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Okay so am done f<u>cking her!....what next?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Is this still here? There should be a thrash section[/quote]F<u>ck off r<e>tard!

adonisgold: OP, you are so painfully naive. How old are you? Ever been in love before? Ok, she has a crush on you and you love her and she's kinda lousy. Stop self-service,ing and be a goddamn man! What have u been doing with your so called big dic,k.
But the problem is dat you will start asking for marriage once u bleep her
, you dat naive.

lmao! Dude you really are one hell ova clown!!...am not dat freakin naive ok....but am sure u must av bin jokin....am 21 so wat has dat got to do wit d topic?...puhleese take a chill pill bruv and leave my d<i>ck out of this ok...

Yu damn ryt sweery! Am rily in luv wit dis babe, buh lettin her know nw seems 2b a difficult task for me dats cuz i dnt wunno screw tins up!.....ryt nw we bout getting it on.....

Exponental: I dont fink she meant bad, she wanted u but @ a wrong tym. Just wait till she comes b4 u conclude wat shes upto.

what she's upto? Dude she definitely wants to get laid dats (1) and she's obsessed with me dats (2)....babe's on her way bck ryt nw and am so elated...will definitely give y'all d raunchy gist of hw it all went down...gotta go make mah room look romantic just in case we decide to do it here...

bennyraz: passing by and i tot i shud say "HI"

Welcome

In what way cud she possibly want me....as a sexual partner or wot?....cuz ryt nw am tinkin of a way to express mah luv for her widout askin her directly....

@ Slimyem i swear to give her the fccking of her life wen she gets bck.

@ op i guess yu must hve been smoking some low cost weed wen yu posted dis dumb shiiit

@Goldieluks there is more to it than just play...if u've bin followin mah posts den u'll understand wat i mean.

@ cowgurl her response was in a playful manner cuz she added..(i go still open for you sha..)...IMO...she must have used dat statement as a cover up for wat she really feels for me...juss so yu kno...she's crazed about me!! Just 2day, she has called me more dan 15 times and has bin bombardin ma fone wit multiple txt...anyways...thanks for the advice dear...rily appreciate it.

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@ odunnu its not fair ooooo

@Cowgurl i dnt rily knw if i cud ask her for luv ryt nw cuz am scared she might just laugh her arse off. Der was a time she told me frankly dat she has just been playin wit me and dat i shudnt take all d silly tins we've been doin personally (woteva d hell dat means) well, i think am safe were we are nw until after our first Bleep.

Hahahahahaha,..reminds me of when i bashed my dad's car...wasnt funny at all...

Yeah she has told me a couple of times dat i really know how to please her(she even has lots of male friends who come to see her), but she doesnt pay much attention to them as she does to me.

Hello nairalanders, pls am nt a good story teller but i'll try in d best of my capacity to explain wats been happening for upto 3 weeks nw. There is this babe dat lives close to my house(a students hostel) dat am crazy in luv wit ryt nw and cnt say for sure if she feels the same way about me. Ok hw do i start, well it started one sunday morning wen she came 2 my house and playfully asked me 4 food(she's kinda lousy tho) i tld her she cud serve herself and she did. Ever since dat day we've been playin wit each oda cuz i visit her house and she visits mine quite frequently. To cut a lng story short, d play bcame intense 2d extent she cnt stay for 20 minutes without checking up on me(this chick am talkin bout is a real hottie). So one day i playfully decided 2 squeeze dem tits which she let me, and also she 'playfully' squeezed my dick and gasped at its hugeness. One day i was forced to french kiss and touch her at d ryt places(which am sure no guy has done b4) i havnt bleeped her yet cuz she is still in her period(she even asked me to Bleep her regardless of d fact she is in her period). So pls my fellow nairalanders, cud it be dat dis chick has been playin wit my head or she really luvs me(cuz shez outta twn nw and has bin bombardin me wit soo many calls and txt messages). Her lst txt was that she cnt wait to feel my dick inside of her. Pls am confused ryt nw

I must vote for Buhari come 2015

Why cant we drag God to court for allowing the Dana air crash to happen?

[quote author=LeoMax]You cant be cooking your way into billionaires club brethren ROTFLMAO!!!

For me, cooking has been a hobby and i always enjoy cookin. U cn call me a sissy or worreva, but wen u taste my food expecially my eguisi soup....i reserve my comment....

Anoda crime waz running away from an okada man widout paying the fare, lol

My worst crime wud be stealing cooked beans from my secondary school kitchen wen i waz soo damn hungry!

m1egyn

^^ The police is your friend seems like an Euphemism to me, it's meant 2 b the police is ur wrst nightmare. See! Its vry simple 2 comprehend.

I thought d world was coming to an end by 2012?

MsDarkSkin:
^^Not only a grammy nominee but one of the most respected and respectable
artists out there PERIOD!!! Pan-Africanist and SOOOO humble. Had the honor of meeting him and when i tell you
this man has a pure soul, i am NOT bullshieting. He definitely didn't deserve that DISRESPECT nor FO0LS on here referring to him as "washed up". I just hope Luciano learns from this and goes where he receives the same love he shows.  I think it should be a wrap when it comes to him performing in Nigeria.

I just can't believe PH pple wld humiliate him dat much, i mean d guy is huge And draws very large crowd of fans at various shows home and abroad, even to d extent of being nominated for a grammy! So tell me how many of dem psquare, timaya, terry G don ever smell grammy nomination? Didnt fink so cuz its impossible nd they still wnt see it till d expiration of their careers! I dnt blame dem sha, maybe because it was a free concert even touts and ganja smoking agberos who listen to only akpako master cld attend! I hope Luciano doesn't take d insults personally sha.

WTF!! Throwing water bottles at Luciano!! A grammy nominated artist, nw i'm ashamed. Http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luciano_(singer)