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Oluwatola5: Hmmm......the title of d great renowned writer Achebe's book, 'Things Fall Apart' fits so perfectly in d condition in which this thread is now. As it wuz stated in d book, things fall apart and d centre cannot hold, d centre of this thread is fast losing it. We need help, revivalists, catalysts and anything that can bring about a change. Kindhearted nairalanders shldnt jxt keep there arms folded while they watch this thread crumple up totally. Dis is my sincere plea. I hope this touches a soft-spot in d heart of all of u. One luv y'all.

Samtolly4JESUS: Good Morning House!

Boladot2: Hi rums! Is possible to re-print d fedpoffa p.u.t.m.e. Result afta d 1st print out. And hw can i do it?

bolaji73: hy fellas? I heard dat d list has bin place dere in sch.hw true is dis?

Anuoluwap: For me Once I check my Facebook notification & messages thats the end, no time for chatting on fb for long 'sey wetin'.
Twitter is more useful so I visit almost every day.
But for Nairaland I'm just addicted even when at work just can't ignore it. Hope Seun not using 'juju' on me?

Samtolly4JESUS: Answer it na

Solexy96: I hear say d faculties don release merit list 4 deir places. Abeg na who don check?

Samtolly4JESUS: In a family where the husband
earns #150,000 every month, and
the wife earns #1million every
month and they both work in the
same company, and the kids are
lacking parental care and love.
who among them should resign
to take care of the kids?

benatex: For d expredites, i went to ife ystday to check out my department, my cutoff was 62 and i had 62.6. I was told my d secretary of dean that i'd be admitted. Now this morning, i dey to chat with MR FANIRAN on my whatsapp. These were our exact conversation.

Me-Good morning sir
Me-Sir i went to my dept yesterday to ask for some things and i was told that my cutoff is 62

Me-Sir i got 62.6 as my final result

Me- I'm i in?

Him- Wc course

Me- elect elect

Him-So if 62 is th cut off for Elec Elect n u gt 62.6 dat means u ar qualified

Him-Check the OAU portal regularly

Me-thank you sir

Fynestboi: d guy his high on kunu

Fynestboi: Relive!!!!! Finally achieved my aim of bring this thread bk to its normal pace of moving....

Go nd tell those dat wen on strike that the thread is back....

Gng back to my duty post.....

Catch you guys later when i check back want to see this thread on its 500th pages.

Ghydyon: tanku, u can bliv it i jux jump pass mount kilimanjaro....everest is next

Fynestboi: wella sou c wetn u cause ryt naw am on d mountain just to deal with dat spirit

Fynestboi: check mai signature for the number..

Fynestboi: crawling keh when we get pasito insyd here


#speaking in tongue#

i command that crawlng spirit out naw i said out naw..

Crawling spirit speaks

spirit: y are u disturbing me ehn

me: dnt ask me questn i command u out of this lyf in JESUS NAME

spirit: ok i dn hear just promise me to stay until i get mai g flakes 4rm madam tola

me: what? G what? so you also knw abt the product God this s serious

[remove my soot]

naw i speak with authority i command u out [cuts]

spirit: oga farabale jhor without g flake am nt gng anywhere jhor


me: [sweatng profusely]











watchout for episode 2

Miracy: may GOD give u lots of joy n happy moments,long n happy life,prosperity n laughter...May worries,anger n badlucks remain away from you IJN.Wish u a nice n lovely life,bright n joyful future ahead n all ur dreams shall come tru....






HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Dolphineyes: Who knows what a Barbie Doll is? Seen any before? I have a feeling this is what Chiamaka looks like. A real Barbie doll. Mind you t'was meant to commend not deride or tear down. They are delicately and exquisitely beautiful dolls! But a real one?! Whoa! http:///NNP3FZhgD8

Nairalane: Hello, friends and colleagues. How ar u doin. I hv just been postless all the while. Just because i notice we students are in a static phase. Today marks the 72nd day of the strike. This is an unwanted holiday. There is no greenlight to perhaps, when the strike will end. No meetings. No concensus- Bottleneck Education System. I dont even know who to blame again. Although the influentials may not be affected but the popular side is suffering the incognito and bearing the worrisome brunt. Anyway, i am wit u and God is with us. Lets keep on praying. Oluwatola, i asked of u and i was told u were in the camp. I presume u prayed for the latest.

yemmy1: Dont expect the admission list to be uploaded on OAU eportal soon. Stalites have not resume second semester remember. The Merit list release on jamb website is just to meet up with jamb deadline. Expect the list toward the end of the year and the beginning of next year.

Before then, you should try to trek at least 30minutes everyday so that your body can quickly adapt to the rigorous task ahead when you finally resume. Yes, RIGOROUS.

yemmy1: Dont expect the admission list to be uploaded on OAU eportal soon. Stalites have not resume second semester remember. The Merit list release on jamb website is just to meet up with jamb deadline. Expect the list toward the end of the year and the beginning of next year.

Before then, you should try to trek at least 30minutes everyday so that your body can quickly adapt to the rigorous task ahead when you finally resume. Yes, RIGOROUS.

doyinmolah: nawa ooooooo, see as dis thread con slow like snail. #God have mercy#

Olastep1: who are those 'liking' this post sef...?

Olastep1: oh no...
i only managed to read d 1st sentence.....lol