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Family › Re: How Best Can I Approach This Lady? Photo. by Timbuktuo: 12:39pm On Jun 11, 2019

The only way to get her to do your bidding is to bang her.

Family › Re: My Husband Is Torturing Me Emotionally by Timbuktuo: 11:59am On Jun 11, 2019

Safitu:
Okay fair enough, that’s the case for some women. But some do not have thousands of guys chasing them? I don’t understand where this misconception comes from. Some women really struggle all their life to find a decent man because men just do not come their way. Or what about women who are introverted, or the indoor type who don’t meet people like others? Some of you men can be soo myopic, it’s disgusting.

The average young woman gets hundreds of suitors yearly. If you desire marriage, you have to put yourself in environments where marriageable men frequent. You can't lock yourself up in your youth and then come out of your shell in your 30s it doesn't make sense.

There is such a thing as mating strategy. Both genders would be wise to learn these strategies. One problem women today face is taking their youth for granted. It's usually a rude awakening when they wake up in their older years to realise partnering is very much about timing.

Family › Re: My Husband Is Torturing Me Emotionally by Timbuktuo: 11:15am On Jun 11, 2019

Praktikals:
Its easy for you to type all the things above because you dont know how it feels for a lady to be single in her mid thirties.

It's not the end of the world. The question is why did she have to settle in her mid-thirties? They have been toasting this woman since JSS3, how come she wasn't able o pick from the thousands of guys who showed her interest before she hit 30?

If a woman values marriage, it would be wise of her to hook a partner while they are coming in rush-rush, not when market is closing and the only customers remaining are waiting for scraps. Not saying she's scrap but you should get the message.

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Family › Re: My Wife Denied Me From Having S*x Since I Lost My Job Nigerian Man Cries by Timbuktuo: 11:10am On Jun 11, 2019

JoannaSedley:
Exactly. That's what I keep repeating especially to ladies. If he stops giving you sex find it somewhere else. Life is too short damn it.

Spot on. IMO, sèx in a relationship is a duty. It is absolutely within your power to engage in it. If your partner isn't complying, just shake your head and hit up the backup. No time.

Education › Re: Dictionary.com Plans To Update The Definition Of 'black' After Branded Racist by Timbuktuo: 10:07pm On Jun 10, 2019

AYFikayomi:
Lol, who calls Native Americans 'Reds'?

Besides ask someone what red means and he'll firstly say Love, before danger or passion.

But I am someone and I say red means danger. The thing is colours could very well carry a universal meaning or they probably won't. What is silly is trying to change centuries old meanings because of an abstract relationship to said colour.

When the colour black is used to signify mourning, does it mean black people signify mourning? This is madness and it's irritating.

Education › Re: Dictionary.com Plans To Update The Definition Of 'black' After Branded Racist by Timbuktuo: 8:59pm On Jun 10, 2019

This is just stupidity. The definitions are fine as they are. Should the meaning of red be changed because red Indians feel bad about that characterisation?

People are becoming more stupid as the world grows older.

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Family › Re: How Can I Commit Suicide In An Easy And Painless Way by Timbuktuo: 7:45pm On Jun 10, 2019

mcevans1:
Im sick and tired of living.

Before I go further, may I ask the exact reason you want to kill yourself?

If you need a solution to the problem, I have it.

If the problem is unsolvable, I have a quick and easy way for you to end things.

Family › Re: My Wife Denied Me From Having S*x Since I Lost My Job Nigerian Man Cries by Timbuktuo: 7:39pm On Jun 10, 2019

bukatyne:
If he stops begging (seeking her consent), what next?

Forget sex with her? Cheat?

He should go and satisfy himself with another woman. Why should he beg for sex from his wife? She should be ready to part thighs soon as he signifies intent. Anything less is grounds for seeking alternative satisfaction of his needs

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Family › Re: My Wife Denied Me From Having S*x Since I Lost My Job Nigerian Man Cries by Timbuktuo: 7:37pm On Jun 10, 2019

chii8:
He should ignore her totally, find joy and happiness within himself. Once he starts giving her the silence treatment and start been happy with himself,the curiosity in her will draw her manners back.

