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When it comes to guys, every girl has her thing. Be it dimples or lips or shoulders or arms, there’s no shortage of beautiful body parts that we could appreciate for hours. But despite what many of you may have been led to believe (by who, we have no clue) an unsolicited picture of your junk isn’t one of them. Certainly not on its own, and especially if we don’t have a personal relationship with it. So stop sending us d!ck pics we didn’t ask for. Seriously, we don’t want to see them. In cases where we’re actually interested in said junk, imagining it is more than enough. (And probably better, too.) And while it’s hard to pinpoint when exactly sending d!ck pics became an acceptable “thing”, or who told you it was OK, all I can tell you, on behalf of every girl I know, is that they lied. And whatever you think you’re doing or saying or achieving with these little treasures of yours, it’s the exact opposite that comes through. Here’s a look what happens on the other side after you press send. #1. “Ew, Gross” If you’re not going to take a few minutes to make sure the picture is actually worth it — grooming, lighting, angles, clear composition so that we don’t mistake graininess and shadows for something much worse — don’t take it. And though you may be proud of how big Jr. is, or how many rodeos you two have won together, none of that translates in a picture. None. The best way to make a woman think your p’εnis is beautiful is to use it to please her. Because a visual is only going to remind her of every other p’εnis she’s ever seen, and trust me, you don’t want her to go down that road. #2. She Feels Violated. Once the shock has settled, this is the feeling that registers. And just so we’re clear, it’s not so much violated in a sεxμal harassment kind of way — though, I think it’s probably worth mentioning that would stand under the law as such if things ever ended up going that way, FYI. But no, I mean in a ‘robbed of her innocence’ kind of way. Because she can’t unsee what she just saw. Nor can she really get back to whatever it was she was doing before your p’εnis interrupted her day, not comfortably anyway. It’s there, burned into her memory, forever. And all she sees is p’εnis now, everywhere. (And not in a good way.) So, thanks for that. #3. You Obviously Don’t Respect Her. To put it plainly, we’ve fallen for enough bull enough times to get that there is absolutely no part of sending her a d!ck pic that says “hey, this is because I care.” And to try to convince us that it’s some kind of twisted compliment or funny joke is really just a tad insulting. The fact is, the only message a move like this sends, and quite clearly at that, is that you see her as a certain type of girl. More specifically, the kind of girl that is only good for one thing. And that’s not going to get you anywhere, no matter how true or not that is. #4. She Obviously Can’t Respect You. I mean, how can she? Not only is it clear that you don’t respect her, but quite possibly (and more concerning) women all that much in general. Biggest turn-off possible. #5. You Clearly Don’t Have Much To Offer. Much like those girls on Instagram who post about their new favorite lipgloss topless in a G-string, starting with your p’εnis says just about everything we need to know about the kind of guy you are. Mainly that you are a douche without any social skills or halfway decent understanding of women. Not to mention the sense of humour of a tween. Not exactly the “catch” we’re looking for, in fact, it’s literally the opposite. And no p’εnis, no matter how large or wonderful, can compensate for that. #6. You’re Definitely Not To Be Taken Seriously. Because if you don’t, how is she supposed to? At very best you thought sending her a d!ck pic was either very funny or very sεxy (honestly, I’m not even sure which you were more wrong about), and at very worst you think she’s cheap, and decided to lead with that. No guy who takes himself seriously, or let alone wants others to, chooses to start so low. #7. Where Did Things Go Wrong? As in, at what point is this how you interpreted what she wanted from your interactions together? One of life’s greatest mysteries is how men tend to mistake a woman’s basic kindness for wanting to have s’εx. And really, even that’s a stretch because we don’t even need to be kind, sometimes just our very existence is enough. And yet, the worst part is that when we do get something like this from a guy, we very often end up questioning ourselves, and whether we did in fact mistakenly send the wrong message somehow, at one point. #8. …Did She Ask For This? This sends us into a mass (albeit quick) review of everything we’ve ever said, done or posted since knowing you. A quick scan of the social accounts to see if they could be interpreted as desperate or thirsty, and mental run through of all conversations, emails and/or texts we’ve shared to see if any unintentional asking to see your p’εnis ever took place. In most cases, it doesn’t take long to come to the rather comforting conclusion no, in fact we did not accidentally demand a photo of your naked crotch at any point; this is just you getting up to no good all by yourself. #9. Sharing Is Caring Obviously, if you’re sending this to her it’s because you want it to be seen, right? So who is she to stop that from happening? There’s a good chance she’ll want to share it with some friends. Of course her share will come with a little more backstory — name, social accounts, relationship history — not to mention a few eye rolls and jokes about color and size you’d probably be happy you don’t have to hear, but that’s sort of what you signed up for when you sent an unsolicited dick pic. Also, she will not be the only one traumatized by this — this is exactly the kind of sh*t girlfriends were invented for. #10. What Exactly Was The Goal Here? This is part we always get stuck at — the point. As in, what is it? To lure her in? Turn her on? Get her to send one back? Because that’s not how you do that. Visuals are your thing, remember? We like, and need, the build-up, the anticipation and mystery of it all. That’s Intro to Women 101. The only thing an aerial view of your member does for us is generate a look of disgust and a conjure a shrieking “Ewwww!” I mean really, what did you expect?

