₦airaland Forum

very funny party nd una go shout peoples governor assembly members wake up 2 una responsibility APC na scam 4rm beginning lai mohammed really teach dem hw 2 lie

happy am part of dis generation but dy corruption nd infidelity in 2015 cnt b compared to 1930 ooooo

imagine na guy ryt dis OP y nt a lady cs dy re dy ones experiencing dy pains nd all in dy poundings guys stop rytin ladies topic

getting compensated 4 a gud job anyway APC na scam nd will be worst than PDP cs its showin i giv sense to dy person followin me

say na FG buy am giv dem dis daura dn dy vex say imams dnt have mny 2 buy jets

KingTom:
The worst punishment I ever got?
October, 1996

I was in Jss3, for my mind Na oshey junior finalist. Popping my collar and sagging my extremely long shorts. I was a rebel believe or not. The whole school knew about Aworinde the great cane Chester. The artful dodger, the baddest guy, I took pride in my tardiness and legendary loitering, since I knew ""E pass cane?"mtcheew,. Then my bubble burst, my case got to Fr. Christopher
. The man thought of the best punishment for me. One Monday morning, I bounced to the assembly hall at 8:00 (assembly time was 7:45am) I got there, received my customary 12 strokes and was on my way in when Fr. Stopped me, young man come with me after the assembly, I turned white, afterwards he took me accompanied by some other students to an old abandoned toilet, he kicked the door open and asked me to get a bucket, some elephant (detergent) and wash it spotless. Emi? I got in, there were 6 toilets. I opened the first stall and was greeted with a putrid pungent stench, maggots and rats competed against themselves. I studied the lifecycle of the housefly I scrubbed and scrubbed shedding tears in the process, the worst was yet to come, in the third stall, I found splashed on the wall some faeces arranged to form AUSTINO 4 REAL WAZ HERE I cursed Austino wherever he might have been, I cursed his family! Chai I was dying. Needless to say I finished the job and was totally reformed. I started coming to assembly by 7:00am I was/am scared for life by austino's art.

austino na legend ooo dy guy suppose be a gud sculptor using shit as art wow

IN NIGERIA many pple dy dat cnt be forgotten namely
obasanjo
tinubu
abacha
MARADONA (IBB)
Daura President
EBELE JONATHAN nd wife
WIKE AND AMAECHI in sort dy names endless so 4get dm na issue remember dem na issue anyway NAIJA one love

all na lies abeg APC nd propaganda GEJ jst dy laff cs wen him talk dy go shut up

one chance mny almost all APC state collect dy mny to attend dier children wedding,party nd travel abroad with dy bail out mny hmmmm yet dy shouted GEJ dint rule well y dy wer messing up with state mny GOD WILL JUDGE ALL OF UNA

Governors go dy sing by nw i dn get alert na GOD win

Another round of financial lifeline is to be enjoyed by states following the Federal Government’s decision to share N535.5 billion – being reimbursement of the cash spent on maintaining federal roads across the country.
The decision was taken at yesterday’s National Economic Council (NEC) meeting presided over by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo at the State House, Abuja.


