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Calibrator:
What if his phone network reception gets cut off till Sunday?

Work choke him throughout today?

His wife born?

His side chick gives him a pregnancy scare?

His kid spoils his devices?

He forgets to come online?

I am open to all possibilities 😹😹

Raumdeuter dey hustle to sneak in through back door, you na chimney you dey hustle to enter through...

iamoyindamola:
He's our go to guy if we need 3 points

Omor... This comment too crack me up

raumdeuter:
Prioritize active managers only that banter here, See as calibrator make this place sweet small even if he loses every weekend like emaprince but his mouth no dey rest. He be like all those boys wey you go beat beat taya but he go still dey make noise

iamoyindamola:
I for sell your slot give raumdeuter straight up

Sent again

Seen. Thanks.

Abeg edit my email.

iamoyindamola:
Check your mail bros

I don turn my mail upside down, I no see am o.

resend

Iamoyindamola what next? Abi shey make we continue like dis so that i go win Bourne007 next GW and top table?

Calibrator:
Make he just wait till the next week and pick the highest rated number in the option by that then. Simple!

OK, na GW35 we dey enter sef.

Iamoyindamola wait till next week na.

iamoyindamola:
That's what I did but it changed the gw to 35 if I pick 3 knockout rounds
2 knockout rounds and a final
Just thinking out loud

I'm thinking it's 2 round and a final from GW36..

Create am and see na.. Can't you create multiple times?

Calibrator:
It was fun while it lasted.

See ya next season.

How was the recalibration?

Drop small 40m make I do -60 transfer hit, you dey do stronghead.

See as Raumdeuter win him tie easily.

raumdeuter:
My Response


The Good Kompany PR team read with immense disgust the writing from a now disgraced, person of particular concern Cardboardtollah Ipukulu Ayapripri

The vituperations and immense pain of our opponents can be felt from the shores of Port harcourt to the plains of Manchester, traversing the depth of the Atlantic, the gargantuan Atlas mountain, through the straits of Hormuz and the English channel

Wolfgang has zero time for idle gossips as we are locked in to make the playoff positions in a Do or Die manner and crushing all opposition on the way.

We have carefully noticed the model of consensus candidacy for top 8 that brought questionable characters without certificates and detailed family background, novices like timbros who presented a NEPA bill as certificate and iamoyindamola who quickly volunteered to be admin thus occupying the top 8 spot illegally with Supreme court fiat

Elder statemen like ibime who should be custodian of traditions have sold their dignity for a plate of white soup and turned themselves into Tony-one week Anenih, AyoMaff Adebanjo in a Hand dey shake, leg dey shake manner

We are coming to clean the Augean stable and all corrupt individuals would be very worried

All this epistle, no evidence

You go explain taya

iamoyindamola:
After investigation, it's concluded their is no match fixing as alleged by Calibrator, if we look at his team prior to meeting Good Kompany he doesn't have more than 2 players playing the next game.
Good Kompany played his mind game well by already concluding victory, he has also used his WC and free hit.
IMO, he might not make play offs because the hit is massive and can stretch into next GW.
Raumdeuter will you like to sue Calibrator and Ibime for defamation assassination of character because they accused you wrongly and insulted your personality.

How much you collect?

Talk true.... E be like say Raumdeuter finally tf the $100 las las

Ibime:
Ayapripri: Wolfgang Raumdeuter should be investigated

Ipukulu Head Coach Ibime Ayapripri Jack-Daniel has called on EFCC boss Ola Olukoyede to open an investigation into the activities of Good Kompany manager Wolfgang Raumdeuter following Wolverines ceding of their FA Cup tie to Good Kompany.

Hear him: "I am calling on EFCC, the NFF and FIFA ethics committees; and League administrator Iamoyindamola to look into the obvious points buying by Wolfgang Raumdeuter. Raumdeuter has been blatantly offering financial incentives for opponents to throw games for the last 3 weeks and has somehow taken his team from no-hopers to the cusp of the Playoffs. How can Wolverine take 16 points hit and still be only able to field 5 or 6 players?"

