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RomanceRe: How Safe Is This Kinda Sex? by Tiimy(m): 11:55pm On Jul 31, 2018
lilmaydee:
Video or adonbilivit
Seconded cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Adesua Etomi Doppelganger Celebrates Birthday by Tiimy(m): 11:43pm On Jul 31, 2018
Upsidedown9ja:
My birthday mate, please where will I meet her so that we can celebrate together.
konji cheesy
RomanceRe: I Have Been Sleeping With My Boss ! I Need Help by Tiimy(m): 11:28pm On Jul 31, 2018
Does grocery store even exist in Nigeria? huh... Well nairalanders are always sleeping with their boss and asking for help
GamingRe: Here's Why An AAA Nigerian Video Game Title Is Highly Unlikely by Tiimy(m): 5:55pm On Jul 28, 2018
einsteine:
Ehm, no.

Nigeria does not need a triple A video game.

This is the same problem Nigeria had pre-independence. Our best brains studying useless courses like English literature and Classics while the best brains in Singapore and India were studying Engineering. Yeah, it would probably be good for the individual who wants to make video games to make video games as he would be more fulfilled and happier. However, what is good for the individual is not neccessarily good for the country.

Nigeria needs innovation in pharmacy, chemistry, engineering and agriculture.
Oga we need A A A videogames if a person does Good for d country it won't reflect unless the government is good
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson's 5 Year Old Daughter Beats Regina Daniels In Cooking Challenge by Tiimy(m): 9:05pm On Jul 24, 2018
Rubbish Fake YouTube Stories
RomanceRe: Busty Nigerian Lady Posts Pictures Of Her Nudes On Twitter by Tiimy(m): 11:27pm On Jul 23, 2018
MemeKing:
did the user deactivate or what ?

can't find it
chocolatebeckyy
RomanceRe: Busty Nigerian Lady Posts Pictures Of Her Nudes On Twitter by Tiimy(m): 11:25pm On Jul 23, 2018
Already started following her... Thanks O.p grin cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: '9 Diseases Your Pastor Lies To You About' - Aroms Aigbehi by Tiimy(m): 10:50am On Jul 22, 2018
Even If God Himself comes down to earth to show himself to us people will still go to hellfire that shows how stupid humans are
Christianity EtcRe: '9 Diseases Your Pastor Lies To You About' - Aroms Aigbehi by Tiimy(m): 10:48am On Jul 22, 2018
Adieza:
Logic is very far from the bed of a typical Africa. If you are a pagan, all strange diseases are caused by the demons and witches. If you are a fake christians, all strange diseases are also caused by the devil and evil spirit. No difference.

1. Autism = Devil
2. Anorexia = caused by spirit husband. (I like this one)
3. Bulimia = Devil
4.Dementia = Spirit and devil
5. Depression = Devil
6. Postnatal depression = Witches and Devil
7. Dissociative amnesia = Spiritual attack
8. Heart Attack = Spiritual attack
9. Stroke = Spiritual attack.

I am amazed how many people belief these stuff. even the educated ones. In science all these diseases have names and processes to treat them. But in Africa we want to blame everything on Witchcraft and the devil.

So my logic here is, have you ever wonder why the devil is always wining?

Now the good side. Every little thing that went well is God.
The eagles won a match = God.
Christiano Ronaldo got a new contract = God.
Buhari rigged an election = God
Trump won and election = God
Got a new Job = God.
The neighbor got killed by Dangote truck = God.
The pastor bought a new plane = God.

I even heard God has helped Nigeria to start a new airlines now. People were typing amen and prophesying the other day about it. When I asked them what they were smoking they got upset.

Logic: Basically, what you are saying is you have no control over your life. You blow to and fro with the wind. God and the devil are draggging you to and fro. Whoever wins at a certain moment determines the state of your life. Think about it. It means you are just a game of chess between God and the devil.

People, believe me, the day God intervene and do something you will not need someone to tell you he did it. If you believe God ordained Donald Trump after all what he has done to women and minorities then you need to get your mind examined and I have a bridge to sell to you in San Francisco. Please take that God far away from me. Not my type.