Governor of Oyo State, Senator Abiola Ajimobi, disclosed this to State House correspondents at the end of the meeting on Thursday.
He was accompanied to the briefing by his Kano, Benue and Delta counterparts – Abdullahi Ganduje, Samuel Ortom and Ifeanyi Okowa respectively.
Ajimobi said: “Another issue discussed is on refund of expenses incurred on repair of federal roads by states. As listed here, we have 13 states that have fully complied with the reimbursements requirements, we have eight states that have partially complied, 21 states without compliance and the total sum of claims to be reimbursed is exactly 535, 596, 386, in other words, N535.5 billion”.
According to the Oyo governor, N13 billion has been disbursed to states as at 2013 and that the challenges faced had to do with inadequate funding in the ministry.
He also disclosed that 26 state governments have applied for restructuring of their bank loans amounting to N500 billion.
While 11 of the states have concluded and submitted all relevant documents, Ajimobi disclosed that 13 states are involved in the second phase that will commence soon.
He added: “The other major item that was discussed had to do with the restructuring of bank loans to state governments, and the restructuring was done into Federal Government bonds and the DG of DMO reported as follows: That 26 states applied for the loans, 11 states have concluded and submitted all relevant documents and 13 states are involved in the second phase to commence immediately. The total money involved in the restructuring stood at over N500 billion”.
According to him, the Accountant General of the Federation told the Council that the Excess Crude proceeds balance was over $2.257 billion as at 15th September.
He also said that council was informed that fertilizer used by farmers increased by over 271 per cent towards food security in the country.
He said: “Lastly, we discussed the issues of the current and future agricultural policy direction. And the Permanent Secretary made a very lucid presentation and it was extensively discussed and he gave us information on data base of farmers in proceeds production capacity of food storage and grains increased fertilizer.
“And he told us specifically that fertilizer used by farmers increased by over 271 percent which was commendable, but the conclusion was that there was the need for more interaction with the states and local governments and their approach in agriculture should be bottom-top approach”.
The governor said that Council was also briefed about the planned agricultural training programme that the ministry of agriculture intends to pursue, adding that 12 states and FCT have been selected for the pilot phase.
The second phase, he said, first phase, would include non-educated youths to be spread across states by geopolitical zones.
The 23 states whose debts have been restructured into bonds are: Abia, Adamawa, Akwa Ibom, Bauchi, Bayelsa, Benue, Cross Rivers, Delta, Edo, Ekiti, Enugu, Gombe, Imo, Kogi, Kwara, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Oyo, Plateau, Rivers, Taraba and Zamfara.

NEC MeetingAnother round of financial lifeline is to be enjoyed by states following the Federal Government’s decision to share N535.5 billion – being reimbursement of the cash spent on maintaining federal roads across the country.
The decision was taken at yesterday’s National Economic Council (NEC) meeting presided over by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo at the State House, Abuja.
Governor of Oyo State, Senator Abiola Ajimobi, disclosed this to State House correspondents at the end of the meeting on Thursday.
He was accompanied to the briefing by his Kano, Benue and Delta counterparts – Abdullahi Ganduje, Samuel Ortom and Ifeanyi Okowa respectively.
Ajimobi said: “Another issue discussed is on refund of expenses incurred on repair of federal roads by states. As listed here, we have 13 states that have fully complied with the reimbursements requirements, we have eight states that have partially complied, 21 states without compliance and the total sum of claims to be reimbursed is exactly 535, 596, 386, in other words, N535.5 billion”.
According to the Oyo governor, N13 billion has been disbursed to states as at 2013 and that the challenges faced had to do with inadequate funding in the ministry.
He also disclosed that 26 state governments have applied for restructuring of their bank loans amounting to N500 billion.
While 11 of the states have concluded and submitted all relevant documents, Ajimobi disclosed that 13 states are involved in the second phase that will commence soon.
He added: “The other major item that was discussed had to do with the restructuring of bank loans to state governments, and the restructuring was done into Federal Government bonds and the DG of DMO reported as follows: That 26 states applied for the loans, 11 states have concluded and submitted all relevant documents and 13 states are involved in the second phase to commence immediately. The total money involved in the restructuring stood at over N500 billion”.
According to him, the Accountant General of the Federation told the Council that the Excess Crude proceeds balance was over $2.257 billion as at 15th September.
He also said that council was informed that fertilizer used by farmers increased by over 271 per cent towards food security in the country.
He said: “Lastly, we discussed the issues of the current and future agricultural policy direction. And the Permanent Secretary made a very lucid presentation and it was extensively discussed and he gave us information on data base of farmers in proceeds production capacity of food storage and grains increased fertilizer.
“And he told us specifically that fertilizer used by farmers increased by over 271 percent which was commendable, but the conclusion was that there was the need for more interaction with the states and local governments and their approach in agriculture should be bottom-top approach”.
The governor said that Council was also briefed about the planned agricultural training programme that the ministry of agriculture intends to pursue, adding that 12 states and FCT have been selected for the pilot phase.
The second phase, he said, first phase, would include non-educated youths to be spread across states by geopolitical zones.
The 23 states whose debts have been restructured into bonds are: Abia, Adamawa, Akwa Ibom, Bauchi, Bayelsa, Benue, Cross Rivers, Delta, Edo, Ekiti, Enugu, Gombe, Imo, Kogi, Kwara, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Oyo, Plateau, Rivers, Taraba and Zamfara.

