Itz bn a long tym! I dey prostrate o... Hw are tinz nw? Hmmmm... All is well

bory09: congrat guy. Did you know am also an oau aspirant but things came out unexpected i did not meet cut off mark but still i know unexpected can happen by being admitted into oau. So eksu is my last sure hope for now my life now is here. Did you think i will take it lightly

ehya... Sowi bro. Bt wotz ur aggregate nd ur score in ife?

bory09: guy forget, this year post jamb and jamb is too low so who are they going to admit without reducing their cut-off mark and don't forget this is a state university. We all know state uni are all moni hungry so they will not compromise in the number of student they will admit. They need money and student too and did you know how small eksu aspirant is this year so let hope for the best

. Sir, wit due respect, i salute ur claims or do i say observations? Taking tinz rather lightly cn cause d only thing every aspirant dread 'no admission ofad yet' ur praya nw shud b God, let my scores guarantee my admisn. I am an oau aspirant, i av bn admitd 2 study law wit an aggregate of 254 which is exactly d cut off 4 law. I'm sure u are all in by the special grace of God. Hweva, put God first. Then, d next thing z action! Get connectd wit sm1. Team #LLB of OAU i rep. Hapi new mnth 2 u all...

OAU law students do nt shout... (opening d door of d thread carefully so as nt 2 disturb odaz, walking in stealthily, nd gng on my knees) thank u Fada! I rep team#LLB! (walking out stealthily nd carefully closing d door of d thread)

Ah! Abeg i'm coming bak o, lemme deal wit d rat wey jst enta d shoe wey i go wear 4 sku...

youngPRO: GOOD MORNING WONDERFUL PEEPS! How was your night? Hope u slept well?

i couldn't sleep jor. I was jst checking nd checking nd checking again jst 2 make sure dat iya aje beside our house doesn't delete it 4rm my laptop...

whaleylawz: God bless u my broda,infact i fink xay na only me dy feel d burn,na madnex nw

z wale a law aspirant?

See, i go kom bak nd comment, let me deal with d rat wey jst enta d shoe wey i go put on when i get 2 Ife.

Miracy: Breaking news....




FINALLY!!! FINALLY FINALLY!!!!.





...The lord has done it again!!!!
ayam d happiest person on earth...


All thnks n adorations to baba GOD...THE LILY OF THE VALLEY,LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH,OMINIPOTENT,OMINISCIENCE GOD...KABIYESI,ABETILUKARABIAJERE,OYIGIYIGI...MIRACLE WORKER,THE GOD OF gods,ANCIENT OF DAYS,ALPHA N OMEGA,BEGINING N THE END,I AM DAT I AM,THE GOD OF OLUWATOSIN MIRACY BELLO....wat can i say dan sayin thnk u JESUS cos its not by ma power or intelligence but by ur unconditonal n steadfast love N mercy in ma lyf....be thou glorified......




finally i,oluwatosin Bello is now an undergraduate of d skul of ma dreams#great ife#...a prospective barrister....



congratulations to all d undergraduates in d house...may our joy continue to overflow IJN



To dose still xpectn deir name,d LORD will surprise u N may ur joy be fild IJN....




matriculation on ma mind###
LLB*****###...**1luv



*tears of joy***singin####dancin****dancin*****

u're welcome 2 d only department dat has a whole faculty dedicatd 2 it. U're most welcome once again. By the way, i cn see lab coat on u, wia z ur white nd black? Abi u go wia am kom class? Abeg make u change kia jawe, i dey go 4 lecture ntemi o...

youngPRO: Big congratulations to FYNESTBOY, MICHEALTOTTI, SOLEXY96, TIMICHAEL, EMMYEULER, TEMITOPE23, CAMZZY, FELOCOM, OLUWATOLA5 MIRACY . . . . . . . . Still Loading!!!

thanks alot bro... I am more than happy... Nw, i cn take my g-flakes wit peace of mynd! Wot of u?