Unfortunately Ayapripris plea is expected to fall on deaf ears as even the league administrator Iamoyindamola was recently caught on hidden camera offering to do Wolfgangs bidding for a substantial fee. Although the bribery offer was caught on tape, Iamoyindamolas lawyers are alleging AI manipulation from political enemies who wish to see his downfall and also argue that accepting an incentive to win a match is not tantamount to corruption, unlike throwing a game.

Evidence here presented for stakeholders to draw their own conclusion.




Roby Dakolo
Premium Times

Incentive to win a game is not corruption

Na that 16 point hit we suppose investigate

afrodoc:
He is the Capo di tutti capi of all destructive, disgusting, and diabolically negative managers.

My greatest fear in life is being kidnapped by aliens, my eyelids glued open and forced to watch Bordelas matches on repeat.

Omor... Which kind description be dis? Dan Make I go check am out

Calibrator:
This is the part l love most about the H2H playoffs league.
Hate watching and permutations.

My only saving grace is that 6ixT8 and Raumdeuter play each other this GW.
Timbros is the only thing standing between me and the playoffs laddis

How much you get make I do 15 transfers?

Excallibur:
Bordalas masterclass update 😂

Which coach be dis?

popizaino:
Not a bad option.

Shebi you don start.

Which kind mediocrity dey worry you bros? Crystal Palace Bournemouth coaches na him dey hungry you?

I no surprise sha... Person wey hate winners like Mou and Tuchel, wetin I expect from you kwanu?

popizaino:
Tbh,sack isn't enough.

A jail term in el-salvador prisons should be added to his sack letter. Idiot.

How can you lose and worst part not score?

How can you decide to be experimental in the biggest game of our season against PSG?

It could have been worst under Maresca. Be happy.

7 matches

0 wins

0 draws

2 goals scored

19 goals conceded.

Popizaino help me thank God we sacked Maresca when we did. So we could have been looking at something worst than this?

popizaino:
Can you imagine that the last time we scored a goal in Chelsea,fuel was still #800 in Nigeria 🇳🇬?

Really? Could that "last time" be during Maresca period?

Popizaino

lordfalcao:
. What of Delap with 1 goal in how many matches, is he not part of a fortified attack?

You get time to reply am.

Calibrator:
This is the tricky part of this DGW and exactly why I avoided Leeds, Burnley and Brighton defence and rather put my faith in Milenkovic and Bournemouth defence.

I don't want my attack and defense points during the midweek matches to have an inverse relationship.

That's why you pick defenders more likely to get attacking returns. No be only cleansheet defenders dey use haul. Defcon still dey.

Calibrator:
See Palmer that I captained

Lol... I'm just seeing that Palmer has a knock. Thanks goodness it's a free hit team. I have avoided that guy all season.

My happiness na Joao Pedro wey no dey lineup.

afrodoc2:
Popi will start hate-watching Nuno Mendes from today. This i have seen.

For the next 20 years, we go dey see any simple mistake in Nuno's game.... All to justify his take

popizaino:
PSG Nuno Mendez isn't better tha Joreel Hato the former is just fortunate and lucky to be in a better team coached by a better coach.

We really need to fine a good coach for this bunch of players here.

Which coach again? We have Rosenior bros.

Abi na Glasner you wan use and troway now?

Calibrator:
Milenkovic assist and MGW goal 👀👀

"E pa orin yen na"

Hattrick

Take your flowers

Calibrator:
Milenkovic assist and MGW goal 👀👀

"E pa orin yen na"

Na why I no dey ever banter until final whistle

MGW!!!

Calibrator:
Beat you to it

I go still quote am when time reach

popizaino:
*Playing Reece James in the midfield and inverting nonsense*

*Preffering game control rather than being direct*

*Refusal to trust the youth, e.g, Josh Acheampong,Hato*

Youth? Popi wetin dey do you nah? Is the team not young enough?

The same James in midfield that won PSG to lift CWC. The same James in midfield against in form Arsenal that everyone praised as probably his best game ever...

Guy, you be Oche barber for a reason.

Calibrator:
Forest 0 Burnley 1


Not my week.
Bourne007, congratulations on your win.
We go again next week 🤝🤝

You don throw in towel already?

Make match finish fess then I go quote comment wey dey my mind

Bourne007:
Coach has said he expects the Brazilian to play on Tuesday ọ 😭

That will be a major disaster for my team. He should please relapse o.