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Family / Re: Mother Refuses To Break Car Window To Save Her Trapped Child by Tiijo: 11:04pm On Sep 23, 2018
pacino26:
Guess she's got a Hitler at home or the car is not hers. However, the cost of that window is nothing compared to the trauma the child is passing through.

If I were there, I'd smash the window rescue the child then throw the money at her face.

THEN I'LL LOOK AT THE CHILD AND TELL HIM OR HER TO NEVER FORGET TODAY
Education / Re: Types Of People You Will Find In Funaab Night Classes by Tiijo: 7:19pm On Jul 27, 2018
IN MOUAU WE HAVE

ZOMBIES: THESE ONES WILL BE SEEN STARING AT THEIR BOOK ALL NIGHT. DON'T BE FOOLED THEY SLEEP WITH THEIR EYES OPEN undecided

PALITO CREW: THESE ONES ARE SNEAKY, THEY COME TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS THEN THEY DEVIATE TO RUBBISH TALK JUST TO USELESS YOUR NIGHT.

UMUDIKE: THEY CAN READ FOR AFRICA. ONLY THEM WILL CARRY LEHNINGER, HARPERS, ADVANCED BIOCHEMISTRY. THEY CAN BE SPOTTED EASILY THEY CARRY CALCULATORS TO GSS EXAMS.

SLEEP DROPPERS: IF YOU'RE AN UMUDYKE YOU GO SABI THIS ONE WELLA. THEY ARE FOUND MOSTLY IN ACHEBE OR LIMAN HALL. THEY SLEEP SO HARD THEY FORGET THEY ARE NOT ON THE BED UNTIL THEY ROLL AND FALL GIVING A LOUD BANG.
P.S: THEY ARE USUALLY GIVEN A ROUND OF APPLAUSE AFTER EACH FALL grin

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Girlfriend Chioma Dumps School - Family Not Happy With Development by Tiijo: 4:55pm On Jul 25, 2018
90% OF THE COMMENTS HERE ARE FROM FAKE PEOPLE THAT IF GIVEN 10 MILLION NAIRA WOULD DUMP THEIR CAREER, NAME, AND FAMILY IF POSSIBLE.

THAT GIRL IS ALREADY FULFILLING THE PURPOSE OF THE SCHOOL AND CERTIFICATE HER MATES ARE TRYING TO GET, IF SHE TRULY DUMPED SCHOOL THEN NO PROBLEMS.
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Phones / Re: Which Is The Most Frequently Used App On Your Phone? by Tiijo: 1:02pm On Jul 24, 2018
META TRADER 4

CALCULATOR grin grin
Sports / Re: Jerry Okorodudu: I Am Dying Of Hunger - Ex-Boxer by Tiijo: 10:40pm On Jul 18, 2018
THE WORST AND MOST DEADLY THOUGHT ANY NIGERIAN CAN EVER HAVE IS TO THINK THAT NIGERIA OWES YOU, OR TO EVEN THINK THAT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING OWES YOU. MY BRODA NA DIE YOU DEY undecided YOU BERRA GET ON YA FEET AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO
Celebrities / Re: Regina Chukwu Stuns In Lovely Dress (Photo) by Tiijo: 12:23am On Jun 27, 2018
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, I WONT LIE.


BUT WITH THAT MAKEUP HER FACE IS LIKE PLASTIC cry cry
Education / Re: How Yabatech Students Sat For A Test by Tiijo: 9:45am On Jun 12, 2018
fergie001:

So you and tiijo are in my alma-mater....

Oya,come and pay tithes quick quick

So, tiijo is in biochemistry,Is Dr.I.I.Ijeh still there? One akpruka woman wey dey command her husband anyhow that year....

SHE NO WAN GREE GO undecided STILL DEY ORDER HER HUBBY AROUND AS ALWAYS
Education / Re: How Yabatech Students Sat For A Test by Tiijo: 10:29am On Jun 10, 2018
fergie001:

The MOUAU of those days was worse sef....not now...
Those days of Pre-Arts(not that yeye Liman they re-named it),na die.....if you are taken there,give your life to Christ,it is finished grin


THOSE WHO WRITE IN THE LIBRARY, YOU SEE THEM GOING FOR PRAYERS AFTER EVERY PAPER grin
Education / Re: How Yabatech Students Sat For A Test by Tiijo: 10:27am On Jun 10, 2018
nma4god:
what course are u studying? I'm in MOUAU too, vet.med

Biochemistry smiley
Education / Re: How Yabatech Students Sat For A Test by Tiijo: 9:37pm On Jun 09, 2018
MY SCHOOL (MOUAU) WILL PUT ONLY THREE PERSONS ON A ROW. ONE ON THE LEFT ONE IN MIDDLE AND ONE ON THE RIGHT.

IF ITS EXAM JUST KNOW THAT THE PERSON BY YOUR SIDE ISN'T THE SAME COURSE OR IS FROM A HIGHER OR LOWER LEVEL

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