Igbos nd mny fraudulent pple but nt all doing business in a country dat kills easily

this is wat i call IF U DNT KNW U DNT KNW cs UNICAL re masters in doing dis especially GEOLOGY,CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS ND BIOLOGY DEPT na gals i pity c dy can always giv excuse to go to dy toilet block heads

no big deal na but in naija him house helps dare not c him holding bread 4 street or their job is offf naija big men wen in naija b lords wen dy leave naija can behave themselves

police dn get fud to eat anytym oooooo

only active in media but behind re dy worst crooks in 21st century

c as she dy giv dy gift dnt wnt mingling wen bill gates wife nd husband dy freestyle with poor pple like lara nd oshobaba

babe u get sense oooo neva tot i can c ladies wiyh brains in NL cs some get cow brains like DAURA OF ASO ROCK DAT SAID HE AS LOST HIS WAY IN PALACE

buhari is a dictator y is dat obolo eye nt i court too CCB 4get say frog eye was operating 10 different accounts wen as a governor saraki na ur greed cs am APC party of greedy fellows PDP will b laffing dier hrts out

i said it dy wer dy ones sponsoring BH boiz nw dy re looking 4 a safe landing 4 dier peeps APC re dy core prblm of country insecurity yet dy scam dy olodos forgiveness shoo very soon shekau will b given amnesty nd mde to walk freely with security GOD in heaven dy watch una so keep playing with una olodos nd almajiris brain

yar dua was dia no complain mumu buhari enta wahala dy cs he dnt like christianity dts if its true dis OP put ooo

not strange citizens will wake up one morning nd hear amnesty nd leaders of boko haram freed nd allowed as visitors 2 aso villa buhari is finding a soft way to release his frnds nd u will c soon all dis bomb will stop

impeachment long over due but dy Assembly will soon give vote of confidence OSUN citizens match 2 government house nd cut his head cs dats wat french did their king way bck due to impoverish dem nd him eating nd since then no king messed up

FINALLY DIER SUPPORTERS WILL B TURNED 2 ALMAJIRIS cs APC really showed dat dier followers re blinded with change GEJ may GOD bless u 4 showing dy FEW NIGERIANS with sense dat APC meant evil probing till next 3 years

finally APC nd SUPPORTERS including COW BUHARI ND OSINBAJO thinks dy re fooling dy country but i guess wrong cs dy re dy real clueless one making noise without result cs dy will soon say dy neva said it wer dat mumu SSA called SANI ND FEMI

buhari na scam nd a dictator i wonder if dy useless assembly members no go stand up 2 dier work after he will say na GEJ any way cows brain like daura get sense una hear nd no shout sai buhari here

buhari na joke on dis country cs him mumu followers go dy shout change foolishly nw y is he negotiating with terrorist cs its nt done anywer oo

dis twins re arrogant cnt dress as married pple dnt dy c BONO,DR DRE nd some matured dudes stop dis habit no shw wealth later in 10 yrs tym u start saying all went wrong ooo in a flash cs na dis same media go rubbish u wen dat tym come

dy did dat 2 c if GEJ go fear but him no ansa dm dy tot dy wil frustrate him but lie dy man is greatly loved even by some cows on nl sef who wen dy c him name go dy traumatize or hypnotize 2 shout sai cow buhari

kogi aspirants na complete waste of votes cs audu climb did nothing na nw him go work,dy current one nothing so who fit vote who nd dy state is just as retarded as benue no moving front or bck jst stagnant FED GOV 4 jst share dy states give oda states with gud fore sight