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Sir,please how much can I get a family of grass cutter..nd how can I contact you?...already into snails.

drhammed:
e go beta na.. na I.T. things for here, e no easy my bro

Lol..hammed..God preserve Una for dat bush o...tiz for a while doh...

chuna1985:
That's a boa constrictor/python.

boa constrictor/python!!!...na mixed breed?...haba...dude..na python!!...rock or Burmese..perhaps.reticulated..depends on d pattern of d skin.

Is it a crime to hump a bush??...bushes got "bush rights"now.. oga o............inbetween...no be im backyard!!!! Gbeborun!

The Heart is ryt there!!!...just be natural...no need to propagate through a MEDIUM.....

What the hell is kissing??..nd what d bleep is making love?..maybe I don't seem to understand, cause to me...making love is toothless without kisses(French,Spanish even indian).

Spiritual baboon getting laid..WTF!...smh for em victims,cause baboons got lots of Viagra in their veins!

vizkiz:
mehn, this nigga needs to get laid Asap!

Dude geting laid no be biggie nw...not after cheap punnies.

redvektor:
how can I comment when I don't understand ur write up

ND what part don't you understand? cause it looks pretty easy to decipher to me.

Proly am just Idle,proly it hurts, proly I just feel like writing,Do you know how it feels not having a gem you call your own?you care for, you adore,you take a step back just to give a good bye kiss on her cute forehead,a firm pek on her chicks ND a soft toned kiss on her lips with a deep hug afterwards,that's a girl u certainly wanna spend your years with. Ever been starved of your daily meal for years? ever craved water for decades?,much like been deprived of your rights as human. It kills not to have that friend that misses you,makes you smile when you are all alone,with just her image in your thoughts.One to get the best outta you at your worst.(probably my Love utopia is unreal)........

No freedom of male friends,No freedom of wears,No this,No that. A female friend asked if I think its OK,sincerely i think not,got ma own motives doh,think she's considering already.Ladies what's your take on this plzz.. "The guy is outta school already and she's just starting"

Itz a lot harder to say NO to all those free kittens that come around,dnt blame them.

I once heard from someone, shez been collecting the money meant for the now first lady, Come to think of it saraki is a robotic thief. Am sure that puppet governor still pays him a special due!...,

Brugo:
After the tour you go dump her abi? If she nakèd her sef swear for you ehn.

If she naked herself....ill help her put her clothes back on..

Lol...jst as a tour guide na..

Any girl in Accra wanna hook up.....plzzzz....PM me.....kinda need a lovely one asap

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Casualty details are still sketchy, but witnesses and security sources have confirmed the incident., and some reports say it is fatal. source:pulse.ng

Kings331:
from the wild or domesticated?

Domesticated.

Looking for a potential snail buyer in ilorin....Contact 08107751237.
Large, mature achatina marginatas..

kitnah:
C'mon,i went to girls only schl

You will even be shy if a guy is around

But they practiced fake lesbian acts tho'

FAKE...in what sense...

Dude....all diz shii is right(...buh...from ma personal experience...she sleeps in your room like 1,2,3,4,5, times nd u did nothing!....Bro...u wount only be friend zoned...buh BFF zoned self!.....not all girlz sha...buh..MOST.

Dude....all diz shii is right(...buh...from ma personal experience...she sleeps in your room like 1,2,3,4,5, times nd u did nothing!....Bro...u wount only be friend zoned...buh BFF zoned self!

What iz good for the GOOSE iz good for the GANDER(...Luv in sharing.

Na so!!..sweep kwara nd kaduna! Asap.

May The Best And Worthy Candidate To Lead This Nation,Rightly,Intenligently,Justly,and Peacefully. WIN come SATURDAY......m neither team #Buhari nor #Gej.

dahreyM:
r u trynna say ur g.fs r monkeys?

Do u believe yours to be a Monkey??

70%money....30%Sex/woman....u gotta have bananas to feed the mon*keys!!!.....

Months..and u cant keep your sword in its sheath...if u com dey for prison nko!..u go dey make holes for wall?

Learn how to KEEP....Be a keeper.

She allergic to em.....Are u addicted to em?...if ur not, drop em,.....#thingswedoforlove.

Try BONDAGE!..Tie The Mofo To a Pole attached to either side of the Bed..and Tape his mouth..Dude iz gonna knw "there is time for everything".