Wouldn't this be termed emotional abuse? grin

Family › Re: My Husband Is Torturing Me Emotionally by Timbuktuo: 7:35pm On Jun 10, 2019

This is so sad. You married somebody you know absolutely nothing about, and whose lifestyle is obviously not compatible with yours.

You don't even sound like you like this dude, so, I don't know what you thought was going to happen. This is desperation mixed with foolishness and timidity.

Good news is you can always divorce him. Nothing will happen. Heaven will not fall.

What I find most disturbing, however, is the weakness of your will and character. In this day and age, societal and biological pressure is the last reason you should get married. Perhaps, you've lost your self esteem, perhaps you never had it.

One wonders

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Family › Re: You Don't Have To Be Happy So Long As Your Marriage Is "Happy" by Timbuktuo: 7:24pm On Jun 10, 2019

Marriage arrangements need to be reviewed. Too many unhappy marriages and divorces these days.

Having kids Timaya-style seems the best strategy right now.

Crime › Re: Sidechick Kills Pastor Brodes Perry After His Wife Let Her Inside Their Home by Timbuktuo: 6:33pm On Apr 26, 2019

"Never stick your d*ck in crazy". Always remember this rule.

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 10:32am On Apr 23, 2019

Don Lemon “People who are convicted, in prison, like the Boston marathon bomber, on death row, people who are convicted of sexual assault, they should be able to vote?”

Sen. Kamala Harris: “I think we should have that conversation.” https://t.co/7zEbzJD0Mw #HarrisTownHall pic.twitter.com/t3S3nGdHyo
— CNN (@CNN) April 23, 2019

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 10:14am On Apr 23, 2019

Kamala Harris and Bernie Sanders are of the strong opinion that people like the Boston Bomber and other terrible criminals should have the right to vote...from prison no less.

If as an American you can still support the Democratic Party with a straight face, I truly have no words for you and would probably stop engaging you on this thread.

I single out the Dems not because the GOP is any better, but because, at least, now it's Trump party.

I clearly remember American Republicans losing faith in the GOP and referring to both parties as the Uniparty, meaning they are the same except in name and appearance. In fact, there is a term RINO(Republican In Name Only) for Repubs who are obviously and actually not conservative. Other than that, both parties(or should I say politicians in both parties) basically support the same policies sponsored by the same lobbyists and financial backers.

America was basically being sold out to the highest bidder while the common man was left to roast. This is the real reason Trump won. The common man saw in him an ally. A closer inspection of Trump's policies reveal that they ranger from democratic to libertarian to republican. Basically, his own personal stances on each policy topic, not handed down from a lobbyist or SuperPAC. His SuperPAC is the voice of the average citizen.

While Obama and others told rust belt factory workers to brush up on their education saying their blue collar jobs were gone, Trump promised to bring those jobs back. I remember everybody laughing their asses off saying Trump was drunk. Two years later, those jobs are really coming back directly because of Trump's policies. You can laugh at him all you want, scream he's racist and all, bit at the end other day 'it's the economy, stupid'.

Back to the purpose of this comment, Dems want to get their power nack by all means and they are very obviously willing to employ every Machiavellian trick in the book. They've harped on for the last two years about allowing immigrants in, now they are asking felons to be given the right to vote. If this doesn't wake you up from the left's propaganda and brainwashing, I don't know what will.

Egbon, Raumdeuter, kilonsele Ni Yankee gan naa. Ko ye Mi mo o.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 8:18pm On Apr 22, 2019

obixcel:
The DEMS and their media allies are working overtime to keep dis artificial conjured Cloud of supposed Obstruction of Justice/Collusion hanging over Trump regardless of the Exoneration of the POTUS by the same Mueller Report (eventhough parts of the Reports were written haphazardly). The whole aim is to stall the Trump administration from investigating and looking in their own direction, how the Illegal investigation started, who did what and the FISA abuse.

They will be brought to book if that is the last thing Trump does. The man does not suffer attacks gladly. Imagine how he gave, and still gives, it hot to anybody that misfires in his direction.

