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i said it,dy will always cry foul to dy tribunal cs dy always win as if dy masses love dem anyway 1$=346naira

did NOI did such mistakes she speaks at times with out looking at the book cs by their onions u shall knw dem,wat do u expect wen OBJ nd DAURA nama nominate her as Finance minister wen both knw nothing,i knw some one will say OBJ brought NOI

i dn laugh scater my dada eh

OrlandoOwoh:
Jonathan was a chapter in our political history that shouldn't have been written.

go nd delete him nd see if daura nama wil achieve wat he achieved

thank God even the senile APC said dy election was peaceful but will soon cry of intimidation,bribery of officials,thuggery nd shooting which included thumb printing in one PDP chieftain house,dy will go 2 tribunal 2 seek their mandate stolen APCCCCCCCCCCCCC ntorrrrr

AngryNigerian:
D guy holding his staff though...is he his abobaku

me sef i dy suspect ooo,incase he wnts to run cs nw he will be closer to OB than ever nd 4 dy guy mind he dy hope say make dy man live reach 60years on the throne

texazzpete:
People use witnesses all over the world with their faces blurred out for their own protection. People in witness protection programs testify without their faces visible in Western countries.

Why is Fayose so determined to air his ignorance in public?

I pity the poor people of Ekiti. More than a year of Governance and yet nothing to show for it but pictures of him eating amala and fufu.

their faces re nt blocked in mask but kept behind a curtain in court,so dts y fayose is sayin dnt wear dem masks nd u c dy country is messed up with lack of adequate protection 4 dy country talk more of a witness

TedBaker:
Ojuju calabar? Pesin thieve public money dem catch wan prosecute am, Fayose dey say ojuju calabar trial.

mumu get sense,fayose said y hide dy witnesses testifying against them in court

anyway ur papa wer giv u dy name Lai saw ur future nd knew wat u will become so dy gave u a beffiting name

APC go soon shout mass scale rigging nd collusion of PDP nd INEC but if dy gays win hmmmmmmm na victory for dy masses nd it was free nd fair so watch out TRIBUNAL dy will be coming crying

and none of them have visited him apart 4rm dy WEST GERMANY PRESIDENT

dats y anoda name 4 African leaders is ''BACK TO THE STONE AGE'' apart 4rm my man GEJ

lalasticlala re u sleeping abi u cnt ban dis guy,but na me una go quick ban

Idrismusty97:
****read the post. Don't you even feel a little shame when you just read the topic and jump into conclusions?

shame 4 wat,was he invited 2 dy event dat u re quarelling with bruce guy to hell with u cs na ur type dy go round 2 find free fud 4 event

did he invite dem,wen others book 4 dier tickets y didnt dey follow same dy waka round dy find free food as if dy man invite una,if na me i 4 ban all unilag student 4 attending my next birthday

Jadekitana:
These set of guys are highly selective and as a lady if you really wanna attract one, u have to step up your game because an average lekki guy has 6 girlfriends, don't deceive yourself. However you can be top on the list if your game is tighter. Here are 8 ways to achieve that :

1) Dress very well: I don't mean 1k tops from balogun market, you must look classy from head to toe, either u carry an lv or a prada bag. Those guys love designers a lot and if all you wear is "bend down select" don't near them. They can detect a broke babe 8miles away and trust me, they don't care if you are pretty but thrashy.

2) Be a drama queen but don't be rude: these guys don't like soft ladies, they enjoy ladies who give them hard time due to their stubborn and proud nature. If u show weakness too early,they move to the next babe instantly. No guy wants a push over,you must stand your ground but b careful as well so it doesn't backfire.

3) you must know how to cook: that sound funny abi? Trust me, there are so many expensive eateries on the island but an average island guy has a well furnished kitchen and expects you to cook for the house. Especially during weekends when his friends come over,you don't expect everybody to eat out do you?

4) Clubbing is with his guys Only,accept that: a lot of them enjoy clubbing with their guys, not every island guy wants u shaking your b.utt infront of his friends 247, most of them prefer u sleep at home and allow them have fun. If you are the type that wants to follow him to every strip club, sorry he would dump you soon.

5) Speak queens english: pidgin is not acceptable, they hate it with passion and it's not about been natural, you need to speak well. The last thing an island guy wants is you disgracing him in presence of his friends! Know your tenses very well.

6) Be Very good in Bed: See there are many ladies tripping for these guys, don't expect him to cope with missionary 247 when some are ready to hang one leg on the ceiling fan, you better be creative and drop every form of holier than thou attitude in your father's house. You are dealing with a very exposed guy here!

7) Don't try to re-arrange their houses: After 2 months you start buying extra stuffs in the kitchen or buying duvets and bedsheets, he would dump you with the speed of light. Trust me he doesn't need his other girlfriends asking too much questions about the new things in the house! He has money to get all those things, mind your business.

Use the washing Machine: if you like pack all his thick shirts and jeans out and be washing from morning till night, he would simply ask why u didn't use the washing machine or take them to the dry cleaners. Yes island guys don't fancy ladies who do that, do your research very well. He'd rather you spend that time cooking or cuddling or u both visit the spa for a massage! Keep your village homely self at home.

9) oooops I had to add this one, never force him to church! Let him go when he wants to, they hate it when you introduce them to your pastor, it's not acceptable!