Oh my. Giving birth isn’t easy, and there can be a number of complications that no one warns you about. In a recent article in Fusion, writer Jennifer Gerson Uffalussy wrote about what happens to a woman’s v**ina at all the various stages in giving birth. I’ve never given birth, but it was eye-opening to say the least. I asked my friend Anne about her experiences in pregnancy and giving birth (she has two sons), and she had some additional information about things that happen before, during, and after giving birth. “When a woman becomes pregnant, her v**ina largely takes on a personality of its own,” says Sheryl Ross, M.D., an OB/GYN and women’s health expert at Providence Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica, CA. Here’s what doctors and experts DON’T tell you about how your v**ina changes from pregnancy and childbirth: #1. Your vag!nal discharge has a new consistency. One of the earliest signs of pregnancy is an increase in vag!nal discharge and this continues throughout pregnancy. Normal v**ina discharge (leukorrhea) is thin, clear or milky white, and mild-smelling. As pregnancy progresses, this discharge usually becomes more noticeable (often times yellow and slimy) and is heaviest at the end of your pregnancy. One of the signs that labor has begun is that your discharge will contain streaks of thick mucus or blood called show. #2. Your urine smells bad. My friend Anne described her urine as super smelly and pungent. Your kidneys produce more urine in response to the hormones and the needs of your growing unborn baby. Some mothers are more sensitive to the smell than others. It must be particularly annoying having bad smelling pee and having to go to the bathroom so often. #3. You get what’s known as “cheeseburger crotch.” There’s increased blood flow to the area during pregnancy which can result in the vaginal area swelling. #4. You may develop vag!nal varicose veins. Twenty percent of women with leg varicose veins who have children, have v**ina and vulva varicose veins. It used to be that there wasn’t any treatment for this, but now there’s a special duplex scan called TVS (transvaginal duplex scan). The ultrasound scan shows which of the veins in the pelvis are causing the problem. Using this scan as a map, specialists can treat the pelvic veins under local anesthetic, and X- rays are used to guide the catheter into the right veins. Once in position, surgical coils are deployed into the veins, permanently closing them. #5. Your v**ina stretches. In the late second and early third trimester, the hormone relaxin is secreted. It relaxes the ligaments so they can stretch, softening and widening the cervix. #6. You can form blood blisters on your labia. It can be distressing if you rub these the wrong way and they start to bleed. The blood blisters should go away on their own. #7. Your v**ina may tear. Most people do tear, especially first-time moms. Although the cervix dilates, sometimes the vaginal outlet still doesn’t get big enough, and the v**ina will tear or you’ll require an episiotomy (a small cut made to the perineum). Any tears or cuts will be stitched up, and the stitches should dissolve on their own within six to eight weeks. But the stitches are only used to repair any torn tissue in the vaginal area; they have nothing to do with how your v**ina looks. In some circumstances, the tearing might be so invasive that it actually damages the rectum and the rectal muscle, in which case a specialist will be asked to administer the stitches. #8. You will probably get bruises down there. Your entire body goes through a lot with pregnancy and childbirth, so expect lots of bleeding and soreness in your vaginal area. It may be old-fashioned, but ice-packs help with the pain. #9. You may have urinary stress incontinence. Kegel exercises may help to tone the pelvic floor muscle, or you can opt for Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation surgery to help tighten up the muscles and give your v**ina a more youthful appearance. Nothing will ever be the same one you have gone through a pregnancy and childbirth — not your heart, not your life, and certainly not your v**ina. Thank goodness all the pain and change is well worth it.

