse when he face God "oh boy huh

But in this situation who's fucking who?? If they meet the man untop then they shouldn't arrest the woman but if nah the woman dey untop hen hen nah then Dem fit arrest her,, those wey they read their bible well go know wetin i dey talk about

Celebrities › Re: Simi Esiri & Dr Sid's Marriage Crashes. Simi Confirms The End Of Her Marriage by Thoseen30(m): 8:17pm On Jan 26, 2020

zoezoelogistics:
My dear, there is no cause for alarm.
No reason to be afraid about marriage.
Just ensure you marry your friend.

The mistake a lot of people make is , they friend zone their friends saying , “we are better as friends, we can’t get marry”.
They rather marry someone they hardly know so so well, neither are they friends with, thinking they will become friends after getting married.

This is the worse mistake to ever make.

Your spouse is someone you would spend the rest of your life with.
If you marry the right person, you would even get to love him and place him ahead of your own flesh and blood (siblings and parents).

Such a person you would pick ahead of your folks has to be a friend and not just anyone.

I think you're right and my bad is that i don't really have female friends TBH who i can say yeah we're that close enough to start a thing but I get your point though everything deals with connection and love, with money then boom grin

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