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What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by Topza(m): 5:49pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
When it comes to guys, every girl has her thing. Be it dimples or lips or shoulders or arms, there’s no shortage of beautiful body parts that we could appreciate for hours. But despite what many of you may have been led to believe (by who, we have no clue) an unsolicited picture of your junk isn’t one of them. Certainly not on its own, and especially if we don’t have a personal relationship with it. So stop sending us d!ck pics we didn’t ask for. Seriously, we don’t want to see them. In cases where we’re actually interested in said junk, imagining it is more than enough. (And probably better, too.) And while it’s hard to pinpoint when exactly sending d!ck pics became an acceptable “thing”, or who told you it was OK, all I can tell you, on behalf of every girl I know, is that they lied. And whatever you think you’re doing or saying or achieving with these little treasures of yours, it’s the exact opposite that comes through. Here’s a look what happens on the other side after you press send. #1. “Ew, Gross” If you’re not going to take a few minutes to make sure the picture is actually worth it — grooming, lighting, angles, clear composition so that we don’t mistake graininess and shadows for something much worse — don’t take it. And though you may be proud of how big Jr. is, or how many rodeos you two have won together, none of that translates in a picture. None. The best way to make a woman think your p’εnis is beautiful is to use it to please her. Because a visual is only going to remind her of every other p’εnis she’s ever seen, and trust me, you don’t want her to go down that road. #2. She Feels Violated. Once the shock has settled, this is the feeling that registers. And just so we’re clear, it’s not so much violated in a sεxμal harassment kind of way — though, I think it’s probably worth mentioning that would stand under the law as such if things ever ended up going that way, FYI. But no, I mean in a ‘robbed of her innocence’ kind of way. Because she can’t unsee what she just saw. Nor can she really get back to whatever it was she was doing before your p’εnis interrupted her day, not comfortably anyway. It’s there, burned into her memory, forever. And all she sees is p’εnis now, everywhere. (And not in a good way.) So, thanks for that....Continue Reading @ http://www.gisttrace.com/2016/10/what-woman-thinks-when-you-send-her.html
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Re: What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by jidon3(m): 6:17pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
lol |
Re: What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by WildWildWest(m): 7:13pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
oh I'm a virgin, wrong thread |
Re: What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by Damilolababy(f): 11:25pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
WildWildWest:Really |
Re: What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by WildWildWest(m): 7:19am On Oct 03, 2016 |
Damilolababy:yes ma |
Re: What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by Damilolababy(f): 9:59am On Oct 03, 2016 |
WildWildWest:ok |
Re: What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by Khrisfame(m): 6:01am On Nov 17, 2016 |
ok |
Re: What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by tiganigga: 11:45am On Nov 17, 2016 |
When it comes to guys, every girl has her thing.
Be it dimples or lips or shoulders or arms, there’s
no shortage of beautiful body parts that we could
appreciate for hours. But despite what many of
you may have been led to believe (by who, we
have no clue) an unsolicited picture of your junk
isn’t one of them. Certainly not on its own, and
especially if we don’t have a personal relationship
with it.
So stop sending us d!ck pics we didn’t ask for.
Seriously, we don’t want to see them. In cases
where we’re actually interested in said junk,
imagining it is more than enough. (And probably
better, too.) And while it’s hard to pinpoint when
exactly sending d!ck pics became an acceptable
“thing”, or who told you it was OK, all I can tell
you, on behalf of every girl I know, is that they
lied. And whatever you think you’re doing or
saying or achieving with these little treasures of
yours, it’s the exact opposite that comes through.
Here’s a look what happens on the other side
after you press send.
#1. “Ew, Gross” If you’re not going to take a few
minutes to make sure the picture is actually
worth it — grooming, lighting, angles, clear
composition so that we don’t mistake graininess
and shadows for something much worse — don’t
take it. And though you may be proud of how big
Jr. is, or how many rodeos you two have won
together, none of that translates in a picture.
None. The best way to make a woman think your
p’εnis is beautiful is to use it to please her.
Because a visual is only going to remind her of
every other p’εnis she’s ever seen, and trust me,
you don’t want her to go down that road.
#2. She Feels Violated. Once the shock has
settled, this is the feeling that registers. And just
so we’re clear, it’s not so much violated in a
sεxμal harassment kind of way — though, I think
it’s probably worth mentioning that would stand
under the law as such if things ever ended up
going that way, FYI. But no, I mean in a ‘robbed
of her innocence’ kind of way. Because she can’t
unsee what she just saw. Nor can she really get
back to whatever it was she was doing before
your p’εnis interrupted her day, not comfortably
anyway. It’s there, burned into her memory,
forever. And all she sees is p’εnis now,
everywhere. (And not in a good way.) So, thanks
for that.
