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I ate goat meat pepper soup

You dey mad ni?

Donkey!

Nice concept

[quote author=Mr..Cork]BAbes, calm down...so i dont hav sense coz nigerian womens are ugly?..i take it u never been to London [/quote]Mr crackhead!!

Urine: Mate, what's up with the "womens"?

His diction is like that of someone that didn't even attend primary school and he is from ''london''

[quote author=Mr..Cork]By the way, I waz at the weddding...It waz lovely wedddin. [/quote]who dash monkey banana

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Lol

Oyinbo and their weird love for pets...smh

Why do Africans always have this innate feeling that the grass is always greener at the other side? And lo and behold their expectations of 'heaven' on earth in oyinbo nations are usually frustrated... What if he had suffocated?....shooooo!!

Julius Ceasar: I came, i saw, i conquered...A rapist: i saw, i conquered, i came!....lmfaoooo

Nightmare by Avenged sevenfold

freecocoa: Devil is in trouble by bro Charles Uche
Akanchawa by Njideka Okeke
My Bebe by Sky B

You must be kidding!

This PHCN or worreva their name is and their dumb mentality is overwheming. Publishing the names of debtors in dailies even with their epileptic power supply....smh....if they like, they could publish the debtors names in all the available dailies in Nigeria, for example each letter of the alphabet will be used differently on each daily till all the dailies in Nigeria both local and national will be filled up with debtors names....fuctards!

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Is Terry G a singer?

@ all, the condition is affectin my friend and not me...he asked me to post on his behalf

slimyem: why are you so angry and trying to confirm my suspicion?
My counter-question(-which you didnt have to answer btw ) was meant to help with the level of subtlety of my post while honestly answering your question....
But since you are so interested in my answer,here you go..
i can't marry a guy with one testicle (not for anything in the world) and would definitely be freaked out if i see one [s]who wouldn't be freaked out by an absurdity anyways!![/s]

satisfied??

Hahahahahahahaha...now dats more like it!....atleast u answered d darn question!...but am so sorry to say that ur opinion doesn't rily count anymore because yu jus proved to be immature. So...FYI...ur nt supposed to be making contributions with matured adults...pls go to the 'kids' section wer ur opinion rily matters...thanks

slimyem: it doesnt change anything,you didnt have to answer..nor did you have to get all riled up about it.
Its just an anonymous forum...remember?

Oh pls cut d crap! U irk me up...seriously!...wats d point in makin silly arguments?...jus take a look at the topic and ur posts and see if u made any meaninful contribution

pendo89: Does it affect his ability to sire children?
If not then he shouldn't worry if he gets an understanding wife.
The only prob now is that he is exposed to public but I believe once he goes private he can deal with it.

It doesnt affect his fertility in anyway..infact he has been told by sum professionals dat the conditon greatly increases his fertility rate because his single testicle bcomes more productive due to d absence of d oda one....wat he's worried about is his self esteem...he's even considerin a testicular implant!

slimyem: u sure this story is not about you?

what if it is about me? Does it change anything? Is Nl nt an anonymous forum....ur just dumb!

Hello nairalanders, pls der's dis childhood friend of mine dat was born with a condition called 'undescended testis' wer by one of his testicle got stuck in his stomach hereby altering the fully descending process at birth which means he has only one testis!...he had a corrective surgery wen he was 10 yrs old but it was unsucessful....nw he's all grown up, it has been seriously lowering his self esteem...ryt from his high skul days, guys made fun of him(cuz we had a public showerin system den) nw he is in the uni, it has bin seriously affectin his datin abilities cuz he sees himself 2 b 'incomplete'..pls am scared for my best friend dat he doesn't turn out to b sum kinda pervert...so ladies of Nl...cn u date or marry a guy wit sucha condition widout being freaked out?

ceeceeco: I'll advice him 2 commit suicide, i think he'll knw w@ 2 do wen he getz 2 hell...ode.I'll advice him 2 commit suicide, i think he'll knw w@ 2 do wen he getz 2 hell...ode.I'll advice him 2 commit suicide, i think he'll knw w@ 2 do wen he getz 2 hell...ode.

Mistakenly Shut tha f^ck up!

What the hell is Naija turning into?....if one cn kidnap his own blood broda soon u go hear say papa kidnap hin own son for ransom....Naija i dey hail oo

#200,000 is the best i can offer for that bike....take it or leave it!

Sleep made me: wake up suddenly one nyt, realised i was hungry... and instead of drinking garri, i put the garri on fire, added milk water, sugar and groundnut....and went bck to sleep only to be woken by a resounding slap...dat slap still rings in my ear....

Lwkmd!

190: [color=RED]^I dont but i was tempted to and saw DIRTY!! [/color]

STALKER!!

mrkels: [img]http://3.bp..com/-4M05xcBuELc/T9YhKfuSuKI/AAAAAAAAAIk/0JTUZUU5wKA/s320/goldie1..jpg[/img]
Women look beautiful with makeups, that's a fact. And there are some that are naturally beautiful too, although you can find that naturally beautiful girl in 1 out of 100,000,000 of them . Anyways What am here to discuss today is that there are some side effects from these products used to beautify the body as it is clearly shown on sexy pop diva,Susan Abimbola Filani-Harvey a.k.a Goldie face at the Big brother star reality game show(above)
Because of the marketing power from the advertising media, Women are seduced into using makeup as teens. It affects their body's ever changing chemistry and becomes a vicious, self destructive, self loathing cycle that ends up making some of them look old and ugly on the inside and out.
It can be compared to using synthetic oil in your car, once you start you can never stop or it will ruin your engine. Maybe am wrong, But there are pictures from the reality tv show that backs up my theory above.


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