₦airaland Forum

Lovely and funny.

What about niaralanders

Watin una want make i talk.

Day decieve urself.

CaroLyner:
i'ld still have my wedding.
my boo is worth more than any amount of money.

Person future wife,na wa o.

What do u mean,am i not handsome.

ireneony:
abeg nor spoil this thread

And you didnt add me mr sexy

MoNickk:
funny write up. i was born between the years you mentioned and i beg to differ...the fact that your female friends cant cook doesnt mean no other female can. i refuse to be termed 'indomie generation'. i can boldy n proudly say i can cook mouth watering meals that would make you forget your middle name,clean n also keep house. Now what do u bring to the table other thsn money? what makes you stand out from other guys?

if you are serious then you are the kind of lady am looking for.apart from money my lady i will bring a mouth watering hot sex to the bed.

Optional2:
Lemme join my pple nd say dis,
who em style don epp?

ur grandfather i guess.









My guy that yarn don cast,cant you come up with something better.

I can still see some fat that are properly turk in.

They say am from heaven because i look like an angel.

Man u make una loose abeg which kind useless man u be dis,make una allow dis boys carry the trophy for new traford.

Jirate:
That One Dey God Hand….

na true sha.

63 years ke,how many years him wan come rule.

Haven't you heard that church business is a serious buisness,allow the pastor to make his cool cash,if the followers are dummies.thank you and dont mention.

PastorAji:
eleri'bu

aji eke dika gi,onye nzuzu,anu mpama.

Dont judge so that you will not be judge.everybody has right to his or her own preference.

Samabu07:
Lol...you just reminded me of some place....Guy, you stay for Bayelsa? That's their usual kind of statements though.

no o that you never she sunshin is the language that is use by those chinese and lebanese workers in nigeria company when work don hard machine day off day on at the same time the next tin they will tell you is my frd you never she sunshin.

PastorAji:
ITUMO

eke nsi di ka gi.anu ofia.

raker300:
The girl I buy vegetables from here in enugu is finer than this. I don't even use the vegetables, I just like it when she bends over in front of me to select them for me..she has the fullest boobs ever.

I threw away the vegetables I bought from her one time after she refused to gimme her number.. ...I still wave @ her whenever I pass by though and she waves back with that killer smile

and you want to make heaven.

U never she sunshin.

Team fc barcelona.

Evidence1000:
When nature calls, you must obey whether you like it or not. But in some cases, you may choose to ignore. Someone like me can ignore if I choose to. Just like a time I held my own from Abuja to Lagos.
Ie. 12 hours on the road.



So, nairalanders, what is the longest time you've ever held shit?


Please I don't want forming here.

chaii you go don use mess finish them.

PastorAji:
are you ok or what's d meaning of 'epp'?

pastor awobi ofeke.

Abeg who your facebook account don epp.