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=423104024862378&id=158338594672257
stupid Nigerians don't go n pray stay here n b forming aetheist n b blaming God for all the bad things in ur life when there are people born disfigured u should thank him for d way u are
RomanceRe: How A Female Marketer Harassed me Sexually At The Atm Me Because Of 1k by Tiimy(m): 10:39am On Jul 22, 2018
Nairaland guys are always being chased by women n rejecting them grin it is well continue dreaming u all
RomanceRe: Why Cant A Nigeria Guy Date A Girl Without Sex by Tiimy(m): 5:47pm On Jul 21, 2018
Op this is not zee world what rubbish!! So u will advice ur brother to b dating a girl spending on her but no fucking her so he should be masturbating when he gets Hot then
RomanceRe: Drama As Lady Refuses to Accept her Boyfriend Engagement, Friends Join to beg(pi by Tiimy(m): 11:51am On Jul 19, 2018
She no even fine like that
RomanceRe: It is Insane To Have Unprotected Sex by Tiimy(m): 2:04pm On Jul 18, 2018
Pogba12:
Hi Nairalanders,

I just had an unprotected sex with a call girl minutes ago and I deeply regretted it.

Before we started, I asked her if she has a condom she said she doesnt have and asked me in return
if I have it and I said No.

There we go and had it skin to skin, though I pulled out my penis in just 5 seconds.

What do I do, I fear for STD. Help
U pulled it out after 5 seconds what was now the point of putting it in.....Nairalanders n Stupid Lies!!! shocked
RomanceRe: Malia Obama Pictured Kissing Her White Boyfriend On The Street (pictures) by Tiimy(m): 1:59pm On Jul 18, 2018
awwfar:
not my kinda woman... see as she be like panla..
I'd prefer a thick daughter of nobody than this bonga fish
so if she comes first u u will say no abi... .see your life talking rubbish .
RomanceRe: Malia Obama Pictured Kissing Her White Boyfriend On The Street (pictures) by Tiimy(m): 1:58pm On Jul 18, 2018
awwfar:
not my kinda woman... see as she be like panla..
I'd prefer a thick daughter of nobody than this bonga fish
so if she comes first u u will say no abi... .see your life talking rubbish
EducationRe: 10 Most Muscular Dogs Breeds In The World by Tiimy(m): 1:57pm On Jul 18, 2018
Prinzecharlez:
Do these dogs lift weight?
grin
BusinessRe: Man In Only Towel At Ecobank ATM Withdrawing Money (Photo) by Tiimy(m): 5:18pm On Jul 17, 2018
coolestchris:
happened today
op why did u spoil everything by putting coolest Chris.. ..we don't know who Chris is we don't care to know who he is so why is his name Edited on d pic ?
EducationRe: I Saw This Circulating On Social Media. Let Us Help Him Out. by Tiimy(m): 5:09pm On Jul 17, 2018
prommy:
PLEASE HELP PROFESSOR MALUMFASHI

PLEASE HELP!

"If you were on a 'Young shall grow' Marcopolo bus from Kaduna to Lagos on Tuesday night (10/7/18) and you took an HP laptop from a bag, I'm on my knees, switch it on, you'll see MS word docs labelled Chapter one, Chapter two, Chapter three and Chapter four on the desktop.

Kindly send them to drmamadelo@gmail.com. That's a project that has taken me 2.5 years of hard work and cost me several hundreds of thousands of Naira. I'm supposed to graduate by November. I'm ready to issue you the password to the laptop if you can prove you truly have it with you.

Please share, the 'taker' or the future buyer may be on your friends list.

You can reach me on 08039404043 in case you want to discuss anything further.

Thanks.