Nw i cn fully participate in d thread's activities. Eh, azonto, azonto, azonto, azonto... All my ladies, all my ladies, kukere, kukere... OAU u get me dancing alingo oh oh, dancing alingo, alingo, alingo oh oh... I'm tired men... Thank u God! Team #LLB i rep...

vikaosi: JAMB completes first
admissions round
on august 29, 2013 at 12:09 am in
news
By LAIDE AKINBOADE
ABUJA—The Joint Admissions and
Matriculation Board, JAMB,
announced, yesterday, that it had
concluded the first round of
admissions into degree-awarding
institutions.
A statement by JAMB, signed by
its Head Public Relations, Mr.
Fabian Benjamin, in Abuja, said all
candidates that made degree-
awarding institutions their first
choices or most-preferred are
enjoined to check the Board’s
website and print their admission
letters.
It said: “This exercise was decided
at a combined Technical
Committee Meeting on admissions
into degree-awarding institutions
for 2013/2014 academic session
held in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State.
“The meeting had 109 degree-
awarding institutions in attendance
and 76 out of these institutions
made submissions (list of admitted
candidates) to the Board.
“The second round of admissions
will be conducted between
September 23 and 27, at Adeyemi
College of Education, Ondo State.
“It would be solely for admissions
into polytechnics, monotechnics,
colleges of education and
Innovative Enterprises
Institutions. All admissions into the
nation’s tertiary institutions are
expected to close by October.”


Culled from Vanguard newspaper

kashimawoo...

Na wa o... Thank ur stars dat u are nt a Nigerian. Somtn worse kud av hapund...

Toh... Hmmm

Na wa o... First page sha...

Jodekss: [b]BREAKING NEWS: FG directs
striking lecturers to goback to
work
23 August, 2013
Despite the resolve on Thursday
by the Academic Staff Union of
Universities, ASUU, to continue the
on-going strike until all
agreements signed in 2009 are
reached, the federal government,
on Friday, ordered that lecturers
should go back to classrooms
after it had disbursed the sum of
N30 billion for earned academic
allowances.
The directive which was given by
the secretary to the government
of the federation, Sen Anyim
PiusAnyim, during a meeting
between the federal government
and the vice-chancellor s of the
61 public universities, stated that
"Government, hereby, urges every
staff of the nation's universities to
return to work as all issues are
being resolved."
He said with particular reference
to the contentious issue of earned
allowances, every staff of the
universities that is so entitled
should verify his claim with the
university council and accordingly
get paid as "from the foregoing, it
is obvious that government has
demonstrated sufficient
commitment to the
implementation of the 2009 FG/
ASUU agreement.
"After series of discussions,
government has now provided
N30 billion to support the
university councils in settling the
earned allowances. The amount
will be disbursed to the various
universitycounc ils which are in
the position to know who is
entitled to how much after
verification."
He revealed that "Traditionally,
universities pay this to deserving
staff but because of the amount
which ASUU now claims as
arrears, government has decided
to assist the university councils to
pay" as government did not
receive any computation of
amount involved until February,
2013.
"By this computation, ASUU is
claiming N92 billion as arrears for
three year's payment based on
percentage rage of between 15
and 20 per cent of personnel
cost."
While there was consensus that
revitalising the tertiary institutions
is of critical importance to the
nation, Anyim noted that "when
put together, the amount of funds
from the budgetary and non-
budgetary sources that goes into
the sector isquite huge but
without corresponding impact.
While acknowledging the
contributions of the Non-
Academic Staff Union, NASU,
Senior Association of Nigerian
Universities, SSANU, National
Association of Nigerian Students,
NANS, and other stakeholders,
Anyim reiterated the
government's resolve 'to bringing
the students back to school and
appreciated the patience of
parents and students as
government is making every
effort to revitalise the university
system."
It would be recalled that on July 2,
2013, ASUU declared what it
called "total and indefinite strike"
over issues it says has remained
unresolved pertaining to an
agreement it reachedwith
government in 2009.
Source: # TheNation
Do you see this ending the strike?[/b]

we shall see...

