₦airaland Forum

pacino26:
Guess she's got a Hitler at home or the car is not hers. However, the cost of that window is nothing compared to the trauma the child is passing through.

If I were there, I'd smash the window rescue the child then throw the money at her face.

THEN I'LL LOOK AT THE CHILD AND TELL HIM OR HER TO NEVER FORGET TODAY

IN MOUAU WE HAVE

ZOMBIES: THESE ONES WILL BE SEEN STARING AT THEIR BOOK ALL NIGHT. DON'T BE FOOLED THEY SLEEP WITH THEIR EYES OPEN

PALITO CREW: THESE ONES ARE SNEAKY, THEY COME TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS THEN THEY DEVIATE TO RUBBISH TALK JUST TO USELESS YOUR NIGHT.

UMUDIKE: THEY CAN READ FOR AFRICA. ONLY THEM WILL CARRY LEHNINGER, HARPERS, ADVANCED BIOCHEMISTRY. THEY CAN BE SPOTTED EASILY THEY CARRY CALCULATORS TO GSS EXAMS.

SLEEP DROPPERS: IF YOU'RE AN UMUDYKE YOU GO SABI THIS ONE WELLA. THEY ARE FOUND MOSTLY IN ACHEBE OR LIMAN HALL. THEY SLEEP SO HARD THEY FORGET THEY ARE NOT ON THE BED UNTIL THEY ROLL AND FALL GIVING A LOUD BANG.
P.S: THEY ARE USUALLY GIVEN A ROUND OF APPLAUSE AFTER EACH FALL

90% OF THE COMMENTS HERE ARE FROM FAKE PEOPLE THAT IF GIVEN 10 MILLION NAIRA WOULD DUMP THEIR CAREER, NAME, AND FAMILY IF POSSIBLE.

THAT GIRL IS ALREADY FULFILLING THE PURPOSE OF THE SCHOOL AND CERTIFICATE HER MATES ARE TRYING TO GET, IF SHE TRULY DUMPED SCHOOL THEN NO PROBLEMS.

META TRADER 4

CALCULATOR

THE WORST AND MOST DEADLY THOUGHT ANY NIGERIAN CAN EVER HAVE IS TO THINK THAT NIGERIA OWES YOU, OR TO EVEN THINK THAT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING OWES YOU. MY BRODA NA DIE YOU DEY YOU BERRA GET ON YA FEET AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, I WONT LIE.


BUT WITH THAT MAKEUP HER FACE IS LIKE PLASTIC

fergie001:
So you and tiijo are in my alma-mater....

Oya,come and pay tithes quick quick

So, tiijo is in biochemistry,Is Dr.I.I.Ijeh still there? One akpruka woman wey dey command her husband anyhow that year....

SHE NO WAN GREE GO STILL DEY ORDER HER HUBBY AROUND AS ALWAYS

fergie001:
The MOUAU of those days was worse sef....not now...
Those days of Pre-Arts(not that yeye Liman they re-named it),na die.....if you are taken there,give your life to Christ,it is finished

THOSE WHO WRITE IN THE LIBRARY, YOU SEE THEM GOING FOR PRAYERS AFTER EVERY PAPER

nma4god:
what course are u studying? I'm in MOUAU too, vet.med

Biochemistry

MY SCHOOL (MOUAU) WILL PUT ONLY THREE PERSONS ON A ROW. ONE ON THE LEFT ONE IN MIDDLE AND ONE ON THE RIGHT.

IF ITS EXAM JUST KNOW THAT THE PERSON BY YOUR SIDE ISN'T THE SAME COURSE OR IS FROM A HIGHER OR LOWER LEVEL