#Copied

via Prof. Malumfashi Ibrahim
fake story so he's ready to issue the password if the person can prove he has it with him but he first said open laptop and check email it doesn't add up.. ..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Tuesday Give Away!!! by Tiimy(m): 1:56pm On Jul 17, 2018
I need just 20k for my architecture project next month
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Sprays Couple With Pounds & Dollars At Their Wedding (Photo) by Tiimy(m): 5:38pm On Jul 16, 2018
The Grooms face like "Choi Let This Small Boy Not Steal My Wife
CrimeRe: Soldier Blasts Yomi Shogunle For Blocking Him After SARS Complaint by Tiimy(m): 6:19pm On Jul 15, 2018
nabegibeg:
The fool is tweeting about France vs Croatia match on twitter.com right now
so he should tweet about your Small dick abi
RomanceRe: Why Do Most People Hate Using Protection by Tiimy(m): 5:38pm On Jul 15, 2018
Peachess:
Licking candy is different from sex, I'm pretty sure they'll have the same sensation whether using a condom or not.
continue forming sister asif u have not had unprotected seX b4
RomanceRe: Why Do Most People Hate Using Protection by Tiimy(m): 5:38pm On Jul 15, 2018
Peachess:
Licking candy is different from sex, I'm pretty sure they'll have the same sensation whether using a condom or not.
continue forming sister asif u have not had unprotected see b4
RomanceRe: Can A Mother Of Five Children Still Enjoy Sex, Really?! by Tiimy(m): 4:23pm On Jul 14, 2018
zexy2030:
The problem caused as a result of NO CHILD SPACING.
The solution is for the husband to learn exciting styles, since she wants sex for pleasure and no more for kids.Her clit is now 4times larger than before, since she is in her 30s its now she can enjoy it better. She feels more hornier now. Her clit is still a very useful tool for her pleasure. The mastery skill of stimulating the clit and focus on the gspot is what she should discuss with her hubby.
Fingering is also good. If the man is now bored with her body. And he now climaxes in 2mins, then he should use fingers to hit both her gspot and rub her clit. She will moan in deep pleasure. Then he can take his position. Raising one of her legs up then hit the spots while she lays and he stands.
Breast handling; foreplays is just the key.
Or maybe she is bored with her hubby and needs variety to add spice to her sex life. And if she wants variety contact me >: I will train her practically, she will understand better, then put her hubby through too.
She is envying you girls that are still young and she feels intimadated and outdated.
In all She can still enjoy sex no matter how large her hole maybe.
She can reduce the size by staying off sex for sometime.
Or go for surgery
Or use alum and potash, she will b tight again for hubby to enjoy sex again
I'm a guy, what do I get for this contribution rosezee?
Experienced Professional grin
BusinessRe: 6 Sure Ways To Earn Passive Income In Nigeria - Nigerianonlinebusiness by Tiimy(m): 8:51pm On Jul 13, 2018
andreweb:
Passive income simply implies that an individual makes profit consistently for a job he only did once. It is further explained as making money without really having to work for it. Passive income is regarded by me as one of the major difference that exists between the rich and the poor. The rich engage in many income streams and make profits from all of them at the same time. While the poor puts all his hope on only one income stream. In Nigeria’s economy today, to have a passive income seems necessary than taking a look at convenience.

However, it is important to note that the passive income you engage in will make money for you but you have to be watchful. You can not just open the business and sleep off. It will require you to have spare time, commitment and capital to start up the business. When the business finally grows, you can then reduce your supervision towards it and make money while you sleep. The beauty of passive income is that you do not need to invest again or put more effort when your money starts coming in. I know Nigerians buy into the idea of making money while sleeping in the comfort of your homes. But this cannot be achieved without having the knowledge of passive income ideas.

Passive income ideas include:



Affiliate Marketing

Affiliate marketing is one of the best and easiest way to make money online. To earn passive income from affiliate marketing, people must click on the affiliate links you have on your site. When people click the affiliate link on your site, you then receive a commission at no extra cost to them when they buy a product or goods. It is one of the ways to make money without leaving your computer.

I have created a guide that would help those who are interested in Affiliate Marketing. Once you get this guide, you are sure of making almost $200 monthly.

Create an event centre/hall

There are a lot of Nigerians who celebrate special days like Birthdays, Weddings etc and even those who organize seminars. Majority of them would not want to do this under the open air for fear of either rain or the hot sun. They would prefer to hire a hall or an event centre to do want they want to do. You can earn passive income from creating an event centre when people hire your hall. You do not have to be present always, you can hire the services of somebody who will be in charge of collecting the money and releasing the place. If this idea is something you can conjure up with your money, then it is widely advised to do it.