OAU's 2013/2014 admission list z out! U cn check ur admission status 2ru dz link, www.nscdc... Ayam nt d 1 wu wil gv u d original website, na my ogaz at d top...

Is Emmy a potential barrister?

In d Land of Boko nd in da time of strike, d destiny of d students rests on d shoulders of a young rebel, his name... ASUU

whaleylawz: got 6 lol..mad questz

i got 7, they were crazy questions. Lol

Gud morning oau one leg in one leg outs in da building. In brotherhood we stand, let us 4get nt our brodaz nd 6taz wu didn't scale d hurdle, let's tell God 2 bless their effort with unmerited fa4 nd crown dem wit suxes. Rememba 2 denounce d treaty of neva-get-dia in ur lyf as well. Dat ur name must nt b removed 4 anoda person's. It z well with us... 4 dz z my biliv! Gud morning once again!

Samtolly4JESUS: Ooops!

ASUU has really pulled crowd all over the World!

Now, my foriegn friends were asking the meaning of ASUU

Man must not disgrace his country now

So I told them its an annual festival in Nigeria in which Universities allow their Students to go home indefinitely

Abi, wetin make I talk

bad boy... Lmao... Ah ah... Hmmm

oh hey you!(oau), dz z surely 4 u! I quite agree with Tola,let's kp it 2 ourselves even though we've beaten d cut off! It z well.

itz actuali nt meant 4 us.itz 4 d aspirants 4rm uniben. A guy wrote a silly comment abt oh hey you. Datz y i collectd d grenade. Ah ah, u don scale 2ru d cut off nw, hw will i deny u of ur place. So, amng d securities, wu wil b d suicide bomber or jst an expert 2 take d bomb dia nd fix it?

our potential engineers, i hail o. Which machine did u use 2 boost our thread nd more ova, wu did it?btw,wu inventd d machine?

Samtolly4JESUS: These CSOs are really sleeping

First, they allowed a ghost into the house

Now, he came in with grenades....SMH

lol...so i don turn a ghost! Abi make i throw u 1 grenade ni?

Oluwatola5: Ekabo, kile mu bo?

nothing much o, jst sm grenades from d boko haram camp nd greetings frm shekau himself.

i can't believe my eyes. Or am i dreaming? So, d pages could muv dz far. Thank God o. Sowi 4 nt making it 2 d party jawe, i went 2 represent all oau aspirants at a meeting called for all reps of d aspirants. It was held at bornu state beside the boko haram camp. I representd u well, nd our thread z d only 1dat could boast of free supply of gflakes nd kstraw. Regardz are sent 4rm da meeting 2 our president nd oda excos. Everybody die house o...(eku ile)

Ehs okada! Okada! Okada rider: wia u dey go?
Michael:dreamland
okada rider:#1000 Michael: abeg dey go, i wan return d danshiki, 3-kota nd buga cap wey i borrow 4rm Ajani, e dey go smwia nw nw.
Okada rider: oya let's go.
Michaelshouting on top im voice) abeg make u send my g-flakes nd k straw o... U hear dat? My vote goes to........(okada zooms off)

All those guys are pretty 2 much. Samtolly has my vote. He remains my candidate. U cn check his past posts on dz thread, always joking nd less abusive. Jakes is also a gud guy though, he quarrels at ease...

x-kid2000:
lols.. Buga cap? I think say na only me bring buga cap oh

i have it on o, let me sit wit u so dat we cn b easily identified wit our caps,.. See dat guy wey bring im mama's wrapper, see,see,see

Pls abeg, ah no wan stay long o. I borrowed d three-kota nd d dansiki wey i put on, wit my buga cap. I think datz okay. Nd by the way,wia z mr dee jay?