dejavubobo1:
I'm a data analyst. Got a little weekly pay job from an academy in Europe. Surprisingly after 3months of work and weekly payment, My name was flagged by western union on suspicion of fraud (with my pay for February second week cancelled after many hours seating infront of the computer).

It's very appalling and morale draining to be profiled in one's own country. I really wish I could push for a law suit and make them understand not all Nigerians are criminals and seeing us/considering us as one will have consequences.

Has anyone had such terrible experience, how did you handle?

Sorry to hear about this, you can explore other means to get paid remotely though, to avoid all this unnecessary issues.
Platforms like Payoneer can be a good one, well except for their charges

I personally use "Plane" formally known as pilot, but that needs to be established between you and your employer.

Oh my!!

People are so dumb
What's so special about a Royal python having money tied on its head with rubber band ..


Royal/Ball pythons are quite docile, they are often sold as pets.

peacesampson:
I will love to

What's stopping you?

Okay, I really need a travel partner by mid May.
Exploring African countries by road this year!
Visiting some cultural and tourist sites.

Have it in your plans? beep me on 09167663202...
Travelling alone can be boringgg.

Wodu89:



We know the heroics of CR7. Its Hag we know next to nothing about

Okay

Jokerman:


Bro... you are still blaming Ronaldo again today... why not let's concentrate on the team's mistakes and coach's error?

Nahh, my words aren't even directed at CR7 but his fan boys ravaging the comment section with Ten Hagg is a terrible manager because he got owned!

This is definitely a lesson learnt for him, but not the end of the world..
His first season for that matter.

This NL is filled with plastic fans tbh.

Some self acclaimed United fans are throwing Ten Hagg under the bus, mistakes were made, progress will be made.

Y'all truely Ronaldo fan boys, just come straight out and go support Al Nasal or wherever the Bleep he's playing!

prinsam30:




😂 😂 😂 pls go to court and reclaim ur mandate, the tin pain am

Funny thing is I'm not even pained cause of united loss, it's a process and it won't stop.

just tired of you being a nuisance on the thread, showing a class of foolery here and there blabbing about Ten Haggs Ego.

Yes it was a drubbing.

Doesn't rid the point from an objective sense that this is the best Manager for United, I'm not sure you're sensible enough to know that though.

prinsam30:
it's like I'm the only united fan commenting, the rest av gone hiding bcoz if dem talk against 10 hag I will criticise dem, I'm a united fan through and through right from the 90s, if I see bad thing I go talk am, 10 hag is an experiment and that's it, is greatest weak point is his ego and he will never go far with Man u that's the gospel truth

STFU!!

This Sancho is bang nonsense !!

Antony will cost united tbh!

What a stupid player.

DonOG:
Good morning guys, an incident happened over the weekend which I would love to share with you guys so you can help judge the case because some of my friends are insisting I handled it wrongly.

A couple of my military friends, a navy officer and a soldier came into town last week and proposed to take my girlfriend out so we proceeded to her to pick her up from school. On our way we stopped by a fueling station to get fuel so I gave them a location to go wait for me while I take a bike to pick her up since the queue was a bit much. On our way out of school we came across two guys on the walk way, they exchanged glances and asked each other "what", one of the guys happened to be her coursemate that she already told me about sometime ago.

According to her, the guy used to be an errand boy for a notorious cult guy that used to ask her out during her first year, so the said guy was the one always coming to deliver messages to her. she didn't want to get involved with cultists so she would normally leave the guy hanging around without giving him a response to the messages. After the guy asking her out left the school the guy somehow started nursing a grudge against her.

While we stood at the school gate waiting for a bike the guy showed up again, this time with five guys with him and accosted my babe. He demanded to know why she talked to him rudely, before she could say jack he landed a jaw shattering slap on her cheek that nearly sent her sprawling to the ground. I was embarrassed but had to apply wisdom because the area wasn't my territory coupled with the fact that I was obviously out numbered. I held the guy's hand when he proceeded to slap her again and asked him why he would embarrass me by hitting a lady that was with me. Meanwhile my girlfriend was behind my back hurling insults at the guy saying stuff like he had the gut to hit her because he has started moving with cultists and other stuff I don't recall.

While I was trying to placate the situation, I noticed more guys closing in on us and knew I would be in danger if I didn't leave the place. I somehow managed to get a bike and took her away. My military friends were furious when they heard what happened insisted we go back to the school. I told them to die the matter because even if they are military guys we were still out numbered and we might get seriously injured before their backup comes.

They insisted on going back to the school, we went and as expected didn't meet any of the guys. They made a report to the school security and promised to come back the next day. On our way back they kept making calls and arranging a squad that would pick up the guy the next day while I kept trying to make them see reasons why it was going to be a bad move.

