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Samtolly4JESUS: If you're in Support of this post, Hit 'Like' or Quote 'I support', if we get 5 'likes' or 5 quotations in support, then a Revolution must Occur!

Samtolly4JESUS: If you're in Support of this post, Hit 'Like' or Quote 'I support', if we get 5 'likes' or 5 quotations in support, then a Revolution must Occur!

Samtolly4JESUS: Something like........?


Ok let's have this:

15 minutes to your wedding, you're were called for a contract of 500M, what will you do?

Stay for the wedding?

Or

Go for the money?


As for me, I'll just leave my portrait on the chair and zoooom off for the money.

Buh I pray I should be richer than that before that time...

Mikkie31: tise,i know say u go don happy die. You are not as happy as i am. Mawning 2 u.
tise,i know say u go don happy die. You are not as happy as i am. Mawning 2 u.

Mikkie31: i had wanted to paste this since yesterday. I was in oau yesterday,i went to lodge my complaint at the admissions office. After a long wait,they decided to help me rectify the issue. A big brown envelope was brought out,it had OBAFEMI . . . . . . 2013/2014 MERIT ADMISSIONS LIST TAGGED ON IT. I was asked to search for my name,and there it was. I even had the chance to check for one other course mate of mine. So if you met the cut off and couldnt find ur name on jamb's portal,put ur mind at ease. Am sure your name is on the school's list.

youngPRO: Mai Swithrt is around. . . . Guess who?

cimetidine: gudnyt y'all. Any1 here to wish me swit drimz?

hackex: the ever running page currently on nairaland is oau 2013/2014 admission page.. Are you sure

hackex: For now am in ife..

Jodekss: My people in the Lord, if you met the merit but haven't seen your name, perhaps it's cos you have a wrong subject comination, you must run down to the school, the senate building, the admission office, try and relay the question of wether the combo is ok or not or the reasons your name ain't included... I have my reasons for saying this o. Peace...!

Oluwatola5: Gud mornin my wonderful family @ large. Am gonna b comin here shakingly thruout dis week coz am currently in camp. Yesterdai wuz jxt day 1 and i am missing u pple so badly lyk it wuz a whole 1, i wonder how am gonna cope 4 now. But trust me, as Moses brought down d 10 commandments on comin 4rm Mount Sinai i will b comin here wif gud news, testimonies and joful stories 4 each and evry1 of u. Am gonna remember my pple wu nid God's intervention in deir admission in prayers and i bliv d@ God of wonder will work wonders in our lives IJN. Our prayers will all b answered IJN. Miracles will happen in deir admission story IJN. Gud mornin and u all av a lovely day.

youngPRO: "Na. wa for all these rich people ooo. I went to visit a friend frm a very rich family. D maid approached me&asked MAID: what would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: white. ...
MAID: milk or fresh cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar
MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit. =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º​=))

Oluwatola5: I wonder whr dis country is headed. D education system has bin thwarthed and being trampled upon. In all honesty, dis jxt isnt fair on the student's part anymore. 4 cryin out loud, staying @home is killling and it is pellucid dat our daddies and mummies inASUU and FG wudnt jxt put d@ in2 consideration lyk we are some small fries, minute bunch and infinitesimal set of pple 2 dem worthy of little or no consideration thereby increasing d no of yrs wch is 2 b spent on studyin a course. Where now lies d fate of d students? I dont mean 2 sound peevish dis mornin but i fink i woke up on my radical side dis mornin. Gud mornin house, pardon my manners 4 not griting 1st b4 typing d@. And i hope u all a nyc day.

SIMPLIFIED: Pls someone shud help me check dis out pls: 35137951CE. Thanks in advance

Fynestboi: 90% to make up the remaining 10% go down to OAU nd explain to them to make up ur chance 100%

Fynestboi: then expect ur name on supplementary list...

Fynestboi: reason why your name is not on Merit list is because

U SAT ON D CATCHMENT CUTOFF MARK, and there re many more candidates in the same state with you that beat d catchment ctmark with 3marks nd many more so therefore those set would be consider Before you, so just be patient ur name would surely be on supplementary list...


If i may ask whats your jamb combination?