Do you know how to spot H0RNY women? Don’t wait for her to literally tell you what she wants. Instead, use these signs to know for sure if she is H0RNY. Ask any man how he’d know a woman is h0rny and he’ll probably answer: “When she’s wεt.” While many men can easily do a lμbrication check to their women partners, the same can’t be said to men who are on the prowl and eyeing a group of gals from across the room. The best men who are able to take women from bar to bed are those who know the signs. They are the men who you’d want to be. You can call it a targeting skill, underrated perhaps, but a valuable one nevertheless. Once you master this, you can easily identify—nay, sense—that a woman is h0rny just by looking for these signs. They’re not really hard to spot, if you’re perceptive and you pay close attention. These signs are even universal for most women, so you’ll rarely go wrong in spotting that one woman who is down to f*ck among a flock of girlfriends. How to spot h*rny women instantly So, unless she tells you outright, “I’m h*rny!” look out for these signs. #1 Wandering eye. First of all, you have to learn how to spot that one h*rny woman in the crowd. Look at a group of women in a bar, for example. Is there one girl who seems disinterested with what her girlfriends are talking about. She’ll be looking around listlessly, sometimes even acting bored, and you’ll be there to give her the attention she’s been looking for. The next step then is to isolate her and prime up for the kill. #2 Everything to everyone. Another of the first signs you should look out for is the way she interacts with people, especially the guys. Does she flirt with every guy she sees? Or maybe she just smiles at them just to be nice. Observe how she is and if you see her getting friendly with almost every guy who notices her, that is key. #3 Look at her hair. So once you have zeroed in on her, that doesn’t mean you have to approach her right away. You can also observe other signs to find out if she is really h*rny and down for some bedroom romp. Observe what she does with her hair. Is she twirling it, caressing it, or sεnsually running her hand through it? #4 Open for business. Is she showing a LOT of skin? Maybe she came in with an extra slinky skirt and when she saw you staring at her, she hikes up her skirt even more. She may also lean forward to enhance and draw attention to her cleavage. If she comes in already wearing sεxy clothes and she emphasizes her assets even more, then you know she really wants someone to notice. #5 Touchy-feely. You can also find out if she is h*rny if you approach her and she’s very touchy. She may shake your hands and make her fingers linger even more. She may lean into you for a peck in the cheek, but then her hand stays on your arms or your chest for a few seconds longer. When you engage in a conversation with her, she may also touch your hands or arms, squeeze your biceps, play around with your hair, or touch your chest while asking where you got your tattoo. #6 Lingering gaze. Irrespective of whether you’re staring at her from the bar counter or already in the middle of a conversation with her, a h*rny woman would have this “sticky” lingering gaze. It may even look like she’s undressing you with her eyes, or imagining just how well you’d look nakεd on her bed. #7 Over-sharing. There’s no such thing as small talk with a h*rny woman. Anything you say to her, as casual as you may start off, would be met with a lot of personal, even revealing, information. Ask her how her day was and she may answer that she needed a “good time” to cap it off *notice how she meaningfully looks you up and down while she says this*. She may also mention how she has a wine/ basketball jersey/Al Pacino movies collection you just have to see. Such unsolicited information are meant to lure you into her place for some you- know-what. #8 Flirty smiles. There’s a HUGE difference between a woman who’s just being nice and a woman who’s down to sεx. One of the giveaways is how she smiles at you. Whether you’re just eyeing each other from afar or are already engaged in some chit-chat, how she curves those lips—plus the way those eyes naughtily sparkles— can tell you just how much she wants you. #9 Peacocking. Women who want to snag a guy to take home in a short while will be exhibiting peacocking behaviours so as to stand out. That woman you’re eyeing? She’ll yell, scream, jump about, jut out her buns, and do just about anything to catch everyone’s attention. From showing more skin to being aggressive, they’d do whatever it takes to get la.id. #10 Kinky conversations. More than giving out unsolicited personal information, a Hot woman may also talk suggestively to you. Some kinky topics she might delve into would be her past sεxual encounters, her bedroom talents, sεx- infused jokes, and even double entendres. #11 Compliments. Another good sign of a c*ck- hungry woman is if she goes all out in the compliment department, which is far from just being polite. She’ll rave about your looks or physical assets. She’ll comment on how big your hands are, and if she’s ultra frisky, she might even tell you how big your shoes are and already make the association. #12 Your crib. Interested is one thing, but try mentioning random stuff that you have in your place and she might show extra keen curiosity about it. She might even hint about going to your place by saying she wants to try or see what you have in your crib. This is Hot code for: “Let’s go.” Aside from these outward signs, there are also physiological signs that h*rny women give off. These are: increased heart rate, rapid breathing, and dilated pupils. However, you have to be really close to her to see these signs. So by keeping close tabs on the signs we have mentioned above, you can easily make your move on the right target. Of course, there are also other quirks to watch out for, which are unique to each woman. She may lean closer to you, show off her cleavage even more, scratch the back of her neck, whisper closer to your ear, lick her lips, slowly look at you from head to toe, or even daringly reach for your crotch! The important thing with all these signs to spot Hot women is that you should be able to easily pick up on them so that you can really get things moving. After all, the only thing you have to do is to just give them what they want—and they want YOU. Liked what you just read? Like us on Facebook and we promise, we’ll be your lucky charm to a beautiful love life.