Build an Online Course

Building an online course can also be a great source of passive income. It works like this; you create an enriching online course that will assist people in taking care of their problems or needs. The online course may be in form of a video, e-book and emails. You earn passive income from this business idea when prospective customers sign up to buy the online course package, and in return, your system automatically sends the buyers the email or e-book depending on what you created. You will fix a price so that when they see the online course package and are ok with the price, then they pay and you get credited into your local bank account or PayPal account if it’s a foreigner purchasing it.

Freelancing

Freelancing is another moving source of acquiring passive income. You can either sign up for Fiverr or any other freelancing job. Freelancing can be done anywhere and anytime depending on your work schedule. In Freelancing, a job will be assigned for you to do, and on the completion of the job, you get paid by any means. The freelancing job may include content writing.

You can also hire other people to do the job if you are not available, and when the job had been completed, you get paid and also your employee gets paid by you. It is one good source of earning passive income because it does not require much time to do. This book I created will help you earn on Fiverr. Top Fiverr freelancers make about $700, and you too can.

Engage in Network marketing

Network marketing is what the majority of Nigerians engage in to earn passive income. You are required to build up your network and once its set, you start earning money. The challenge that faces Nigerians is that they fail to follow up their referrers and explain to them what they are engaging in really means. Another challenge Nigerians face and are scared of is the issue of Ponzi schemes. They are afraid to venture into Network marketing for fear of getting duped because they think they might fall into the trap of Ponzi schemes owners.

Let people run your owned business

Nigerians far and wide also engage in this. There are many businesses you can start and give it out for someone to manage while you receive your income at the end of the day or month. Transportation business is one of it. You can buy a bus, then hire a good driver and a conductor. Their job is to carry passengers to their desired location. At the end of the day, the money realized would be shared between each party involved.

In conclusion, there are many business ideas you can engage in and earn passive income while you sleep. The numerous passive income business ideas listed above are very lucrative and easy to start. There are some passive business ideas that require huge capital to start up and there are some that require little or no capital. It all depends on what you have in your pocket. Overall, passive income business ideas are massive in terms of making it big.

If any of the ideas interest you, you can do well to visit the link below;

See Source for more Details
Op how much do you have in ur bank account
BusinessRe: 6 Sure Ways To Earn Passive Income In Nigeria - Nigerianonlinebusiness by Tiimy(m): 8:50pm On Jul 13, 2018
[quote author=andreweb post=69315395]Passive income simply implies that an individual makes profit consistently for a job he only did once. It is further explained as making money without really having to work for it. Passive income is regarded by me as one of the major difference that exists between the rich and the poor. The rich engage in many income streams and make profits from all of them at the same time. While the poor puts all his hope on only one income stream. In Nigeria’s economy today, to have a passive income seems necessary than taking a look at convenience.

However, it is important to note that the passive income you engage in will make money for you but you have to be watchful. You can not just open the business and sleep off. It will require you to have spare time, commitment and capital to start up the business. When the business finally grows, you can then reduce your supervision towards it and make money while you sleep. The beauty of passive income is that you do not need to invest again or put more effort when your money starts coming in. I know Nigerians buy into the idea of making money while sleeping in the comfort of your homes. But this cannot be achieved without having the knowledge of passive income ideas.

Passive income ideas include:



Affiliate Marketing

Affiliate marketing is one of the best and easiest way to make money online. To earn passive income from affiliate marketing, people must click on the affiliate links you have on your site. When people click the affiliate link on your site, you then receive a commission at no extra cost to them when they buy a product or goods. It is one of the ways to make money without leaving your computer.

I have created a guide that would help those who are interested in Affiliate Marketing. Once you get this guide, you are sure of making almost $200 monthly.