You can add yours!

u re very experienced in it oooo,hope u do give dem good styles in bed

sickstars:
I just finished watching the movie on african magic


Is u the lead actress?

By the way the movie was titled

EVIL PROJECT

hahahahahahahhahahahaha u get mawt

na village grabing be dat i guess na one village at AREGBERASCAL VILLAGE

so dy boy wer enjoy real pussy na will go free,dts hw dy breed rapist

emzila:
you are doing your best Mr president. I pray that God will vindicate you soon. within the shore of Nigeria especially on issues that are within your control/resource such as bokoharam, internal revenue generation, inculcating the culture of sit up by government agencie, you have done well. the issue of worsening naira against dollar is to any reasonable individuals beyond your immediate control as there is no foreign reserve to do that which any president should have done at a time like this. however, #istandwithbuhari.

FOREIGN RESERVE SINCE 1999

OBJ: INHERITED $3.7b in 1999
LEFT $45.0b in 2007

YAR ADUA: INHERITED $45.0b 2007
GREW TO $63b in 2008
drew from the reserve to boost the economy during the 2008/ 2009 recession and
LEFT $47.7 2009 as at the time GEJ took over the mantle
the growth was as a result of savings when oil price was $147 per barrel and he took out of it to shore up the economy when oil price dropped.
GEJ: INHERITED $47.7b
BUT LEFT $29.2b. from this I hope well meaning Nigerian can see that unlike during the previous administrations that had enough reserve from which the were able to boost the economy, GEJ left barely nothing from which buhari could get fund to bust the economy. NB Yar Adua withdrew about $15b to shore up the economy and still left more than he met on ground but if Buhari is to draw out such money from our reserve today, Nigeria could be bought by dangote.

shut up

GEJ left Naira165 to 1$

PMB INHERITED ND EXTENDED IT TO Naira400 to 1$

what wer u expecting a plate nd wine wer u invited or u went uninvited,good thing is dat bruce dnt even knw dat u wer der so dnt blame him,wetin cum bring discriminatn against unilag student guy dnt be stupid exposing ur foolishness drink ur teem nd keep quiet

this man is dy ony man dat sees his lying sycle dat comes every month,y is he trying 2 lie after he said he didnt knw abt dy mny 4 buying computers in his ministry came abt

majority of them eating re part of NIGERIA problems

but dy have mny y dnt dy give back ''EASY TO COLLECT BUT PAYING BACK' dts wen dy dico drums starts but dy travel round snapping with Eto'o nd stars

11,14 nd 17 neva tasted them but dy rest i won champions league with others

cruzita:
those won't move some girls .U will only end up embarrassing yourself because the moment u start this nonsense they just hiss and walk away

but wen dy guys drives dy latest models of car even in tattered rags gals will always wnt 2 enta his car,go 2 his house,screw him anyhw nd finally part with mny

completely deluded ministers nd zombies supporting them,but he said he didn't knw of any train station or he thought it was his mono rail dat dy train is hanging in dy air,dy will all eat their vomits cs GEJ is still a HERO hate him or love him

989900:
Ole! Barawo! That would spoil una 'show'.

Ekiti, e kpele, e ti shi 'raisi' je!




Another self-centered, self-serving post.
You, or your people are either part of the looters, or part of the banking system!

Is that how to run a bank?!

Is that how to run a country?

Is that how to run a paye system that pays over 26,000 ghost workers billions of Naira every month, in connivance with same thieving banks and MDAs -- and we say the country is broke?!!!

Do you know about the tens of unaccounted accounts that were discovered with billions in them?

Are you aware for example that NNPC does not not know how many accounts it actually has? #sad

Do you know the N2.2 trillion recovered so far and counting, is almost half of our previous budget, roughly same amount Christina Lagard came prostelyzing we come and borrow?

What happened to the over $9b the CBN borrowed banks to save them some few years ago, have they returned it?

Do you know the laziness, 'cluelessness', profiteering and racketeering of them banks and CBN's management's selfishness is part of the reason why there is no power supply, no working refineries, no jobs, no factories, no housing/effectively realistic mortgage plans?

Who wants to borrow @ 25% interest rate?

How many businesses would grow at 20-25% interest rates ( if not the oil cabals . . . ), while we get to borrow in other countries at 2-7%, maximum of 13% interest rates?

Tell me why banks would do proper traditional banking if they can get cheap money from borrowing gov't, gov't's money -- not so genius to own and run a bank now in Nigeria is it?

Between you, those almost 100 peeps that liked your post, and the 'General', who is the clueless now?

2.2trillion collected from where nd u get mind believe Daura President

with all ur high class u still rent a house nd can't get ur own house hmmm then ur breast na weak one cs it only attracts dy weak mny

Brilliance9000:
Ngozi is no fool...she knows whom to serve with. Obasanjo, Jonathan...yes. Buhari...No...he still a dictator, won't listen to advice!

buhari dat dnt knw dy meaning of ECONOMICS talk more of a nation like NIGERIA ECONOMY,cs wat dat man knws is TRAVELLING nd no one visits him cs he knws finally,he has achieved his dreams nd dy country zombies re suffering it cs dy re waiting still waiting 4 dy 5k for dy less vulnerable nd 1$ equals to 1Naira

very soon buffoons will say buhari is working