if u channel this cliches for the fins of God,honestly heaven will rejoice on ur behalf.

babasolo:
Do u knw kola?? Is ur name shola, did u ever go to redeemed?? With dis u nica bukar are u goin to gym?? Dis ur confidence level is soo extreme, u resemble pretty woman do u knw de film

Lmaoo.

As long as you are not harassing her and you are passing your message that you want her to be your boo.... It goes.

Meeting a strange lady for the first time, liking her the first time, meeting her and passing your message to her and her accepting and the whole drama IS GENERALLY HILARIOUS.

If there is no hilarious thing attached to a first time meeting with your crush, THEN YOUR FIRST MEETING WAS BORING.

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

Then I will suggest u do that 15 stuff. Stop condemning the good works of people. It's just like u that your line of design is outdated. How will u feel?

tosyne2much:
I just hope say na Dollars sha

You know no like naira? Let's try to grow our naira bro

sorry are you nicki minaj's younger sis?

That you look familiar is a very common one. Some will even give you name sef. They will be like, "Hello, Chioma right?"

tosyne2much:
You praising her? Do you think I give a damn about her comment? It doesn't move me an inch and will not stop me from dropping another one

Bro, just do your thing... Some are just pained their threads don't hit the front page.

Funkychic:


@Op....Number10 says..... feel free to add yours, is dat one of d Hilarious cliches??

It's also part of it

NgwaManNaija4LF:
hello! Please I'm going to Ekiti and don't know the right route to take. Please, how far is it? is it possible I trek from Ikeja to Ekiti? Oga go sit down jawe



You got me cracking with this.

hehehe No mind me jawe

lefulefu:
Lol really funny hilarious moves.Anyway for me sha if i see a girl that i like i just politely walk up to her and tell her.just be direct and it will work wonders.As long as u are presentable,neat responsibly dressed the lady won't tell u off.is only when u look dirty with gallas hairstyle and ur trousers hanging below ur buttocks that she might tell u off.though the average naija babe won't tell u off even if u wearing only pant like Fela but driving a brand new range rover sport or murano.

Bwhahaahha roflwkmd I swear u too funny

kullozone:



Bro, just do your thing... Some are just pained their threads don't hit the front page.

Me no dey send anybody bro... Nothing discourages me

cruzita:
those won't move some girls .U will only end up embarrassing yourself because the moment u start this nonsense they just hiss and walk away

Thank God you said girls. No responsible woman hisses n walk away while being spoken to. It's uncultured.

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

Am dead

Are you Olajumoke? Do you sell Agege bread?

The bank is favourite place to woo a lady. Any time I go to the bank to cash or deposit a large amount of money, I just woo any pretty girl in sight. Girls love high volume transaction guys.

Kingsasian:
Thank God say I no dey toast babes for road.

hmmmm

Quite hilarious as I have used @ least two of these lines. Honesty wooing a girl is not as simple as people think most especially when it's a girl with class. Most guys just honk horn and believe the girl will stop but though some do,others won't no matter the class of car u are driving. During my undergraduate days the style that worked 98% of the time 4 me was to start wooing girls from 1-2,&4-6 pm. I carefully choose this time b.cuz I know after a lecture stress moment they did be hungry.

Me: hello cute

Girl: hi

Me: i,am otobong,what should I call u?

Girl: i,am pearl ( na fake names most girls d use but who k's?)

Me: such a cute name, u must be born on the month of may.

Girl: smiles,why do u say so

Me: 80 % of beautiful girls are born in may and research has proven this to be true

Girl: I don't know how true ur assertion is but I was born on may

Me: ain' t nothing to proof then, pretty today is Wednesday ( I use the name of any day of the week depending when I meet them),queenliz restaurant has the best menu on this day, plz would u join me?

Girl: mmmmmm! Was actually heading home but I must confess u sound different from other guys so y not(differnt girls use differnt phrases but actually none has ever rebuffed my lunch or dinner date)

Me: u making me feel special and I promise to make dis treat a special one... we then head to the restaurant and after avin a gud meal contacts are xchanged and d rest d say is history. Shout out to all malabites and malabresses on the thread.

lady96:
hmmmm

yea, that is my person

[quote author=Nikita1 post=43084504][/quote]this answered my question right?

tosyne2much:
Bwhahaahha roflwkmd I swear u too funny

but its true na abi i lie? Haha

PurestBoy:


You know no like naira? Let's try to grow our naira bro

I'm not condemning our currency bro.. But you should know that a tattered 1,000 note is more valuable than a newly printed 500 note

Some guys will be like ..'excuse me, I think ur eyelashes have shifted a bit, I was only joking, trying to get ur attention.'

babasolo:
Do u knw kola?? Is ur name shola, did u ever go to redeemed?? With dis u nica bukar are u goin to gym?? Dis ur confidence level is soo extreme, u resemble pretty woman do u knw de film

we don see say u sabi d song..well done

U saw a lady u've neva seen any where nd u call her Anita hw r u? D rest is history......

cruzita:
those won't move some girls .U will only end up embarrassing yourself because the moment u start this nonsense they just hiss and walk away

espcially dos over-holy xtain and muslim sistrs,fffhuuuunnn,u self smell like one of dem...;.:.

Maxi112:
*
* if na for bank... babe abeg borrow me ur pen... from there u no

Lol.. So true.. One guy at the bank was like 'can you help me with your pen?' i told him i was already leaving the bank, and he said 'oh! Dnt worry, I have my pen here' ( showing me his pen )

I only use that number 10 twice.

I am quilty of number9 and it works for me like magic cos of my innocent looks

JuicyGee:

Lol.. So true.. One guy at the bank was like 'can you help me with your pen?' i told him i was already leaving the bank, and he said 'oh! Dnt worry, I have my pen here' ( showing me his pen )

showing u his pen...hehe i concur

cruzita:
those won't move some girls .U will only end up embarrassing yourself because the moment u start this nonsense they just hiss and walk away

but wen dy guys drives dy latest models of car even in tattered rags gals will always wnt 2 enta his car,go 2 his house,screw him anyhw nd finally part with mny

JuicyGee:

Lol.. So true.. One guy at the bank was like 'can you help me with your pen?' i told him i was already leaving the bank, and he said 'oh! Dnt worry, I have my pen here' ( showing me his pen )

such is life..

but u never finish d gist na..... so continue, what happen next