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Christianity Etc › Re: How Noah Carried 2 Whales? by timbabng(m): 7:38pm On Oct 04, 2009
guysmat:
If the "men" are going to receive 72 virgins on arrival in heaven, what's in it for the devout muslim women?


[center]huh 72 honks?   huh[/center]

Anyway, I wonder where the women will be gotten from cos going by statistics, the ration of 1:72 is pretty steep.

Let's make an assumption that all muslim men make it to heaven (taking cognizance of the muslims population that has lived since Mohammed's time).
Let's keep it at the current population of present day muslims; say 2 billion muslims make it into heaven.

OMG  shocked  shocked , Heaven will be requiring 144 billion women to satisfy fleshy cravings. Haba Dauda(s)!!!  

, em, What of the ones that prefer boys?  wink  wink

Just to cut a bizarre story short, when you die, you die. The next agenda na the review of your report card  undecided  cry  grin cheesy  shocked  huh ;

Note: please try & score some points for the after-life b4 you die. Getting to the Review Board stage without the prerequisite credit score will be very hazardous to you spiritual existence (most especially since you'll obviously be going to hell if your report card has no credits attached to the life you lived on earth)

The things of the earth will be left behind. No shagging in heaven o; better do all you want to do with all that sperm b4 you check out.

Neither will there be lust, stealing,disobedience, malice, anger, spite, jealousy, and every other vices various spirits try to evoke in our physical nature.

In all honesty & seriousness, worship GOD. All these arguments of whose holy book is better, more scientific, plagiarized, evolved etc will not matter.

On THAT DAY, it'll just be YOU and GOD. Your conscience will either keep you away or bring you b4 HIM.

Leave out the bitterness and enjoy your life.
. . . Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA!!!!!!!! grin
you just won the argument!!


. . .its so simple to see how the women are left out! Typical MUSLIM way
Gaming › Re: Mmmmm by timbabng(m): 7:56pm On Aug 21, 2009
maybe Killlzone 2 cool
Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by timbabng(m): 2:56pm On Jun 20, 2009
i'm playing KILLZONE 2 . . . .very very hot!!
Technology Market › Re: Ps3 Repair by timbabng(m): 8:58am On Mar 31, 2009
ogb5:
Where in Nigeria can one repair a PS3.
I suspect it has a power problem.
. . . .is it displaying a strange yellow light after power button is pressed?
Gaming › Re: Devil May Cry Vs God Of War 2 by timbabng(m): 6:53am On Feb 25, 2009
Shola2009:
wait, wait, have u guys played DMC 4huh? shocked, thats some awesome story line, and the graphics, super!!!!, nero's devil bringer, exellent!!, GOW is better, but u guys here are saying it like DMC is a complete piece of Sh!@t,
u are right, DMC 4 is very good .
Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by timbabng(m): 3:05pm On Feb 15, 2009
The script - the man who cant be moved


. . .cant get enough of this song!!!
Gaming › Re: Killzone 2 Will Be A Very Mature Game by timbabng(m): 11:24am On Feb 15, 2009
I cant wait for the the game to be released. I'm a die-hard fan of KILLZONE
Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by timbabng(m): 11:23am On Feb 15, 2009
I'm playing Devil May Cry 4 all over again on the ps3
Gaming › Re: Devil May Cry Vs God Of War 2 by timbabng(m): 11:12am On Feb 15, 2009
I think God of War is better, but i love Dante's sense of humour
Forum Games › Re: Ma Chat Room by timbabng(m): 11:40pm On Dec 11, 2008
undecided undecided
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Off The Road!◄╝ by timbabng(m): 8:06am On Oct 27, 2008
@topic

my phone is ringing shocked
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Hit And Run Or Stay!◄╝ by timbabng(m): 8:06am On Oct 27, 2008
. . . . spots her ,
. . . . . . .double crosses her,

and. . , . .
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Hit And Run Or Stay!◄╝ by timbabng(m): 7:59am On Oct 27, 2008
. .  . .still after sima cool
Forum Games › Re: Posting Game!! by timbabng(m): 7:57am On Oct 27, 2008
SiM SiMa grin
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Off The Road!◄╝ by timbabng(m): 7:54am On Oct 27, 2008
kiss kiss kiss alwayz a pleasure
Forum Games › Re: Posting Game!! by timbabng(m): 7:48am On Oct 27, 2008
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Off The Road!◄╝ by timbabng(m): 7:39am On Oct 27, 2008
hiiiiiiiiiii cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Posting Game!! by timbabng(m): 7:36am On Oct 27, 2008
angry angry angry
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by timbabng(m): 9:28pm On Oct 25, 2008
of course
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by timbabng(m): 8:55pm On Oct 25, 2008
. . . .alwayz a stunner
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by timbabng(m): 8:53pm On Oct 25, 2008
lovely wink
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? Part 2 by timbabng(m): 8:52pm On Oct 25, 2008
i hope so , do you?
Forum Games › Re: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by timbabng(m): 8:41pm On Oct 25, 2008
see-my lipsrsealed
Forum Games › Re: ╚►kiss! 4uck! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ (apa Keji) by timbabng(m): 8:41pm On Oct 25, 2008
kisss - Bleep - more kisses cheesy
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by timbabng(m): 8:30pm On Oct 25, 2008
Hell Yeah wink
Forum Games › Re: ╚►T v F◄╝ by timbabng(m): 8:28pm On Oct 25, 2008
True cool


Are u athletic?
Family › Re: 22 Die After Drinking Ogogoro In Lagos by timbabng(m): 9:45pm On Oct 16, 2008
this is serious o!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa III (3): Official Thread by timbabng(m): 9:25pm On Oct 16, 2008
Wumine:
Munya slept with Tawana yesternite during the shower hour. They should both just leave. Tawana will sleep with all the guys in the house if she can and even big brother isnt safe. its so just disgusting. But Mimi should leave first. I just don't like anything about her!
. . .i didnt know she did that shocked
Computers › Re: Help! I Can't Install Yahoomessenger On My System by timbabng(m): 9:19pm On Oct 16, 2008
I think the downloads get corrupted somehow, Try here for msg 9.0 and use any download accelerator to speed up your download.

http://fs9.filehippo.com/9019/6926ad484cb24799822edb7f39a5983a/ymsgr900_1912_us.exe
Family › Re: Smoking Indian Hemp Is On The Increase,why? by timbabng(m): 8:42am On Oct 16, 2008
i've noticed too, it's everywhere these days angry
Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by timbabng(m): 8:28am On Oct 16, 2008
The world i know - collective soul

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