#3. You Obviously Don’t Respect Her. To put it
plainly, we’ve fallen for enough bull enough times
to get that there is absolutely no part of sending
her a d!ck pic that says “hey, this is because I
care.” And to try to convince us that it’s some
kind of twisted compliment or funny joke is really
just a tad insulting. The fact is, the only message
a move like this sends, and quite clearly at that,
is that you see her as a certain type of girl. More
specifically, the kind of girl that is only good for
one thing. And that’s not going to get you
anywhere, no matter how true or not that is.
#4. She Obviously Can’t Respect You. I mean,
how can she? Not only is it clear that you don’t
respect her, but quite possibly (and more
concerning) women all that much in general.
Biggest turn-off possible.
#5. You Clearly Don’t Have Much To Offer. Much
like those girls on Instagram who post about their
new favorite lipgloss topless in a G-string,
starting with your p’εnis says just about
everything we need to know about the kind of guy
you are. Mainly that you are a douche without any
social skills or halfway decent understanding of
women. Not to mention the sense of humour of a
tween. Not exactly the “catch” we’re looking for,
in fact, it’s literally the opposite. And no p’εnis,
no matter how large or wonderful, can
compensate for that.
#6. You’re Definitely Not To Be Taken Seriously.
Because if you don’t, how is she supposed to? At
very best you thought sending her a d!ck pic was
either very funny or very sεxy (honestly, I’m not
even sure which you were more wrong about),
and at very worst you think she’s cheap, and
decided to lead with that. No guy who takes
himself seriously, or let alone wants others to,
chooses to start so low.
#7. Where Did Things Go Wrong?
As in, at what point is this how you interpreted
what she wanted from your interactions together?
One of life’s greatest mysteries is how men tend
to mistake a woman’s basic kindness for wanting
to have s’εx. And really, even that’s a stretch
because we don’t even need to be kind,
sometimes just our very existence is enough. And
yet, the worst part is that when we do get
something like this from a guy, we very often end
up questioning ourselves, and whether we did in
fact mistakenly send the wrong message
somehow, at one point.
#8. …Did She Ask For This? This sends us into a
mass (albeit quick) review of everything we’ve
ever said, done or posted since knowing you. A
quick scan of the social accounts to see if they
could be interpreted as desperate or thirsty, and
mental run through of all conversations, emails
and/or texts we’ve shared to see if any
unintentional asking to see your p’εnis ever took
place. In most cases, it doesn’t take long to
come to the rather comforting conclusion no, in
fact we did not accidentally demand a photo of
your naked crotch at any point; this is just you
getting up to no good all by yourself.
#9. Sharing Is Caring Obviously, if you’re sending
this to her it’s because you want it to be seen,
right? So who is she to stop that from
happening? There’s a good chance she’ll want to
share it with some friends. Of course her share
will come with a little more backstory — name,
social accounts, relationship history — not to
mention a few eye rolls and jokes about color and
size you’d probably be happy you don’t have to
hear, but that’s sort of what you signed up for
when you sent an unsolicited dick pic. Also, she
will not be the only one traumatized by this —
this is exactly the kind of sh*t girlfriends were
invented for.
#10. What Exactly Was The Goal Here? This is
part we always get stuck at — the point. As in,
what is it? To lure her in? Turn her on? Get her
to send one back? Because that’s not how you
do that. Visuals are your thing, remember? We
like, and need, the build-up, the anticipation and
mystery of it all. That’s Intro to Women 101. The
only thing an aerial view of your member does for
us is generate a look of disgust and a conjure a
shrieking “Ewwww!” I mean really, what did you
expect? |
Re: What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by Akinlekanwr(m): 12:30pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
#3 She will have a second thought about how big or long the d!ck is. Hence, a part of her is impressed |
Re: What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by Khrisfame(m): 8:12pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Akinlekanwr:Lol |
Re: What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by Akinlekanwr(m): 10:41pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Re: What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by manproud247(m): 4:54am On Nov 18, 2016 |
Most men need second - mommy, any woman, to stroke their weak ego and make them feel OK as first-mommy did to them many years ago. Men today have been emasculated. Men need be strong again. |
Re: What A Woman Thinks When You Send Her A Naughty Pic Of Your D!ck. Men Take Note by Khrisfame(m): 10:42am On Nov 18, 2016 |
manproud247:Really |
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