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HAHAHAAAHAHHHHAAHAHAH wen u have some1 dat failed economics nd knws only 2 travel nd visit but none can visit but all my frnds dat wer shouting 4 change have suddenly gone in2 oblivion

Adaezeagu:
Can't say for now cos am stiil a V

guess u re joking,cs in ur statement,u love it ''BIG,STRONG and RELIABLE''

Amaechi said GEJ didnt do any tangible rail way in dy country but which rail track is he busy touring on nd commisioning abi na,baba stinking language build dy tracks

Fashola said no road contracts wer given or awarded but which roads re dy planning 2 complete or is it not GEJ legacy dis bastards re enjoying nw

month is abt 2 end nd he will travel so dat der will be no salary attending all meetings dat will nt change dy economy

FIVE AMAZING FACTS ABOUT SOME LADIE$
{1}. They hate breast feeding
their baby but they love breast
feeding their boyfriends.
{2}. They like dressing in very
short mini-shirt but they keep
pulling them down to their
knees as they walk.
{3}. They claim they hate sex but
once they visit you and you don't give it to
them, they will never visit you
again.
{4}. They like saving most of
their money but they will spend
yours till ur last kobo.
{5}. They claim they are not
interested in a man's wealth but
again they swear not to date a
broke guys.
True or False?

gals even get mind pass devil in such a way if dy dnt like u,hmmmmm dy will even hate u more

na gene cs am yet she transfer dat ugly gene 2 him generations

wen punnany is involve abi,dy gal sure say dy frnd sleep 4 her room nd no sneak out cs appointment dy happen anytym

no be 2 go market go find buy nd use be dy tin,but hw una go take shake am 2 remove dy ''left overs'' abi after una dn use am una go use wipes or tissue paper still clean am while either squatting or spreadin dy legs






UNA CAN NEVA THINK OR ACT LIKE A GUY

guys cs dy mny he brings says it all if dy bitch is after dy mny or him

islam so much sucks soon dy foolish muslims will say their own practice is different 4rm theirs

wen GEJ said choose btw goin bck to old ways nd to dy past or go forward 2 dy future but some blind,dumbass,zombies,dullard chose dy most effective babbon of dy clueless daura kingdom 2 lead us back thank God GEJ went peacefully 2 tell dy whole naija pple dat he was better,but i still wonder y dint Lai accuse GEJ of nt sabotaging his budget but blame it on PDP boiz in power

Zombies

PARIS, FEBRUARY 17, 2016: (DGW) - President Muhammadu Buhari said Nigeria would have been in a deeper mess had former President Jonathan won the last presidential election.
The president said the humanitarian crisis that would have engulfed Nigeria would have been unimaginable. Nigerians, he said, would have been queuing up for food WHO at UN-assisted outlets.
Buhari criticized the manner his predecessor dipped hands into the country's foreign reserves adding that if he had won and continued in that manner Nigeria would have long folded up as a nation.
While recounting his achievements so far, the president praised himself for not borrowing to pay workers' salaries but has instead bailed out states which were unable to pay their workers' salaries.
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Recounting his achievements further since he took over power, he said his government has paid all subsidy arrears owed oil importers since Jonathan days.
Speaking further the president said his government despite the ongoing crunch of oil prices, his administration has been able to maintain the amount of money in the nation's foreign reserves, unlike Jonathan that crashed it with almost $10 billion in 7 months following a dwindling in oil prices during his tenure as president.
The president said it would be absurd, illogical and irrational for anyone to think his government is 'useless' and doing badly despite the fact that oil sells below the half price when Jonathan was in power.

travelling to lie nd lie oh sorry lai will always defend his foolish master,imagine discussing on climate change as if we have factories dat emit gases like china,USA,Germany and other developed countries and just imagine classifying common harmattan nd dy heat as climate change 4 zombies nd wat has his travel brought cs he hasn't brought anything nd no president have visited him except dy WEST GERMANY PRESIDO

hahahhahahhahahah but this one i dnt think it occurs in NIGERIA oooo

13. He tucks sweet notes under your windshield wipers to surprise you when he sees your car parked in town.

lady sorry may dy back counter in POLICE STATION be ur house 4 some days

ladies dy 'POWER OF PRICK' if una like wen una marry no take care of ur husband well remember is nt all abt dy money money money

“The other day, 34 Senior Advocates of Nigeria fought against only one small EFCC lawyer in court and he defeated all of them! What we are doing today is not by our power''

so and which case was dy small lawyer defending was it against a person stealing 100k or wat stop lying u bastard,so wat will u say abt Ricky Tarfa dat brought over 90 SANs nd lawyers to ur defend him nd ur EFCC lawyers couldn't make noise

lara c wat u re causing making dat deluded monkey kill his state,so with all his comrade mawt he cnt giv his pple water board supply 4rm his 8 year tenure coming 2 an end,edo pple make una foolishly vote APC nd knw dat u guys re perpetually cursed 4 life

only wat dy understand is voilent nd stomach infrastructure nd nothing else nd dy so much hate dis beautiful word




LOVE UR NEIGHBOUR AS YOURSELF

money money money always money,the truth of dy matter is NIGERIA is richly blessed dts y dy steal and know dat dy mny will go round,i bet APC will do same so dat wen dy leave power at dy centre dy will like their name 2 be among dy looters

jude is just been a foolish elder broda,if nt 4 dy twins who could have none him mayb he could have been loading at surulere park

so cnt dy be stopped by dy police 4 offending traffic rules,wat a bunch of fools in dis country so na celebrity he is above dy law if say na army man stop am una no think say dy way paul face 4 swell with slaps dat him shoulder 4 drop

my dear country prepare 4 more lies 4rm Lai mohammed,wen dy new DG of all media agency will be announced cs dy will so much counter demsefs with lies all over

tonaydo:
Jangilova

This one is done by both genders and it was a fun game, we use to compete on who will go the highest when swinging. . .I wound wella for this game cos most of the jangilova were made by us so it wasn't perfect. . .jangilova epe motto lols

jangilova was fun but boiz wer so wicked always planning bad

ThePeacemaker:
Nice one woman
Btw This woman is advertising God and satan at the same time
Helping the poor and Not making her body the temple of the Lord


In other news
Fine butter bread for sale
I pray seun sees me and turn me into nairaland model

may u nt have sense 4 a decade

if dis children becomes something in future mama nd papa go put hand 4 nose say my son is progressing,but u wickedly drove dem off ur house may thunder strike una nd may God bless dis Danish woman but those pastors wer dy c dy pikin cnt help oooooooooooooouna own on dy last day GOD go visit una accordingly

hungry bad ooooooooooooo

God bless ur hustle ma'am

so u turn FBI with food vendors lol

gals other name na jealousy