Not for those who easily blush, the noises women make during s3x was the actual subject of a research study. Researchers refer to s*x noises and or gasm screams in much more scientific language: copul atory vocalizations. The question they wanted to answer was whether the noises a woman makes during s*x are voluntary or a reflex, or consequence of org asm. You have to wonder where researchers come up with these questions. The researchers were interested in exploring the relationship between s* xual vocalizations and org asm. Their primary question was whether such vocalizations were an involuntary reflex of org asm (or associated with org asm), or whether they were independent of the act of reaching cli max. They recruited 71 s *xually active, heteros exual women from the local community with a mean age of 22 years old, and administered a questionnaire asking the subjects about their vocalizations during s *x. Consistent with prior research, women most often reported reaching org asm during mast urbation or self-manipulation, and secondly by manipulation by their partner. Oral s *x was the third most likely way to achieve org asm, followed by the way women least frequently achieve org asm: penetration by a man. Women in the study reported they most often experienced an org asm during fo replay. Surprising to some, the answer was no. The researchers found that a woman’s vocalizations occurred around the man’s org asm, most often just before or simult aneously with male eja_ culation. The researchers theorize why this may be, saying, “The data clearly demonstrates a dissociation of the timing of women experiencing org asm and making copulatory vocalizations, and indicate that there is at least an element of these responses that are under conscious control, providing women with an opportunity to manipulate male behavior to their advantage.” According to this study, whether they know it or not, women appear to vocalize during s *x — not to express their own enjoyment, but to help the man reach cli max. This is keeping with the idea that we all have s *xual scripts in our head of our idealized s *xual encounter and what we believe our partners want: Another study said, “Both men’s and women’s perceptions of their partners’ ideal duration of for eplay and interc ourse were found to be more strongly . to their own s *xual stereotypes than to their partners’ self-reported s *xual desires, suggesting that people rely on s* xual stereotypes when estimating their partners’ ideal s *xual scripts.”

Women are complex creatures. So, if you want to know what turns women on in order to treat your girl right, this is the pleasure guide you’ll need. Men and women are NOT alike when it comes to what turns them on. Although that may seem obvious, the number of men who try to get their girl warmed up according to what they like is astronomical. They fail. Miserably. And that’s because women are very complicated. Wondering what turns women on? Well, what turns one woman on might turn off another. So, you can never be sure what you’re doing is going to be successful unless you know her really, really well. Why men and women differ in the bedroom This may be obvious to you because, well, there are different parts involved. However, the difference is actually more psychological than it is physical. While men are more stimulated by visuals, women tend to be more sensitive to touch and emotions. Girls are turned on more by what they feel emotionally than you just stripping down and getting naked. This is usually where most guys have issues simply because they don’t understand the difference between what gets women hot and in the mood. [Read: 5 s3x fantasies your girl is thinking about but won’t tell you] Here’s what turns women on Now, something to always keep in mind is that each girl is unique. You have to get to know the girl you’re with a little before trying to turn her on immediately. That being said, there are also common things that the majority of women will get turned on by that aren’t too difficult to remember. If you’re looking to turn your woman on, these are just some of the things you can try to get her motor running. Take note of specific things you notice she REALLY likes, then adjust your moves to reflect that. Oh! And have fun! #1 Meaningful compliments. This isn’t just compliments about how hot she looks that night, either. You can by all means say those things and it will make her happy, but if you want to actually turn her on, compliment her intelligence. Compliment her passion. By acknowledging these things about her specifically, she’ll see that you like her for more than just her beauty. And THAT is what turns women on. [Read: 5 s3x fantasies your girl is thinking about but won’t tell you] #2 Surprise PDA. We all know that guys aren’t too crazy about being all mushy and gushy in public with their women. This is why we get really turned on by surprise PDA. If you randomly give us a kiss in