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Kejilee: Table
Premier League P PTS
1 Arsenal 7 16
2 Liverpool 7 16
3 Chelsea 7 14
4 Southampton 7 14
5 Manchester City 7 13
6 Tottenham Hot... 7 13
7 Everton 7 12
8 Hull City 7 11
9 Manchester Uni... 7 10
10 Aston Villa 7 10
11 Newcastle United 7 10
12 West Bromwich... 7 9
13 West Ham United 7 8
14 Cardiff City 7 8
15 Swansea City 7 7
16 Stoke City 7 7
17 Fulham 7 7
17 Norwich City 7 7
19 Crystal Palace 7 3
20 Sunderland

tenkx 4 d update

Kejilee: Hello guys, hw una For the remain of this year me and my family
will countinu to praise God and shout
halleluyah, halleluyah. halleluyah, halleluyah
halleluyah, halleluyan, halleluyaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaah.
Just

ÈSHÈ ALLELU........
YAH.......

Plz wu az been given admission cos mine is application not successful

Samtolly4JESUS: One Sunny Afteroon, Miracy came running to me that she desperately needed a Job. She complained that she's tired of staying at home and she wants anything just to while away time.

Being a nice dude who has connections in most Top eateries, I decided to fix an appointment with the Famous Mama Cass and her at one of their restaurantz in Oregun, Ikeja.

I asked her if she can cook very well and she replied in the affirmative.

Hmmmm......


We got to the restaurant in no time and we both headed straight to the Director's office. Fortunately, we met Mama Cass and after exchanging pleasantries, I explained the predicament of Miracy to her.

She Decided to help her.

"Don't worry Sam, I'll employ her as a cook " she told me.

I was Happy. Miracy was happy too.

Mama Cass decided to conduct a Mini unofficial interview with Miracy and She took her to the adjoining office.

The following conversation ensued between Mama Cass and Miracy:

Mama Cass: (with Smiles). Young Lady, what is your Name?

Miracy: (Fidgeting with her nails) I'm Tosin.

Mama Cass: Why have you Decided to take up this Job?

Miracy: I just got admitted to study Law in Oau, but the lingering ASUU strike is slowing the pace of things Ma, so I decided to while away time with the Job ma.

Mama Cass: That's thoughtful of you.....

###Meanwhile, I was leaning by the wall, listening to the interview.###

She continued,

Mama Cass: Are you sure you can cook very well?

Miracy: Yes Ma, I'm very skilled. I can prepare Tea,
Cook indomie, and I can heat water for Garri(Eba)

###Mama Cass and I exchanged glances### She was confused.

She decided to probe further,

Mama Cass: What are the procedures for preparing Amala?

Miracy: (smiling sheepishly) Firstly, you Rinse the Yam Flour(Elubo)............

Mama Cass: ...(With shaky Voice) co....n...t...i..n..u...e

Miracy: .............After, you parboil the water and cook it like Rice........

###Mama Cass Fainted###
### I Fainted too###
###Miracy is Currently Jobless###

Source: Pure Fiction

rinse keh??.....loll... Really 4ny

jaryeh: oh! Brother,may the Lord bring an end to all manner of sickness in your life and in Nigeria.


Happy sunday to you all.

Tenkx niqqa.....hope ur day went well

jaryeh: Good morning everyone. Remember to pray for Nigeria today...

oga finestboi, abeg i wan c my thread for f.p before i cum bak frm church o. Or else we go impeach you.

www.nairaland.com/1467065/nairalanders-view-nigerian-varsities-infrastructures

....naxo we go pray wella 4 d guy(NIGERIA) he no gbadun wella.....
Me 2 gan as a personal nigga a sick small make una all pray 4 T.ICE ohhhhh

Jodekss: na so my guy, osi stinks, that's why it's gud to always gbagbe osi, gud morny and happy Sunday...

....tenkx man....make una go church ohh nd dnt 4get ur omi-iye ohhh...,,
oh ne-ce-ss-ary....

Miracy: It’s a first new sunday!!!
thanksgiving sunday rite??
oya lets all go to our diff. place of worship n give d Almighty GOD our best cos He deserves our praises.we all av a risn to say thank you cos its not by our might or power dat we r all alive to
witness today....





But remember seek first d kingdom of GOD n His righteousness...What shall it profit a man who gains d whole world but looses his soul.Only JESUS saves,He is d way,avin Him is avin ALL...He loves us n he wants us to reciprocate.There is a questn i av for everyone...Do u av CHRIST??
if u dont it signifies DANGER...




Receive HIM today into ur life n av eternal joy n peace....





i wish u all a great sunday n a blissful week ahead...GOD bless us.

amen ohhh nd u 2

Jodekss: ...and good morny to everyone, how was your night? Make sure you keep your anima today o, it'd only fetch you vacuous results...
Tomorrow girls, put on a chichi habilents to Church/mosque and guys like me ehn, my ankara dodoed would be on with my 300 naira spec...gbadge osi... Good morny but pray before you start having some Z/sleep o, nightmares stink.... ☺

Jodekss: ...and good morny to everyone, how was your night? Make sure you keep your anima today o, it'd only fetch you vacuous results...
Tomorrow girls, put on a chichi habilents to Church/mosque and guys like me ehn, my ankara dodoed would be on with my 300 naira spec...gbadge osi... Good morny but pray before you start having some Z/sleep o, nightmares stink.... ☺

Jodekss: ...and good morny to everyone, how was your night? Make sure you keep your anima today o, it'd only fetch you vacuous results...
Tomorrow girls, put on a chichi habilents to Church/mosque and guys like me ehn, my ankara dodoed would be on with my 300 naira spec...gbadge osi... Good morny but pray before you start having some Z/sleep o, nightmares stink.... ☺

.....naxo ohhh me don 4get osi 4 bustop**
mawnin my oga

Mawnin guyzz,,


av a blessed day ahead.