If there's anything you can take to the bank, it's that Trump will hit back and he will hit back hard.

All the dems' shenanigans will blow up spectacularly in their hypocritical faces. They can run but not hide

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 9:20pm On Apr 20, 2019*

budaatum:
Intentions? Lol! I think the "Military Industrial Complex" is so ruthless a beast that anybody who becomes president knows to take a share and shut the fuq up or get eat. Besides, Trump had pledged to "rebuild" the military as part of his 2016 Presidential campaign and he is not known to go against his own intentions or turn down a dollar. I expect him to have a war somewhere before his second term ends if he ever gets one. That's why some are fighting him now to make sure he doesn't; racism, the wall, abortion rights, all just smokes of distraction. We got to Tuesday, 3 November 2020 to stop him. Eyes sure are open enough to see him coming.

The link has worth read about the "beast" for any interested.

Trump will win 2020 in a landslide. More Americans are waking up to the hypocrisy of the left and they are seeing that the left's attacks on Trump lack merit. This has naturally added these people to the Trump base. Expect more as time goes by.

Meanwhile, the spying allegations are going to be investigated and your guess is as good as mine what Trump's investigators will find. Trump allowing himself be investigated will force the hands of Obama, Hillary and Co. They will have no choice than to present themselves for investigation and I can bet you dirt will be found. Enough dirt to help usher in Trump 2020. grin

Dem done serve put for baba hand. Trump will so milk the next two years democrats' heads won't stop spinning.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 9:19pm On Apr 20, 2019

budaatum:
Intentions? Lol! I think the "Military Industrial Complex" is so ruthless a beast that anybody who becomes president knows to take a share and shut the fuq up or get eat. Besides, Trump had pledged to "rebuild" the military as part of his 2016 Presidential campaign and he is not known to go against his own intentions or turn down a dollar. I expect him to have a war somewhere before his second term ends if he ever gets one. That's why some are fighting him now to make sure he doesn't; racism, the wall, abortion rights, all just smokes of distraction. We got to Tuesday, 3 November 2020 to stop him. Eyes sure are open enough to see him coming.

The link has worth read about the "beast" for any interested.

I doubt Trump wants to have any war anytime within his presidency. His sole aim is to be seen as the saviour of America from the claws of globalists. I really doubt he wants involve himself with such a huge distraction as a war.

However, I expect him to not turn down a fight if any country is silly enough to take the first shot at America.

I'll check the link, though.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 5:23pm On Apr 18, 2019

happney65:
However whichever course you want to do should be paid for by yourself or your parent or guardians be it "learning how to piss" or Medicine..
By the way who studies "How to watch television or Angry white male studies?those are nonesense naa..

Don't forget, it's not really government paying for this, it's the citizens. Imagine paying for someone to study Angry White Males. Could you ever forgive yourself? grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 5:21pm On Apr 18, 2019

budaatum:
I beg to differ. The bigger frivolouses should be cut immediately then we can bother about the crumbs, is what I think is more prudent. And I don't really think bomb making is crucial. If a UK government spent that much on them that government won't be our government for much longer.

You're right. The biggest leaks should be plugged and the smaller, less dangerous ones tended to after. Then, consider how much more important defense is colored to other items on the appropriations list.

The challenge is the government of the day having the will and courage to incisive audits and budget adjustments where required. In the US, though, the Military Industrial Complex is a ruthless beast. I'm not sure Trump can successfully take them on at the point in time, or if he even has any such intentions.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 2:52pm On Apr 18, 2019

budaatum:
And how much we talking about here?