Firstly they can't possibly apprehend all the cultists in the school so arresting the guy will simply make the girl a moving target for the rest of the members and I wasn't willing to take that risk for someone that has just a couple of months to graduate. We might go and display power in the school and go back home while the girl will be all alone in the school without any form of protection, its not like they are going to assign a personal bodyguard to her. What if matters go south and a life or even lives get lost, it would be embarrassing to hear that it was all because of a girl that will move on to the next guy in a matter of weeks if anything happens to me. I was finally able to convince them and make them stand down.

The following day I brokered a peace meeting between my girlfriend and the guy through the cult guy's cousin that was also her friend though I didn't show up at the location. I even asked her to apologize to the guy for insulting him just to massage his ego so the matter could die down. My girlfriend recorded everything while the guy kept threatening her that she wasn't going to graduate for insulting him because she was with a guy. He went on to say that I was the target of the attack because they thought I would react to the assault on her and maybe fight back. They were even laughing at her that she's dating a coward that couldn't defend her in an attack, I just smiled.

My girlfriend was upset that she had to apologize to someone that hit her, but I told her that sometimes we have to choose our fights wisely. You don't go into a fight with someone that doesn't have anything to lose. Some of my friends feel I am a coward but I still feel I handled it the best way. What do you guys think??.....sorry for the epistle or any errors.

You might have gone through with your guys plan and it sets a good tone and a perfect warning to those fools, at the same gone southwards.

You handled it with wisdom though, considering the situation which is rare.

Went through something like this at Ibadan Polytechnic, went into the school with my business partner to share a flyer, walked into a group of like 6 guys, and they got all defensive..

Do we know where we are, bla bla nd all sort of nonsense...we be Eye, na men dey here!
That moment I don calculator 4 to 6 random movement I could make..

We apologized, bout to leave.....they started throwing words, we can't leave like that, nahhh
if we move an inch Dem go stab us...shey we don see gun before....Dem go drop us.

In my mind, if I dey my zone this fools no fit dey reason me like this.
One was so drunk, he approached me and was throwing hands like he was about to land me a slap or something.

Knew it was to my detriment cause I'll likely reply if he did, and we were outnumbered...offered to buy them those cheap nylon shots with the last 1k on me.

Just so you know how worthless they rate their lives, that was how I doused the situation and we left.





My business partner was fuming, this...that...I shouldn't have given them claiming street OT nd all.

Said to myself right there.
.... "Guy, you've got a bright future and a family waiting for you, you're not going to risk that fighting with some riff raffs with zero ambition".

Nahhh, atleast not today.

highchief1:
it’s not right at all not from a fmr Senator.kogi is the problem of Nigeria.I have not seen any responsible and reasonable person from that state.

Perhaps you don't look at them objectively and reasonably.

juniorstar:

This is what you get..when u can't make a woman open freely without paying a dime..it must av been so boring to be begging a woman midway during sex..saying don't touch here don't go here. Ahh I no fit..una wey dey do these things dey try.

After tonight, I made a vow never for the rest of my days to lay with a prostitute.

Got pretty worse this morning, was heading home when Police stopped me, co incidentally I had a used condom wrapped in a tissue with me.. couldn't flush so I picked it.

Coupled with a MacBook pro sent from abroad by the company I work with.
Which has no receipt.

Coughed 15k to the Nigerian Police.
Could have gone down the argument nd on "my right road", but I think this was my punishment right there.

I forgive myself, God will, and I hope the Universe does.

So I'm sitting here at the dinning close to the reception, Yemetu Ibadan precisely and it's 2am...
Took my rage down the steps with my backpack and my face cap on!! Had to take some shots of Orijin bitters to type this...

I'm happy I could tame my anger though, else you'd be seeing this on Instablog by dawn.

Probably titled "Middle age man slapped hook up girl and she fainted" or better still...."Hook up girl caused drama after client refused to pay up"

I did pay though...25k !!!

Started from a dating site, and we agreed 15k overnight for 3rounds, to include kissing et Al...well I've been busy for days since our agreement, and I eventually put a call through at my leisure, got to know she sells men's wear, told her to bring two packing shirts along.

Got to the hotel first, yea I bought rice(jollof nd fried) waited for her and got zoned into working on my PC.

She called, went down stairs to bring her up the stairs, room 9...I wasn't even interested in the asthetics of the 12k room, all I wanted is sex!

Though the fan works like a snail...
She complained, told her to keep calm...AC would come up by 10 according to the receptionist..

We got talking, she wouldn't stop about the heat..
Thanks to being plus sized..

Went straight into shower whilst we talk about her going back to Delta state, getting a shop and all..

She wouldn't stop about my height nd bla bla..

Let's just dive into this, tried bringing out my "fire" protection ..
Damn, I bought two! Then it all started..

No no no.... I'm here with my condoms she screamed...
What!!!.....see, I've got history with Durex getting torn nd all..reason I prefer this.

She no gree o.....I succumbed, she brought out a weird lubricant...
Blehhh....I cared less..she rubbed it on..
Nd I worked her a bit..she wouldn't even let me touch her spot.

I was irked, must it all look robotic??
She doesn't care a bit!

Did the first round....went to bath and she got dressed, let's go downstairs..

