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Dude....u met her in just few dayz nd ur talking bout luv!...doesnt work like dat....nd proly your sucking up her space....(u dnt need to chase a girl around like a cart after d horse.....know ur Worth!

More like....whats it with girls nd Roddy sizes....A Good nd graceful ASS is a gateway to VALHALLA bro...!

Guy iz dumb!!!!.... "Cant go out with you"....neatly spelled out!....easy to comprehend...watz there to explain again!....make im find anoda yard to go plant im Tree.

sinaj:
i wont feel bothered until he refuse to giv me money

Tahhh.....Oh merciful God...! plzzzz spare me a sis lyk diz!!!!.....no vex..buh u go wicked small o.

sinaj:
i wont feel bothered until he refuse to giv me money

Tahhh.....Oh merciful God...! plzzzz spare me a sis lyk diz!!!!.....

Best friends, NO!.....Friends, YES!.....The level of closeness between both gender has a limit both Physically nd Mentally...

OP....the 2nd point should be outer d list jor....guyz wey com tall nko??....me standing nd looking at a short/average girl in ma front....)looks as if m staring @ her boobs.....!!..d whole tin self go b lyk say u dey see every every....cuz of height...buh na face I dey look.

darnley16:
God bless Naija
Goodluck General,
Godspeed

Thats the Spirit Bro!

Come March29..the ship would have decked..results of the march28 election will be known by all,in.a country of 170million, and many tribes.Majorly Yoruba,Hausa,Igbo. Though the yorubas are not totally left out,caught inbetween the web of power tussle of the Igbos(East/south south-incubent president) and Hausas(North). For the sit at aso rock.Am not a political analyst, neither am I a Politician. Just a concerned Nigerian who loves our Motherland, with all sorts of threats coming from both major candidates supporters,careless and raw talks of war and disintegration.one cannot but think of the aftermath of 2011 presidential election in the North repeating itself but on a larger scale of the whole country this time around. So I say we stop the... I am team #diehardBuhari or #diehardGej!!!...i say we all hold on to our religious believes..be your God...Allah,Jesus,Odin,Ifa,whichever, pray and hope for the triumph of the best candidate to move our dear nation Forward and a peacefull post election!!!...for "tomorrow comes to make a yesterday"

NO BIG DEAL!...u just gave her something to choke on for the rest of her day)..she ill be lyk "OMG was that for real!!!" ....tru out d day.

Cchuks27:
Though the most unpopular President Nigeria ever had, Abacha really tamed some of these thieves that call themselves political leaders

"ABACHA was a thief himself".

Still dont understand why it took so long!!!...suddenly dislodging d deadly terrorist group looks so easy...

The War breez on as if the dust will never settle....If Only The heart of All can Be Like that of Kids..."PEACE WILL BE THE UNIVERSE MOTTO".

bigt2:
this can be caused by any or all of these problems:
too much dust or dirt clogging your air vent.
Hard disk failed smart test, and/or virus infection shoots CPU usage to close to 99% always;
run a hard disk test from the bios to affirm the status, log in to windows then open task manager and study the CPU usage-should be between 8, 15 and highest, 40% at startup. Get back to me. Can't type much now. Going to work.

thanks, ill try this.

Sugarpeaches:
Hmm love.
But
Love without common sense

Lol.......so common sense excludes bin Loyal in love?

Just a Cafe on campus,and I most times branch to take that tasty garnished Noodles among others..Owned by a student,and..guess who is in charge of the cooking...His GIRLFRIEND....she intirigues me, shez always there to attend to any waiting customer.....)really is this just Love/Loyalty or Stupidity/foolishness??

Hello...plzz...this is more like an hardware problem...seems like my laptop's cooling fan has a problem...nd my laptop seems to b overheating...every action is slow...nd some keys are no more working....plss I use an HP PAV DV6..wat can I do??...need it back asap...

Hello...plzz...this is more like an hardware problem...seems like my laptop's cooling fan has a problem...nd my laptop seems to b overheating...every action is slow...nd some keys are no more working....plss I use an HP PAV DV6..wat can I do??...need it back asap...

Ontarget:
I just spend some minutes ago in a foreign forum filled with so much intellectual discussions only for me to switch to Nairaland and discover how dumb Nairaland is. I mean what sort of useless topic is this?

Must u comment??...quote me NOT doh...not in for some stupid E~fight.

Enegod:
There is nth wrong with it..He is a human and needs to get laid too

yeaa..sure....wit d church ushers, nd choristers shey?

cozy7:
It's totally crazy! I actually read this thread to check if it's my girlfriend's sch......d pastor who hv heard I visited his younger sister, then he'll no how "dangerful" such act can be.

B4 U NO IT, HE'LL SAY ITS RAINING N JUST WANTS TO PASS D NIGHT......GREAT STORIES START WITH FOOLISH ACTS LIKE THIS.....BY D WAY, DOESN'T HE HV MALE MEMBERS?

sure he does....but personal visitation cut across every member nau...or the onez he deem OK to visit.

cozy7:
It's totally crazy! I actually read this thread to check if it's my girlfriend's sch......d pastor who hv heard I visited his younger sister, then he'll no how "dangerful" such act can be.

B4 U NO IT, HE'LL SAY ITS RAINING N JUST WANTS TO PASS D NIGHT......GREAT STORIES START WITH FOOLISH ACTS LIKE THIS.....

exactly...nd u know this generation gurlz/ladies...wateva dey choose to b,.....alwayz wearing bum shorts....minis nd all..pastor go just dey salivate!!

Is it OK for a campus pastor to go visiting the church female members in their hostels alone?

I was actually talking to an hostel mate and she was gisting me about the pastor at her former campus fellowship, how he relates closely with them to the extent of paying them personal visitations.......damn....

imagine the pretty girl in a bum short sitting across the bed with the young pastor. Body no be Stone nau.. And devil works in mysterious ways I tell you....

Is this advisable??

lovat:
The man will leave that brown roof environment, op is that place State of Osun

OP talk say surulere...u dey ask if na State Of Osun..na which state surule dey popular pass...?

jamesw:
It is a Dog, Dog na Dog

Lwkmd....dude.!!..u b classic comedian.

obaobirin:
Your detail(s) ain't here

modified bro....

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stalicia:
happy birthday 2 me

...many more yearz)

......wherez d party??....

elantraceey:
Not at all but on the contrary , for me it has actually affected me positively. Her case is just what she wants to do not because she attended a boarding school, if you talked about lesbianism i would have reasoned with you.

...u knw....therez diz stuff about them not having to see d male gender around them more often...unlike their mixed skul conterpart....so.....they get freaky nd loosed if they get to see one.

Well, this is about a G.friend of mine..shez always on the Road to meet some guyz somewhere..shez never disturbed about having any type of guy bleep her....so far his got money....nd Not that her family is below per(poor) infact..she gets 25k every month for her upkeep...Am quit amazed with the dose of aberrant manner of living shez got in her blood,Not until she told me ...she graduated from a "girls only high school"....

mikolo80:
sick sick movie

Lol...interesting doh...!!!!

Just like the Movie..THE PURGE, if such day should be acknowledge in Nigeria legalising all forms of killing....would u kill??...nd who?....~

For me: All the members of House of Assembly...jst saying.m not wicked doh.