Actually, no idea. The point is frivolous expenses should cut before touching crucial ones

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 2:23pm On Apr 18, 2019

G E O T U S

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 1:35pm On Apr 18, 2019

PDPGuy:
But 20% of the pentagon budget can pay the tuition and fees for all students in public colleges/universities. That tells you that tuition-free college education and Medicare for all, won’t cost trillions of $$

The US should start with defending Planned Parenthood before even conceiving of touching the Defense budget. You think super power is by mouth?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 1:31pm On Apr 18, 2019

There's this weird thing that happens whenever I quote Kops-whatever. It's happened twice now. I noticed that I get banned anytime I respond to any of his mentions of me. I check my profile and it tells me it's a bot. No insults in any of my responses whatsoever. grin

The bans usually last 24hours but it's really silly getting banned for responding to someone who has addressed you. But whatevs. I ain't getting paid to post so it's all good.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 11:35am On Apr 17, 2019*

stanech:
. I think Bernie is the real conman

This is obvious to the blindest of bats. Do you know he abstained from voting on AOC's Green New Deal bill even though he's been publicly supporting it? grin

Many of Bernie's 2016 supporters have left him after realising he's a major fraud. He's only in this race for the money. He's a hustler taking advantage of idiots who want free stuff.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 11:26am On Apr 17, 2019

ABSOLUTE MADMAN. grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 11:13am On Apr 17, 2019

Feel the Bern.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 10:35am On Apr 17, 2019

That being said, like most liberals, they lack even the simplest understanding of basic economics as evidenced by the fact that they liked Bernies "economic policy". Bernies economic policy has no basis in reality and would utterly destroy this country. Just look at his plan for "free" healthcare. It would cost trillions upon trillions of dollars and would require Doctors to take pay cuts of over 50%. This alone highlights how delusional Bernie is.

Also, it really seems that these people think that every business in the country is some mega-corporation that pays minimum wage and doesn't pay taxes. This is obviously not the case as ~95% of companies are small businesses. The majority of the US workforce is employed by small businesses. 2 out of every 3 new jobs are created by small businesses. Many of these small business owners do well for themselves while paying their employees well.

Bernie has scammed these gullible people into thinking that no wealthy people pay "their fair share" when the opposite is true. A huge portion of wealthy individuals have far too much of their income stolen by the government. Demanding that the "evil" 1% should be required to foot the bill for everyone else is ridiculous and tyrannical. There would be no better way to destroy the economy than to rape and pillage businesses and individuals that do well. It is simply jealousy and forced governmental theft. You don't raise others up by facefucking and robbing from others.

Lastly, they claim Bernie is not a hypocrite as he wants to raise taxes on all wealthy people including himself. This is hilarious. If Bernie truly believed his own bullshit, he would happily be sending the IRS 70% of his income as they have no problem with people wanting to pay more than they legally owe. If he didn't go the IRS route to practice what he preaches, he could donate 70% of his income to various charities and foundations. Instead, like the hypocrite and scammer he is, he has chosen to keep that income and purchase multiple homes and luxury goods only the rich can afford. He is the antithesis of everything he claims to strand for.

Unfortunately, he has managed to convince his economically illiterate supporters to back and donate money to him again which only further strengthens the fact that they have no understanding of how and why wealth is created. They simply love the idea of being given free stuff they don't deserve while not understanding that that stuff isn't actually free.

Culled from reddit

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 7:47pm On Apr 13, 2019

OyinbowithaTan:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsH5Va8UUAAVuyx.jpg

Lol. Apt.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Timbuktuo: 4:13pm On Apr 13, 2019*

raumdeuter:
Latest news says

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/apr/12/trump-migrants-sanctuary-cities-release
Trump tweeted: “Due to the fact that Democrats are unwilling to change our very dangerous immigration laws, we are indeed, as reported, giving strong considerations to placing Illegal Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities only.... The Radical Left always seems to have an Open Borders, Open Arms policy – so this should make them very happy!”
They also highlighted that viewing such a move as punishment was unusual, since it would impact cities that already welcome more immigrants than the rest of the country, such as Chicago, Los Angeles and New York City.

“It takes a truly warped mind to think that releasing families who sought asylum at the border in Sanctuary Cities would be a ‘punishment’,” said New York City’s comptroller, Scott Stringer, on Twitter. “These families are just seeking a better life, and Sanctuary Cities exist because we *want them here*.”

Democrats said the proposal was another example of the Trump administration’s extreme measures to curb legal and illegal immigration.

No matter what Trump does, the left are already programmed to parrot the same old talking points of him being a monster etc. They don't really care about whatever he does, they have been indoctrinated to always find fault with it.

They are mentally unhinged

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