Woman?? For what exactly, I'm not going...got work to do on my PC, let's stay here and talk.

Started threatening she would give our her number if someone asked downstairs..

Oh well, go ahead..
About 45min downstairs after taking shots of bullet, kept on calling me to come downstairs..
Said I wasn't interested..
She later came up minutes after while I was dumping in the toilet..

She flung the toilet door open, I was pissed, close this door c'mon.
Finished...cleaned up nd got on the bed so we could kick on with the rounds..

She caught fire right away...
"Don't fucking touch me please,just go and sleep with an angry voice, I kept my cool..

Went to the sofa, kept on working but nah that urge won't give me a rest, went back to her.

I'm sorry I couldn't go downstairs with you..
No vex, Okay I go run you 5k more with the 20k

She got up, started negotiating 10k...
Told her 5k or nothing and turned my back..
She agreed!!

Ordered me to get the lubricant, I didn't flinch got it right away.
Told her to turn over, she bossed me around so good...

No I'm not doing, it's from the front or nothing..
Did some front...30min and I'm still not done then she went haywire.

You're sweating!! What is your problem self!!..
Stop pinning me down!!

Then and then my face changed!!
I payed a whole good deal for this..
Why would you be the boss here, da Bleep!! I've been so gentle all day, kind words nd all even while you spewing insults.


At 2am....she took a chair right to the door of the hotel room nd started screaming I want to hurt her..

Oh my...I still need my pride nd dignity intact..
Packed my stuffs nd all...
Nd went straight down to sit at the reception.


Can you be the judge of this















This is not a hoax,it actually happened tonight.

Pwettylinda:


Okay thanks

Are your items heavy to have gulped such amount?

Not at all...
It only weighed 2kg...

Pwettylinda:
Pls mod help me push this to the right section

A friend of mine sent me a package using USPS (United States Postal services). And he sent me the tracking number.

The package arrived Nigeria with 5 days, the tracking status shows it is with the customs.

Custom processing

This is about 10 days after arrival, status still says custom processing.

Confused right now, how do I get the items.

How long does custom processing takes?
And what does it mean

Help pls....running out of patience

Exactly my experience last month, when I was sent a parcel from the US with UPS expedited.
Took about 3weeks before getting here.

Then CUSTOM PROCESSING.

This is what you should do
Call their UPS Customer care, tell them your parcel is stuck at the custom.

They'll ask you for the tracking number, then tell you the custom duty charges on the parcel will be sent to your email when Nigerian customs communicates with them on the charges to be paid.

You'd need to beg their customer service agent to please help you fast track the process.

Exactly what I did...paid 63k duty fee before my parcel was sent down to Ibadan.

nairatony:
How will you say that this course is 80k. i just check now(10th-Aug-2022), the price is $450 for outright payment oh.

Well, I paid 80k for the Data Analytics August Cohort.
And classes started already.

You checked for the "Data Science fellowship" course and not the "Data Analytics" fast track course..

They are different.

cescfrank:
For someone with zero knowledge of any Tech skill, also in my mid 30's and a very "humble" financial power, please what are the possibilities of getting a skill, (on a budget not more than a 100k including gadgets and data) and making a decent amount of money in the next 12 months?

And also what are skills I should consider ?
Abeg make una help me, street hustle don dey tire me.

I just paid for a course with UTIVA myself, Data Analytics fast track course, 80k for 8weeks...i'm positive it will be money well spent.


You might want to consider it, Classes starts by Aug 6.

ken6488:
I see you have no idea on how powerful Russia influence is

Putin will literally change All the leaders in Europe even even USA

[/b]Lmao, this is literally the real definition of a clown wallow in his folly...

Your doggedness intrigues me[b]

AbooTasleemah1:


Same here. I've been waiting for Jobberman link in my mail since last night.

Though I've taken this Jobberman soft skills like 3 years ago, could that be why I didn't get any link?

Very Possible, would be better if you still have access to your certificate.

eljayi99:


Are we to take all the soft skill or anyone in particular??

Please, someone should answer this.

Aremynart:
Who else received message from NJFP about soft skills training?

After registering, what next pls?

I did, followed the link to jobberman site, registered, logged in. Couldn't find any NJFP soft skill courses there..

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Are you people crazy on here...
Herdsman showed up and killed people in a church, you're saying "Bomb".

What sought of misinformation is this!!

Nairaland mods should delete this nonsense.
I'm fuming

You should see the Video on Twitter, little kids brain blown out.

dave601:
I managed to break the head of this tiny thing in our compound this afternoon. I suppose it's just a house snake, right?

Yes it is!
I've got lots of them around my compound over here.

MALIGNANTGuest:
More....
1st pix. Baby Anacondas!
2nd pix Rattlesnake
3rd pix Reticulated Python
4th pix Baboon viper

OP 4th pix- "Gaboon Viper"

This is an absolutely lovely experience

RYEOFARMS:


Wow how much?!

Going for 350k last price bro.

festaclanre:
how much do you charge

He's up for sale..