Create an event centre/hall

There are a lot of Nigerians who celebrate special days like Birthdays, Weddings etc and even those who organize seminars. Majority of them would not want to do this under the open air for fear of either rain or the hot sun. They would prefer to hire a hall or an event centre to do want they want to do. You can earn passive income from creating an event centre when people hire your hall. You do not have to be present always, you can hire the services of somebody who will be in charge of collecting the money and releasing the place. If this idea is something you can conjure up with your money, then it is widely advised to do it.

Build an Online Course

Building an online course can also be a great source of passive income. It works like this; you create an enriching online course that will assist people in taking care of their problems or needs. The online course may be in form of a video, e-book and emails. You earn passive income from this business idea when prospective customers sign up to buy the online course package, and in return, your system automatically sends the buyers the email or e-book depending on what you created. You will fix a price so that when they see the online course package and are ok with the price, then they pay and you get credited into your local bank account or PayPal account if it’s a foreigner purchasing it.

Freelancing

Freelancing is another moving source of acquiring passive income. You can either sign up for Fiverr or any other freelancing job. Freelancing can be done anywhere and anytime depending on your work schedule. In Freelancing, a job will be assigned for you to do, and on the completion of the job, you get paid by any means. The freelancing job may include content writing.

You can also hire other people to do the job if you are not available, and when the job had been completed, you get paid and also your employee gets paid by you. It is one good source of earning passive income because it does not require much time to do. This book I created will help you earn on Fiverr. Top Fiverr freelancers make about $700, and you too can.

Engage in Network marketing

Network marketing is what the majority of Nigerians engage in to earn passive income. You are required to build up your network and once its set, you start earning money. The challenge that faces Nigerians is that they fail to follow up their referrers and explain to them what they are engaging in really means. Another challenge Nigerians face and are scared of is the issue of Ponzi schemes. They are afraid to venture into Network marketing for fear of getting duped because they think they might fall into the trap of Ponzi schemes owners.

Let people run your owned business

Nigerians far and wide also engage in this. There are many businesses you can start and give it out for someone to manage while you receive your income at the end of the day or month. Transportation business is one of it. You can buy a bus, then hire a good driver and a conductor. Their job is to carry passengers to their desired location. At the end of the day, the money realized would be shared between each party involved.

In conclusion, there are many business ideas you can engage in and earn passive income while you sleep. The numerous passive income business ideas listed above are very lucrative and easy to start. There are some passive business ideas that require huge capital to start up and there are some that require little or no capital. It all depends on what you have in your pocket. Overall, passive income business ideas are massive in terms of making it big.

If any of the ideas interest you, you can do well to visit the link below;

See Source for more Details[/quote Op how much do u have in ur bank account
RomanceRe: Beautiful Amputee Curvy Lady Slays In Swimsuit (Photos) by Tiimy(m): 7:48pm On Jul 13, 2018
Benita27:
Bikini isn't for everyone. She should cover up joor!
Jealousy grin
RomanceRe: I'm finding it difficult to adapt to the Lifestyle Of My Husband To Be. by Tiimy(m): 10:40am On Jul 13, 2018
Op leave him n come to me I won't interfere with ur lifestyle
RomanceRe: A Secondary Schoolgirl Has Been Disturbing Me For S*x..advice Me by Tiimy(m): 10:32am On Jul 13, 2018
Op enter the sweet tight pussy stop disgracing me
GamingRe: God Of War 4 Aint Shit!! by Tiimy(m): 12:30pm On Jul 11, 2018
Obeflacko:
who else feels like the other prequel of GOW4 is better off,imo i enjoyed every boss fight in the prequel compared to GOW4,and i had an array of weapons in the last game,well i feel this is just the beginning for this new santa monica crew,i believe GOW will get its juice back.
Oga u never play the game stop forming and it has lots of replay values too many easter eggs Dat game is d best game ever .....In fact snap pic of u playing d game
RomanceRe: Nigerian Woman Welcomes Son Three Months After Welcoming Twins (photos) by Tiimy(m): 10:05am On Jul 11, 2018
GoTV:
These people just give birth like pigs. Later they will blame Buhari when economic realities set it. Smh
Stupidity Upon Stupidity

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