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bammo:
let them start collectin tax from ashawo sef. 4 every fucck. 2 develope lagos

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=830237.msg9819745#msg9819745 date=1324589188]If customers pay value added tax to ashawos,then ashawos should be made to pay tax to government.however, since the sector is highly deregulated which makes price to go up and down base on demand and supply principle,i wonder how the taxation can be effectively carried out.[/quote]you guys ought to be appointed as the special advisers to the Governor on ffuck matters!

sleekch1c:
Quote from: Okija_juju on Today at 10:46:26 AM





if you were so fantastic in bed, you would be able to Bleep that series demon out of her

GBAM

solomto:
u hv to leave ths thread because we are talking abt a married woman here and nt girls.

Ewww! dats sum disgusting shytte u've gat on your profile! anywayz, lolz, yep i said gurl cuz it seems like d lady still gat dat teenage spirit in her dat makes her behaviour immaturish. So u see your d one who's butt shld b leaving d thread, lol,  For me, 'action' speaks louder dan words. Ive seen sum pple giv crazy suggestions like ignore her, sell d tv, blah blah. C'mon nw, dat's nt fair at all. Y wld u wanna go dat far 2 punish her jst because she wnts 2 hrs of rest 2 watch her series after ddays stress? My own suggestion like sum1 rightly said wld b to ffuck d living hell outta her then she wld 4get dat d series ever existed because u've given her wht she truly needs.

My own suggestion would be to ffuck her mercilessly, d only language gurls understand is a good ffuck.

[quote author=OK_2_NV link=topic=828544.msg9807436#msg9807436 date=1324442118]Popular Nigerian artistefagin Ice Princess Zamani had an interview with Sunday Express and heshe did give them an exclusive story a blow-by-MouthAction.

I had my first intimate forced encounter at 13. It’s something I regret enjoyed whatever it was. I had this auntyuncle, though we were not related, shehe was just a neighbour who was living close to us, who came into my room in my mouth and slept butt phucked with me. SheHe just came into my room azz and just forced me to do it with her with him. I was so young and innocent and shehe made me lose my innocencegender. It wasn’twas a sweet experience at all. I was very scaredhappy. I saw hellheaven. It was a [s]terrible[/sbeautiful] experience. I am notso excited talking about it at all. Sex is not that good with a woman. I think straight sex is overrated. The auntuncle who slept with me is still alive in my heart. But I haven’t seen herhim since then.”

StrangeFagtastic!!!

Follow on twitter @faglife[/quote]ROTFLMAO!!!

Nna eh! This showing of flesh thingy of gurls have become rampant nowadays oh! to d extent gurls now wear this dresses to church. I was at a christ embassy church recently here in PH omo d kind of dresses some of this gurls wear eh! me no blieve say na church i dey o. To make matters worst, two gurls wey wear short mini skirts sidon for my back. Suddenly, my bible come fall 4 ground, as i ben down to pick am na, omo wetin my eyes see eh, my manliness no care whether na churh i dey oh, d tin jst dey battle wift my boxers come dey rise oh! and offering don dey start and na plain trouser i wear. I had no other choice but 2 excuse my self stylishly 4rm d church, wen d thing finally relax, i enter bck come give my offering. Gurls una wicked oh!

@ beef, i didn't wnt to comment on ur posts but ur stewpity made it unbearable for me. So in ur 'wise' analysis u think buying a bullet proof car worth over $1.8million is appropriate even wen our economy is on d brink of collapsing. Seriously, is ur brain located at ya arse? Dnt u knw that dat money cld be used 2 settle d pressing needs of our delapitating economy? See as university students dey dull away 4 house nd u hve d guts to spill rubbish! So as some1 rightly said, wht do u think wld b ASUU's reaction when they see this? Chei! I never knew brainless lunatics existed until nw.

If this toto dickeh girl really wants publicity, she should patrol the streets of Lagos unclad, this way she would make all the  necessary headlines and may even attract some foreign Attention, lolz,

drnoel:
Help! Wifey Is Using Karate 2 Oppress Hubby


He is seriously thinking about enrolling in one himself.

ROTFLMAO, So if the dude enrols in karate that means him and his wifey will be like Jetli and Jackie Chan, lol, if both of them disagree on an issue, the would settle it with kungfu fighting, hahahahehe, The honest advice i would give to the guy is to accept his fate, or better still try not to lay hands on his wife, lolz, Because if he enrols in another karate lesson, it would be extremely ludicrous.

Bloody lie!!

This fools are really shameless

Anytime i'm on a bus and i hear this lousy preachers preaching there eyeballs out, i get so frustrated i'll wanna strangle em to death. Must u disturb everyone on a bus?? This shiiiit has gotten way out or hand. It's soo preposterous and foolish, especially when i look at their ugly faces as they squeal their brains out i get soo sick that if i had a gun i would joyously shoot their brains out and hopefully i would receive a hand of applause from the passengers. Rubbish!!