public, that’s very meaningful. And you can bet we’re going to get turned on! Showing your affection for us in front of random strangers is actually a turn on. #3 Walking up from behind, wrapping your arms around her, and kissing her neck. If you’re a guy who hasn’t done this to his girl, then you’re missing out on the benefits this move could produce. We love this because it’s caring, adorable, and those neck kisses from this position is what turns women on. #4 Massaging her shoulders after a long day. If you know your girl has had a rough day, then the best thing for you to do is to go home or to her place, get behind her, and massage those shoulders. Believe me when I say that this is not only extremely appreciated, but she’ll be ready to go to the bedroom in no time. [Read: 5 s3x fantasies your girl is thinking about but won’t tell you] #5 Doing housework. I can’t tell you this point enough. If you do the housework or even a little bit of the housework, your woman will be extremely turned on. We have to work our asses off to make the place look acceptable, and if you do that for us, we’ll be ready to go. Bonus points if you know she’s had a rough day, and you do all of her chores for her, AND cook dinner. Not only is the idea very sweet and a turn on, but getting to watch you do this is also a huge turn on. If you want to know what turns women on, NEVER forget this one. [Read: 9 Things Dietitians Wish You Knew About High Cholesterol ] #6 Planning an entire date night. Us ladies plan an awful lot of things. We really do. If you take all of that away from us so we just get to relax and not worry about anything for a change, we’ll get turned on. So, when you plan the whole date night, we LOVE it. #7 Being genuinely interested in her passions. This is something that you can’t fake and you can’t just wing it, or she’ll just be pissed. But when you show a real interest in something we’re passionate about and ask us questions about it, it’s a turn on. [Read: 9 Things Dietitians Wish You Knew About High Cholesterol ] #8 Bragging about her to your friends or family. Every girl wants to hear her man telling their friends how perfect she is. Not only does it make our self-esteem sky rocket, it’s just a huge turn on to hear that you care so much about us and you want everyone close to you to know it. #9 When you’re sweet to her mother/father/ siblings. I mean, this is probably the biggest turn on a man can do. We just melt when you’re sweet to our family and want to be close to them. It shows that you’re family-oriented and want to do well for us. #10 Being chivalrous. Open the car door, pull out her chair, open doors as she walks by, just be a chivalrous man and we’ll be very turned on. When you treat us with the utmost respect, we will be sure to repay you because that’s what turns women on. [Read: 9 Things Dietitians Wish You Knew About High Cholesterol ] #11 Drawing her a bath and letting her have her “me time.” Girls need their alone time. We all need to just have some time to ourselves to decompress, relax, and even pamper ourselves. If you encourage this by doing little things that make it better for us and even understand our “me time,” we’ll be really turned on. #12 Trusting her in a weird situation. Sometimes we have to do things that are going to require a lot of your trust. If you outright tell us that you trust us 100%, we’re immediately turned on. In a world where having so much trust is so rare, we wholeheartedly appreciate it and it gets us going. #13 Being patient. It’s a rarity to find a man who is truly patient. Women have an easier time with this simply because we’re genetically programmed to be because of children. However, when a man can be patient and understanding, that’s what turns women on. [Read: 9 Things Dietitians Wish You Knew About High Cholesterol ] #14 Being goofy. You don’t have to be all serious and sweet in order to turn us on. In fact, some of the things that turn women on the most is when you can act like a complete goof around her. If you run around dancing goofily to some ridiculous music, we’ll be turned on in the best way. #15 Remembering the little things. It’s really not very hard to type in a big event for her in the calendar in your phone. When she gets a “good luck” message on a day she has a big presentation, or even if you just remember her favorite candy and pick it up at the store, we’re turned on. Remembering those little things that are special to us is a major turn on for women. [Read: 9 Things Dietitians Wish You Knew About High Cholesterol ] Sure, women may like a hot guy who’s in really good shape, but the stuff that really turns us on is more emotional than anything else. If you really want to know what turns women on, do these things and you’ll have luck. Liked what you just read? Like us on Facebook Twitter Pinterest and we promise, we’ll be your lucky charm to a beautiful love life.

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