Harrisonn: Evening guys

pm




how u mr hackex??



ow ur 2day

Any linguist in d house? Wana hook up wid ma course mates 2go id: OLUWATISE4

Nairalane: Hmm Hmmm! Mewa n selè láwùjo eniyan. Èyin kó yìí. Buburu o ni selè lódèdè yin o. Eyin omo naijiria, se ri isele tòsè yii, o lagbara pupo. Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah. E ku ile o, papadinho, samutolli,mirashi, tola jokedess, shiamaka, gidoni ati awon iyoku. E fi idi le nkan. A n pada bo.

Éhcarbôr òga mi ôrwôn

A.M.Pals arh g b ??

Johncrown80: . Absolutely safe

tenkx boss of life

where am i Shey mo safe sha

LUCAS C: the oau cut off point is now reduced and ur score will be divided with d number of questions multiply by 100 that gives u ur percentage

me no grap expanciate abegi

Harrisonn:
This is quite confusing, OAU CDL has just posted another version of the cut of marks now on her website though the former one is still up somewhere there.
Here are the new ones;
BCP – 50%,
CMP – 46%,
EGL – 52%,
EGM – 49%,
GLR – 54%,
GMP – 41%,
MGE – 41%
What is going on? Are some prayers ascending to God as a sweet smelling

watz OAU CDL

Complilation of list don start ohhhh but we neva finish am

shey don don start ni?

Samtolly4JESUS: #Drags him by the collar to the nearest carpenter workshop......

Oga Mufutau, This boy will be here for the next 3 years....... Thread go don reach 1,500 before then

yeeee......carpenter keh Shey na d biz in town niyen?......shey money go kum awt wella sha?

Olastep1: Rising from its 32rd Emergency NEC meeting, the Academic Staff Union of Universities(ASUU) has called off its 93-day old strike.

In a press release, ASUU complained that even though the Federal Government did partial justice to its demands; the strike has been called off in the interest of Students.

ASUU has directed all its members to take along their markers and microphones anytime they wanted to sleep. And also University students should put their lecture notes and pen under their pillows every night.

Rising from its extraordinary NEC meeting, every student is expected to dress formally when coming to lectures in their dreams starting from 11pm on 2nd October, 2012, as it is a new dawn of educational revival.

lolll....tenks 2 ma eng teacher....i neva read d whole stuff i scanned 2ru it by reading d first nd last paragraph:p:p:p.....itz wen dis page reach 1,500 d strike iz gona b called off #trust me#.
I just pray make i neva born b4 dat tym sha. Eku ASUU strike yi ooooo** EKU independence yi oooo** Emi ase pupo re laye ohhhh......

Miracy: psychology

2 which course??

Miracy: i did change of course n i’ve bin admitted on jamb website...

....seriously if i may ask u made d change 4rm what course??

Harrisonn: Yes i did.. i change from Elect Elect to computer science with Economics.. my jamb status is still telling me No admission Given yet.. but have confirm my name on campus (Admission office )and my name is on the list.

mine also has being confirmed tho.......buh itz lyk ppl wu did change of course ar those facing d issue of no admission given yet.

Helloww rummiez,,,,,, pls as any1 wu did a change of course via jamb being admitted Pls reply me ASAP

Miracy: mmmmm...all we nid is GOD’S mercy to make it a happy one...lets hope tomorrow brings peace n joy to Nigeria...




I LOVE MY COUNTRY NIGERIA!!!!
PROUD TO BE A PINK!!!

DATZ #TEAM-MINAJ 4 U

benatex: ALL OAU ASPIRANTS FOR D 2013/2014 SET SHOULD DROP THEIR NUMBERS HERE FOR OUR WHATSAPP GROUP,PLS INVITE OTHERS THAT R NOT IN DIS GROUP OO,EVEN YUR OWN PAL,strictly for our own set oo,not predites or undergraduates

.....a group already exist

michaeltotti: Seriously u vexin mewhat r we celebrating gan.indepen what?u hapi.insted mke d youth turn bk against em.so dt them go no say we mean biznez.u cun dey say hapi dependent.SMH

boss me calm down abegi.....me just wan du örmôr NIGERIA rérê niii....plz no vex abegi....

Happy independence niqqaz *hope i'm nt vexin sum1 sha*.......we've gat no choice norni.....we no fit postpone d date...itz still oct 1st of every blessed year....all we need is prayer norni....*hp i'm still on d ryt track sha* @ least we don clock 53 (if i'm nt mistaken) ati dagba small naooo...make we just dey pray make we get wetin correct agba dey get. Prayer is d best 4 a situation lyk dis, we shuld nt only luk God's face as if we dey luk Uche face....make we call on him wellaaaaaaa...abi naoo**********
Happy independence 1nce again. Luv yhu all. #TEAM-INDEPENDENCE

ayoyori: we resumd in march ds yr bro.

olorun ohhh...eleda ohhh wetin man go du nw

benatex: to those dat made d oau pd cutoffs jus like I did,pli say congratulations oo. #electelect. I greet ma ogas and ogaresses at d top,Chiamaka,Oluwatola,Miracy,Emmyeuler,papadinho,fynestboi,T.ice,dokdave,Felcocom

congrat bro.....so watz next?